#holy shit they are gay

[azzy-the-furry]

ive returned from the void to give you:

LEsbain SNAKES

[mossycakes]

think about louis telling daniel about having sex with lestat for the first time in s1 ep1 and ending it with "at the time i did not consider myself a homosexual". that is the funniest fucking mental image because it essentially went like this;

louis: yeah so after i sucked his thumb i couldnt hold myself back from him anymore and we had gay sex. now daniel lemme tell you this was no ordinary gay sex, this was HEROIN gay sex. i had his dick in my ass like god damn it feels like im floating. it turned out we actually were, we had sex so good we were actually levitating in the middle of the room. it wasnt gay tho

daniel:

[moonlightmagical]

h oly shit..,,, matilda drops?,,. im. lesbian ,,,

[bluismie]

“Even the sinners dream”

[dimwitdecember]

no way they gave magneto a whole gay montage of him and charles to stop him from destroying the world then tried to sell moira and charles as a couple get a grip

[lemonboyjosten]

— the foxhole court (2013)

— the sunshine court (2024)

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[the-loved-anomaly]

so me and my friend have been talking abt putting our f/o's in makeup, specifically eyeshadow and even though i haven't drawn in 85 years i couldn't help myself

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.

[fryday]

"Can I have one more Squashie? And then I'll stop."

[teeveetrasheee]

[peachpaws0]

Sorry that I saw a sapphic ship and went crazy, it will happen again

[otome-dissection]

compilation of Hey What The Fuck Did They Mean By This

[chainsawctopus]

No longer pride month but I feel like I have to officially repost this nightmare onto tumblr so.

[the-dormant-ocean]

Hiyori: Are you leaving? I'll miss you. Zoro:

[sn0wp1anets]

joel what the fuck this is genuine art this is insane there are tears in my eyes i want to live here