#homage to the warm plum on the driveway poem

[etherealspacejelly]

just dropped pasta sauce (tomato sauce) (onion and garlic) on my foot (bare foot, dont like wearing socks). i was tipping the pasta into my bowl (warm pasta, just finished cooking) and the sauce (warm pasta sauce) flicked off the spoon towards the floor. i was wearing my crocs (dont like slippers) but it went through the hole (the hole in my crocs) onto my foot (bare foot. in my crocs). i then had to wipe the pasta sauce (warm tomato sauce) off my foot with kitchen roll (flatmate was also in the kitchen. she saw the whole thing).