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lovelybunn · 2 years
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south park post covid main 4 w/ you in a revealing bikini ! 🍹˚ ༘
warning(s): uses of prns she/her, fem!reader, lowkey a crack post, swearing, suggestive themes
author's note: i'm pretty late to the party (and this was just stuck in my drafts) so i decided to post it now, hope you enjoy!
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stan marsh
his swimming trunks don't ever fit him, either they're squeezing his balls off or they're so loose that he will almost flash some poor innocent family
"alcohol-free" by twice but with the alcohol
i mean, stan's like wasted on like five margaritas before he sees you, and when he does... oh, HOOCHIE MAMA!!
ok but fr, the moment this pot belly man sees you in that cute ass swimsuit, he is ALL OVER you.
he's gon grab you from behind and give you all kinds of sloppy neck kisses
"you're so sexy baby. i love you~"
did i forget to add that's he's an ass man?
"🎶 take that, rewind it back, usher got the voice to make your booty go– SMACK!"
kyle broflovski
leanly built kyle broflovski me thinks...
the only one who actually reacted like a normal grown individual out of the four of them 😐
if you have any body dysmorphia, this man will make sure you love your body just as much as he does.
don't get me wrong, he did show you off, but that was more of him making a declaration of "that's all mine, and you wish she was yours."
his hands most definitely will be glued to your hips/waist (his favorite part of your body)
anytime someone would look at you in a flirtatious way/quite literally flirt with you, he would instantly give that signature "i'm tired of your shit.™" kyle broflovski look.
forehead kisses and CONSTANT compliments
trust me, he loves the way that fabric hugs all your yummy curves 😋
eric cartman
this cutie patootie was shocked to see you in that. (calling cartman of all ppl that makes me want to vomit)
he tried his so very hardest to cover you up, with towels, a cover-up, his own swim-shirt, but you took it all off bc ofc you did.
istg he almost cussed a mf out for cat-calling you, he was fighting the urge to keep the true eric theodore cartman deep inside
he would hold your hand the whole time like if he let go you would vanish out of thin air lmao XD
weird headcanon, but i think eric loves seeing your hair down and wet, like all that water dripping down your body really turns him on
sunbathing is his fav past-time when going to the beach/pool
LIKE IF Y'ALL ARE TANNING TOGETHER, LAY ON HIS BIG OL TUMMY, IT'S WORTH IT ISTG, ITS LIKE A PILLOW
also cartman can't swim for shit so he stays in the shallowest part of the water at ALL TIMES. (come on, you don't wanna see his old ass drown, do you?)
kenny mccormick
kenny man bun, kenny man bun, KENNY MAN BUN (but fr, he doesn't like getting his hair wet so he puts it up every time y'all go to the beach/pool)
you just had to pick out a bikini that would show the most amount of cleavage, didn't you?
my man's eyes must've POPPED out of their damn sockets like a cartoon character when he saw that shit
"ah that's hot, that's hot."
every chance this dude gets he's gon come up to you like "madam, your breasts look awfully heavy, shall i hold them for you?"
but enough about kenny's obsession with boobs, i honestly feel like he'd be all kinds of lovey-dovey the whole time
hugging you, kissing you, feeling you all over,I'm pretty sure you'll have to literally bitch-slap kenny cuz this man will be attached to your hip like a tumor
also, you know that hawaiian shirt he always wears (that probably hasn't been washed in 6 months)? yeah, that thing will stay on his body the whole time unless he's in the water. but it's unbuttoned ofc, he isn't trying to die of heat stroke bruv 😕
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skitskatdacat63 · 7 months
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I feel weirdly compelled by this
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kohinoors · 2 months
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HE IS NOT WORTH IT!!! HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY!!! HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR!!! (<- he is stupid as shit... but maybe he thought he conveyed smth, try asking him?)
what do i ask? 😭😭😭
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p0th · 5 months
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this is me btw... if you even care...
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luv-ya-tomorrow · 1 year
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That post about portrayals of psychiatrists + therapists being rooted in antisemitism is really interesting and makes a lot of sense, but I wish it could be talked about without the takeaway for a lot of people being "so that's where anti psychiatry comes from" + dulling certain things down to accommodate that mindset. Like saying the general consensus of people who went to therapy is that it was either positive or "just wasn't for them", and so if someone outright hates it it's probably not a lived experience + is linked to antisemitism. It doesn't work like that, a collective patient opinion on psychiatry can't exclude highly medicalised people bc we are the vast majority of long term service users.
I just want ppl to know that the mad pride/antipsych movement is based in something very real and the fact that psychotic people are more susceptible to conspiracy has always been used to deny the reality of psychiatric abuse and complicity. When u have a complex mental health diagnosis the rights u have in therapy are very different, yes including "optional" outpatient therapy. Many of us aren't allowed change therapists, they make it very difficult for us to discharge even when we're not in any way obligated to be there, many of us have had abusive therapists and when we try to report it are told that we're just paranoid + forced to stay
People with complex diagnoses, who are regularly abused mentally and physically by their health providers are always sidenotes in conversations that predominantly affect them. I'm not against therapy or medication at all but I don't think I've ever seen a sane person defend those things without throwing mad people under the bus
Psych stigma in the media is rooted in antisemitism and the psychiatric system as a whole is extremely damaging to its most medicalised patients, these 2 things can both be true. Many mental health staff blame their patients hatred/distrust of them on psych stigma while actively abusing and applying mental illness stigmas onto them. Many others use it as a blanket excuse to make themselves feel less complicit in abuse and manipulation that they're aware exists and have likely witnessed first hand. It would b good if we could have conversations about the antisemitism in psych stigma while being mindful of the whole "crazy people love conspiracies and that's why they think all psychiatrists are collectively plotting to hurt them" thing bc that's literally just us tryna talk about systemic abuse + it's really not easy to do that when u have issues w communication and reality perception
#jumblr#i am gonna look into that topic more i just honestly get very put off when a psych is part of a convo about psych stigma ngl#idk this person they could be chill ive just met many many psychs in my life and every single one of them has tried to frame the concept of#psychiatric corruption as a persecutory delusion to me#so yeah#i fucking hate psychs#shrink hating jew uwu#my one decent psychologist admitted to me that the nhs was corrupt and then he left the nhs lol so#im also pissed at that guy even tho i cant rly blame him cus like#idk thanks for leaving poor people in the dust u bastard :[ u were one of the good ones#when i was in the crisis house (the way better and nicer version of psych ward) i watched brand new staff members change in real time#from genuinely wanting to help people to choosing job security over reporting discrimination#i have sat at a table and bawled my eyes out while this woman said#i know i know whats happening here and im so sorry but all i can do right now is offer you some coping skills#and then later on when me and my friend tried to talk to her about the fact we're dehumanised and staff dont stand up for us#she said ''ok but im human too actually and i have feelings too'' and started crying#then i lost it and was like wtf is wrong w you ur not the victim and she was like i know ur right im sorry and she actually left early#and the next day she was blanking us in the hallways#like the pipeline of staff becoming indifferent to human suffering and just being like 'oh its cus were overworked'#or 'oh if u get emotiona about ur patients ull never survive in healthcare'#is fucking horrifying#but whatever#would love for people to acknowkedge it some day
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sa-banana-ana · 6 months
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I got bored, frankly, it's annoyance if anything, of going to my university library. To remedy that I've been going to a public library branch and today it really made my day!
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They had a display about book recommendations based on zodiac signs. I always find zodiac themed items a little funny, and naturally, I wanted to see what would be deemed a good Sagittarius, my own zodiac sign, recommendation. I had actually been looking for my libraries collection of Neil Gaiman books the day before and was disappointed when GO wasn't there. Well, now I know why. 🥰
Anyways I spent the last 30 minutes before I had to leave reading and giggling to myself. 🤭
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sad--tree · 7 months
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am having the weirdest issue w/ this dvd i bought online, where like, it plays but the video is deeply fucked up and jerky/skipping therefore unsyncing it from the audio (which is fine). BUT. only on the xbox. i found one single solitary review saying it ended up working fine on a regular dvd player and lo and behold, tried it on my dad's laptop and it's true! How? Why? Who Fucking Knows! Now i gotta go dig our fucking oldass dvd player outta basement storage bc lord knows neither my new laptop nor my old laptop has one -_-
it's fuckin weird, tho, right? Like, there were other amazon reviews mentioning the issue but just the one about the xbox vs dvd drive thing, and there were def other ppl positively reviewing the dvd itself and not just the movie (they mentioned the extra features). i also kept finding one-off comments on various reddit threads that mention the issue but never any resolution. i even logged on to facebook (gag) on my computer and scrolled alllllll the way back to 2017/2018 on the movie's official fb page and again. just the occasional comment about the issue and like 1 single reply on 1 comment mentioning the xbox thing ://///
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blkwag · 1 year
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whether or not people have a reason to not like argentina, the fans are still going to be upset. whatever reason someone has (ex: they don’t like x player, the racism from their fans, the country’s history, etc.) it’s going to trigger their fans. whether someone just simply doesn’t like the team, that’s an issue too. and then the fans wonder why people don’t like the team or them (the fans) like you guys get triggered regardless
and then (on this hellsite), you jump into people’s inbox (anonymously btw) and write a thesis to someone who doesn’t like the team or the “dios” of the team. just leave people alone
#take this post how you want#please don’t play captain save a team in my inbox. because i don’t care#im not doing that again with you guys#and im not speaking from my experience im seeing it on other blogs as well#idk if it’s just me but i don’t think i’ve seen a fanbase care sm about why people don’t like their (national) team#again it’s probably just me but i just don’t…#like i mentioned before if someone doesn’t like the usmnt on here i simply. scroll past whatever post they make#if i did end up being that type of fan it’s because ppl were talking shit about some of the players (like weston)#and even w that i sometimes just mind my business#bc with christian. i KNOW there are a lot of people don’t like him and i completely understand why#im not going bend backwards making posts and sending anonymous messages to ppl in defense of him#that man doesn’t know me wtf#ANYWAYS. at the end of the day just leave people alone#if someone doesn’t like your team for whatever reason just leave them alone#i can get if people are like straight lying on the team or country but in this case…#like unless there’s a statistic saying that they are the most hated national team then im not understanding the reasoning for the questions#also we don’t need to pull the um… what about x country like okay we get it#and honestly no one owes anyone an explanation as to why they support one team over the other#im just tired of seeing people being questioned about this like.#leave people alone#this is the last thing imma say about this hopefully i don’t see someone on here getting bugged about this#but this pretty much is my overall…. opinion on this discussion#again. MY OPINION
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i-luvsang · 9 months
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i can’t believe coco put me in my yeosang feels right before work😔
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apatheticgoat · 5 months
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(abridged inktober for work): Spicey
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mnknox · 2 years
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heard the phrase pathologic potluck and my first reaction was to go ughk im going to get fucking poisoned
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writer-of-various · 10 months
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Me, seeing some shit happening with COD MWII and COD's new "nickname": Huh...wtf is going on over there?
Me, pats BO4 case: Well, let those noobs be noobs. I'm gonna bring you back, baby.
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elegyofthemoon · 1 year
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simply put! the ending of fena does not exist !! whatever the heck was going on in there i didnt see it. the show ended with abel blowing up in fire and yukimaru and fena living a good life together <3
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snekdood · 1 year
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i refuse to let insecure fucks from my home town who are so controlled by their fear of being different make me feel bad or weird existing as i am online. yeah, i did find a place i could express myself freely and people didnt reject me, im sorry you weren’t able to shame me into having 0 friends anywhere, hoping that’d make me become the basic blonde bitch you want me to be
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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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#i genuinely cant think of anything i want for Christmas. maybe skin tone copics but that's literally the only thing#im like the worst person to do things for honestly. there r so many rules and the things i want r so specific that its really not worth it#like i already have too much stuff. the amount of stuff i have rn in this tiny apartment stresses me out#i dont need more. i only work and draw so like i really dont need anything???#so i honestly dont kno wtf to tell my family. like idk give me 25 bucks and ill buy a game on steam#except i wanna get games when break starts and now after Christmas so actually dont do that#idk just dont buy me anything. and dont make me buy anything. im already spiraling#and i might b moving across the fucking ocean in the next year so like idk i dont need more stuff#uuuugh im just avoiding doing things. like interview practice. and writing. and lab work#im just tired. maybe ill go to bed at like 9 lmao. avoid my problems until tomorrow#i would like to be excused from Christmas on account of having a breakdown. or just being a whiny brat#i really need to practice for the interview. bc im underqualified so i need to pretend it hasnt been 4 years since itook molecular genetics#and that i totally absolutely know lots about photosynthesis. definitely absolutely know what im doing. can i read? yes absolutely i can#understand words. ive never been sick in the head ever in my life and its a miracle. so pls give me money#uuuuuuuugh y brain? y dont u listen to me??? we have tasks! do them! pls!#unrelated
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4izawas · 2 years
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…now how u gonna say that ur blog 18+ only when u ain’t even 18 yet
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