#hope this is alrighty

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

still unwell over the prospect of Howdy slowly putting the pieces together and having a complete mental breakdown over it. Laughingstock edition!

[hyper-revenge-sio]

I made this and thought maybe someone on here would appreciate it <3

[nina-the-ninth]

LETS GO I ACTUALLY GOT THE BIRTHDAY ART DONE IN TIME HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKOOOOO

[fearofgodandtolkien]

I made some Death Note incorrect quotes and now you all get to deal with them. sure hope you followed me for death note because that's what you're about to get

Misa: You don’t deserve me. L: At your worst or your best? Misa: I don’t have a worst. L: Because you’re already at your worst?

*L is talking about his past* L: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow. Matsuda: L, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years! Light: Oh, I'm sure it gets better! L: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

L: You're not my friend anymore. Light: I was your friend?

Matsuda: You don't know anything about me!

Light: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

Matsuda: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again? Light: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

Mello: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? Mello: And atoms never touch each other. Mello: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

Matsuda: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. L: ... Your what? Matsuda: My friends. Mello: Is he saying “friends”? Misa: I think he's being sarcastic. Near: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Matsuda! All of your friends are in this room.

Mello: Near is a little bitch. Matt: Why? Mello: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.

Misa: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident.” Light: Actually, you can’t. L: Not since the accident.

Mello: I baked you a pie! L: Really?! What flavor? Mello: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

[becausebuckley]

i really do hope we get to see more of buck exploring his sexuality in this season. whether he’s seeing someone or single (after a breakup) i want to see him working out what this means for him. talking to those close to him, engaging with queer media, sharing his little fun facts, little bi pride pin popping up somewhere idk. even just him referring to himself as bisexual!! buck’s just such a love and identity and community-oriented person that there’s so much material to explode here and i would just love to see it on screen <3

[paperkoifish]

#5 the past car + the engine

[pktearsoftazmily]

Time passed differently when you were held in a cell for some of your life. Sometimes it was slow, then fast other times. For normal regular folk who lived in the city, thing were normal, apart from the usual living costs, housing issues, so on. However, for certain hybrids, like a certain blond, life was hell. Eden very much favoured the rich, but it held hatred towards the hybrids.

This was something Lucas was quick to discover. He had seen what they were capable of doing before his own eyes, going as far as to burning down his old village, leaving him the only survivor of an extinct peaceful village. From the age of seven, Lucas had witnessed how evil Eden could be. They had murdered his entire family, his friends, everything he had ever loved. All because he was a dragonic hybrid.

Honestly, he couldn't wait to get out of this hellhole. The teenager wanted to run away as far as he could, never look back at this horrible city, or its people. So, when the alarms beeped loudly, with the cell doors suddenly opening, Lucas blinks, but he takes the chance, not risking a single moment to leave an opportunity of escaping to a safer haven.

Leaving the cells area, the boy is quick to hear loud shouting, with many heavy footsteps, the sounds of the sirens continuing their tune. No, something was up. Eden never had their security down. Not like this.

Something was up. Had he fallen into a trap? Well, either way, it was Eden's big mistake to release him. Now, they were going to see what a dragon can do. But first, to stay hidden, watch the guards, see where they were going.

This was Lucas' only chance. Fail this chance, and it's gone.

[dawnthefluffyduck]

hey that's not supposed to be out there (uploaded wrong version at first haha whoops)

[britts-galaxy-brain]

Do you ever feel a sense of shame, a hint of remorse, upon knowingly and uncaringly contributing to malicious misinformation on individuals? Misinformation that is borne wholly from conjecture and brings harm upon the one you callously speak of?

A curious question: I'd find it rather disturbing to envision being in your shoes, knowing what I know, and being of complete certainty that you are, in fact, spreading lies about an individual to your audience.

No, not of the individual of whom much of your time appears to be dedicated to on this blog, but you are, indeed, willfully spreading harmful misinformation nonetheless.

[teecupangel]

Okay okay so.

Your thoughts on a Time Travel-ish fic where Desmond gets yeeted back to a little bit before Altaïr’s time and Bayek, Kassandra, Alexios, and f!Eivor become basically immortal bc of POE/Isu bullshit?

And then all the main characters after that become immortal bc of POE/Isu bullshit (including Desmond) so they’re just slowly gathering a bunch of immortal Assassin/some Templars and winging it til they hit the modern day era.

If you like to add a vampire spin to it, here’s the vampire idea a while back that does include a lot of main characters (but not all) getting turned into vampires.

Now, for this idea, let’s set up some things first.

Desmond is the primary immortal and nobody knows how it works.

They stop aging once they die and are revived for the first time.

There will always be a minute of death before their revival. (spawn rate)

Since we want to cover all main AC characters (although I love the fact that we didn’t include Basim in that list. Mirage isn’t out yet, Basim doesn’t count yet, I guess XD), I know you asked for Desmond being yeeted a little before Altaïr’s time so I’m hope you’re fine with Desmond being yeeted before or during Kassandra and Alexios’ time period. (I mean how 'little' is open for interpretations I say)

And how about we make this a little bit more interesting?

Desmond gets yeeted into the time of the Isus. To be more specific, he gets thrown into Minerva’s ‘temple’ during the final days before the Solar Flare.

He’s disoriented and maybe just ‘a bit’ traumatized because of the pain he felt when he activated the device so all he could do was try to understand what Minerva was saying.

About how she’s trying to save his life. That he must do what they all fail to do.

Find the true source of this anomaly, this singularity point that ensures a catastrophe hits Earth every few millennia regardless of what they do.

Because, and this is important, Desmond, even if you save the world from the Solar Flare, another catastrophe will happen. It is inevitable.

But you can find the reason why it has to be that way.

Desmond…

No matter what happens.

Never give up.

Keep looking.

I will do all I can to give you as much help as possible.

Good luck.

And Desmond falls asleep when Minerva pushes him into some kind of device that looked like a water bed.

When he wakes up, he finds himself staring at a confused-looking woman clad in armor.

The Layla Trilogy:

Desmond has no clue what this singularity point is meant to be but he assumes that he’s meant to find it now that he’s woken up… 2 millennia before his time, Jesus Christ.

Kassandra was just looking around the supposed ruins of Athena’s first temple. She believes he’s a demigod or a human turned demigod by Athena. She also thought he might even be Erichthonius but that idea was scrapped when Desmond showed her just how little he knows of the Ancient Greek world. He joins her because it’s not like he has any other clue and Kassandra traveling made it clear that he could cover more grounds if he stayed with her.

It’s because of Desmond’s intervention that Alexios (as Deimos) isn’t killed and the siblings’ relationship is rocky but Alexios stays with them in the Adrestria even if it usually comes down to Kassandra and Desmond making sure Alexios’ temper doesn’t get them into trouble. (Whether the other family members survive is your call).

In the end, it’s the whole Atlantis DLC that makes Kassandra and Alexios accidentally (or is it an accident, Minerva?) immortal. Desmond’s inclusion into the ‘vision’ screwed up the Isu tech and whatever is keeping Desmond immortal is copied into Kassandra and Alexios. They don’t realize it until later on when Alexios dies during a very fierce battle. Then a minute passed while Kassandra cradles her baby brother in her arms as she cries, Alexios opens his eyes and gasps loudly. Kassandra and Desmond would realize they’re immortal as well later on. No matter what they ask, Aletheia in the staff (Desmond doesn’t trust her one bit) doesn’t say anything at all. Desmond believes that their immortality might have been caused by one of the many POEs he had with him at the moment (he’s been hoarding every POE they find).

In this setup, Alexios would be Aya’s ancestor and it’d be more of a one-night stand that happened because Alexios was feeling a bit off that day and wanted some company. Whether they learn Aya is Alexios’ descendant is up to you. They meet Bayek during the Curse of the Pharaoh DLC while they were checking out the ‘curse’ and this is another case of Desmond’s immortality getting passed into Bayek while the POE is shrouding all of Thebes. Maybe even during the time they were in the Duat and Desmond is seeing people who haven’t even been born yet and that’s how he believed his desire to destroy the lies being shown to him caused Bayek to be infected by his immortality. They don’t know Bayek is immortal though but Bayek knows they’re immortal (maybe make one of them die in front of Bayek? They’ve become quite prone to risky actions because they know they can’t die) so when he realized he was immortal, he starts looking for them.

Eivor met them on the Isle of the Skye and Desmond’s immortality infects her during that time as well (maybe during the final confrontation with the POE?) but, as usual, they don’t know that yet. What happens is that Eivor returns to Ravensthorpe and the story continued until the end of AC Valhalla, maybe a few days later, Reda (who may or may not be an avatar of Minerva or her sage or something, the point is his immortality is not connected to Desmond’s… maaayybbee) introduces her to an old friend of his who is looking for someone who looks a lot like Randvi, a man going by the name Amun. At that point, Eivor already knows she’s immortal, Basim slicing her throat during their final confrontation was a dead giveaway, and Reda introduced them as ‘two people of similar circumstances’. They both realized that they’re immortals and Bayek (who Eivor knows as Amun) believes that the answer to their questions is with Desmond and the Spartan siblings (they’re not, they don’t even know they’ve been leaving immortals behind) so Eivor leaves Ravensthorpe to find Desmond and the other with Bayek, promising to come back once she has all the answers.

They finally catch up to Desmond and the others around late 1100s and Desmond doesn’t know how but he’s sure he’s the reason why they’re all immortals now. Without any other information, all they can do is be cautious and, later on, they decide that Desmond shouldn’t get too close to other people until they’re sure on how this entire immortality thing gets activated. Of course, that only means Desmond would feel bored (and maybe have bad reminders of his life on the Farm) so he was just walking a busy marketplace to take some time off his own spiraling thoughts, just looking around and that’s when he bumps into Altaïr.

Desmond’s Ancestors (Part 1):

Desmond didn’t even know Altaïr would be around these parts. Why would he? All he knew during this time was that Altaïr went with Maria to go travel, he didn’t know just how far the two had traveled during that time. Desmond desperately tries to get away because, fuck, there’s no way that he was going to mess up Altaïr’s life even if he desperately wants to because he has no idea what will happen to him if he messes Altaïr’s life so badly that Desmond Miles wouldn’t be born centuries from now. This only makes Altaïr interested in him and it ends with Desmond joining Altaïr and Maria in their travels, sorta forgetting to tell anybody else that he might have been half-kidnapped/half-went along with it?

So the current immortality gang is out looking for him while he’s making a life in Masyaf, becoming like an uncle to Altaïr’s children. Desmond keeps trying to tell Altaïr that Abbas is too dangerous to keep alive but Altaïr won’t listen, thinking that Abbas would not stoop as low as Desmond says, especially when the Apple doesn’t show him anything bad happening with Abbas. By this point, Desmond had told Altaïr everything so Altaïr know Desmond knows of a future but he insists that that future is no longer their future because they have changed things.

Altaïr and Maria still go with Darim to assassinate Genghis Khan but Desmond stays behind to keep an eye on Abbas. Unfortunately, this gets him captured and it’s only because of Desmond’s warning that Malik survived, taking Sef’s wife and children out of Masyaf on Sef’s orders while Sef stays behind to save Desmond. It ends in tragedy as Sef dies in Desmond’s arms instead even though Desmond begs for whatever is keeping him immortal to save Sef, to make him immortal as well. Desmond is taken deeper into Masyaf and tested on to find the reason for his immortality instead.

Altaïr’s return is heralded by a civil war between those who sided with Abbas and the Assassins Malik rallied. In the battle, Maria dies in Altaïr’s arms as well and, if you really want to hammer in the pain, Malik falls as well. When they finally took Masyaf back, Altaïr finds Desmond in the deepest part of Masyaf alive but… well… it’s not a pretty sight. Just as he frees a catatonic Desmond, Abbas stabs him from behind and Desmond snaps out of it, screaming as Altaïr falls into his arms. Remembering how Sef dies in his arms the same way breaks Desmond. Altaïr dies in his arms and revives a minute later, much to Abbas’ surprise. In the end, Altaïr kills Abbas and takes Masyaf back.

After the funerals are done and Masyaf starts healing, Altaïr tells the new mentor (Malik if he’s still alive or Darim if Malik is already dead) that he and Desmond are leaving Masyaf. That this place is simply too painful for Desmond right now and the only way he can heal is to be away from this place. The mentor agrees because they both know how much Desmond blames himself for the death of the people he and Altaïr loved. That not even Altaïr telling him it’s not his fault could reach him.

So they leave and a few days later the immortality gang reaches Masyaf but everyone is tight-lipped about what happened and if they know anyone that looks like Desmond (there were rumors that the people of Masyaf were experimenting on how to achieve eternal life and such). So it took them a long time for the mentor to confide what had happened (that’s fine with them though because they trust Desmond can take care of himself (oh boy) and they’re immortals, they have all the time they need) and the mentor isn’t sure where Desmond and Altaïr could be.

They’re in Monteriggioni. Of course, they’re in Monteriggioni. Desmond talked and showed Monteriggioni to Altaïr and his sons so Altaïr knew how much Desmond loved the town. They stayed there because Altaïr was hoping Desmond could heal there and Altaïr accidentally sorta-maybe bought the place while it was just a little thing and started expanding and stuff. They’re always known as descendants of themselves and they’re rumored to be brothers or cousins or something, anyway, the point is the town’s connection with the Assassins is a very hush-hush affair and the Italian Brotherhood grows with Altaïr’s assistance while Desmond just… does whatever he wants.

Desmond meets Ezio as a child when the Auditore family visits the town to pay their respect and Altaïr sees how happy Desmond is to play with Ezio and his siblings. He suggests that they vacation in Florence once in a while to visit the Auditores and Desmond agrees.

The Auditore execution doesn’t happen because Altaïr’s presence makes the Italian Brotherhood be more incognito. Giovanni is still loyal to Lorenzo (an ongoing headache of Altaïr’s) and he’s the mentor of the Italian Brotherhood while Altaïr has more of an advisory role but his connection to the other Assassins was great enough that he was able to coordinate a rescue mission when Giovanni was arrested. Federico and Claudia (who learned enough to fight in secret thanks to her Tio Desmond) were in the house and they got the others out while Giovanni stayed behind so he was the only one arrested and the Auditore family is given asylum in Monteriggioni.

Of course, the whole rescue plan had been in the making for a while now as a ‘last resort’ since Desmond told Altaïr what would happen and this pushes Ezio, Federico, and Claudia to join the Brotherhood in hopes of avenging what has happened to them.

Same thing happened as canon. The actions of the Italian Brotherhood (really, Ezio and his siblings) catch the attention of the immortality gang who finally catches up but they accidentally thought Ezio was the immortal with Desmond named Altaïr and that’s how Ezio learns about the whole immortality thing.

Ezio finds out he’s immortal after Rodrigo stabs him and he dies but revives. He believes his other siblings aren’t immortal though because he saw Minerva’s message for Desmond and it’s already changed. She’s speaking to Ezio and she tells him to “keep Desmond in check”. To make sure he remembers his mission. Ezio believes it’s not Desmond who gives immortality to random people but Minerva. That this immortality thing is something Minerva prepared to keep Desmond ‘safe’ and ‘focused’.

Desmond would have easily said that Minerva is going by a list of people Desmond cared about but he didn’t even know about Kassandra, Alexios, Bayek and Eivor before his death so that idea gets thrown out before it even fully forms.

Anyway, it ends with the immortality gang going on a newly refitted and upgraded Adrestia to start looking for this singularity point with Altaïr giving Monteriggioni to Petruccio who had been taking care of the finances and the little details for a while now. They stop by Constantinople as well and Ezio falls in love with Sofia, maybe he stays with her for a while and have two children? Idk. Anyway, the Auditore line continues…

Into the Kenway line…

Yeah, see that part one? Yeah, it’s because this got too long and I only answer/reblog on tumblr on a specific time frame to make sure I get things done. Sorry XD

I’ll get back to the others tomorrow (if work wills it) but if anyone wants to take a stab at this, feel free :)

(ngl, I was debating if I should make Malik/Maria/Darim and Sef immortal. I’m still on the fence with Malik being immortal. It would be a good angst fodder “Why you but not them?!!” kind of deal)

[angstigone]

popping in to demand (humbly request) the aki/angsti lore

ahahaha, ngl there isn't much lore between aki/angsti.

but if you want I have the aki/naoko (my oc, which is literally a self-insert, because my brain likes creating characters).

I have (2) version (if you know me for my hotd writing, you know I have at least 5 aus of my oc and a character).

naoko doesn't become a devil hunter (long dirty blond hair! naoko)

he rescues her from a devil and they met later on in the public safety building as she had come to drop something for her father (kishibe). they hit it off as they constantly met each other and eventually develops a stilted friendship (and something more, if they weren't actively handling grief).

naoko becomes a devil hunter (short platinum blonde hair! naoko)

they met as recruits and hit it off, again. in this case, naoko settled onto the devil hunting life due to traumatic events and aki helps her process through them by offering to bleach her hair. they go further than friendships just to get stopped and naoko is sent away to train.

they resume the relationship once she comes back.

as of the start of the anime, talking about timing, naoko is a trainer for the devil hunters and is renown for being a b*tch on the job.

[iheartchv]

Hey beautiful!! I was wondering if you could do a COD match-up for me???

I’m a 5’9 girl, very chubby and… well-endowed in the bosom (embarrassing but necessary I believe). 19 years old. I’ve got lots of tattoos. Long brown hair, green eyes, occasionally wear glasses but mainly plain contacts. I’m a musician as well.

I like to wear dresses and skirts, kinda switching between grunge/goth styles?? I love to cook, clean, etc… def wanna be a housewife and stay-at-home-mom someday. I’m working as a nanny right now :)

I’m American but of German/Dutch descent (grandmother was born and raised in the Netherlands). I’m from Louisiana (closer to Texas) so I’ve got a southern accent but can cook some mean cajun food.

I’m pretty shy but get flirty when I’m nervous or scared. Love going to record stores and music shops, especially local!!

You can write whatever you want because it’s adorable, but I’m cool with either N/SFW. Thanks in advance, sugar plum!!!

🤔 I pair you with...

Phillip Graves ♠️

I think ol' Phil here would be your match

He met you when you both bumped into each other

"Oops, I'm so sorry"

"That's alright, darlin'. No harm done."

"It'll take more than that to knock me over"

When he smirked, you couldn't help to feel your heart skip a beat

He was handsome, no doubt about that

You small smiled and went on your way, your heart pounding in your chest

In random places in town you'd spot him

If he sees you, he'll come up to you and try to talk to you

He really likes you and will be flirty with you

Calling you gorgeous, beautiful, sweetheart, etc.

You soon found out he was quite charming underneath the playful winks and flirts

One time when you went shopping for just a some things to cook with, he saw you carrying bags in hand

"Mind if I help you with those?"

"Oh... uhm... I don't mind."

You felt your cheeks burn rosy pink

Phillip brings a lot of the bags in and follows you to your kitchen

He smells the meat you had slow cooking

He was salivating

"Whew, it smells so good in here!"

You let him stay the evening for dinner and...

Absolutely loves your food

He'll eat till he can't anymore

"You'll be the perfect wife to some lucky man"

You couldn't stop blushing and smiling and giggling

He wanted to be that lucky man...

But he didn't want to jump straight into it, in case you weren't ready

"Do you... have a fella yet?"

"No..."

"Are you interested in looking for one?"

His arms are crossed against his chest as he's leaning back a little in his chair

"Yeah... It be nice to settle down with someone"

You told him that you wanted to be a house wife...

He was right saying you'd make the perfect wife

You were ready

"Well, I'm sure he'll come knocking when he finds you"

❤

You were so happy and full of joy when he asked you to be his

"We'll take it slow, step by step, honey. Alright?"

"Yeah. Alright."

He gently smiled at you and gave you a soft, slow, lingering kiss as he held a side of your face in his hand and his thumb brushing over your cheek

When he comes home from missions, he finds you waiting for him with open arms

Tight hugs and kisses all over your face

"I've missed you, baby."

He feels like he's in heaven because all of this, and having you, was just too perfect for words

[tvrningout]

valentine’s day is just around the corner, so here’s a lil themed inbox call! i do ask that you specify a muse or muses this time, and unless we have an established ship, i’ll keep the asks platonic!

[lunaetis]

little hiatus from 22 - 24 dec.

[ i'm gonna be out of town for my friend's wedding during the period so activity would be kept to minimum. i'll be mobile bound but i'll check back in here whenever i have time ! hope you guys have a wonderful day / ( upcoming ) christmas ! pupper loves you lots !! ]

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

The folks fell down the family ancestry rabbit hole this weekend due to sudden maybe cousin(??) and anyway, feels extremely ironic to find out after a year of Brother's Keeper that we're apparently descended from one of two orphan brothers in early american history lmao wtf

[quietlyblooms]

more mha au thoughts bc we're hyperfixating lads <3

in case of there's a crisis while she's out, chiyo very often wears her hero uniform under her street clothes -- the times she's been caught without it have pushed her to be overprepared rather than under.

when she's not teaching a combat class, chiyo can be seen in sweatpants and a sweatshirt/hoody/tshirt, much like an off duty gym teacher asdfg it just makes sense as that sort of clothing fits comfortably over her hero uniform, and she's prone to getting cold if she only wears that suit outside of physical activity

though chiyo has much more control over her quirk and its connection to her emotions, there are times when her entire body changes into vibrant colors. this most often happens due to a major injury ( shades of red, orange, and yellow may wash over her, or she may appear a little gray while recovering ) or an intense emotional response ( which is sort of rare bc of the self control chiyo's worked on over the years ). in short, if you see chiyo very obviously changing colors, something's wrong!!