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survivormontenegro · 5 years

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Episode 15 (Finale): “I COULD LITERALLY WIN A TUMBLR SURVIVOR SEASON WHAT IS THIS LIFE” - Ali

Did that vote make me a villain? Cuz I don't think I can avoid that anymore. But did it screw my chances of winning? Did it add to my resume? Did it make sense? Who do I work with next? Do people understand that Ali is gonna win this game? Is Ali gonna win another immunity challenge? Can I get him voted off or is it smarter to get him to vote with me, because its Benj and I and we need one more. I have more questions after last night than I started, but knowing that Benj was going to vote Jones I didn't think I had much of a choice.

JONES WHEN U SEE THIS ILY IM SO SORRY :((((((

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breakdown.

Seamus enjoyed seeing me suffer with maths and black rotating puzzle

Ok so Ali won immunity so cant use idol on himself so im in the F4 hehe (unless hes seriously been playing me this entire time LMAO)

My 0 votes will prob be ruined tho but oh well still a huge improvement from 20 in kili

honestly think im losing in any F3 scenario ugh im gonna be a 2 time ftc loser LOL kinda iconic tho

regardless this has been one of the most fun games ive ever played hehe

I am trying my best to stay safe this round. I think it would be crazy for them to let me make it to F4, not that I think I am gonna win, but the momentum is definitely with Ali, Tom, and Jason, and I seem like the logical vote.

With that, there are some things I would like to say about the game. I'm actually pretty proud of the way I played. I know it wasn't the most graceful, or the most honest or loyal. I votes out Alex when he really trusted me. I flopped on Jules to win my way back in with that side. I stuck by Mo, but ultimately let him go when I had no choice, and then I did the same thing but more dramatically with Jones. I helped idol out the power player Mitch, but my strongest attribute was creating tight relationships with people who always felt they need to get that extra vote, Tom, Ali, Benj, Alex, Jones, Mo. The closeness has always made me less of a target, I hope not because they think I'm not a threat, but rather because they think I might be that swing vote for them. I feel like I have largely been the only one to make real decisions in this game except for Mitch, because Benj followed whoever told him to vote what, and Tom and Jason only make decisions because they just need to target whoever targets them. Ali and I are suppose to be in a secret bond, but the only time we vote together is when I switch and vote with him (Alex and Jones). I was the flip vote with Jason on Jules. I helped make the decision to vote out Mitch. I told Ali that I think it needs to be Jason this time. If I make it through this that would be soooo freakin fun. If I don't I worked my magic to try to get the target off of me, and so far I think the vote is Jason v Benj (sorry Benj that I had to convince Jason that I could work with him in the case that he idols). The biggest kink to that game is Ali winning those immunities, because truly I think the F5 would have been so different. Him winning rn changes everything and I can truly see the chinks in my strategy and gameplay now. I'm a mess, but I'm a calculating emotional mess, so hey points for me right?

okay so Jason left, which is really good news. He was clearly a major threat, and I acheived my goal (admittedly with no contribution to Mitch going) of Mitch, Jones & Jason being three boots in order.

So I'm in the final four with Caeleb, Benj and Tom. AND TOM IS NOW TARGETTING ME THAT MUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPET. I saw this coming, I knew he would, he thinks he is gonna pull a fast one on me, but little does he know Benj is the KINGEST KING, and we've been allies since the first round.

So I really REALLY wanna win final four immunity, because it might be the Final Immunity and I am cautiously optimistic that if I can just make FTC, I can win this whole thing. If I win immunity, I'm voting out Caeleb with Benj and Tom, who will... kicking and screaming have to vote with me ajkdslfa.

I think no matter what, I'll be able to go to firemaking this round at worst, since I think Benj is firmly in my corner. And I've been dominant in challenges thus far, and could hopefully continue to do so? We will see ahh.

I just desperately want to win immunity this round, because then I can vote Caeleb out and drag Tom to F3. mwahahahahahahahahahaha. HE WILL HAVE TO SIT WITH ME IN A FINAL THREE, like it or not!

I'm literally so close to FTC this is gonna drive me insane. If its a F3, I think I'm literally a challenge away from winning this season, I could truly SCREAM hnnnnnnnnnngh.

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There's so much riding on this next immunity challenge. Like so much. And i just realized that I have no won immunity since Merge and everyone else left has, so umm here's hoping.

I WON FINAL IMMUNITY OH MY GOD. i literally.. my heart was pump pumping so fast, when Caeleb won the first two rounds I literally was gonna throw up/throw something/throw a fit.

But HNNNGH I won (and I filmed my reaction, which I'll upload), and I need to vote off Caeleb in my opinion. Benj is a king, but he hasn't done as much as me in this game, and Tom is solidly getting third place I think at this stage, so I think I have a great shot.

IM SO CLOSE ASKLDFAF. I COULD LITERALLY WIN A TUMBLR SURVIVOR SEASON WHAT IS THIS LIFE.

I know that this game is an emotional mess. And HELL I have been an emotional mess. But this I think is the first time that I'm actually angry. 6 immunity wins? Are you fucking kidding me? What the hell? I coulda made it to FTC, and like I'm not done yet I'll keep fighting so hopefully I can make it. But in normal circumstances I would be there. I just. Am so. Livid. There's no strategy involved when you can't vote someone out consistently. Now I have to fight tooth and nail just to have a shot and go against the freakin contender to win. Like its so disheartening, and Ali is a sweet guy sure, but he hasn't even made half the moves I have. His biggest move and most unexpected? Voting out Julia. If I get my chance to make it to FTC I'll have a lot to say, but I don't think its looking up for me at this point.

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this is the worst video i've ever filmed nobody watch this

I CANT BELIEVE I MADE F3 AGAIN!!!!!

WOWOWOWOW

and with Ali our day 1 duo actually did it WTF?

Tom king too the anzacs made it

I know im losing but its been SO FUN!!

Good memories only

Okay so... FTC was yesterday, and I kind of want to do a final wrap up confessional, just to kind of bring some personal closure.

So it seems unless a lot shifts, that I am decisively going to win this game. I'm so unbelievably excited, I've literally only ever come second in survivor games, so to have finally snatched the win genuinely means a lot. It shows me that 2019 truly has been a year of real emotional growth for me, and the personal roadblocks I've put in front of myself that have cost me games in the past, have been lifted and I have my act together much much more.

FTC was... just such a weird experience yesterday, I always get dragged at FTCs, particularly live ones. I've only done two ever (Athena: All Stars and BB Pokemon: Orre) and both times, not a single juror spoke positively about my game that was present. To have jurors come on, and say that I unequivocally played the best was such a bizarre experience, but I love all the jurors so much and their high estimation of me is genuinely so flattering.

With that said, FTC was also a really rough experience. I love Benj and Tom with my full heart, and watching Tom get relentlessly told he was rude was tricky because I know how good of a guy he really is, and how well he meant with everyone. Benj was rough because... it seems I just outplayed him, and him mentioning our duo in his opening statement when I didn't at all... was really rough because I felt partly at fault for his dragging. I just love both of them, so it was hard.

I also feel bad for what I was like in confessionals this season, from memory at some point, I went in on JJ, Mo and Caeleb in confessionals, and while I apologised for all, I still feel awful that I let myself get so worked up in this game to sort of snap at them? Like Mo is a genuine friend of mine, so the fact that he wrote like... a sentence and I got so pressed is really stupid, I love Mo so much and hope I can make it up to him. Caeleb I got so mad at after the Jones' idol play for literally no reason... like he outplayed me that round, and its so pathetic that I got mad at him for that. I think Caeleb played a PHENOMENAL game, and did so well.

If I had to predict the POTS of the season, I would say my top three would be Jones, Caeleb and Mitch. Jones is... Jones, she is so likable and has such charisma and hold over people, and her idol play was arguably the most impressive move of the season. Caeleb was someone I underestimated to such at the start of merge, but he played such an impressive middle game, and would've had my vote if I was voted out at F3. Mitch it sounds like was hated by the jury, but I think he played amazingly? Like he has been a target since F20, his name was thrown out so many times, and I just think he did so good? I lowkey think he would be my player of the season to be honest.

I wanna talk about the other jurors particularly that I haven't really referenced in this. Alex is someone I somehow feel most guilty about voting out? He is just such a genuinely good guy, and I think I had this preconceived notion of him as like a gamebot, when he is just so wholesome, I can't wait for him to return, and make single digits. scratch that, I can't wait for him to return and WIN.

I also wanna talk about Jules. I am such a Jules warrior? Like... such a Jules warrior? They were such a pleasure to work with, and I just love them so much. I did them dirty by not idoling them/telling them they were going, but they are someone I have SO much time, love and respect for.

Who else, omg JASON! He was the perfect final juror for yesterday's FTC, someone who went easy on Tom who needed that, and just... is such a wholesome good guy, I love Jason.

Anyway, this is already really, really long so I need to wrap this up. I just want to say how happy this season has made me, and how much of a pleasure its been apart of. I joined the ORG community right before a lot of messy personal stuff came my way, and a lot of my org memories are tied to that. I used to let my personal drama get itself interwoven in my games, and I would just be so emotional. To have a game where I could play hard, cracked and WELL, and just have fun has been such a pleasure, and Im so emo about it.

I just wanna thank the hosts again too, I literally am a full on Asya, Drew, Johnny and Seamus WARRIOR, I love all four of them for hosting my favourite org experience EVER, its been amazing. I've been such a crackhead, was the only OG Budva Tumblr Survior newbie to make merge, spammed my host chat with an unbelievable number of messages, been AWFUL at the bridge idol hunt system yet ended up with two idols, been a crackhead (bears repeating because of how much of a mess i was), its been... a time KLADSF

But yes. I just have had a phenomenal time, crackheads are gonna crackhead and this brit is joining the tumblr survivor royal family, and I truly could not be more excited.

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challengersvschampions · 7 years

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Episode 9 — "Two Mob Bosses Discussing Politics" (Shareef)

Elliott left, and it sucks because I know he had a lot left to prove. I don't want anyone to know how badly this sucks, but I really feel it in my heart because one of the people I cared about the most in this game was just ripped from me. Honestly, now that Elliott's not here, I'm going to be a heartless bitch. I'm gonna fight for him so hard now. Though I'm hurt, I still have to play this smart. I can be sad, but they can't see none of that. I have Riley here at merge with me. I'm in a good position, and I'm not going to jeopardize that because I got my feelings hurt. I'll take this loss with grace; but the thorns are showing. I'm out for blood.

Just hitting me that I didn't get the chance to work with my man at merge, and it sucks, and I'm so mad that there was nothing I could do to help him.

I told Logan if I make FTC I'll bedazzle my eyebrows so hopefully that's incentive to take me far

In order to win immunity I have to beat photoshop royalty Carson and Sam using powerpoint

So I went on call with Lexi and Jakey went on call with Callie and once we cross referenced the story they're trying to spin about going to a "tie" at the Elliot vote, I feel pretty confident that they are in bed with Sam and are trying to cover it up. I can't believe they are honestly trying to have a secret alliance with her....Yall bitches cant even spell SECRET ALLIANCE

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oh yall wanted a CONFESSIONAL HUH?? well i think the last one i made was after the one tribal so ive got some catching up to do, so basically simon voted out, amazing, we win the next immunity, AMAZING, because had we not? one of us in the gays alliance wouldve been voted out. not only do we win, but ELLIOT finally gets voted out. IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES.GIF, he had it out for me since day 1!!! i thought he was a cute yoga instructor so i was kinda surprised to hear how against me he was for no reason. NOW WE MERGED. FINALLYYYYY. im so happy we merged now, i feel like ive got good connections with most of the people here, i think im in the majority as of now, not to jinkx anything, so right now the cards are in my favor, i just have to play them right. Anyway, so back to elliot, we merge, and i reunite with callie who i was pretty close to in the beginning, and she exposes ELLIOT WAS SAYING 'OH ONCE WE MERGE ADAM HAS TO GO' ....EXCUSE?, if she wasnt lying, then what the hell!!! another example of him being a hater for no reason, and of course hes on the jury, so when i innevitably get blindsided like i deserve, itll be SO fun to catch up with him. anyway. So here's what we got going on. Sam/Callie are immune. Good for them. They needed it. Especially Sam. I didnt talk to her at all, she tried messaging me, but i need her gone. She's dangerous, and was part of that kait group that i want no part of because they know i got them with that so they should want to come after me. Callie? I was close to her in the beginning and i would like to keep her a little close but i know her and lexi are a definite duo and that's threatening. She needs to go soon too. Im in good with logan, riley, ryan, and jakey. They think we're all one good group. Which for now, we are. But i have other plans. Let me give you guys a one by one scenerio of everyone, then ill expand and give you an analysis of how the games going as far as alliances and what not, at least with how im putting the pieces togehter of what im being told, could it be true? hopefully, but who knows maybe im just being delusional again like in egypt! 1) Jakey - One of my number 1s in this game. Someone I want to go far with, even to the end with perhaps. Depending how he plays going foward and the connections he has. 2) Jessy - My other number 1 in this game. Me and jessy have a long history, similar to jakey as ive said before, but what makes us working together good is, no one knows how close we all are. Also she just won last season, i think i do want to go the end with her, but again, i dont want to think that far ahead. 3) Logan - a cutiepie! my little bb, ive definitely grown fond of logan recently, i think he's someone i genuinely like and want to keep around for as long as possible, maybe even take very far if things dont seem promising with my current number 1s 4) Ryan - a legend!!! i love him, definitely someone on my side as of now, but also someone who seems to have close relationships with a lot of people...as of now he's in my numbers, so that's good. 5) Riley - also a legend!!! they're so nice and i love them too, but i think them and ryan are pretty close, also them and jake, which scares me a little. But as of now, in my numbers so ill just keep my eyes on them in a good way. 6) Shareef - A good ally, he's ALWAYS coming to me spilling tea, which is good because he's helping keep me in the loop, but kinda makes me wonder because he's spilling all this to me, is he spilling my tea to other ppl? He wants to go to the end with me he's saying but oh girl he's played 2x and won 2x im not taking him to the end, but right now i want him to go far with. 7) Carson - such a nice kid!! he's only 15 omg, ive talked to him a little since we merged now and he's playing this: im all along im not close to anyone card, which im not sure i believe, if its true i definitely want him to trust me so he feels like he can keep me safe over anyone else, as of now if he's not close with anyone, hes definitely someone i want to take with me far. 8) Sam - she's talked to me a little, i know she was tight with the Kait/simon, so not on my side so she has to go. simple 9) Molly - Was there to firsthand get blindsided by me when we pulled off sending kait home, so i want her gone next and im gonna get all my soliders in line to send her packing. 10) Lexi - hasnt messaged me at all since merge, i havent messaged her. No problem. I plan on voting her out soon anyway. ok so alliance wise here's whats going on me/jake/ryan/logan/riley a solid 5, me/jake/shareef, a solid 3, me/jake/jessy, a solid 3 and my TRUE allegiance. We have a good strategy going on where me/jake are working the gays for us, and jessy is gonna work shareef/carson, although im hoping ill be able to work shareef/carson more. we'll see! so basically, we're gonna bring all our troops together and form the majoirty. everyone's happy for now, molly/lexi/sam/callie will be the next 4 to go if all goes to plan and no funny business happens. After that, i plan on pulling my strings with shareef/jake/jessy/carson to take out riley/ryan, becuase theyre tight. then either logan goes, and then me/jessy/jake take out shareef/carson, or we shake things up and flip shit around. who knows!!!, but as of now....we're in a good spot....and i still have the idol if i ever sense some funny business about to happen. so lets see what happens. I feel really good right now, last time i played the game this time around i started making lots of mistakes. This time around, im done making mistakes. I'm here to play this game, slit some throats, and come out serving a look in all the blood i spill. ok but stop if i think im in the know right now and end up getting blindsided its gonna be lowkey hillairous. at least i made jury so i wouldnt be that bitter.

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Jessy really thinks im stupid huh? She's sitting here being like omg we have to work together sanderson sisters forever xoxoxoxoxoox and then is like no one is gonna throw out a name but i feel like the challengers are gonna say to vote Molly so we should just go along with that right? Like excuse me? I don't live under a rock, I know whats happening I know there's a majority alliance voting Molly so dont try to play it off like everyone is going along with it. gah I just hate when people are idiots.

ok fam this is just ridiculous literally everybody, every single person ive talked to today,,, is just like "yeah no I haven't heard anything it's so frustrating :/" but NONE OF THEM WILL SAY ANYTHING OR EVEN MENTION NAMES FOR THE VOTE and it's like bruh we have less than 5 hours to get this shit together and you're just gonna check out? is this not a returnee season? do y'all not CARE at all? with that being said, no way in hell am i putting a name out there. the noncommittal actually is pretty great for me personally because if everyone is just like "go with the flow" then i don't have to make any hard decisions about this group vs. that group (context: there's this big lump pseudo-alliance of me/Logan/Ryan/Shareef/Carson/Jessy/Adam/Jakey who all seem to want to work together but no one is doing much about it and then there's Sam/Molly/Lexi/Callie who are playing up that they're not connected and are playing from the bottom, which is ok cool sure; Logan was telling me they didn't want to go with the huge alliance and play it too safe bc it's not good for us which is a fair point but also I really don't trust any of the other people and there's so much game left that going against a group of 6 or however many people doesn't really make sense to me). but it's just annoying because like, we all came here to play and yet we're all gonna apparently sit here and pretend like we don't care about any of it? ugh. so idk probably at this point it's gonna be molly i guess because nobody will say anything else and she seems like the "safe" vote right now, which kinda sucks because i do love molly and i'd like to work with her if it were plausible/beneficial and i don't see her really as a threat. but i don't know what else to do? this is all weird and uncomfortable and i'm nervous bc my tarot card reading today mentioned betrayal so yikes!

also i really just wanna eat but all i have in my backpack is raw corn

From my perspective, there's two unofficial sides popping up: Jakey/Jessy/Adam/Shareef + Ryan Vs. Lexi/Molly/Sam/Callie, with me/Riley/Carson in the middle. Ryan's place is debatable, since I haven't heard much from him because he's been busy. However, even these "sides" don't feel like sides because no one is communicating with one another. Sooo, I guess the more accurate way of putting where the game is at would be to say that there are trust clusters popping up everywhere?? I dunno, this merge has been weird. I would expect people to be scrambling like crazy coming into this tribal, but no one really is? It seems like everyone is sitting on their hands, and I'm kinda tired of it. I get playing it safe, but it's becoming ridiculous at this point. The only name I've heard brought up has been Molly's and that was just hearsay from Sam. Even my damn alliance that I've had since the BEGINNING OF THE GAME (Riley/Jakey/Adam/Ryan) hasn't given me a name, which is just suuuuuuuuuuper sketchy to me. Like, do you think so little of me that you don't want to ask for my opinion? Or, do you just think I'm that much of a follower that I'll go along with whatever you say? And like, I'm 100% sure that Jakey/Jessy/Adam/Shareef are a tight four, especially since Adam's been really sloppy lately. After mentioning the idol clue had something to do with a dumb phrase and solving an equation, Jessy just happened to post the same phrase he did a few hours later? Like, you clearly told her what spot you guessed on the map. There's something going on there, but I guess I missed the memo on that deal, huh? He also was like "we have the votes to get out Molly!!!" like bro, I wouldn't even know the vote was leaning towards Molly if it wasn't for Sam. I'm lowkey thinking I may have started the Get Out Molly train, though. I mentioned right after results to Riley that taking out Molly could be the easiest/best move for us due to our positions, and they seemed receptive to the idea. I know they're close to Shareef from the swaps, and according to Sam, Jessy and Shareef were the ones to tell her that the vote's leaning towards Molly. Maybe the real culprit for throwing out Molly's name was Riley? I told Riley, they told Shareef, Shareef told Jessy, and then it was a domino effect from there. Stay woke, y'all. I don't think I can keep Molly this round, the votes just aren't lining up for me and it's a little early to make a definitive strike. But things are definitely gonna have to change around here soon because I am NOT having this game dictated by people who can't even talk to me directly about their plans. That's a big indicator that I'm not someone they wanna keep around longterm, and I'm not having it. These other people need to wake up and DO SOMETHING. Carson is the worst offender of the "don't wanna make waves" crew, and there's a Southern phrase that's said about people like him: Bless your heart. Get it together, Carson, there's a game to be played. I'm so frustrated I was even thinking of throwing a vote for Riley just to create some cracks and stir the pot a little. Then they sent me this: [3:53:22 PM] Riley: also im nervous because one of my friends sends me tarot card snaps every day and the one today involved betrayal klkjdfghsd Apparently Riley has the spirits on their side to protect them.

I HATE EVERYONE ON THIS TRIBE I REALLY DO THEY CAN ALL CHOKE!!!!! Its so annoying to try and talk to these people about the most useless things I have ever heard in my life but the moment game talk happens, they are crickets like lmao welcome to the game freaks. When I went to bed last night after the challenge results, Sam was on the phone with Shareef and said it was going well but then I hear from some people that Shareef is telling people that Sam Callie and I are a trio and lying about the vote which is pretty stupid of him to pull so quickly into merge knowing how much of a big target he is but oh well we can not all be smart. Callie and I are already clearly a duo like lmao your preaching the wrong things and are only pissing off the people you would probably need in the future like i dont know AS A JURY VOTE!!! anywho... I woke up to hearing Molly as the vote and she is a number for us I guess so ideally she wouldnt be leaving and ideally someone from the other side would be leaving but we all know how that is turning out CAUSE THE PEOPLE WE NEED TO SWITCH ARE NOT FUCKING RESPONDING AND LIKE LMAO GROW U- oh logans dad is in the hospital rip :( i hope he is better ` also callie was nuts and offered me her immunity like lmao that dentist appointment really did that to her.

MOLLY HAS A SAPPHIRE IDOL AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH MIRACLES HAPPEN ONCE IN A WHILEEEEE IF YOU BELIEVEEEEEE

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Hello. I am home from vacation. My lil friends told me we were voting molly and then shareef was like oh yo lets do lexi and i was all like yeah cool just tell me what to do #daddy. also btw connor and mj can you answer my question in my host chat. thanks

so we're ab to go to tribal but lemme just say i found an idol and i did that. jakey adam shareef all know ab it. i think the vote is getting switched to lexi b/c we're all a bunch of pussies so yeah. i'm sick of these white gays i swear! none of them talked to me for like 30 minutes and then they just expected me to go on call w them afterwards like fuck u! nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnn i dont have time to make a video before tribal council huh. so basically this merge is dsfkljhsgkj nnnnnnn. im aligned with almost fucking everyone. i actually am aligned w everyone besides sam and molly at this point. so i thought molly was leaving cause thats what everyone was saying but now people are paranoid that sam and molly have something and that yeah. so now the vote is flipped on lexi which honestly im fine with i just have to convince callie that i voted for molly. actually i think im gonna vote for molly kldfsjghlkjfgh so i can maintain callie's trust bc idk what shes gonna do after shes blindsided. id rather he come crawling to me cause ik that girl has secret powers i know she does!!!!! nnnnn sam is telling everyone that me shareef jessy adam are a group and im like okay girl. god i cant wait to vote her ass out. why hasnt she even tried talking game w me.. like SDKLJKDFJ guess molly is expendable huh

Me: is aligned with the entire Qamea tribe and has to backstab Elliott The game: [2017-08-02, 5:03:57 PM] con.: And the first member of our Jury [2017-08-02, 5:04:01 PM] con.: Elliott [2017-08-02, 5:35:06 PM] Callie ♡: im logan asking what happened even tho sam told me she talked to them [2017-08-02, 5:34:29 PM] Logan: was it you/elliott vs lexi/sam or sam/elliott vs you/lexi??? but anyways YIKES ctfu..... [2017-08-02, 5:36:06 PM] Callie ♡: bih ik u know im with lexi [2017-08-02, 5:55:05 PM] Callie ♡: FLAG MAKING [2017-08-02, 5:55:09 PM] Callie ♡: I HATEEEEEEE YALL [2017-08-02, 5:55:09 PM] Callie ♡: AOJSHGFJ [2017-08-02, 5:55:15 PM] con.: fdmhdfdfhdf [2017-08-02, 5:55:17 PM] con.: I was like [2017-08-02, 5:55:21 PM] con.: cant wait for callie to complain [2017-08-02, 6:07:43 PM] Callie ♡: On 2017-07-27, at 4:38 PM, Callie ♡ wrote: > im the sit out <3 [2017-08-02, 5:15:31 PM] Sam: GOD I ALREADY FUCKED UP [2017-08-02, 5:15:37 PM] Callie ♡: wHAT DALKJDHJG [2017-08-02, 5:15:40 PM] Sam: I TOLD LOGAN ELLIOTT WENT UNANIMOUSLY [2017-08-02, 5:15:44 PM] Callie ♡: BYE [2017-08-02, 5:15:44 PM] Callie ♡: E [2017-08-02, 5:15:44 PM] Callie ♡: E [2017-08-02, 5:15:44 PM] Callie ♡: E [2017-08-02, 5:15:44 PM] Callie ♡: E [2017-08-02, 5:15:45 PM] Callie ♡: KJASHGGAJKS [2017-08-02, 5:15:48 PM] Sam: I HATE MYSELF [2017-08-02, 5:16:24 PM] Callie ♡: was it like directly like that or like can u still backtrack and be like we had to come to a unanimous decision KLSJHGAJ [2017-08-02, 5:16:44 PM] Sam: ill try to backtrack [2017-08-02, 5:18:28 PM] Sam: [2017-08-02, 8:14:51 PM] Logan: AH OMG [2017-08-02, 8:14:57 PM] Logan: what happened o: [2017-08-02, 8:15:05 PM] Sam: elliott went unanimously [2017-08-02, 8:15:47 PM] Logan: ryan thought you were toast djifkf [2017-08-02, 8:15:51 PM] Logan: and so diD I [2017-08-02, 8:15:54 PM] Logan: you didnt sound confident [2017-08-02, 8:15:57 PM] Sam: I THOUGHT I WAS TOO! [2017-08-02, 8:16:32 PM] Logan: did elliott vote you?? [2017-08-02, 8:17:07 PM] Sam: no omg it was so stressful [2017-08-02, 8:17:14 PM] Sam: so basically elliott and i were voting lexi [2017-08-02, 8:17:25 PM] Sam: and callie and lexi voted elliott [2017-08-02, 8:17:29 PM] Sam: but tribal wasn’t live [2017-08-02, 8:17:42 PM] Sam: so I told them if it was tied I was gonna switch my vote and let Elliott go [2017-08-02, 8:17:52 PM] Sam: cause I ain’t pulling a rock before we merge [2017-08-02, 8:17:58 PM] Sam: so he went unanimously [2017-08-02, 5:19:08 PM] Callie ♡: WHEW [2017-08-02, 5:19:20 PM] Sam: [2017-08-02, 8:18:44 PM] Logan: WOW [2017-08-02, 8:18:46 PM] Logan: wow [2017-08-02, 8:18:48 PM] Sam: RIGHT Messy. Also Logan just mentioning Ryan like that weirded me out like are they close?? [2017-08-02, 6:49:40 PM] Callie ♡: adam is such an icon [2017-08-02, 6:50:07 PM] Callie ♡: also im sam saying “im on call with a friend talking about tornados” [2017-08-02, 6:50:10 PM] Callie ♡: but r u really. [2017-08-02, 6:50:27 PM] Callie ♡: me: omg love tornados! add me to the call [2017-08-02, 6:50:35 PM] mj ultra . _/: ASLKJJGHLSJ;DK [2017-08-02, 6:50:50 PM] Callie ♡: [2017-08-02, 6:22:53 PM] Adam 🦋: AHHHH IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU [2017-08-02, 6:23:06 PM] Adam 🦋: IVE LITERALLY BEEN SO SCARED ONE OF US WOULDNT MAKE IT ALL THE WAY HERE [2017-08-02, 6:23:52 PM] Callie ♡: MEEEEEE [2017-08-02, 6:24:50 PM] Callie ♡: elliott was like saying “we should go after adam when merge happens” or whatever so like… bye girl! [2017-08-02, 6:26:14 PM] Adam 🦋: omg i've literally had enough of him im so mad he's on the jury [2017-08-02, 6:26:54 PM] Adam 🦋: he's literally been after for NO reason since day 1, like when we tribe swapped into 4 tribes and and i saw the only other challenger i was with was elliott i pretty much accepted i was going home but then the double tribal literally saved my ass [2017-08-02, 6:27:16 PM] Callie ♡: MOOD I WAS SO WORRIED [2017-08-02, 6:50:56 PM] Callie ♡: found my new elliott xx [2017-08-02, 6:51:10 PM] mj ultra . _/: On 2017-08-02, at 6:50 PM, Callie ♡ wrote: > [2017-08-02, 6:24:50 PM] Callie ♡: elliott was like saying “we should go after adam when merge happens” or whatever so like… bye girl! you made this up or is it tea [2017-08-02, 6:51:37 PM] mj ultra . _/: you: he said it on day 3 so [2017-08-02, 6:51:40 PM] mj ultra . _/: technically I'm not lying. [2017-08-02, 6:51:49 PM] Callie ♡: he just was against jake/adam we all knew this. but like im just saying we voted him over sam for that reason kLSJHGAJSAS [2017-08-02, 6:51:52 PM] Callie ♡: BYE [2017-08-02, 6:52:30 PM] Callie ♡: also apparently everyone told sam they thot she’d leave [2017-08-02, 6:52:54 PM] mj ultra . _/: hm I wonder why [2017-08-02, 6:53:06 PM] Callie ♡: oh wow [2017-08-02, 6:53:08 PM] Callie ♡: leak the tea [2017-08-02, 6:53:18 PM] mj ultra . _/: I'm genuinely wondering... [2017-08-02, 6:53:19 PM] mj ultra . _/: L;JKSDJVKFHLDSJ;FKDS [2017-08-02, 6:53:25 PM] Callie ♡: they thot i was close with elliott prob and lexi/sam weren’t on the same side on the champs tribe [2017-08-02, 6:02:23 PM] lex: ok [2017-08-02, 6:02:32 PM] lex: So shareef is gonna talk to you [2017-08-02, 6:02:47 PM] lex: and try to talk things out or whatever so us 4 and Jessy can work together [2017-08-02, 6:55:09 PM] mj ultra . _/: whom is us 4 [2017-08-02, 6:55:25 PM] Callie ♡: im u acting like u don’t know [2017-08-02, 6:55:29 PM] mj ultra . _/: I count [2017-08-02, 6:55:32 PM] mj ultra . _/: you lexi shareef [2017-08-02, 6:55:37 PM] Callie ♡: jake [2017-08-02, 6:55:37 PM] mj ultra . _/: + jessy [2017-08-02, 8:16:07 PM] Callie ♡: the kait vote jake said ryan told him it was ryan riley shareef adam > kait molly kait elliott > adam simon > elliott but [2017-08-02, 5:27:18 PM] Ryan Palmer: Me Riley adam and shareef voted kait [2017-08-02, 5:27:24 PM] Ryan Palmer: Kait molly and Simon voted elliott [2017-08-02, 5:27:30 PM] Ryan Palmer: And elliott voted adam [2017-07-26, 9:58:03 PM] Elliott: 4-3-1 [2017-07-26, 9:58:09 PM] Elliott: Kait-Me-Adam [2017-08-02, 8:16:36 PM] mj ultra . _/: are those not all the same thing [2017-08-02, 8:16:48 PM] mj ultra . _/: oh Jake liar! Also.. why would you even lie about that when there’s so many people that went to that tribal and could spill what happened lksjhaksl and it really doesn’t change anything. Unless he just wants me to be mad at the people who voted Adam cause Adam and I are besties xx sdfgchjk [2017-08-02, 8:35:25 PM] Callie ♡: This message has been removed. [2017-08-02, 8:35:32 PM] Callie ♡: wrong chat [2017-08-02, 8:35:35 PM] mj ultra . _/: CTFU [2017-08-02, 8:35:37 PM] mj ultra . _/: leave it here anyways [2017-08-02, 8:35:39 PM] Callie ♡: KLJSHAGJSHKLASKJAHSAKSA [2017-08-02, 8:35:49 PM] mj ultra . _/: last I saw was 2-2 [2017-08-02, 8:35:50 PM] Callie ♡: i called with jake and we talked about tribals and stuff like the 2-2 and then sam flipping. and then he asked if we should work with sam/molly and i said idk since she voted lexi and then i asked if he was close with shareef and he said “he thinks we are but he’s made so many enemies and i don’t wanna be associated with him” etc. idk if its a cover or not but i mean he didn’t add shareef to the group he just made so he prob wants to have us as numbers rather than shareef also having us as numbers. [2017-08-02, 8:35:54 PM] Callie ♡: i sent it to lexi [2017-08-02, 8:36:17 PM] mj ultra . _/: oh wow [2017-08-02, 8:36:53 PM] Callie ♡: [2017-08-02, 8:36:18 PM] lex: Me: what group YOU FAKE FUCKS Me: is in the group [2017-08-02, 8:36:20 PM] lex: SKKSSKKSKS [2017-08-02, 8:36:26 PM] Callie ♡: BYEEEEEEE [2017-08-02, 8:36:31 PM] Callie ♡: I SAID US! [2017-08-02, 8:36:42 PM] lex: I skim [2017-08-02, 8:36:58 PM] Callie ♡: SKIM?????? [2017-08-02, 8:37:02 PM] Callie ♡: IM UPDATING U.... [2017-08-02, 8:37:03 PM] Callie ♡: HUH. [2017-08-02, 8:37:12 PM] mj ultra . _/: AKLSHGDTFLHS;J [2017-08-02, 8:37:30 PM] mj ultra . _/: You: Elliott wouldn't skim my messages if he were here. [2017-08-02, 8:37:34 PM] Callie ♡: me: yells at her her: ting ting wouldnt do me like this [2017-08-02, 8:37:34 PM] Callie ♡: BYE [2017-08-02, 8:37:36 PM] Callie ♡: UHAGSJKLNSJHUAGYISD [2017-08-02, 8:37:38 PM] mj ultra . _/: KLJSDGHFLDJ;FKD'FL;KJGFLHSJKFS' [2017-08-02, 7:51:47 PM] Sam: im on call with logan rn [2017-08-02, 7:52:05 PM] Sam: saying i dont hold it against you for voting against me [2017-08-02, 7:53:50 PM] Callie ♡: WHEW [2017-08-02, 7:58:48 PM] Sam: how’s it going for you [2017-08-02, 8:06:43 PM] Callie ♡: call with jake talking about what happened in tribals ajkhsghajshas [2017-08-02, 8:06:54 PM] Sam: sounds fun [2017-08-02, 8:07:13 PM] Sam: we should do work and then call later to catch each other up [2017-08-02, 8:40:15 PM] Callie ♡: ok so anyways [2017-08-02, 8:43:45 PM] Callie ♡: so far ppl im aligned with: jake jessy lexi sam logan riley (adam?) ppl im gonna be aligned with soon apparently: molly shareef so like that leaves.. carson and ryan [2017-08-02, 8:43:47 PM] Callie ♡: DIJHUGYFTAGYUHSKJALSUAGYSKJHA [2017-08-02, 8:43:51 PM] Callie ♡: ugh messy [2017-08-02, 8:44:25 PM] mj ultra . _/: G...o d ........................ [2017-08-02, 8:44:42 PM] Callie ♡: teach me how to make ppl not want to align with me :/ [2017-08-02, 8:44:56 PM] Callie ♡: ill ask masen too [2017-08-02, 8:44:58 PM] mj ultra . _/: GOD [2017-08-02, 8:48:22 PM] Callie ♡: omg my first alliance is all dead now [2017-08-02, 8:48:45 PM] Callie ♡: now i gotta check the timestamps to see if logan/riley or jake/adam were my second [2017-08-02, 8:48:49 PM] mj ultra . _/: KAHDJFDGSKLHF;JSS [2017-08-02, 8:49:39 PM] Callie ♡: it was logan/riley by like 10 mins. gg [2017-08-02, 8:49:43 PM] Callie ♡: ALKJHGYSIAUJKSLASJHFAUSYHJKALS [2017-08-02, 8:49:49 PM] mj ultra . _/: nnnnn [2017-08-02, 11:03:40 PM] Callie ♡: can we just call the tribe [2017-08-02, 11:03:42 PM] Callie ♡: thongs [2017-08-02, 11:04:25 PM] mj ultra . _/: I will support that [2017-08-02, 11:04:33 PM] Callie ♡: here;s my flag [2017-08-02, 11:04:35 PM] Callie ♡: https://prnt.sc/g3pqad [2017-08-02, 11:05:33 PM] mj ultra . _/: SDLBKJDSKFLHJ;K [2017-08-02, 11:06:19 PM] Callie ♡: oh AND ANOTHER THING.. [2017-08-02, 11:15:54 PM] Callie ♡: jake at dravuni: [2017-07-23, 8:45:53 PM] Callie ♡: and i think he wants to take out kait and im…sleep [2017-07-23, 8:46:17 PM] Callie ♡: cause he said on call that she always makes it far and controls the game etc etc jake here: idk if kait would’ve worked with me. i wanted to. im not even close to shareef lolz Love the tribe name xx https://prnt.sc/g3qwk3 [2017-08-03, 12:23:57 AM] Callie ♡: i think i’ve competed in like 1.5 challenges [2017-08-03, 12:24:03 AM] Callie ♡: challenge beast xx [2017-08-03, 12:25:47 AM] Callie ♡: like the first challenge was the bottles thing. the second challenge i was the sit out. and then i didn’t compete in jeopardy. and then exile. then didn’t score in endurance trivia. but i did the best in pass the torch. least amount of points in the scavenger hunt on my tribe. then didn’t compete in knight moves xx [2017-08-03, 12:26:05 AM] Callie ♡: and my flag is prob gonna be a solid colour [2017-08-03, 12:53:23 AM] mj ultra . _/: fuuuuuck [2017-08-03, 12:53:35 AM] mj ultra . _/: you've just been saving all ur energy all season! [2017-08-03, 1:19:14 AM] Callie ♡: after not eating for a week. i had one meal today. xx be proud [2017-08-03, 1:19:22 AM] mj ultra . _/: a sip of water [2017-08-03, 1:19:26 AM] Callie ♡: DIEALKSJHGAJKSL [2017-08-03, 1:19:40 AM] Callie ♡: it was scrambled eggs tyvm. [2017-08-03, 1:20:00 AM] mj ultra . _/: NOM NOM [2017-08-03, 1:20:00 AM] con.: wow you play ts like actual survivor [2017-08-03, 1:20:04 AM] con.: a cup of rice [2017-08-03, 1:20:15 AM] con.: 🍽🍽 [2017-08-03, 1:20:25 AM] Callie ♡: BYEE [2017-08-03, 10:51:51 PM] Callie ♡: i told sam that jake wanted to target sam/molly [2017-08-03, 10:51:55 PM] Callie ♡: oop! I mean it is kinda true but I embellished a bit because I love a rivalry! [2017-08-04, 5:02:19 PM] Callie ♡: AHUYGJHKALSKJASAHUIGYD [2017-08-04, 5:20:47 PM] Callie ♡: okay so [2017-08-04, 5:20:51 PM] Callie ♡: leak the idol [2017-08-04, 5:20:55 PM] Callie ♡: location [2017-08-04, 5:21:48 PM] mj ultra . _/: I thought that was gonna say [2017-08-04, 5:21:49 PM] mj ultra . _/: okay so [2017-08-04, 5:21:53 PM] mj ultra . _/: sam needs to go. [2017-08-04, 5:21:55 PM] Callie ♡: BYE [2017-08-04, 5:21:56 PM] mj ultra . _/: she has zack blocked. [2017-08-04, 5:21:59 PM] Callie ♡: IJOSUDHYGHJKDALS [2017-08-04, 5:22:00 PM] Callie ♡: ASYGHJKNAMLSJAS [2017-08-04, 5:22:03 PM] Callie ♡: I LITERALLY... [2017-08-04, 5:22:06 PM] Callie ♡: SCREAMEDIFUHSDJK [2017-08-04, 5:22:11 PM] mj ultra . _/: I was LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGIINHNNHNHNHNHNHNNGNGG [2017-08-04, 9:03:07 PM] Callie ♡: no one’s talking to me [2017-08-04, 9:03:08 PM] Callie ♡: https://68.media.tumblr.com/27123b56723a268cf5b5c26fdea25bca/tumblr_inline_ohjfybRaA21tpwy2m_500.gif [2017-08-04, 9:03:18 PM] Callie ♡: logan keeps being vague [2017-08-04, 9:03:19 PM] Callie ♡: https://68.media.tumblr.com/27123b56723a268cf5b5c26fdea25bca/tumblr_inline_ohjfybRaA21tpwy2m_500.gif [2017-08-04, 9:03:27 PM] Callie ♡: i have depression [2017-08-04, 9:03:28 PM] Callie ♡: https://68.media.tumblr.com/27123b56723a268cf5b5c26fdea25bca/tumblr_inline_ohjfybRaA21tpwy2m_500.gif [2017-08-04, 9:03:37 PM] mj ultra . _/: ASLKJDHFGJHLFJ;KSLDF [2017-08-04, 9:30:48 PM] con.: Image [2017-08-04, 9:31:10 PM] Callie ♡: im the file name starting with “c2” [2017-08-04, 9:31:29 PM] mj ultra . _/: On 2017-08-04, at 9:31 PM, Callie ♡ wrote: > im the file name starting with “c2” CTFU...... [2017-08-04, 9:31:32 PM] mj ultra . _/: NXKLJHCJLHS;JK [2017-08-04, 9:44:11 PM] Callie ♡: https://prnt.sc/g4llyf [2017-08-04, 9:44:58 PM] Callie ♡: https://prnt.sc/g4lm4t [2017-08-04, 9:45:25 PM] mj ultra . _/: F [2017-08-04, 9:45:26 PM] mj ultra . _/: U [2017-08-04, 9:45:30 PM] mj ultra . _/: U [2017-08-04, 9:45:30 PM] mj ultra . _/: UU [2017-08-04, 9:45:30 PM] mj ultra . _/: U [2017-08-04, 9:45:31 PM] mj ultra . _/: C [2017-08-04, 9:45:31 PM] mj ultra . _/: C [2017-08-04, 9:45:31 PM] mj ultra . _/: C [2017-08-04, 9:45:31 PM] mj ultra . _/: C [2017-08-04, 9:45:32 PM] mj ultra . _/: K [2017-08-04, 9:45:32 PM] mj ultra . _/: K [2017-08-04, 9:45:32 PM] mj ultra . _/: K [2017-08-04, 9:45:33 PM] mj ultra . _/: K [2017-08-04, 9:45:37 PM] Callie ♡: LJSIHUAGYSHIJKLAISUHIAGISHJKA [2017-08-04, 10:19:27 PM] Callie ♡: i can’t believe jake’s gonna target me bc his salad flag didn’t win and my basic one did [2017-08-04, 10:19:32 PM] mj ultra . _/: M,SABFBSH.JF/SDFKLHSJLFL;KSKHF;J'KDSLFDS'L;KLGKH;SJKFLDS [2017-08-04, 10:19:32 PM] mj ultra . _/: ';LGJ'DS [2017-08-04, 10:19:33 PM] mj ultra . _/: GLS'G;LS;GLJ'K [2017-08-04, 10:19:33 PM] mj ultra . _/: LGSDGKLFDGSD [2017-08-04, 10:19:34 PM] mj ultra . _/: DGDS Sam called Shareef and he told her that he brought up her name when merge happened. He also said Molly is the target and alluded to a majority because he wouldn’t say there wasn’t when Sam asked. He said he can’t vote Jakey but that Jakey probably would vote him if it came down to it. I called Jakey and he told me that Molly is probably going to be the target and said the challengers are split 3-3 while the champions are split 4-2 and that he wants to keep Shareef as a bigger target in front of him. Then asked if our alliance with Adam is still a thing. I called with Sam and she said everyone sees her and Molly as a duo but that it’s actually more so us. Lexi earlier: [2017-08-04, 4:27:47 PM] lex: Why is she trying to buddy up with my duo huh Shareef told Sam if Molly went that she’d be less of a target and that he wants to work with her later on. Sam also talked to Logan and they want to work with me, her and Carson and we need to let them pick the target or whatever so they feel like an important part of our group. Carson told Shareef that he feels close with Sam though which is dumb and at this point the vote seems like it’s 8-4 or 6-6. [2017-08-05, 2:28:31 AM] Callie ♡: can’t wait to be targeted next round cause im a challenge beast xx [2017-08-05, 2:29:42 AM] mj ultra . _/: True [2017-08-05, 2:29:45 AM] mj ultra . _/: Curve challenge next hehe [2017-08-05, 2:29:51 AM] Callie ♡: KJIHSUGYAJKHASGHJK [2017-08-05, 2:30:45 AM] Callie ♡: god. me winning a flag challenge.. this season is just full of comedy! [2017-08-05, 2:38:15 AM] Callie ♡: [2017-08-04, 9:09:22 PM] carson k.: SDAKJASDKJ I have no idea I'm waiting for a name bc I don't wanna stir the pot tm [2017-08-05, 2:38:22 AM] Callie ♡: i am Jack's complete lack of surprise [2017-08-05, 2:39:14 AM] mj ultra . _/: AS;JKLHJGLH;FJ'DSKFJGSKHF;SJK' [2017-08-05, 2:39:14 AM] mj ultra . _/: F;LSKFKH;JSKFLSD [2017-08-05, 3:12:16 AM] Callie ♡: “No talking to people outside the game about things happening within the game” i broke this rule [2017-08-05, 3:12:22 AM] Callie ♡: Callie ♡ has renamed this conversation to “Callie - Host Chat [REDACTED] - Medevaced - 1 strike” [2017-08-05, 3:12:44 AM] mj ultra . _/: zxnbm,xn.cxn,vmbcvnxmzx,mx,.nv/mv,vZXvZxvZvZXvZXvzxv [2017-08-05, 3:22:22 AM] Callie ♡: im typing up a script for when i call shareef [2017-08-05, 3:23:49 AM] mj ultra . _/: CUR EJGGJFH SJFKE [2017-08-05, 3:23:50 AM] mj ultra . _/: FFKLF;SD [2017-08-05, 3:23:51 AM] mj ultra . _/: ENOUGH [2017-08-05, 3:23:52 AM] mj ultra . _/: FUVK [2017-08-05, 3:23:53 AM] mj ultra . _/: CKK So I got up today and tried to talk to people but everyone seems so unwilling to even talk strategy with me and apparently Shareef went around saying that Sam, Lexi and I are a duo or at least that’s what Logan told Sam. He thinks the vote wasn’t actually tied for Elliott and Lexi and we lied which… we did but like… rude. Carson is unwilling to flip unless there is a majority like… how boring but we been knew that he’s playing a goat style game. Sam aggressively tried to get him to flip but I don’t know if he’s willing and he just seems to want to do whatever doesn’t cause waves.. *yawn*. Logan had an emergency so we didn’t get to call and it just seemed as if Molly was leaving. I did tell Sam earlier that I had an extra vote from exile and that I didn’t tell Lexi so I didn’t tell her because I didn’t want Lexi to be mad or whatever. I was hoping she could use it to flip them or whatever but it didn’t happen. Then Molly called her and we all called together and apparently she has an idol that can negate the two highest vote getters. So we planned on doing a 2-1-1 with our votes and are thinking they’ll do 6-2 or 4-4 or unanimous so I’m hoping we make it through and I don’t want this to be late so I’ll elaborate in my next confessional. Goodnight! [2017-08-05, 4:32:25 AM] Callie ♡: I hate dr pepper [2017-08-05, 4:32:37 AM] mj ultra . _/: That's 3 strikes [2017-08-05, 4:32:41 AM] mj ultra . _/: you've been medically evacuated

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 5

So it just turned 9:02 pm it was 01 and just.....okay wow seeing this. Spoilers will be mentioned. Also stalled on the submit thing three times or some shit and looked up the last Riverdale thing I posted of which episode this is.

But just wow holy crap man. Honestly before the final part of the episode. I at least found something funny from a post I'll reblog well it's a gif after this or just have other stuff spoilerish for a video game Sonic Forces possibly.

Yet just again holy crap.

I'm gonna be rambling here. For some reason after hearing the quote carve her like a Jack O Lantern is something that stuck with me before the commercials aired. Including me just quoting it I mean God damn. I've heard threats similar to that but holy fuck almost left the word duck typos and shit even almost left shot okay as shot see mistakes.

I mean just holy crap yes this series shows drama and I care about the characters but oh my God. I'm just......

Including so Betty is being called by the Black Hood to do some shit. Such as embarrass her mother. Along with trying to have her cut her friends out of her life.

Then also just Jughead trying to become one of the Serpents now. Basically to try to make sure they don't do crazy shit. Okay I'm gonna sound stupid I was thinking oh my God are they gonna have him be bit by a snake. Really I mean it sounds stupid but that GI Joe movie from years ago got me thinking. It's insane but first taking care of this cute dog who's the third honestly.

Turns out holy fuck their is a snake involved. But also learn the laws too. Yet theirs a actual fucking snake involved. Seriously I was going ahhh or just I was in fear or something. I mean just seeing that shit. Seriously I was going back seeing that and the idea that Jughead has to fucking put his hand in a God damn case and pull this knife without getting bit or just.....okay theirs some cures right just also still that serpent shit. Including I thought the bandages were protection but no their from the dog. Just also okay it's called the Gauntlet he hasn't done it yet probably I just don't know oh my God.

I mean just I was thinking of stuff that I'm gonna type in here and what to type in here too.

Including a guy from Veronica's past a old boyfriend with his parents. Honestly at first I'm thinking is this to include drama for Archie he's getting jealous and protective as all fuck. Also Cheryl gets involved this Nick I can't spell his other name right but just okay Nicolas is that okay. Or just no I'm typing it wrong. Is he planning something with Cheryl almost put Veronica's name.

Okay also the end or just before the end just seriously. So Josie and the Pussycats playing and remembered something. But just their playing and singing in front of a party.

Also I seriously went OH SHIT at the sight of Alice in this dress and wondered who's that is that and just my God.

Including remembered seriously was thinking Romeo And Juilet however it's fucking spelt but the romance between Jughead and Betty better then that shit. Betty then references that story but says but with a happy oh my God yes Betty good shit.

I'll also mention the thing I wanted to say when I was gonna talk about the song they mentioned Gal Gadot and Cheryl getting really bothered possibly offended by Archie getting her last name wrong. I'm just honestly shouldn't be bothered and also they referenced Suicide Squad in the 2nd episode of the series but I just thought of a joke the 2nd part mainly but thought of the next one I'll put first.

Jughead: hey Archie

Archie: what is it Jughead(just what Jughead sounded rude)

Jughead: Superman died

Archie: WHAT NOOOOO *goes into a sad state*

That was referencing Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice sorry for spoilers almost left the word steel. Including forgot to put referencing beside Jughead's 2nd line but meh.

Including a God damn Justice League just came on and passed which just popped in time for this joke I've been wanting to make

*after the events of Justice League*

Jughead: hey Archie

Archie: what is it Jughead

Jughead: Superman came back to life

Archie: WHAT YESSSSSSS *tears off shirt revealing Superman shirt* YESSSSSSSSS HA HA *cries tears of joy*

Okay stupid shit. But back to this part basically when the music's going on the song and all this shit is happening.

So we have the main four okay Archie not much yet remembered Veronica is part of what happens with the other three. But as a group is why I forgot a bit no offense non taken.

Oh wait yeah it's Betty I mean just okay the other one but the two most major ones are Veronica and Jughead almost put Betty's name instead of Veronica my head thought that. Basically everyone's going through shit man.

After being pissed off that Archie told him Betty wants to break up with him. Also one of the Black Hood's demands. Jughead is totally in to become a serpent and he gets the shit beat out of him. Even with that one guy who's hates Archie and fought with him. Including took the first punch by Archie. He seriously punches Jughead on the left side of his head with brass knuckles holy crap. Yet Jughead gets back up I think it was that part he says is that all you got and the Serpents accept him. Or basically the guy puts out a hand as a welcomed gesture. Okay will mention this kiss Toni just and people were worried of this before the season aired and was gonna talk about the next thing. I think I want ahhhh or some shit forgot.

Then we have Nicolas and Cheryl including Nicolas puts something in Cheryl's drink the fuck they drinking it can't be wine hope not or shit. Seriously I was thinking okay what are they gonna do. Including I thought I heard Nicolas threatening Veronica of fucking up this partnership between their families and shit.....

Turns out umm wow and if I am thinking this right.

Well........ Cheryl is almost raped.

I mean Jesus I was surprised by the sight of just wait or something just is he gonna oh my or just..... seriously and luckily Veronica and the Pussycats basically save the day by beating the shit out of him. I mean Jesus Christ and for some stupid reason thought is he the Black Hood his eye color is different and okay not the description.

Including everyone knows even Archie, and Betty who well okay I'll talk about this now.

Wanting to know who the Black Hood is she wants to know after meeting his demands three of them or some shit. He asks her to go a old house. Where just oh my God I was terrified of just worrying for Betty.

So turns out he leaves a gift for her okay I seriously thought is he gonna show himself. The gift is a ski mask he asks her to turn around to look in a mirror saying they are the same. Then theirs a sound and Betty runs the fuck out of there.

Why the fuck was I thinking is he gonna kill her. Seriously I was that concerned for a character I like. Including I thought is the gift gonna be a picture, some weird nun hat or scraff I can't spell shit. Hey I was guessing and just this stupid idea of long lost brother. Okay I'm sounding stupid. I was thinking all kinds of shit. But the fact he said it's a face she knows oh my God and I'm like who. Including I assumed it was some guy who just now appeared on the show and will talk about him again. Including I thought no can't be him.

Yet back to the thing with Cheryl and her saying Archie doesn't need his cape. Okay to be honest that DCEU joke and I like it quite a bit honestly I've talked about it. Why do I feel Archie would love the fuck out of Superman like as a fan, a role model. Also the idea of Riverdale existing in the same universe as the DCEU what just my stupid head hate the c word. Yet maybe it could just still....some shit I haven't watched Suicide Squad been thinking Friday maybe.

Then we have the ending where the Black Hood calls again and turns out he knows about Betty telling Archie. I'll mention this joke and other thing later. Basically threatening that she will kill the rest of her family she has to pick a well...sinner or someone who has done bad shit. She chooses Nicolas and the Black Hood mentions about how their the same.

Honestly.... really considering what the guy did and what he was about to do to Cheryl. Listen Cheryl may be an asshole but holy crap that shit I saw was about to happen. I question I wonder what the fuck they gonna do with him now. Including surprised they didn't say the word rape maybe next episode hopefully.

So in a way good choice Betty you picked a possibly well yeah shitty human being that sucks. Despite you'll question your own moral and possibly be responsible for a taking a life in a way if the guy does die or gets protection from police. Honestly I just...don't know the fuck.

Including just this got very long. Because seriously yeah me explaining the episode yet just overreacting or just seriously I hope the folks I'm gonna forget the funny shit I mention I'm gonna reblog shit actually of this show again don't judge me.

But also.... really I'm surprised well texting. I understand of trying to keep it a secret. Yet this idea okay she breaks up with her friends but she secretly texts them first hey the Black Hood is demending me to not be friends with you anymore. So don't tell anyone and pretend we aren't friends anymore. Yet considering well he must of been watching said creep in my head but also this crazy idea just....can someone hack texts honestly possible.

A call between Betty and the Black Hood right now.

Black Hood: hey Betty

Betty: what

Black Hood: you've been telling people about our conversations that's not just Archie

Betty: what

Black Hood: don't play dumb with me I've been watching you yet also been checking your texts you've been texting back and forth about pretending to not be their friends anymore

Betty:.....okay I'm sorry how the fuck can you see my texts

Black Hood: I CAN HACK YOUR SHIT GIRL NOW IM GONNA SHAKE YOUR INCEST PREGNANT OF A STUPID UNLESS YOU PICK A SINNER FOR ME TO KILL NOW

That was basically my well funny interpretation of that bullcrap. Including when making that final part that Direct TV DCEU thing commerical went on nice because I talked about the DCEU in here. Also just...he could check the phone behind her back or anyone elses. Including was thinking Betty always has her phone and thinking the others too.

But just holy crap that episode was insane said weak in my head no please head. Almost put but again yet that was insane that drama. Including remember the promo for the next episode.

Including the music for the promo is the music for the Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice Ultimate Edition trailer one of them. Almost put including again but I thought before this and now well when writing about this stuff. Does that answer more of my DCEU Riverdale stuff said yes in my head man and nope now stop it.

Basically even during this seeing the episode I'm like okay where's the Helghast, the Chimera, or even Doomguy or Superman I'm being silly and also where's Sapphira The Teenage Witch if she ever appears. From what I remember they mentioned her and yes I know of her too.

I'm just rambling I liked the episode. Including this random insane idea and theory that Sheriff Keller is the killer. Check his eyes and Keller killer just retyped that because I chose the word.

Got tags done and it's 10:02 pm ridiculousness is on and looked mtv1 just sorry rambled lol 10:03

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‘Are You The One?’ Recap: Hi My Name Is Tyranny And Im An Alcoholic

Hello everyone. I would like to thank my loyal followers for questioning my whereabouts on Twitter. I was actually on vacation, because Im not poor. Sorry, but watching these morons was just not a fucking option. I was zen AF and I dont need Carolinas crocodile tears ruining it, k thx.

ANYWAYS, so onto the episode. It was kind of eh, Im going to be honest. If youre looking for another reason to be annoyed by Giannas existence though, then it def delivered.

AFTER THE MATCH CEREMONY

They are all pumped about getting four beams. In fact, if you took a shot for every time someone said four fucking beams youd need to get stomach pumped four fucking times.

Tyranny is like Ossssssssssssssssvaldo is my match. Honestly can we just cut the accent though? Hes from Chicago for gods sake, not Italy.

Oswaldo is not so sure. Hes like she could be my match! Or she isnt! Yeah, thats pretty much how life works, actually.

Also, can we acknowledge the giant-ass drink Tee has the whole time? That cup is actually my favorite cast member this season.

Carolina and Hayden start having a pillow fight because FOUR FUCKING BEAMS, AMIRIGHT?

Now Carolina is very suddenly into Hayden. Carolinas emotions give me whiplash. Betsy DeVos nomination was more certain than this bitch.

Gianna is like “OH NO. NOT TODAY. I DID NOT LEAVE THE SOUTHSIDE FOR THIS.” Shes like I’M GOING TO CONTINUE TO PURSUE THIS MAN WHO TREATS ME SO WELL. Even though they are a confirmed no match. Makes total sense.

So you unfriend-zoned him to cock block him? Seems v fair. So when you go to sleep, do you leave Haydens balls under your pillow or on your nightstand? Let me know.

*Starts Twitter Poll* Is Gianna hot? Yes or No?

Tyler apologizes to Taylor and is like “I have no excuse for being the ‘big bad wolf’ in this.” So youre eating peoples grandmas now? Very Hannibal Lecter-chic. Not sure Tyler understands that hes referencing a fairytale, but hes pretty so well overlook it.

Hes like these girls are all over me wah, life is hard.

TAYLOR: Im mad *looks at Tylers beautiful face* but Im not like, thatttt mad

Hes like Im not that guy, you know that! Shes like,

TYLER: I want to dump Shannon and date you

EVERYONE AT HOME:

Gianna goes to have a talk with Hayden, which she announces for everyone to know. Shes from the Midwest, okay? Shes not used to this whole having brains thing, cut her some slack!

GIANNA: HEY CAMERA GUY IM GOING TO HAVE A TALK WITH HAYDEN ALSO GIANNA: were very low-key shhhh

Little Mike is like this is bullshit, they are not a match, they need to stop and its like SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

GIANNA: I dont want to stop you from doing something but stop fucking doing it. (Im not even making that up, thats an exact quote) HAYDEN: But I need to play the game GIANNA: Did I fucking stutter

So Hayden has relocated from friendzone island to being a little bitch island. Need a house warming gift, Hayden? Ill get you crowbar so you can pull your head out of your ass. Youre welcome.

Gianna and Hayden have sex, giving life to the newest Trump supporter Im sure. Carolina sees all of this and is like wtffffff. Shes like, totally in love with Hayden! Like, they spoke for a whole 10 minutes. Didnt that mean anything to him?

Andre is like “IF THEY FUCK THIS UP IM GOING TO BE PISSED” and Im like do it. Get mad. You wont. No balls.

Honestly, Gianna could probs take Andre in a fight. That girl should be a fuckin prison warden.

THE CHALLENGE

The challenge this week is for the dudes. The guys have to spin themselves and then go through an obstacle course. Then they have to shoot a basketball into the hoop of the girl they want to date. The person who shoots the third basketball in the hoop wins the date.

challenges sound like the hazing the gay frats do. Its all v weak.

The guys start the game and are falling all over the place. *plays Ed Sheeran*

Hayden is like, fuck it. Fuck this game. Idfc anymore, Im here for Gianna.

HAYDEN:I love Gianna

ME:

He decides to help Oswaldo win a date with Tee. See heres the thingI like Hayden, but I also think hes being very dumb. Its a hard spot for me rn. Really struggling.

Tee being proud of Oswaldo for winning is like Trump being proud of winning president. We all know he couldnt have won without Hayden/Russia.

Derrick and Joey are trying to win Rush Boobss date. Derrick wants to win because fuck Joey. Theyre shooting for legit five minutes. Seriously, Ive seen better shots from . When is the last time you played basketball? Third grade? Derricks like I played division I basketball! which sounds like an alternative fact to me.

Joey wins. So its Osvaldo/Tee and Joey/Rush Boobs.

Ryan tells them they are going to trapeze and Tee is like Im black, I shouldnt be in the air. How did you get to the Dominican Republic? Drive? Horseback? I didnt know your skin color made you less aerodynamic. I just saw and honestly, Im a fucking scientist now.

BACK AT THE HOUSE

Lets all agree that Tee is low-key alcoholic. Shes constantly sipping from that big-ass cup and it seems like they have a good connection. Could that be her match?

Eddie is talking to Alicia about how he is poor and shes like “LOL not me, cant relate to you peasant.” Eddie, you need to get your ass over to Kam where you fucking belong. Know your fucking place. Do not fuck this up for me, Eddie.

Tyler is trying to break up with Shannon and it is a train fucking wreck. Hes like I need to do the right thing and leave you. He actually stole the whole speech from Gabriella in .

REAL PICTURE OF TYLER:

Shannon is like “I feel dumb.” And she should, because she just got played. I feel bad for Shannon. Her voice makes me want to take a waltz off a bridge, but I do feel things, kind of.

Tylers like I didnt realize girls have feelings and get mad when you treat them poorly. Thats like saying I didnt know when you light shit on fire, it gets hot.

Meanwhile, Tee is very much trying to date rape Osvaldo. Its creepy tbh. If a guy was doing that to a girl on this show I would be dialing 911 by now. Tee, knock it off, it’s super gross.

They go to the boom boom room and literally boom boom because they break something. Oswaldo, way to not hold your ground.

Kam is oiling Eddie up and being goofy. I needed this.

Shes like I know Alicia and Eddy have a good friendship, Im not getting territorial, because this is a game show. I LOVE YOU KAM, I AM STARTING YOUR FAN CLUB. Shes so rational. Everyone be like her please.

THE DATE

Oswaldo is like this date will take our relationship to the next level, even though it already has gone to the next level. *wink, wink* I remember when I lost my virginity. We get it, you had sex.

They go to the trapeze place and Oswaldo is like Hopefully I dont break my neck. Thats a pretty reasonable goal.

They all are like surprisingly good at this. Even Tee, whose blackness surprisingly does not hinder her capabilities. Its a miracle.

Oswaldo and Tee are like being lovey-dovey because they fucked that one time. Hes like shes not trying to rape me and I like this side of her. I too am a big fan of the people who dont try and sexually assault me. Weird.

THE TRUTH BOOTH

Ryan comes in hot and asks about the no matches, aka Gianna and Hayden, still hooking up.

Giannas like HOW IS THIS OUR FAULT??? Uh, youre a confirmed no match and youre hooking up. I feel like Im taking crazy pills. Leave the dumb shit to Rush Boobs, please god.

The house is like, “ugh we hate you, lets just get this shit over with.” Thats how I felt with pledges in my sorority.

Tyranny and Oswaldo go to the truth booth because duh.

OSWALDO: Im excited to learn if were a match and really connect on a deeper level. TEE: Im tryna fuck.

Im stressed because Tee will def die of alcohol poisoning tonight if this doesnt work out. And what do you know, NO MATCH.

Tee was like I was falling in love with him. Shes crying. Hes crying. This is depressing. Did I accidentally sit on the remote and turn on ?

Oswaldo starts boxing while Andre is talking him down and all the guys hug him. Wow, I love the bromance. What I love more is that eventually one of them will try and fight another. #Drama

After everything, Tyler and Shannon are still hanging out. Whats Tylers favorite thing about Shannon? She isnt Taylor. Hes got high standards, ya know? #FourFuckingBeams

Taylor is like youre fucked up. And hes like why, because Im having a conversation?

Ugh Taylor, this paaaaains me to say, because I usually automatically side with the hot girl, but hes low-key right. You need to chill out and move on. Hes not worth it, dude. Hes just not.

Andre asks Taylor wtf shes doing with Tyler and Im like YAS KEEP THIS UP.

Andre is like actually, we like each other, Taylor. And shes like wait, yeah we do. WTF is this Jedi mind control shit Andre has.

ANDRE: *swinging coin back and forth* you are getting very sleepy.. and youre going to fuck me TAYLOR: *eyes glazed* yes, master

He says that she should be a Victorias Secret Model and honestly she should marry him just for that. Like thats compliment of the goddam century.

THE MATCHUP CEREMONY

Its the boys pick tonight. Please note that last time they blacked out harder than Tee does on any given weeknight.

Little Mike gets the ball rollin the wrong way and picks Kam.

Mikes like following our heart doesnt work. Hes like we should venture off, and though thats noble, maaaaaaybe not at the match ceremony. Thats like Michael Phelps being like LOOK FREESTYLE JUST DOESNT WORK right before the 4×100 relay.

Ozzy picks Hannah.

Oswaldo is up next and hes like “I GOTTA DO ME.” He picks Taylor.

Ryan asks Taylor how she feels about Tyler and shes like whos Tyler? Andre and her give each other looks and Im like OKAY YES IM HERE FOR THIS SHIT.

Ryans like Andre, do you wish you were with her and hes like Im practicing my patience. Whatever the fuck that means.

Oswaldo is like standing next to her like, lol just fuck me, right?

Andre picks Casandra.

Eddy picks Alicia and is like this is my homie.

KAM: I AM NOT WORRIED. ARE YOU WORRIED, BECAUSE I AM NOT WORRIED!!! *twitches*

Joey picks Rush boobs.

Derrick picks Gianna. Weird.

Tylers up and fucking moseys up to the front. Goddam hes like a walking Shakespeare playtragically beautiful.

Hes like Ryan, let me speak and Ryans like I didnt even say anything, but ok.

Tyler goes off about how he was painted as the villain and how he is innocent and how all this Taylor shit is fake news and the failing lamestream media is spreading false rumors!!! Sad!

Ryan asks Tyler who he likes more, Shannon or Taylor and Tyler picks Shannon.

RYAN: Do you think Tyler is your match? SHANNON: IDK RYAN: Is Taylor his match? SHANNON: IDK RYAN: Is the world round? SHANNON: IDK

Tylers talking about his breakup with Taylor and is like it sucks because you cant delete people in the real world. This is the first thing that I agree with him on. Dont worry Tyler, Ive watched . Well get to that point someday.

Michael picks KARI. Is it Carrie or KAAAAAARI? I have been saying KAAAAARI. Please DM some confirmation.

Hayden is next. Hayden tells the group that him and Gianna are affecting the game and they are going to stop screwing everyone over.

Gianna is like “WTF. WHO TOLD HIM HE COULD SPEAK? WHO LET HIM OUT OF HIS CAGE?” He picks Carolina. Hehe.

Jaylen and Tee are last. Tee is really bummed about Oswaldo and Ryan is like, “bitch its week four.”

These couples are random AF but idk Im drunk and just here to shit talk. Dont give that much of a fuck.

No blackout, so thats good. They get four beams again. Cant wait to hear them talk about it incessantly.