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[godlizzza]

Fic request if possible? - I want to see Middle aged herb get into some argument with a PTA mom over the funding of the science program or something, I like to imagine he’d deny fighting tooth and nail for that kid to get a proper science education but we both know he would 😂

Ty (no rush on it if you’re busy, sorry to bug ya, love your work)

"Now then, onto the point of school funding. I- Yes, Mr. West?"

"It's Dr. West, Carol, try to get it right. Now, what I want to know is, why is there even a suggestion to blow half the budget on- what was it? A patio?"

"It's for refurbishing the auditorium to make it suitable for the children to perform plays. The current deck has a weight capacity that would limit class-wide performances."

"That's absurd. How can you even suggest that when the science lab is in its current state? I've seen run-down meth labs in better condition."

"Oh, my goodness..."

"Dr. West, please try to keep your language appropriate."

"What did I say? I didn't even curse."

"Does anyone else have any propositions over the budget, or-?"

"I wasn't finished. As I was saying, there can't be any question on funding decks until the lab is fit for students to actually learn the sciences in a productive way."

"Excuse me. I can appreciate that you're advocating for your chosen path, doctor, but what about the other subjects? Like the arts? My daughter, Molly, is an aspiring actress. She needs a suitable auditorium to perform in."

"Little Polly can do cartwheels-"

"It's Molly."

"-or the chicken dance wherever she wants. A child actually wishing to develop their education past the preschool level needs the proper equipment."

"Ms. Chairwoman, I don't appreciate Dr. West's tone."

"And I don't appreciate hippies dragging down the average IQ of the next generation."

"Alright, everyone, let's try to keep things civil-"

"I'm being perfectly civil. Brenda's the one who can't control herself. It's no wonder little Dolly can't even count to three unassisted."

"Her name is Molly you insufferable, little-!"

"Ms. Chairwoman, I don't appreciate Mrs. Gibson's tone."

"Okay, enough. Meeting adjourned. Dr. West, may I have a word please?"

"Oh, hey, Honey. How'd the meeting go?"

"Swimmingly. Though, for some reason, several people made complaints about me."

"Herbert..."

"What? I was simply advocating on the behalf of those children and their right to a proper education. If some of those parents had it their way, those kids would be doing nothing but finger painting and singing about butterflies."

"You know, maybe you should sit the next meeting out."

"Dan, you're a bystander in all this. Indifference is the true enemy of progress, you know."

"Uh huh, sure. Now, why don't you sit down and I'll make you a nice cup of tea, huh? How does that sound?"

"What a dear you are. I knew there had to be some reason why I married you."

"Mhmm."

[potato-lord-but-not]

what is the funniest misconception john has about how a human body works (bc i'm curious, given that his experience with being human is arthur, who is resistant to every type of damage, and his own body, which also is not all the way normal)

John needs to surround himself with more women I think it would be good for him

[yellowjackets-1996]

(do you love me like that?) you're a reckless driver (I'm a reckless driver) and one day it will kill us if I —

[pip-n-chips]

So, I’m at Remy’s farm, being a cow and all that, Harper uses that serum on me, and now I’m pregnant?

Did Harper put his fucking jizz in that stuff? What? What’s happening? Is he carrying around his baby gravy in stuff? Did he just TURKEY BASTER MY PC?

Ohhh that's to help with milk production, I'd bet. Gotta be impregnated to be the best dairy cow you can be <3

Also, I don't think it's confirmed if it IS his or not but, god, could you imagine if it is from him?

Remy comes up to him one day, telling him his plans for you and what needs to be done, and Harper jumps at the chance. Maybe he's thought about it before, pumping his cum into you and breeding you oh so thoroughly, or maybe he only starts thinking about it once the chance arises. Either way, it doesn't take him long to fill up that tube as he cums again and again and again to the thought of you.

I could also imagine him having it all prepared in advance, kept in a special fridge to keep it preserved. It's all for "just in case" scenarios, of course. It would be a shame he let all his sperm from previous.... sessions, go to waste!

(putting the original screenshot under the cut since the screenshot of the second ask shrinks it)

[babieken]

hiiii friends!!!!!☺️❣️ it's me!!! the blog formerly known as Hyunubear!

I thought I should re-introduce myself (and pretend im normal sldjfld) since im getting into a new fandom! 🙄👉🏻👈🏻

I'm Niki, you local kpop hag (28), sometimes I make gifs but mostly i shitpost. I think I really only know 6 groups in totall but I mainly post about vixx, monsta x, and now ✨️seventeen✨️ (who stole my heart on a random friday).

I really wanna make carat friends and moots ;;;;;; my ask box is always open and i love chatting abt anything and everything!!!

[thecrenellations]

At first, I was just going to include their four big arguments, but I’m curious about how the other scenes and conflicts compare…

Vote however you like! For your favorite, or the one that would win in a meta-fight somehow, or the most disastrous, or the most Them…

more context for options:

Hume - does Lymond setting Will up to get himself arrested at Hume and swooping in as Don Luis count as a fight? Will gets beaten up, for sure, by the English and then hit in the face by his rescuer. It’s a conflict, even if it’s a one-sided and planned one. It’s an iconic moment in literature!

Lymond picks a fight about Will’s shoddy morals, and Will gets mad at him about Christian! And then Lymond gives him George Douglas’s letter about the hostage exchange. And tucks him into bed. I have thoughts about this scene!

Will secretly meets up with his father and walks into Richard and Janet’s trap. Johnnie gets him out but immediately tells Lymond what happened, and wow they have an argument. Incredible quotes about intentions and warm niches and quince seeds in cups of lukewarm water therein.

Will Scott wants to go to bed in his own bed! The door is locked! There’s a sword. There’s a fight. There’s a chance to take over …. And you will Never guess who wins!

Yes, he’s also mad about his dad being in danger. Lymond and Gideon run into an indignant Scott on the way back from Herriot. Gnatlike mockery and acrobatics ensue. “Get down!” “Make me?” … Brief but hilarious and fascinating to spectators. But there’s so little trust between them after all this, and what’s next is ….

… Betrayal! Pain! Symbolism! He hid the gold in the convent! Andrew Hunter has so much nerve! Turkey Mat is about to die! The narration gives us the final “marigold” of the book! Homoerotic wrestling!

“There is nothing very jolly about being locked in a cellar with a man whom, in every possible sense, you have just stabbed in the back.” THERE IS FOR ME!

[benevolenterrancy]

AND IT'S COMPLETED! Last chapter finally posted!

The Torchwood team manages to get themselves dumped into the middle of the Korean War and have to struggle their way through injuries, medical staff, time anomalies, demon hunters, and more general confusion than even they're used to dealing with on the regular in order to find a way home.

Meanwhile the MASH crew get a bunch of British spooks who just may win for being the weirdest patients they've ever had, and that's saying a lot.

[jammboe]

Hello sorry for the lack of art!! Been busy with a new job and Ramadan, so I've been too tired to do anything. But hopefully I will draw again soon and make a start on commissions ☺️ hope everyone's doing fine 😤

[navree]

anyway the only version of jason going non-lethal that makes sense is the version he brings up in #975 where he makes clear that he's going against his moral compass and his convictions on what he thinks is right explicitly so that he can maintain a connection with his family. none of this mealy mouthed 'jason realizes Killing Is Bad' thing (i'm of the opinion that jason's kinda the direct opposite of bruce in that where it would be too easy for the latter to start killing and not stop jason can kill and obviously has but the easier option for him is to just not do it and he does it because that's how his philosophy works) but jason admitting that he's taking the easy way out and being selfish at the expense of his own moral code so that he can still be a part of the batfamily. it's the only thing that makes sense to me.

[e77y]

Recently developed such a bad platonic/friendship crush (idk the word for it... I think there's a word??) on this one person I've barely spoken to 😭 Idk what is is... I just want to be their buddy... I want to do silly activities............ Send me memes and read my fanfics............................

[storyuntrue]

i gotta be honest the reason why it's so hard for me to write after work is because i spend nine hours talking practically non stop, and by the time i come back home i'm so tired of my own voice i don't wanna even think in it

[allylikethecat]

ok queen i actually have some important questions so i can better picture all your matty and georgei (iykyk)

ykwtc is st and ducklings is abiior era right?

but how do they look in oaf and the equestrian fic?

Hello! Thank you very much for this VERY important question lol I have decided to be extra and include my own visual reference photos. (I am obsessed with the curls though so the curls will always be present lol) They are all taken from pinterest / google and credit goes to their owners.

You are correct, You Know Where the City Is, is part of the self titled era, which then bleeds into the start of the I Like It When You Sleep era (because of Fictional!Matty's PR relationship, the time line is moved up to capitalize on the current media attention and popularity that is occurring in my little fictional world!)

In my mind, Make Way for Ducklings takes place in this weird space somewhere between I Like It When You Sleep and A Brief Inquiry. In my little universe, Fictional!Matty's trip to rehab delayed a second leg of a US tour, and also them finishing their next album, so it's a weird little fictional in between era.

On a Friday actually takes place in the FUTURE in a post Being Funny Era where they are working on their sixth studio album. I love George's bleached buzz cut and I also love Matty's curls so both of those things are going to be present lol

FINALLY in my lovely Equestrian AU All the King's Horses I imaged them to be in their mid to late twenties. However, bleach blonde buzz cut George is my favorite, and curly center part Matty is one of my favorites so we are combining those looks!

And BONUS here is Vampire!Fictional!Matty and Vampire!Fictional George 😂

Thank you so much for sending in this ask! I had way too much fun compiling pictures for this one, I have such a clear image of what they look like in my head while I'm writing, it was fun to find pictures that matched that and share it! Thank you so much for reading and the continued support! I hope you are having the very best week!

❤️Ally

[pip-n-chips]

Wich dol charactor would play a game akin to dol?? I need your opinion on this since your doing gamer content now

OKAY this might not be the answer you were expecting, but!!

Short Answer: Sydney!

Long answer (under the cut, because it got longer than I expected it to be):

I think it'd be Sydney. And not even their corrupted version (yet). They'd either find out about it on their own or through another student sending it to them as a prank, thinking they'd be utterly disgusted by it. And they are! They click off their browser as soon as they realize what the link leads to, and they're too horrified to even open it back up to delete the tab.

Such vile things,, who could play this without being ashamed- or even worse, get off from it?

They're shocked, nauseous, etc etc. But for the next few days they're uneasy, frustrated, shameful. Because for some reason they can't stop thinking about it- for the small bits of it they did see, anyway. They worry the devil has planted a seed within them the moment they found out about the game, and, like how they do for a lot of their other problems, they go to Jordan. Maybe they're too embarrassed or horrified to be specific about what's been plaguing their mind, but they give enough details for Jordan's advice to be helpful, for a little while at least.

At the end of the day though, all the praying and all the distractions achieved nothing, because they come back to the game's tab one night out of a moment of weakness. They tell themself it's just to get it out of their system, to remind themself of how horrid- how sinful this stuff is, set their mind straight. They don't even bother with character creation their first run, they just want to get it over with.

But one hour turns into two and their cheeks are hot and their eyes are glued to the screen. Two turns into three into four and their thighs are rubbing together and they wish they didn't have this damn chasity cage/belt on. Four turns into five into six and suddenly there's birds chirping and sunlight shining through the window and oh god what did they just do, what will the temple think about this, what will-

They don't have the courage to go to the temple before school, and they decline Sirris' offer to drive them. They just- they just need to think over things, clear their head, and walking to school will do it. They're flushed and more of a mess than usual, but no one notices, not really. (And if they did, no one would ever guess the real reason, yeah? At least they have that reputation going for them.)

They decide that they'll never let this happen again, but spoiler alert! It happens again pretty soon. They keep up their normal routine, they go to school, they go to the temple- but everytime they pray, they feel like they're unworthy to be listened to. They've been tainted, and they can't even blame anyone for it.

Jordan probably notices that they're more withdrawn and reaches out, but Sydney assures them that they're fine! In reality, they're unsure what to think anymore, they don't know themself anymore, and they're afraid. They're getting corrupted all on their own, and it's so damn addicting.

Guilty pleasures, man.

[ilostyou]

ok my night was successful enough that i can pretend the horrors aren’t horroring. yeehaw

[retiredcultistredux]

((also!! i know this doesn't seem like much to literally anyone but the fact that i actually got to 10 followers is insane, thought i would go a whole month without even hitting double digits lol))

[phayz]

so sorry about the stupid ask you just got. but it DID make me want to go check out your art and oghh i love ur style !!!! id love to commission you whenever i get the money for it !! wishing u good luck on getting some commissions sold ❤️❤️❤️

thank u sooooo much ur so so sweet im glad you like it 💕💕💕 commissions r open for the foreseeable future so no rush!! I'll be happy to make u anything u want 😊😊