genuinely offensive that human bodies are designed to urinate. bitch you are in constant need of water. you are made of water. it is your basic building block. you utter whore i just watered you and now you're pissing it away???? and demanding MORE?
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George saying he felt like he was on the verge of fainting on multiple occasions during the race, drivers vomiting, others collapsing during the race, after the race.
f1 avoided serious disaster by the grace of god and literally nothing else, definitely not by any competence or foresight or good decision making
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What is your favourite Doctor Who story?
ROUND 3 MASTERPOST
synopses and propaganda under the cut
Flatline
Synopsis
Separated from the Doctor, Clara discovers a new menace from another dimension.
But how do you hide when even the walls are no protection? With people to save and the Doctor trapped, Clara comes up against an enemy that exists beyond human perception.
Propaganda no propaganda submitted
Eve of the Daleks
Synopsis
Ten minutes until midnight and the dawning of 2022. With the Doctor's TARDIS out of action, the Doctor, Yaz, and Dan are forced to wait in an ordinary self-storage facility with only one customer. However, Dalek Executioners are on the hunt and a time loop forces the trapped allies to keep reliving the dying minutes of 2021. What has gone wrong with time? What do the Daleks want? As New Year's Day ticks ever closer, the Doctor's tactics will be pushed to the limit to break the loop and dodge extermination on a night where auld acquaintance can't be forgot.
Propaganda no propaganda submitted
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could u imagine if they actually let chargers do this shit in game
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spent like 5 mintues on twitter. brain rotted immediately
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WOKE UP TO THIS AND I AM ?????????
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I AM FEKEDNDFJNENDD
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Flor you still alive?
ngl kinda forgot social media existed for a week
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your academic environment sounds very cursed... good luck in there ;-;
GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUTTTTTTTTTT
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Hrm. Been watching too many Bloodborne video essays. Wanna write a gothic horror with a swordsman.
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i had the worst nightmare last night:
i had to study for a maths exam for university
... i literally got my degree in JULY and i studied ENGLISH
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having your favourite minecraft block to build with be quartz blocks (in most of its forms) is devastating in survival because what do you mean i just mined four stacks of ore only to get one stack of blocks
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