Sorry for the person I am now that I can fully unleash my old man lust
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this Springtrap beanie has just shown up on the Hot Topic website. blink twice if you need help
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seeing a lot of "they made Peepaw McChildMurderer unfuckable now (as Matthew Lilliard)" and to that I have two separate, but distinct reactions:
1: cowards
2: HE'S UNFUCKABLE N O W????? AS IN, HE WAS, AT ONE POINT, CONSIDERED TO BE FUCKABLE????
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it's getting late
you'd pull the covers over your head and act like you were already asleep, even though weren't.
they'd snatch the cover from over your head and playfully frown at you, placing a soft kiss on your cheek.
"i know you're sleepy." and you were. they'd hop in bed beside you, getting themselves comfortable before laying flat on their back, hoping you'd do the same.
"you should hit the sack."
and you'd just look at them. then you'd eventually (after two or three minutes of staring into the distance with bad posture) lay down beside your partner, struggling to find a comfortable position. then you'd continue to struggle and toss and turn for the next 5 or 6 minutes, somewhat hoping to get their attention. after a certain point, you'd realize you really could not get comfortable, so you'd huff quite audibly and stare at the ceiling, then toss and turn some more.
then after about 30 seconds, they'd pull you into their arms.
"wha-"
"you're moving too much." they'd say. and you'd nod, inching backward like an inchworm into their embrace. you'd quickly find a comfortable position there. no, no trouble at all. you'd realize how tired you really were and would let them hold you close until you fell asleep; before you'd squirm out of their arms. they were always there on the restless nights. on any nights, actually.
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If you're taking requests: dark cherry as your vampire-trap design would look epic
Here he is in dark cherry flavor!!
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