#hotel stuff

[sir-subpar]

Hazbin Rant, from a slightly new perspective:

I know I've complained about this show plenty of times. I still do not like it. But I got a new job and I've been working here for over 2 months.

Ironically, I work at a hotel.

Anyway, something I've noticed about HH is that.. it has nearly zero staff.

Think about it:

Charlie is the owner (who does next to nothing)

Vaggie (still hate that name) is the... Security? Manager? I don't know

Husk is the bartender / concierge

Nifty is a housekeeper (the only one too, which is insane. For a hotel that big having only *one* housekeeper is ridiculous. No wonder that hotel is always murky looking. Nifty needs a crew)

Alastor is an investor (who also does poor marketing, apparently) and while he can summon objects out of nowhere for... reasons, I guess. He's so damn stubborn he's rarely ever helpful.

And... That's it.

There's no laundry crew, (unless you count Nifty for that as well, which again, way to overwork her)

There's no maintenance crew- can't you at least have Sir Pentious do that? I can tell you one thing, without a maintenance person, a hotel falls apart. It is Hell (edit: pun not intended)

There isn't even an actual front desk to check people in.

The few staff there is doesn't have clear uniforms.

On top of a lack of actual staff, the Hazbin hotel has *nothing* to do!

A hotel that size and that fancy is supposed to be luxurious.

There's not even a breakfast room! There's no pool, no art activities (which is commonly used in rehabilitation, by the way, so this hotel should have that) there's no designated outdoor area for pets.

What about complimentary soaps?

Like, for a hotel owned and run by literal royalty, this place is looking a lot like a glorified motel.

I get not all those details are necessary for a show, but I feel like a show about a hotel should have at least some hotel-based things in it other than a tall building.

I know this mostly feels like minor stuff, but it's something that's bothering me.

[adamshallperish]

boys when they're at this point in the workday

#this is what makes us boys #pretty when i cry #coquette #lana del rey #ldr #lizzy grant #lizzy grant aka lana del rey #sparkle jump rope queen #dollette #dollcore #southern gothic #ethel cain #midwest gothic #chappell roan #pink pony club

[angel-s-dust]

Has anyone seen Niffty, there's a set of knives missing from the kitchen and I don't see her anywhere, I'm a little worried

[greykolla-art]

Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

[junk-for-leo]

[goldsnek]

He's short

[urlocalweirdperson1232]

You ever just wanna…

Source

[weirdystar]

I just imagine Lucifer turning on Alastor's broadcast for Charlie because she gets so excited hearing it.

[nerdynuala]

Here, I also made it into a gif:

Radiorose based on this video that was going around some time ago

Because they would be the two bitches that do talk shit about everybody

Anyway I love these two so much it kinda hurts. Which I'd say is a normal amount

I prefer planotic, but gimme everything there is about them and I'll eat it up in every sauce

! About reposting: please don't just repost, ask me by dropping a message or whatever. I usually don't mind but I'd like to know first

[teddie-bear420]

Your honor im a genius

[adamshallperish]

my manager just asked me "are you listening to some kinda sunflower seed music"

[uselessalexis165]

some more little details that i’m gathering

[ratsayssqueak]

W̷̦̘̊̈̔̿̀͊̒͘ȩ̴̛̻̮̠̩̫̲̼͓̩̫̬̥͕͛͑̏̂̀̇͜͝ ̵̢͚̱̞͚͉̯̖̤͌͛̂̇̂̾̄̕͜͝ͅh̷̡̧̥͕͙̯̞͇͚͈̤͕͙̟͛̊̿̓̊͋́̔̃̾a̶͕̭̹̘̦̩͖̺͍͎̗̦͍̾́d̷̢̢̰̠̩̩̩̯̥̞̲̭̥̙̺̈́͋̄͑̀̃̍͠ ̴͇̭̩̥̥̭̙̥͙̀̍̾̀̏͌͊̎̆͛́̀̔̕ͅa̷̪̞̞͉̮͖͎̼̠͋̃͊̓̑̅͊ͅ ̷̡̡͔̟̠͍̯̪͇͖̩̖͑͑̈͜d̷̦͎̼̣̺̤̙͇͖͐̃̕͘ę̷̛̹̮̘̯͈͂͂̈́̆̓͆͐̾͊̊͘͘͝ä̵̞̼̹͈̫̠̤̥́̌́͗͋̈́̈́͘͝l̸̛̟̝̂͋̃̇̅̄͂̚̚ͅ,̵͇͓̻̝̝̃̋́̿̅͠ͅ ̵̨̨̝̮̳̲̻͉̞͈̩͕̳̫́̄ì̷͔̫͉̣̮̗̜̭̤̥͖̠͝ͅs̶͓̹̋͂̑n̷̛͖͍̜̖̠͇̜̦̬̿̇̋͂̿̀͗̃̏̐̇͝͠'̶̯̝͎̠̭̱̲̭͖̯͕̞̍̃̉͛́͊͜ͅt̷̨̧̳̯̝͙̮̮̱͇̼͚̪̰͇͑͊͂̓͆̀̉̀̑̀̃̕͝͝ ̵̢̳͔̦͉̩̝̜̺̗̦̤͚̹͈̀̔̆̏̔̚į̷̧̼̳̲̩̭͉͒͋̂̓̾́́̓͊̉͘͠͝t̷̻̠̞̲̟̀̐̇̓̀?̴̳̯̯̞̘͉̻̳͍̥͇̄̀̽́̄̑͛͜͠ͅ

[sunlit-mess]

taking off my anxiety over a license exam ☠️

[wazzi2ya]

Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

[arsonandzippolighters]

Perfectionism truly is a sadistic mistress. So here's a bonding moment for Angel and Charlie. Wings...just sayin'.