#house md

[willgrahamscock]

I had a dream I was telling House my head hurts and he asked me if it happens around men and when I said no he put a rainbow heart sticker on my forehead and said "congrats, you're just gay" and left the room.

[onlypans-dot-com]

wilson and house, respectively

[bigturtl]

they put crack in hilson

[thankstothe]

[cuntyvicodin]

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

[jointpainfaggot]

[wynsvre]

y'know those rare montage scenes where they're smiling and laughing with each other. this is a quick sketch about that . audghahhhhhhhhh

[bonojour]

wilson, honey, of course you think this is an interesting question. you want to fuck marry this man so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc

[gaysexdog]

gay people can never flirt normally it's always like i have failed multiple marriages for you

[faggot-greg-house]

recent moods

[lucradiss]

*sweet, caring oncologist with a manipulative streak and at least one divorce spends time with a sarcastic, deeply wounded guy with stalker tendencies and a horribly pessimistic worldview*

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF M

[houseswife]

the actual canonical narrative justification for house mistreating wilson for seemingly nothing in exchange during the early seasons is that house was simply accumulating a debt of good turns like chuck e cheese tickets that he cashes in as one singular Big Favour. like sorry for making you deal drugs to me and stealing your salads or whatever. I’ll make it up to you by killing myself in your honor at the end ❤️

[spoonstrek]

"is [Dr. House] a good man?"

"...He's a good doctor" says the man who is so sick with lust for House that he has let House ruin two of his marriages and in eight years will beg to be allowed to die on House's couch

[deanbane]

Jimmy's his hubby 🥺🥺🥺

[skintyfiia]

pookie

[malpracticinghomosexual]

they fell asleep watching the L Word