#how dare you

[alena-draws]

This arm of his will forever be an enigma to me, but with every referenced drawing, I'm understanding it a bit better…I think…

[marisashorror]

Flower Seller

(2021)

[a-sneaky-bagginses]

I NEED more fics that include Bilbo complaining to the rest of the company about how "Thorin just bats his pretty blue eyes and everyone just falls to their knees! Well,- ! I, for one, will not be persuaded so easily! And he can go- !" and rants in the same vein, of how just because Thorin is hot, he thinks he can get away with whatever. Meanwhile the rest of the company are like "??? But Thorin's ugly???" Bilbo never hears this and they've all agreed to just leave him to his delusions

[canarydarity]

okay fine you can have a few more, as a treat.

part one / part three

(friend birthday special set)

[smilesatdawnmain]

I could totally see MK and Xiaotian be the twins from the movie "the parent trap“

It would be so funny if they hated each other at first only to grow close and get their dads back together

Oh my gosh I love this idea SOOOO MUCH.

Literally it's such a cute concept. The Twins meeting at some summer camp Sandy is running or something, neither parent realizing this. Just a real bad ending to their relationship that ended with both agreeing to never see the other again. Ending up in Megapolis unknowingly at the same time and their little boy's meet.

MK lives with Wukong and Xiaoxiao with Macaque. Both parent just taking the child that had more of their powers.

Gosh I gotta tell you- this Au is DESTROYING ME, right now.

Parent Trap Au- HOW DARE YOU PUT THIS IN MY MIND. STOP GIVING ME AU"S TO LOSE MY MIND OVER. XD XD

(MK would be Qi Xiaotian in this au, and Xiaoxiao would probably be Qi Xiaohua)

[itsapmseymour]

*pats your head* this is a threat

you come into my house, interrupt my binging of Queer Chinese Anime Hot Men Show, to issue this threat?

[hatsunerandal]

whoever said “lockwood giving lucy her fouth grade was him giving her a reason to stay an the ability to leave” should be put behind bars how dare hou say something al accurate

[kinnbig]

me when the titular 'dead friend' in the horror/thriller television drama 'dead friend forever: the series' is, in fact, dead:

[violet-moonstone]

No???

I think the fuck not, netflix, you take that back

Edit: this was posted on the httyd facebook page (for FATHER'S DAY WHICH IS WILD) so I guess not netlfix's fault but uhh still a bad take

Imagine making a httyd post for Father's day and not making it about Hiccup and Stoick

[indigovigilance]

BAFTA is gonna play "we've been on this planet a long time" as their nomination clip and I'm already upset about it.

[ninjamelissajulien]

To the person who made the AI audio of “Cole” singing with the fake Kirby Morrow voice, know that I hate you. That is a disgrace. Same with the “Jay” voice.

Don’t fucking take their voices. ESPECIALLY KIRBY MORROW!!!!!

[altruisticalastor]

Not me spending way too much time thinking about reader!wife aus and the guilt Alastor might've felt after he died. Not about the things he's done, heavens no, he doesn't feel the least bit guilty about that! But he does regret that his beloved will find out about his...activities upon his death and the mess she'll have to endure because of it. Not to mention the scorn she'll no doubt deal with from their neighbors and community for having been married to a monster like him. Indeed, he does feel bad about that. Her life will no doubt be worse off because of his absence.

Oh and did I mention that I'm totally picturing a reader!wife who flinches when someone knocks on a door? Because the knocks echo in her mind and suddenly she's back listening to the steady knocking on her and Alastor's front door and answering it to see an officer who's face she can't recall. But she remembers all too vividly the despair of learning of Alastor's death. Oh yes, she went to Hell long before her actual death~

Just me thinking about totally normal things yup!

OH MY… GOD….

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

In English, we say, "Toxicity."

In TES, we say, "Do the right thing. Paarthurnax deserves to die."

[notyoujamie]

[diwns]

may i present to you: Mrs. Goth

[tattoorue]