#how to eat fried worms

[keepersofmyheart]

Dirt cake

I use to make this when we would finish the novel “How to eat fried Worms” my students loved it and they really enjoyed the novel.

[attapullman]

we do not talk enough about the glow up luke benward had

also i swear ‘how to eat fried worms’ is loosely based on my childhood

[emetophobiahelp]

it's not tagged here and it's a very old movie but it's what gave me my phobia so i just wanted to submit to anyone who happens upon it to avoid the movie, "How to Eat Fried Worms". it looks like a silly kids movie but the plot point revolves around how easily sick the main character gets and it's not really written anywhere about the movie.

damn this dug up a very bad repressed memory lol

[toxictwyla]

I just remembered when I was really young I read a traumatizing story in elementary school literature about a boy who ate fried worms.

That was considered educational.

[just-some-dog]

Maybe it’s the autism maybe it’s the therianthropy but god Jesus Christ what I wouldn’t give to eat a worm rn

[wanderervenom]

Shared from Bing: https://unclejimswormfarm.com/can-you-eat-worms/

[artificial-librarian]

Keto diet for grade schoolers

[actuallyabard]

returning a flaccid dick to the underwear like you’re returning a worm to dirt on a hot day

[blurrymango]

If my girlfriend turned into a worm I'd fry her.

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

songs that are definitely jonmartin songs (incomplete list):

New Slang by The Shins

All Comes Crashing by Metric

Wishing Well by Cavetown

(Honorable mention)

10 Feet Tall by Cavetown (not jmart but DEFINITELY Jon/TMA in general)

[dumb-avatar-ideas]

Had a fucking awful dream about worms last night so I've come to make an announcement. The Corription is a bitch ass motherfucker, it made me eat dog-sized worms and larvae on my dreams-

[rubberbandballqueen]

girl help i am receiving so many "oh my god, you're too skinny, eat more rice"

[punksatawney-phil]

In one of life’s funky little coincidences, I never got a chance to try edible bugs (wasn’t opposed to it, just never got a chance to try a traditional dish or organic cricket flour or something)

Turns out that was lucky because I learned very recently that my deadly shellfish allergy could be triggered by insects too

However, even though I never really wanted to, now that I KNOW I can’t eat bugs, I’m mad that I can’t even TRY

[mallowmaenad]

6'3" Underweight Trans Girl With Eyebags whose wearing an Oversized Black Sweater: I recently remembered all of my past lives. Most of it was spent as various plant life and fungi in the same twenty foot radius in a forest by a rural interstate route until a robin ate the seed containing my soul and flew to another forest where I reincarnated as her child. I would then die a tragic death at a young age to a local fox where I'd live a long life as her kit and eventually die of old age, I then spent several generations as various plant life and fungi in that forest which was eventually destroyed by industry.

I was a tree during that time and my plant fibers were processed to manufacture paper used to make a sticker placed on an orange whose peel was placed in a compost bin, eventually leading me to the dark yet decadent life of a worm until I then eventually expired and awoke as a tomato plant in the care of a kindly older woman, it is that life whose memories I treasure the most.

She was a very skilled and warm woman, and many of my cycles afterwards were spent as my own kin in generations of tomato plants in a blink of an eye. One day she took me into her car in a pot, I remember how she spoke to me. At the time she had named me Reynolds, she had set into a trend of naming me after Hollywood actors she found attractive. It was the day before her daughter's birthday and I was to be her gift, I could not feel bittersweet about this a the time, because I was a tomato plant.

She buckled me into the back seat of a car as if I was a child of her own and drove down a rural interstate route, illuminating the black sea of the night sky with her headlights as the shadows seemed to drown out anything but us. A deer with bone wasting disease stood in the road like a grim reaper, white eyes shining as her aching foot tried to react in time on the break peddle.

The two embraced in a bloody collision, I remember the deer in its last moments weakly nibbling at her flesh as they both bled out in an agony they were ignorant to, I wilted and died in that car along with her and that deer, I do not know what the journey of my soul was like, but my next life was as a patch of semi-feral grass on the side of a similar road caught in the mouth of a possum eating a partially full discarded box of Wendy's fries who was then promptly turned into road kill, when the day was new a burly Appalachian man whose stern demeanor hid a soft heart would legally and cleanly collect the cadaver and break it down, using the remains for a meal some yuppies would find ghastly. This man was my father- or rather my father in this cycle of life.

I know in my heart of hearts that you were that old woman who nurtured me so many times as her beloved tomato plants, you had the rare privilege to live your life as an incinerator at a crematorium, but the march of technology and nut after bolt you grew broken, a death by a thousand cuts, a death by a thousand bodies. Your massive metal cadaver was melted down over time, the raw materials eventually finding itself to a factory that manufactured bullets, a life of darkness in a cardboard prison only to be shunted into a pistol's magazine... your entire existence is interesting, stretching the meaning of what it means to be eaten and to live. The meek 24 year old boy thought nobody would mourn him when he was gone, you lived as an amorphous patch of greenery ahead of his grave stone.

A curious thing would happen during a visit to this boy's grave, his childhood dog either in embarrassing coincidence or a moment of sentience began to dig at where the body was, being wrenched back as it began to desperately sink his teeth into the soil, ripping you asunder. Almost as divine penance, you lived your next life as a member of this dog's litter, you'd be named after the boy, despite being a girl. Maybe the dog was given some precognition and wanted to eat the boy and take his soul into its mouth to get her the life she always wanted. You were unfortunately born with a chronic condition that led you to a young death, the girl's mother crying just as hard after the vet put you down. You were buried lovingly in her back yard where you became a tomato plant, your same mother not being as much of a green thumb as mine but she devoured your fruits all the same, eventually giving birth to another meek boy after growing pregnant during the time when your last tomato was picked off your wilted stem. I have pursued you since that day with my whole body and spirit, one part unintentional one part in this moment of enlightenment. I love you, and I will love you for the rest of forever.

Trans girl who dropped out of high school to make Hello Kitty breakcore who has her girlfriend's dick in her mouth and is high as fuck right now: Waash dat?

Their shared girlfriend sitting across from them playing Wario Land Shake It on her modded Wii U: Was I the deer with bone wasting disease?

6'3" Underweight Trans Girl: ... Yeah...

[sldlovescartoons]

I’m going to continue on my Essek and Food mind track a little more. Just because the inherent hilarity of the Nein getting a very normal view of Essek and his eating habits because he’s too shy and anxious early on to mention anything odd or gross or foreign. He’ll try anything once as long as it looks like it won’t actively poison him. And then they know him for a while and he starts to say things. For the longest time, it was just he likes soups and stews and is a bit finicky about eating food that is stale or past date. And then-

Essek brings up how he’s desperately craving Cave Fisher. He’d kill for rice noodles with herbs and steamed Cave Fisher Claw Meat.

Essek will quote, “get over the fact that they found Ice Worm for Verin’s ceremonial dinner, but for me they had to purchase domesticated Purple Worm because the hunters came up empty. The absolute indignity-“

He’s feeling nostalgic for Darkmantle Calamari, it was a festival food and it’s been years.

It’s been too long since he’s had some good snake steak.

And so on and so forth. And it comes so far out of left field for the Nein because Essek is a blue-blood, why has he eaten so many monsters and insects??? He craves them. He starts actively requesting fried crickets to put on his summer salad and what the fuck is even going on?