#however i don't think the [half note quarter note half note quarter note] for [wed ding bells will] matches what's in the doris version

[unproduciblesmackdown]

also looking close at the sheet music glimpse, i noted when i went "kiss me what?" and looked up the lyrics and it gave me that of those of a doris day rendition, that version apparently goes "down in lover's lane my dearie" instead of "lover's lane with you" despite that the latter creates a rhyme, and we do see the [my] rather than the [with] in the lyrics

the doris day version is a whole different arrangement certainly, and more downtempo

another thing that might suggest its arrangement, besides just its lyrics, being that that's three beats per measure in the sheet music, the doris day version sure is a waltz, and idk what time signature the kay starr version has but it's not 3/4....played out orville's line on a virtual keyboard too, definite harmonizing going on. now imagining it could go from this downtempo waltz and swing up into the kay starr version like whoa we gotta ease orv into this and he's never heard a song above 50 bpm in his life

[hayleysayshay]

Okay what r ur thoughts on Percy and vexs kids i must know

Omg anon thanxxxx I have many thoughts. I don't know why i gave a few sentences for the de rolo siblings but for the kids you're getting a good chunky boi lol.

One thing is that I keep flip flopping whether or not they’re half-elves or quarter elves (as Vex has the blood of a full elf in her, they could be half elves in an interpretation of lore). I tend to just prefer half-elves so I know they’ll outlive Vex tbh though I am not wedded to the idea.

Vesper: She is the oldest child and acts like the oldest child. She loves Whitestone and as soon as she turns into a teenager she wants to rule. She feels a bond with Pelor as she's plane touched, and will often pray for her family's sake when they're going through difficult times, especially when her parents and aunt seem sad, lost, stuck in grief and trauma. She differs with Percy on this a lot, but she gets along well with both her parents, other than matters of Whitestone. She gets along well with Cassandra, who does eventually cut through to Vesper that she can't just give her whole life up to Whitestone at a young age, so I like to think she agrees and Vesper spends time in other cities learning and studying for a year or so, keeping close to Pelor's temples, but just feels homesick for Whitestone so would never leave long-term. Enjoys riding but doesn't enjoy the outdoors much and never liked hunting or anything to do with the grey hunt as a special force, and isn't physically inclined and only knows 'a few' offensive cleric spells. Men and women throw themselves at her feet with marriage proposals, not sure if she'd ever accept any.

Wolfe: Slightly older than Leona and proud of it. He is a smarmy lil boy who think he's the absolute shit, and think he's more charismatic than he actually is. Of all the siblings he wants the glory of being a hero like Vox Machina the most, and becomes a fairly good all-rounded fighter. However, despite being a bit of an apparent fuck-boi, he has a childhood sweetheart he marries early on.

Leona: More level-headed than her brother. She's less of adventurer and has Percy's tinkering spirit. Unlike Percy, she sits and talks his ear off when she's tinkering. She is very chatty and friendly. She loves building things mechanically but doesn't have the aversion to magic her father does. Bit more of a flirt than Wolfe, string of broken hearts behind her. I could see her moving away to help continue with the rebuilding of Emon when she's in her twenties.

Wolfe and Leona: Vex notes how as the pair are twins they're close, but they don't have that intense, dependent bond that she and Vax had, which is probably a good thing becaue these two grew up not needing to depend on each other. Unlike Vesper, both enjoyed the outdoors, exploring, the grey hunt. Both are far more extraverted. When they're adults, they decide to travel, and Leona keeps Wolfe in check. They join an adventuring party and do some good deeds (far more minor) EDIT AS I AM WRITING THIS WHAT IF THEY JOINED THE DARRINGTON BRIGADE??? like they become loyal members throughout their lives, they sometimes just join an adventure as a twin bonding exercise despite living apart.

Vax'ildan: They call him 'Dan.' A mumma's boy when he's young. Good with animals, the grey hunt makes him cry, and he becomes a vegetarian (at least for a period of time). Close with Auntie Keyleth and enjoys Zeprah a lot, I could see him joining the Ashari as a druidy boy. I think when he's young, because he's so close with Vex he just doesn't see much of his father. But as he gets older, he likes taking his textbooks on animals and nature into his father's workshop and quietly reading whilst his father works, enjoying the background noise his father makes whilst he creates. Both get that the other needs space (this quiet time is sometimes ruined by Leona, who eventually realises that she should maybe leave them alone), and Dan is close with both.

Gwendolyn: A little angel girl who just happens to look like a devil. When she's a baby she cries a lot and Percy soothes her better, I think because he had the pact with Ipkesh. Vex and Percy are honest with Gwen and the children (as their other kids could have a tiefling because of Percy) that Percy is the reason they have a tiefling BUT with the rest of Whitestone and visiting parties Vex is like 'yeah?? maybe it was me??? what of it??'. Whitestone accepts Gwendolyn as she is (said before but I think after everything that happened in whitestone, the people of whitestone would be quick to realise that tieflings are not a cause of evil or pain) and Gwen has a very peaceful, loving childhood. Still daddy's little girl growing up, but as she get's older she enjoys the grey hunt with her mother, and I just picture Gwen with a full body camoflage outfit on with only her eyes visible to give her the ability to blend in. She does enjoy combat sports a little, but is mostly 'dainty' and charming and friendly, Whitestone adore her. People start proposing marriage to her as well. Maybe she's a little chaotic and accepts a few, before ending them shortly after, but she would settle down and be adored by a loving partner. I think she could rule Whitestone in Cassandra's place on the council with Vesper--- I think Gwen would be a little naïve/easily swayed on her own, but would be a very dedicated ruler for the people and adored.

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Love is a b*tch

Loki Laufeyson x Irene Scarlett fanfic

Fic by Kira

Summary: Irene never thought she'd enjoy the company of Loki. But after many dates, getting engaged and having sex while also planning the wedding, she realized that she loves his company more than she thought.

Warning(s): Language, unprotected sex (WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT KIDS), vaginal fingering, oral sex (male receiving), multiple orgasms, Daddy kink, master kink, breeding kink, fluff, light crackheadness (DON'T READ IF U R UNDER 18)

A/N: My first smut that I hope ain't a shit show- Lord have mercy on my poor soul-

Irene sat up in her shared bed with her fiance. She

glanced over at the clock and noticed it was 5:30 AM. Irene put her hands on her face and thought What the hell is wrong with me. Irene's been having recurring dreams about Loki and her after the wedding getting down and dirty. She then glanced over at her sleeping fiance and she smiled. She then started to play with his hair, carefully as to not wake him up. Irene then touched Loki's pale abs and bit her bottom lip.

"Take a picture, darling. It'll last longer," a gravelly

voice remarked with a smirk. Irene looked and noticed Loki was awake. Irene blushed and took her hands off Loki's abs.

"What's wrong, darling? Why are you up at this

ungodly hour?" Loki asked, a hint of concern in his voice. Irene shook her head and replied with "Nothing. Just a dream." Loki then moved closer to Irene and started kissing her neck. When Irene moaned slightly, Loki smirked against her skin. Irene whispered her fiance's name with pleasure. Loki continued.

"Loki, wait," Irene moaned softly. Loki lifted his

head and kissed his fiance's lips. Irene moaned into the kiss softly. Loki just groaned as he got harder. Irene's beautiful, tan body glistened in the pale moonlight of the night, peeking out from behind the curtains.

"I love you, pet," Loki growled softly as he bit Irene's bottom lip softly. Irene moaned and grabbed Loki's hair, weaving the soft, raven locks in her fingers.

Irene woke up from her trance and memory of her

and loki having sex this morning by Tony snapping his fingers and calling her name.

"Huh?" Irene asked. Tony replied with "I asked if you wanted any coffee." Irene nodded and said "Sorry. Loki and I woke up early and we um...Sort of…Nevermind." She then took a sip of her coffee. Loki walked in and smirked at Irene.

"Hello, darling," Loki purred to Irene. Irene smiled at her fiance. She then glanced at her engagement ring - a silver band with hints of gold with an emerald in the center. Loki's was the same color scheme except larger for his long, slender ring finger. Irene bit her lip thinking about what his fingers could do - both in public and in the bedroom. The thought made wetness and warmness shoot to her core, dampening her panties. Loki then sat by his fiance and put his arm around her. Irene had her hand on her panties, cupping her clothed sex. She blushed when Loki put his free hand under her panties and started to rub her clit. Irene then bit her lip.

"And on this note, I'll leave you two love birds

alone," Tony said as he grabbed his cup and walked off. Irene then moaned softly and Loki chuckled. He then inserted his middle finger in Irene's cunt. The goddess then tried to grip the table while biting her lip to quiet her moans and whimpers.

"Oh come on. Let your moans out, my darling little

pet," Loki cooed. He then nipped at Irene's ear and then whispered "My Lille Kanin (little rabbit)." That nickname was Irene's favorite because it riled her up inside. That made her even wetter as Loki added his pointer finger and thrusted his fingers in her wet cunt.

"God yes! Loki!" Irene moaned as she reached closer and closer to her orgasm.

"You're getting close. I can feel it," Loki growled. "Let go. Cum all over my fingers, Lille Kanin." And that she did. Irene came all over Loki's hand with a scream of Loki's name. Loki chuckled and kissed Irene. The goddess and god forgot about Irene's breakfast as Loki picked her up bridal style. The next thing Irene knew was that the two of them appeared in Loki's living quarters of the tower. Loki then threw Irene on the bed and, with a green glimmer, their clothes vanished and appeared on the ground. Loki then laid down by Irene. The goddess looked down and noticed Loki was hard. She drooled at the sight of her fiance's cock. Now, she's seen Loki's dick multiple times but it was so thick and veiny and perfect.

"I can see you eyeing my cock, little rabbit," Loki

purred. "If you want it so bad, beg. Beg to use it however you want. And maybe, master will allow you to do it." Irene then thought about what she wanted to do and then she did as she was told. Except she wanted to add a little spice to it.

"Please let me make you feel good daddy. I wanna

suck your cock and make you cum down my throat. Then I wanna ride your dick until you cum in me and I cum on your cock. I want you to fuck me until I can't walk in the morning. Please fuck me, daddy," Irene begged. Loki grabbed Irene's hair and passionately kissed her. Irene opened her mouth and let Loki's tongue in. The two of them then pulled back and Irene slowly went down to face her lover's hard dick. Pre-cum was dripping a bit from the tip. Irene smiled and kissed the penis face (or the tip of the cock- I need to stop watching Bad Moms-). Loki groaned a bit at Irene's action. Irene then put the cock in her mouth half way (so like 6 inches) and started sucking.

"Fuck. Such a good pet. Sucking her master's cock

perfectly. This never gets old. Don't - god damn - fucking stop," Loki groaned with pleasure. Irene went deeper but stopped at Loki's shaft. She then stroked at what was left and felt herself getting wetter. The goddess then made her hand go to rub her clit. Irene moaned against her fiance's cock. Loki grabbed Irene's hair tightly and tugged. Irene moaned a bit louder around Loki's dick and sucked faster.

"By gods you know how to suck my dick. That's it.

Good Lille Kanin," Loki moaned softly. He was getting close and Irene could feel it. That is until Loki pulled her off his cock.

"Wait, Daddy, you didn't cum down my throat,"

Irene whined a bit. Loki chuckled and purred "Oh no, darling pet. Because I want to cum in that pretty pussy of yours. Maybe even get you pregnant before we wed." Irene bit her lip at the thought of doing something so sinful. She wasn't any religion really but she still felt like she needed to consume holy water when she and Loki did anything "sinful".

"Let me ride you, daddy. Please," Irene begged.

Loki's breath hitched at the nickname/pet name. Loki nodded and Irene sat herself on Loki's cock, painfully yet beautifully slowly. Once she got fully seated, the 2 gods let out satisfied groans. Irene then started moving her hips slowly. Irene let out a quiet "Fuck~" as she moved. Loki's cold hands then met Irene's warm hips, making her go faster.

"God you're so tight," Loki groaned. Irene was

moaning in pleasure. She moaned curses and Loki's name as she drew closer and closer to climax. Loki smirked and growled "You look so pretty riding my cock, Lille Kanin." There was change in position when Loki put Irene on her back. Loki then thrusted into Irene at an inhuman like speed. Irene gripped the bedsheets and then scratched Loki's already scratched back.

"Oh fuck! Loki! Daddy!" Irene whimpered. Tears of

pleasure peaked at the corner of Irene's light lavender eyes. Loki kissed Irene passionately once more and groaned. Irene's moans got louder as the two broke the kiss. Irene then whimpered "Fuck! Loki, I'm so fucking close. Please let me cum. I gotta cum. Please. Loki please fucking make me cum!" Loki growled in Irene's ear "Cum on my fucking cock, pet. Do it. Cum with me. I command you." Loki and Irene's pants, moans and groans filled the room.

"Irene, if you don't cum in the next ten seconds,"

Loki growled. He got closer to her ear and growled deeply "you won't get to." And with that growl Irene came with a scream of Loki's name, Loki following only a few seconds later. The two of them stayed still, catching their breath. When the two caught their breath, Loki pulled out, leaving Irene feeling empty and leaving a bit of cum dripping from Irene's cunt.

"Are you ok, darling?" Loki asked as he turned to

face his woman. Irene smiled and looked at Loki with a reply of "I'm better than ok." Loki smiled and snuggled with Irene, kissing her head.

-

It was 2 in the afternoon when Tony approached

Irene.

"Hey, Stark. What's-" Irene said. She noticed Tony blushing a bit.

"Next time you and Loki have sex, please do it quietly or at your place- Evryone heard you-" Tony told Irene. The goddess became red. Loki was walking past and heard. All he did was smirk as a reminder that he's proud of what happened.