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#howl pendragon
flareguncalamity · 2 days
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people in the poor little meow meow threads are all like “ohhhh howl is hot ohhhh he lives in a castle ohhhh he has powers he’s not a poor little meow meow” EXCUSE ME. his english major ass mullet having ass does NOT have his life together. i mean god for starters his castle isn’t even fucking real and it’s powered by a cursed demon he gave his whole ass HUMAN HEART to. he turns into a puddle of slime when he fucks up his hair dye by accident. his house is so nasty and be-spidered that he has to pay his fucking girlfriend to clean it. this man owns two cups. He’s in his twenties. in the book he catches something called a “forever cold” and then simply has a cold for the rest of the book. and then sophie throws weed killer in his face the first time he tries to confess his feelings. he is scared of his ex girlfriend who wants to chop his head off and turn him into a frankenstein and instead of doing anything about it he “””””””hides””””” in a giant castle and sulks on the floor. in the movie he is literally slowly turning into a bird. hello? he gets a forever cold. he spends the whole book with a forever cold. he’s not a poor little meow meow? he has a fucking forever cold. look at him. A Forever Cold.
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marissasketch · 1 day
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What if Howl’s bird form was just a little guy?
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spaceteenagers · 1 day
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i heard there was a howl hair poll
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lizzieonka · 1 day
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Please reblog after voting so this can get more votes 🙏
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Please vote for howl. god
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veenderland · 2 days
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The reason why book!Howl works for me and movie!Howl doesn't is because Howl in the books has every trait of the movie version but he is worse and infinitely infuriating and it is entertaining lmao. Everybody around him knows he's The Jerk and nobody takes him seriously and everybody is cleaning up after his mess. He is a whiny baby from the beginning till the end and lmao it is funny. He tries to be better, that surely counts, but never are we FORCED to like him.
And I love book!Howl because he repeatedly serves chaos and bullshit to the plot that keeps it going. Even Sophie is chaotic and flawed and absolutely does not tolerate his bullshit.
Movie!Howl, on the other hand, is turned into this gallant hero which kinda cracks me up because that's who Howl wants to be. If they could have used him as side character then maybe we could have gotten to acknowledge his bad traits as what they are??? But he was the hero. He needed a quick redemption arc ig which just did NOT work for me
Like- idk how this is going to sound but-
If we take away his iconic fashion, his dangly earrings, and just consider the entire plot of the movie version...
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ladyofthebookcase · 2 days
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BLORBO BATTLE ROUND ONE
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artofalassa · 7 months
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"I'm sorry. Did I come too late?"
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uptheturret · 8 months
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howl’s moving castle is first and foremost a comedy because sophie breaks into howl’s house and nearly kills the only thing keeping him alive and he’s just like wow can’t believe i scored a girlboss
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eunnieboo · 3 months
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the many shades of howl pendragon 🌟
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winter2468 · 3 months
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Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.
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rabonito · 1 year
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miscreantbread · 2 years
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the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion
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eledsart · 8 months
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mr and ms movingcastle 😵‍💫♡
prints here!!
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lizziesblog · 3 months
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yeuziu · 4 months
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idk how the jacket stays on his shoulders don’t ask me
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