#hozier memes

[fairyopalz]

imagine your card declining in therapy and them bringing in hozier to sing abstract (psychopomp) live

[bubbles-floating]

Hozier: you know what we need after Butchered Tongue? Anything But. I am sure the difference will not be jarring at all, they will surely enjoy it.

[ghostiesandghoulss]

Rip Aragorn, you would’ve loved Unreal Unearth

[cats-and-cacti]

Andrew you’ve done it again

[eve-laan]

Lord have mercy of my soul

[lavender-0-menace]

this is like super bowl for gay nerds btw

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

Aka if you haven’t listened to Francesca yet DO IT

[vulnerableagendaofdeath]

rawest fucking hozier lyrics in no particular order:

i'd suffer hell if you'd tell me what you'd do to me tonight

heat of her breath in my mouth; im alive i'd be the choiceless hope in grief that

drove him underground idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on his sword

and when the earth is trembling on some new beginning with the same sweet shock of when adam first came

every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside

the stench of the sea and the absence of green are the death of all things that are seen and unseen

[friendraichu]

is this anything

[the-real-peter-parker]

[takemetobogman]

written by a man but the man is hozier

[pissbaby-jones]

jerking off (listening to hozier) and crying (listening to hozier)

[writing-from-the-wasteland]

These spot the difference games are getting harder by the day

[cats-and-cacti]

i couldn’t measure it

[the-august-one]

watching a tiktok of things fans of Hozier have said about Hozier and his music and realizing that the only thing that comes close to being as cool as Hozier is Hozier's fans.

i say that as an unapologetic, unhinged Hozier fan myself. there is no need to compliment me, i know how awesome i am; Andrew has told me and thats all the confirmation I need.

[lavender-0-menace]

not to be all like “hozier is the only valid straight man” but hozier is the only valid straight man. he doesn’t just love women, he’s in love with women. his songs are like embracing a lover after a long day, smelling her hair, playing with her hands, leaning into her touch. like having a picnic and admiring your lovers collarbones peaking out of her shirt, because they’re her and she’s so magnificently and otherworldly lovely because she’s her. she’s beautiful, smart, caring, and she loves you, out of all people. she loves you and the least you can do is love her the way she deserves.