#hrab au

[kaluwa-del-conte]

@clear-what-i-was-seeing Look what you made me do. I hope you’re happy. 🦀🔪

[a-pigeons-soliloquy]

I offer no explanation

[clownkissersinternational]

more hrab please 🙏? <3

What a weird fish….

[clear-what-i-was-seeing]

[lesbiansaltdispenser]

hrab rave anyone?

[professorbraincocks]

Reject Wobster embrace Krill

[concasutronu]

Finished.

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Now thinking about Esmargot in therapy with Hrab and they're both just aggressively wiggling their eyestalks to assert dominance

[honeygrahambitch]

What sea animal would Jack be? I think it'd be an octopus or something small like a seahorse

...Jacktopus...

[dissociative-waffle]

This child threw plates at me the whole time. I’m glad to kick it out of the nest

[ghostdrinkssoup]

ghostdrinkssoup???? more like hrabdrinkssoup

I’ll only give hrab soup if he asks me very nicely… otherwise he’s going IN the soup 💝

[a-pigeons-soliloquy]

One more thing. You know the Burger King Whopper Whopper song? That song but it says Wobster instead of whopper.

-mha

...well I sure didn't until now, but I gave it a listen and now am proud to present to you:

The Wobster Wobster Song (feel free to sing along, kids!)

Wobster, Wobster, Wobster, Wobster

Creepy, furry, nightmare Wobster

Steer clear of this bloodstained trotter

He'll eat your brain

Liver, spleen, intestine, or fat

Doesn't matter, he will eat that

So make sure to avoid the Wobster

Or you'll end up his prey

Watch out, he's coming your way

Too late now, you can't get away

You fool!

[clownkissersinternational]

wobster

you run into wobster and hrab on a hike, what do you do?

promised this to @its-the-ratdawg

[clear-what-i-was-seeing]

hrab

[lesbiansaltdispenser]

somewhere under the sea-

[professorbraincocks]

The Great Hannihead shark