#human sass

[celestiall0tus]

Salvation, Sass, human form

Sass will be continuing the trend of the sassy bitch boy in my AUs. Quick witted, zero tolerance for stupid, the works. However, there is a little something something I have planned.

There's also a little something with his design that hints at this.

[mugwot]

rotating this crossover in my brain. again. i am not gonna say that the kitty is unlucky Because it is a black cat But. it sure is in situations often. lower are vague end-game Ghost Trick spoilers, go play the game! (or you know, watch a lets play) its short and sweet and has a good resent remaster for pc.

my current thought is that sissel got lost on a road trip? maybe fell through a portal? and is kinda stuck in the middle of nowhere usa. Shenanigans ensue. that happens when you have an increadibly powerful energy source stuck in a kinda defenceless body (not counting the time powers. which i am sure clockwork has nothing to say about and danny specifically doesnt have any negative experience with.)

[blushingbubbles]

Yes. Grab the ruler. Spank until your ass is red. I wanna see some lines

Sir i dont hav a ruler so i usedd a wooden spoon because bimbossa arent smartsy enough to use rulersss but they do belong in the kitchennn!!!!!

[marlynnofmany]

Here's a genre crossover I'd love to see: a robot and a talking skeleton. They'd get along great. They have so much in common! And if their human buddy starts to get uppity, they can burn him to the ground by making fun of his squishy bits and need to eat.

[sinclairdoll]

Imagine being an angel who fell in love with Baldwin.

(I've written something, but i will not write anything more, so if anyone is interesting, just go)

Baldwin was inside his chambers when a bright light appeared for him. He tried to protect his eyes with his hands, but the white light was too bright. When the King finally opened his eyes, he was confused, more than anything, confused to see that feminine looking being with 6 wings and a white dress covering her body. Baldwin watched as you tried to walk but fell on the floor. Even against all his logic, he came to help you stand up. As fragile as he was, he still helped you stand. 

“Who are you” He asked, mesmerized by your angelic beauty.

“I am… One of the guardians of benevolence… An angel, an servant of the Father."

“But… That can't be” Even with your wings on display for him to see you, it was still unbelievable. 

You waved your wings, looking at him with a frown. 

“I am who i am. If you don't believe me, that is a shame, Baldwin.” 

[ravenalla]

Snarky Din how I miss you

[thatfantasylovingdork]

Why the frag do the Autobots get most of the human companions?! I wanna be Starscream’s human friend and help him kick Autobot aft.

(Yes, I know he had a human friend in Armada, which I haven’t watched yet. That makes me hopeful that if I flattered him enough he’d take me on as a friend if tf was real.)

[flowerflamestars]

Chapters: 15/? Fandom: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Elain Archeron & Nesta Archeron, Nesta Archeron & Lucien Vanserra, Elain Archeron & Lucien Vanserra, Elain Archeron/Lucien Vanserra, Nesta Archeron/Cassian Characters: Elain Archeron, Nesta Archeron, Lucien Vanserra, Cassian (ACoTaR), Azriel (ACoTaR), The Lady of the Autumn Court (ACoTaR), Helion (ACoTaR), Feyre Archeron, Rhysand (ACoTaR) Additional Tags: Lucien actually gets the story he deserves, Nesta and Elain: the Most Competent, Archeron merchant family legacy, ACOMAF AU, Who runs the world? Nesta and Elain, Archeron sisters who knew about the War before Feyre told them, Lucien Spring Court Traitor Vanserra, Found Family, fake engagment, ride or die means you can't fucking die, a very different take on the Hybernian war, Fix-it fic, Older Archeron Sisters & Lucien centric Summary:

So bleeding and burning, lost and found, Lucien Vanserra staggered into human lands, and found he wanted to live.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts no. 30

The sound of the cameras shutter stood out amongst the typical city sounds that floated up to Bruce on the darkened rooftops. His son, or rather what was left of him, continued taking pictures of the Gotham skyline as if nothing was wrong.

As if he wasn't dead.

It took everything Bruce had not to break down at the thought. Instead he stepped forward out of the shadows, "Tim."

Tim shuttered, the gears visable inside his chest vibrating from the movement. It was unsettling. "I told you not to call me that." The Lazarus spirit hissed, "Or should I make you join Oracle and Superboy in the portrait." Tim smiled to himself, "I'm sure it will make a pretty picture."

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Elsewhere, the "Lazarus form" of Damian was leading a pack of ghost dogs to rampage against butcher shops while another part of the city had ghost Dick as a circus proformer terrorizing an escaped Joker and his henchmen. The batfam decided to leave that one be for a while.

No one knew where Cass's spirit was. All they saw was a mass of writhing shadows and then she was gone.

Jason's ghost was the one no one wanted to face. Not because of how dangerous he was, but because he was just sitting there on his favorite gargoyle. Neon green gauntlets on, matching his neon green shoes and contrasting nicely with the recolor kevlar and cape.

No one wanted to confront the dead Robin. No one.

Except Phantom, that is. He felt responsible since it was him using his parents new invention that knocked thier souls out of their bodies to begin with.

Now Phantom is trying to find a way to shove thier souls back into thier still living bodies before its too late all while avoiding Batman and the rest of his crew and not letting them know he exists.

[kokorozasumono]

Longg, Sass and Plikki !!

(used a base for sass and plikki, i just wanted to draw out their full body designs as a ref for myself)

[pedantic-coffee]

one of the critiques of Hetalia is that “personification of countries is such an unoriginal idea!!!” which, sure, yeah... but Hetalia offers the unique spin on such an old concept by asking the very important question:

“what if they were all salty about it?”

[rk707-elle]

[windsweptinred]

[garnettfox]

Miracubots: Miraculous Holders (Bots)

New day new post, and yup, if you read to the end of the last part you where probably looking forward to this XD

As this is an alternate version of season 4, the invasion where the Bot's finally reveal themselves, doesn't occur meaning the Bot's are having to hide longer with the family bluffing that the bots where upgraded with a 'Defence mode' to cover up when the bots work to help deal with an Akuma attack.

Though, things can't stay secret forever, especally not with a villain who target's negitive emotion, and some bots who are less able to express themselves freely.

The reveal to the town that the bots are alive, happens when Heatwave reaches a breaking point with Kade's glory hog ways (Which he'd been slipping back into just a bit, especally after he got to use a Miraculous) And he ends up becoming the first Bot Akumatized.

This has pretty much everyone reeling as the bots and the Burns family had started to assume the Bots being alien where immune to Akumatization. But the revelation gives Cody an idea.

If a bot can be Akumatized, surely they can wield a Miraculous as well. And with a little nudge from a Luck charm on which to pick. Boulder is chosen to use the Pig Miraculous becoming Porcine Punch. The name was off the top of his head and he likes it too much to change it.

Porcine Punch with help from Beetletron and Felidae is able to stop Glory Hog in his tracks and calm him down with the use of his Gift to be deakumatized.

Two things about the Bot's as Miraculous holders:

Their altmodes change when their transformed to the animal of their Miraculous with their root form adjusting to the new altmode.

They may use different names as heros, but there's no secret identities going on, everyones knows who's who in regards to the bots. As Cody points out when giving Boulder his Miraculous infront of his brothers, people will figure it out within five minutes so why both trying to hide it.

Sadly the next Bot picked to become a Miraculous holder happens because of another Bot getting Akumatized as well. This time Poor Chase, struggling silently after the public reveal and getting treated poorly by a few towns folk struggling with the transition, becomes the horrorfying Akuma Emperata.

IDW fans are now screaming at me for inflicting that on Chase.

Heatwave this time is the one entrusted with a Miraculous becoming the Hero Tigereye with the....Well Tiger Miraculous. He also get's let in on Chief being Ranger as Beetletron asks his father for help as well to get them past the army Emperata is creating.

He's not even the only Bot to find out a humans secret ahead of the mass reveal as Blades accidentally reveals Dani revealed she's Hornet to him when their both called on to deal with a replicating Akuma. Hornet to sting the clones and keep them still. And Kitsune the new Fox hero to use his illusions to control and confuse the clones.

Blades is BEYOND happy to finally have a grounded alt mode.

Last but not least of the Bots to get a Miraculous is Chase, we haven't fully settled on the events surrounding when he get's it. But Chase out of the four arguabley get's the most powerful as he's entrusted with the Snake Miraculous becoming Aposis at Sass's suggestion for his hero name,

And yes. People do make the 'Theres a Snake in my Boot!' refrence regarding him and Chief XD

[master-sass-blast]

Look at her.

Look at that face.

That is the face of a woman who tells suckass jokes.

That is the face of a woman who laughs at said suckass jokes.

That is the face of a woman who knows she tells suckass jokes, enjoys tormenting her girlfriend with her tremendously shitty, terrible Dad jokes, and has to keep from laughing while her girlfriend wishes either or both of them were dead.

Shame on her.

[theowlgoesmoo]

Human Dot sassing somebody out. I'm not sure who's getting sassed at or how they earned a sassing from her, but you can be assured they deserve it.