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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 days
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The front window of my apartment was replaced with nothing and squirrels and cats kept getting in. I also accidentally married my sister’s husband and had to figure out how to get an annulment.
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folyxfanart · 6 months
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Gale and Tara
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kaity--did · 2 years
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Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.
“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”
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grickle14 · 6 months
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Fertilizer.
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bestfurryhusband · 2 months
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AND WE HAVE A WINNER!
ASTERIUS HAS BEEN VOTED TUMBLR'S BEST FURRY HUSBAND!!!!
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wolfskulljack-art · 1 year
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BETTER RUN
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misstycloud · 8 months
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Yandere ex husband
TW: mention of childbirth, using children to manipulate.
Yandere ex husband who you met during the adolescent high school years. The two of you met through mutual friends and immediately hit it off. People even began joking you were destined for each other, which made both of you blush. It was inevitable he asked you out. One date became two and eventually turned into three.
Yandere ex husband who wondered if you’d be his girlfriend while nervously differing with his fingers and looking awkwardly to the side. You were overjoyed at the question and answered happily, yes. You and your boyfriend was thick as thieves, barely seen without the other after you became official.
Yandere ex husband that proposed romantically to you on your sixth anniversary on the private picnic you had planned. It wasn’t anything special but you loved it anyway. It was comfortable and intimate, which was everything you wished for. Your new fiancée cried tears along side you as you accepted his proposal and hugged you tightly, swearing to never leave you.
Yandere ex husband and you had your wedding, inviting your family and friends to the festivity. It wasn’t grand like those thousand dollar weddings you saw in movies or posted by the rich on the internet. That was something your husband regretted; not giving you the dream wedding. You however, we’re content with what you got. The only important thing was that your family could be there and the one you married was your high school sweetheart. You assured that to your husband, but you had a feeling it still lingered in his mind despite the smiles he gave you.
Yandere ex husband who got you pregnant not long after your marriage. The two of you panicked on the inside since none of you though it’d happen, you considered yourselves always pretty careful with those things. You hadn’t really had much talk about kids either, only coming to a silent agreement to talk more about it after you were married and when you felt mature enough to acknowledge the idea. But you’ll manage, you decided.
Yandere ex husband was very attentive to your needs during the pregnancy and would do anything you asked of him. The dishes needs doing? He’ll wash them! Your feet are sore? Your dear husband will gladly massage them for you! Too tired to cook? Don’t worry, he’ll make dinner or order take-out if you want! Nothing’s too big or too small for him as long as you get to rest.
Yandere ex husband who initially was very concerned about how to proceed when your pregnancy was confirmed. What the hell were you supposed to do now? Will you be good parents? Will the money be enough for the three of you? Gosh, there’s so much to think about. It’s an endless ocean of things to prepare. Though, as time passed and you became bigger, his worries began to lessen. You were so cute with that bump on your stomach! It’ll all be just fine.
Yandere ex husband and you were so in love when your son was born. He looked very much like his father, sharing the same nose and hair. As you had to regain some energy after the birth, your husband looked after the baby. And all he could do those hours was watch him sleep soundly in his arms, the purest little being in the world. Finally, his broken world was complete with you and his son close to him.
Yandere ex husband who didn’t know exactly when it started happening, the fights and the bickering. It was somewhere after your son had been born. The same tall strain parenthood had taken made you both constantly exhausted. No longer had you time for yourself. It was only small things at first, and then it turned worse; something as little as spilling something coudl set the other off. Your household had transformed from a loving comfort to a stiff bomb ready to go off any minute.
Yandere ex husband and you ultimately made the decision to part ways. You were sure of your decision although he was still unsure, he still loves you after all and wanted to be around your son as much as possible. But then he realises some distance might be good for you and agreed to leave temporarily for a while, until you can go back to normal again. Unfortunately that didn’t happen. You mind was settled and would waver no matter how he attempted to change your mind. You don’t need a divorce, what nonsense! You only needed a little space, that’s all.
Yandere ex husband who finally relented to your wishes and signed the divorce papers, almost tearing the sheet apart due to the force extracted through the pen. It was a big mistake. Without you, there was no ligh in his world. You made him whole. Yes, he got to see his son, but it wasn’t the same as before. This wasn’t the happy family he dreamed of being. Everyday felt more and more meaningless. He managed to get an apartment close to work and dragged himself there when the day ended. You got the house the two of you’d bought together years earlier.
Yandere ex husband who had to win you back. Otherwise he might waste away! You were so frustrated with how many times he called you and demanded a second chance. No, this is what was best for you, you said to yourself. You and your ex husband weren’t on bad terms and kept it civil for your sons sake, but you couldn’t be together anymore. Even though a part of you still felt a little for your former husband, you were afraid you’d just fall back into old routines. You loved your son with all your heart, but you couldn’t deny the fact that perhaps you and your husband hadn’t been as ready for kids as you thought.
Yandere ex husband who won’t stop pestering you for a date and to get back together; going as far as to use your son as leverage. Think of your boy, he’s so young and deserves a father close to him. This of course made you furious. How could he use him to force you to go with his wants? Now you were even more sure of your decision and stood your ground. Flowers showed up at the doorstep every now and then, chocolates too among other gifts. You wanted to enjoy them, however, that would simply give your ex the wrong idea and so you couldn’t. They were good items so that was sad.
Yandere ex husband who will stop at nothing to get you and his son back. Was he really a bad man for wanting that? His family whole again? No, certainly not. He wasn’t a bad person minus all the things he did for you in high school. He knows you’d do anything for your little boy, so how could you refuse when he asks why his dad isn’t living with you and how he wish he did. You’ll crack eventually, that he knows.
All that’s left to do is wait.
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Sorry for not updating much I’ve been busy and haven’t had the energy to write something! But I just wanted to get this out
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m00nchildwrites · 5 months
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More of my fictional husband. Actually tried for ages on the damn background on this one. 😐
*note: This blew up for all the wrong reasons. Yes. Y'all, this is an ai generated image from the Zuko chatbot ai that I am working on releasing for you guys. I didn't say I drew him, but I can see the reason for confusion. That said- I've been talking about it on my blog, but I guess I need to remention it on any development posts I make, which I will from now on. The program I am using to make a Zuko you can talk with, complete with voice (sadly not Dante Basco because ick without permission), uses my original art- one I did post on my blog, and official Zuko images from the show, the comics, and other official released art of Adult Zuko. I also used a few Korean male actors from period dramas to feed it for the hair and clothing mostly. But anyways, yes. This is ai. Argument concluded.*
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annasluttyhotwife · 7 months
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Who likes big mommy milkers like my husband and boyfriends 🧡🧡
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 months
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I was furious with my husband because Ryan Reynolds and Snoop Dogg came to visit me and he didn't tell me, and I didn't see them until they were both pulling out of our driveway.
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finniestoncrane · 2 months
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who would i be if i didn't gif the reveal of digger "canonical long dong" harkness?? 💙🪃💛
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kaity--did · 3 months
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I have another small bit of husband lore for those interested:
We have a group of friends that all have toddlers around the same age and husband is the tallest parental figure by at MINIMUM 7 inches, which is apparently a lot to toddlers because all 6-8 (depending on who makes it to the get togethers) of the little toddling hellions FLOCK to him like some kind of honing beacon and it’s the most hilarious thing you’ll ever see just like “ah yes the tall one cometh, we shall climb upon his alter and scream”
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mrsbarnes-avenger · 2 months
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All I can see are ARMS… damn it. Chick is LUCKY AF 🩵🩵🩵
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bestfurryhusband · 2 months
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dk-thrive · 2 months
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After some time my husband reached over to hold my hand, which reminded me that at least there was this, at least we still had hands that remembered how to love each other, two bone-and-flesh flaps that hadn't complicated their simple love by speaking or thinking or being disappointed or having memories. They just held and were held and that is all. Oh, to be a hand.
— Catherine Lacey, Nobody Is Ever Missing (FSG Originals, July 8, 2014)
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omegaversereloaded · 3 months
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arew you mad at us
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