#huwwo i just think he is so lovely . . ‎(╥﹏╥)

[actualbird]

wahhhh zak i just read ur poly hc / artem dickdown post and im screaming hollering crying about it. he. he is so. //chefskiss. but im also just lmaoing abt vyn and marius (the Most Contentious) being down to clown before everybody else bc its like. yeah obviously theyre close enough to be in a relationship w 3 other people so theyre In Like Or Whatever but the idea of these 2 specifically talking about feelings is. almost incomprehensible to me theres almost no way they can lay off each other without a 3rd party to mediate they must have like. a couple weeks of really good but incredibly repressed and funny but like RUDE sex before mc gets in there at which point theyre both like. //clears throat mlady would you like to sit on my face- NO NO, i INSIST that you sit on MY (neither of them has seen pussy in 84 years)

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irt nxx polycule monumental sexual frustration boogaloo, n/s//f///w text below

huwwo, raccoon!! im glad u enjoyed that post and yes, artem is very much. He is So.

kbjJKBSJBGKDGKSJ U R RIGHT THO LMAO.

i picked marius and vyn to whore it up immediately because like, their personalities fit for that, theyve been whoring it up since the beginning in gosh dang canon. so the moment the polycule is established, those two r fucking as soon as possible.

buuuut marius/vyn is probably the nxx pair ive thought about and written the LEAST. like, i understand these dudes when theyre platonic, but when theyre romantic it....gets a bit hazy in my mind. like yep yep, exactly, SO FUCKING CONTENTIOUS, THE TWO OF THEM. thanks to both of their whole "the world is cruel and i must protect myself from pain" shtick, theyre always either on the offensive or defensive. which makes for the hilarious bitchfights we see in canon but also a pretty sizeable hurdle to jump over, irt to a deeper relationship.

i guess them being romantic (and thus talking about feelings) would just have to follow along the vein of how ive written marius and vyn platonically. first, the bedrock of respect. then getting to know the other's flaws/dreams/hidden feelings. and also they find each other hot. and want to bang about it.

i love ur hc so much tho and IT MAKES SENSE. like even after the nxx polycule is established, marius and vyn, even tho they love each other dearly, still have the tendency to revert to the bitchery of days gone past. it's fun! it's nostalgic!

.......and sometimes it's sexy!!

THEY GET SO RUDE AT EACH UR RIGHT. it's not even like, a degradation kink (tho i do think both marius and vyn DO have that, but it's not whats happening here). theyre both just snappy assholes (affectionate) towards the other and it makes both of them happy to see the other person happy, even if it's at their own fucking expense kJBJSKG

mc, walking into this disaster: YOU TWO FUCK LIKE THIS??

KJBKJSDKGSDKGKDS NEITHER OF THEM HAVE SEEN PUSSY IN 84 YEARS!!! SCREAM!!!! mc can deffo use that to her advantage, methinks.

mc: boys, behave and stop being mean to each other for five minutes, or else neither of u are gonna get a chance to eat me out >:(

marius and vyn: //suddenly they are angels

[yoontopia]

𝟯𝟴. “𝗜 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵” + 𝟰𝟳. “𝗗𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿?” | 𝗸𝘁𝗵

pairing: kim taehyung x reader; genre: tooth-rotting fluff you have been warned, established relationship; words: 1.5k

Part of the ‘100 ways to say I love you’ drabbles. Requests for these are currently OPEN

Groggily, you blinked open your eyes. Your bedroom slid into focus, the sunlight streaming in through the window. Groaning, you sat up, cracking your back and turning to check your phone which was sitting on your bedside table. It flashed 6:30 am.

Pushing your blanket off, you shivered as the cold air hit your bare feet. You got out of bed and shuffled into your bathroom. Brushing your teeth and washing your face while still half-asleep, you hummed a tune you’d been hearing on the radio recently. Feeling slightly more awake, you made your way out of your room and into the kitchen.

Sighing, you checked your cabinets – you only had cereal left – a grocery run was in order later today. The apartment was quiet, and you sat down at the island and poured yourself a bowl of cereal, relishing in such a rarity. Your eyes wandered to the wall next to your little kitchenette, a small smile forming on your lips, mouth still full of cheerios.

Your boyfriend, and current roommate, the one and only Kim Taehyung had taken the liberty to spend far too much money on a polaroid camera and some film and had printed out an unnecessary amount of photos to hang up on your living room wall. You had to hand it to Taehyung to commit to the aesthetic though, for even you admitted the pictures looked cute. They varied from photos of you and your friends, to solo candid photos of you he’d felt like taking, to photos of you and him on various outings. There were several pictures of Taehyung’s little Pomeranian dog, Yeontan, who you were convinced he loved more than you.

Taehyung had crashed into your life like a whirlwind – literally. He’d rammed into you right outside the café you’d always frequent, a full cup of iced americano in one hand, successfully ruining your favorite dress shirt and breaking the glasses he’d been wearing all in a matter of seconds. He’d spent the next twenty minutes squinting at you and apologizing and you’d spent them cursing at him.

The next day he’d waited for you outside the café, a brand-new dress shirt in his hand. It had taken a few more chance encounters on campus for the two of you to stumble into a somewhat friendship, and then a few more for him to one day shyly ask you out.

And now here you two were, some half a decade later, still attached at the hip. You had to admit, when you’d said yes to the handsome boy with the wide smile, you hadn’t expected it to turn serious, and you sure as hell hadn’t expected to move in together. But things happen, and you’re glad they do. If you’re the strong ocean wave approaching the shore at full speed, then Taehyung is a rock, standing tall and strong for you to crash into. He grounded you, the calm to your frenzy. His easy-going outlook on life had managed to soothe you.

The man in question was currently away on a business trip. Taehyung’s love for photography had landed him in the wedding business where he worked as a professional photographer. He was away at some destination wedding and you cursed at him for enjoying some beautiful island with wide beaches and hot climates while you slaved away at your nine-to-five office job in the freezing cold and rainy weather.

As if on cue, your phone rang, vibrating harshly against the kitchen island. A familiar boxy grin lit up the screen and you chuckled. Speak of the devil.

“Huwwo?” you said, mouth full of breakfast.

“Lemme guess, honey nut cheerios?” came Taehyung’s familiar voice. You hastily swallowed down your food.

“Leave me and my cheerios out of this Kim,” you warned. You heard him chuckle on the other end, the familiar sound making your toes warm. You missed him.

“Hey its not my fault you chose to enjoy the most disgusting cereal in the world.” He said, voice tinged with amusement.

“Shut the fuck up you fruit loop freak” you snapped. Taehyung mock gasped. “Bitch you know they’re pure sugar!”

“And what of it!” he yelled back. You couldn’t help it, you laughed. You picked up your now empty bowl of cereal and dumped it in the sink.

“How’s the wedding?” you asked, walking into your living room and collapsing on the couch. You had a few minutes to spare before you absolutely had to get ready for work.

“Horrendous,” he replied. “Today, the groom tripped during a shoot and face-planted in the sand. Some even went into his mouth.” You let out a loud guffaw.

“What’s so horrendous about that?! That’s hilarious.”

“I know, I couldn’t help it – I laughed at him and he told me to shut up.” You could hear the pout in Taehyung’s voice.

“How dare he! I like your laugh – let me fly over there and give him a piece of my mind!” you said, trying to sound threatening. You heard Taehyung laugh on the other end and grinned. He really did have a nice laugh.

“No need no need, I’m due back in three days anyway,” he said conversationally. “Oh right – did you get my letter?”

“Your letter?” you asked incredulously. “You wrote a letter?”

“Just a postcard,” he said airily.

“Why?!”

“I felt like it! Do you realize that the digital world has rendered old school methods of communicating obsolete?”

“I’m aware,” you said mildly. “No, I haven’t received your letter. Shocker! Considering post is atrociously slow and tends to get lost.”

“Have faith in the system!” he yelled. “I think you’ll get it soon – I wrote and sent it two days ago.” You sighed. Taehyung really did know how to commit to the aesthetic. This was such a Taehyung thing to do you weren’t even surprised anymore.

“Fine I’ll wait for it. But hey – I must get dressed for work. The ceremony is tomorrow right? Send me a cute picture!” you said, standing up. “TEXT it.” You added.

“You want a picture of the bride and groom?” he asked, curious. You pretended to contemplate.

“I wouldn’t mind. But I really want a picture of the guy they hired to take all the photos.”

“Hmmm, and why is that?”

“I’ve been told he’s drop dead gorgeous, and I just wanted to see for myself.”

“Is that so? Well I’ll keep that in mind.”

Laughing, you bid him a goodbye, tossed your phone aside and rushed around getting dressed for the day. Emerging from your room fully dressed, you grabbed your bag and started to head out when you noticed a pile of mail had been slipped in through the slot in your door. Remembering what your boyfriend had said, you leaned over and checked.

Sure enough, there was a postcard, or really it was a photograph. It was a picture of Taehyung in swimming shorts, looking heavily sunburnt standing on a beach, his arms spread wide. He’d scrawled the words ‘SEAS THE DAY’ next to himself in the sand. Grinning, you stared. Was that it? He’d said he’d written you a letter.

Without really thinking too much about it, you turned it over, moving to put it and the other mail on the kitchen island before heading out, before you noticed words on the back of the photo as well. You blinked, reading and re-reading the question he’d printed neatly on the back of the photo. Your world spun for a second before you were reaching for your phone and dialing the only number you had ever bothered to memorize.

“Hello?” Taehyung answered, sounding sheepish.

“If this had really gotten lost somewhere, what were you gonna do?” you asked him shakily.

“I’d have asked you in person of course,” He answered promptly. “Are you gonna answer me now? Or write a letter with your answer back? Because I really don’t think I’ll get it before I lea-” but you cut him off.

“Yes.” You said, and there was a rather pregnant pause on the other end.

“Yes?” he prompted.

“Yes.” You repeated, your tone final. Another pause.

“Ok, but we’d need to search for another photographer for it. Since you know, I’ll be occupied elsewhere.” His tone was serious, but you could hear the happiness in his voice. He was smiling.

“Shut up Tae,” you mumbled, trying to stop yourself from crying and laughing at the same time. Taehyung laughed.

“Go to work little chick,” he said warmly. “I’ll see you in three days and then we can make it Facebook official.”

“Oh my god you are such a dork.” You said, choking on a small sob.

“But you love me!” he reminded. And you had to agree.

[baphometsss]

Huwwo, do tell me about those : B, G, T and Z :D

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind KankuKiba -- I’ve never really been into it bc it’s kind of a crackship but I’ve read some stuff where they’re bros and I can just imagine them being those kind of crusty “straight” guys who jack off together and wind up fucking. And now I have all kinds of fun ideas for them and I can’t unsee it 

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it I’m not 100% which one came first but it was either Horo x Ren from Shaman King, Yamato x Taichi from Digimon or Sakura x Li from Cardcaptors (still one of my only het ships)

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything) I have plenty but the main one for Naruto is that Gaara is gay. You can’t tell me otherwise. I definitely think he’s demiromantic/demisexual but he definitely still leans homo. His obsession with Naruto, although one-sided, is very gay-coded. For all the beef I have with Kishimoto I think he does low key like shounen-ai (in fact didn’t he mention something about this in an interview once or am I imagining shit?) and I think Gaara was purposefully left unmarried for this reason. Basically Gaara being gay is the hill I will die on 

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged) Well since I already started, I’ll talk more about Gaara’s gayness

SO a lot of people will argue that his infatuation with Naruto was borne completely out of Naruto being a. someone who understood his situation very well and was therefore able to get through to him and b. the emotional centre of the story and therefore the one who gets credit for everything 

But I will give you point c and that is that Gaara is gay and Naruto was essentially his sexual/romantic awakening 

He’s 12 in part one which is when most people at least start thinking about sex but given Gaara’s severely damaged psyche it’s extremely likely that he hadn’t even thought about sex beyond its most basic biological function, and since he couldn’t experience love he just decided it wasn’t worth thinking about beyond that

HOWEVER then Naruto shows up and literally punches him in the face to wake him up from his forced sleep jutsu right before Gaara has his whole epiphany about love and whatever. He then spends the rest of his life essentially modeling himself on Naruto so he can be a better person, which, while very good for his story and recovery also says a lot about his feelings towards him 

Like why Naruto specifically? Surely he met some good people in Suna, right? After all, this isn’t Harry Potter where entire groups of people are one-dimensional and evil purely bc they share one relatively innocuous association (coughslytherincough). Temari is good. Kankuro is good. Why not model himself on them? After all, they are his siblings, and he would have more of a bond with them in the years following. Kankuro even cries about losing him during the rescue arc. I’m sure there are others he connects with in Suna over the coming years. 

My point is that Gaara probably had one-sided feelings for Naruto throughout his teens but was most likely able to recognise that they weren’t returned. Despite this, it would’ve made it apparent to him that he could feel this way about men. He probably doesn’t even think of himself as gay necessarily. But he basically is, because he can only see himself with a man in a romantic context. 

I could go on but basically yeah Gaara is gay, infatuated with Naruto, and gets over it eventually only to fall in love all over again with Lee

[actualbird]

zak zak zak i saw your post on the five guardian pileup for davis + the nxx team and when you said '4 of them very famous, another just extremely enthusiastic' i felt so bad for luke because ah yes luke does have sunshine energy. because famous as he is in the detective circle that is still a pretty niche thing? meanwhile mc has been busting left-and-right apparent bulletproof open-and-shut cases with the culprits screaming their confessions like it's ace attorney up in here. i am sorry!!

huwwo, anon!!!

hmm, i guess at first sight, it does seem a bit depressing that luke isnt as high profile as the rest of the team. ur right, golden boy detective is still pretty niche. in fact, in his bday1 SSR, the old high school classmates who luke and mc meet either dont believe hes a detective (they assume "detective" to mean "tabloid papparazi" instead) and/or they OPENLY AND OBVIOUSLY begin ignoring him bc they come to the conclusion that his profession is not special or unbeffitting of the high school genius they once knew.

i wanna strangle those old classmates.

but luke, in that card and across many other stories, genuinely seems unbothered by what ppl think of him.

dont get me wrong, the boy does love positive attention. but he seems to be happy with his niche following. or at least thats how i interpret it. in fact, i general believe that he would not LIKE large scale attention. he enjoys close friends and acquaintances saying hes cool but something big thatll get a media response? i think thatd cause luke to lock himself in time's antiquities and nervously text mc if it's safe to leave KJBKSJDGKSDK.

also omg, no need to apologize!!! i really love getting asks :D

[actualbird]

i just wanna say i am SO in love with your hcs because theyre so in character and you actually take canon material into consideration and theyre overall so fun to read, my favorite hobby is thinking about NXX just in daily life or doing normal shit outside their work and you feed that brainrot sooo well so. thanks for that <3

huwwo!!! im so glad you enjoy my stuff!!! (*´꒳`*)

irt characterization and canon, my general rule is "i love canon, i love it so much, but when it comes to my fanworks i am coming into the pumpkin patch of canon and selecting only the pumpkins i know i can make into a wonderful fannish soup." kJBJSKFGS.

like forreal tho, i do love canon bc it is puzzling to me to like....never take it into account? the purpose of transformative fanworks is to transform what exists, so ofc u gotta look at and use what is given!!! otherwise, i'd just write original fiction!!! plus, tears of themis has given us such FASCINATING, HEARTBREAKING, HILARIOUS characters and when i make fanworks i deffo wanna include all the stuff in canon that made me fall in love with them in the first place.

That Being Said, sometimes i will close my eyes to canon. sometimes bc it's being stupid (like vyn richter the walking pop psychology pseudoscience nightmare, this makes me sad but also I Get It, I Get Why This Is Like This, but in my mind and fanworks, vyn is like, actually good at his literal life vocation), or sometimes because i can just think of something

way fucking funnier

example: it has been mentioned in canon that luke is very happy when people come over to his shop, time's antiquities. he likes giving these old objects new homes where they will be cherished and loved. thats wonderful, i love that, but ever since canon told me this i immediately messaged my girlfriend saying

"what if luke running time's antiquities was like aziraphale in good omens and how he ran his bookshop?"

and then thinking about polite and cheery luke pearce, the sweetheart of south stellis, just got so much better. because everybody loves luke! but for the love of god! if you go into his shop, he will do everything sans physical violence to get you to leave without buying a damn thing!

.....ah...ive done it again....ive gone on a completely unrelated ramble kjBJFKSD

ANYWAY WHAT I WAS TRYNA SAY WAS!! thank you!!!