#hws s. italy

[doueverwonder]

S. Italy: *pouring himself a glass of wine*

Ireland: Another one? Lorenzo, your body is a temple, you need to treat it well.

S. Italy: a temple? My body is a catholic church, amore.

S. Italy: Full of wine, bread, and guilt.

source

[temtamtom]

I know it's very common to have Feli be a super chill/softie parent, and that makes sense. But when I think of the Renaissance and (subsequently) Feli's 20 million talents and skills, I can't imagine him not valuing academics and the arts.

Like yes, you can get 20 million piercings, dye your hair hot pink, get an ugly tramp stamp, buy a fursuit, WHATEVER. Live your life and express yourself however you want. But by god you WILL go to that piano recital, and you WILL outshine every other kid there--

[noell0]

[hetalia-club]

Hetalia World Stars Episode 2: Rare Screen Shots

[kaeruandtopo]

omg feli’s lookin a little 💅💅

I don’t even know if this is his 2p or my weird hc of him being secretly op like tino-

…and now I’m just realizing he sounds like a darn waiter :D

uh ok see y’all in the next one

-topooo (yay I’m back)

[sunnysssol]

The fact that Romano looks the most like Rome/Maximus but he insists he doesn't is interesting and heartbreaking to me. Does he hate himself that much that he rejects the very notion that he, too, is an heir of Rome? I wonder what Feliciano thinks. These two's relationship have always been really interesting to me on the grounds of the fact that they truly love one another, but it doesn't seem like they like each other, if at all. To me, Feliciano seems to reach out and try to maybe mend the relationship, but only to a certain and almost shamelessly self-serving degree. Romano, not wanting to get hurt, is too unsure to trust him, so he lashes out. He's not naive, he knows that's just the nature of Nations' relationships with one another– ensure your survival, that can be such a fickle thing, too– but would it hurt to be a little selfish just this once? Would it be selfish to wish for love again, like he'd always done?

[natsuki-bakery]

°•`✿America agere headcanons !

•His little age are 3-9 years old !

•America's cgs are: England, Japan, France, Austria and Russia

•America's home has a special hidden room so he can regress in it safely and privately! England and Japan decorated this room specifically for him with England doing a lot of woodcutting to make toys and furniture while Japan focussd on the aesthetic of the room!! It's a space + rabbit themed room that has the scent of strawberries !

• America usually drinks strawberry milk, caprisun or milkshakes from his bottle

• Russia was invited to become America's cg rather recently but brings him plenty of gifts and snacks whenever he isn't busy! Russia really liked taking care of America and calls him his little bunny! America will usually cling to him when he sees him and usually they have the roughest play (tag, swimming, running around in general) but it's okay because Russia always has a first aid kit!

•America loves playing with cars while regressing !

•America's first cg was England! England spoils America a lot and it reminds him a lot of when they first met, so it heals England from feeling like he lost his brother! America loves it when England sings him lullabies and they'll play lots of safe games like crafts, reading time, guessing games or they'll play with figures! England still tries to keep America a little bit more sophisticated though

•He loves watching super heros cartoon and play both inside and outside !

•Japan was America's second cg! He accidentally found America regressing with England but joined in without judgement! He refers to America as "-kun" instead of "-san" to reflect the regression! Japan also makes sure to bring America plushies and lots of cute things like onesies or dresses! America will bake sweet treats, make crafts and play with figures or plushies with Japan! Japan also helps America get to wear cuter things like dresses, booties and mittens! He sews / knits these all himself!

• America often goes to fast food when regressing and always take a child menu ! With of course England or Japan !

•France does a lot of the same things as Japan does but he brings America around to beautiful places if he doesn't feel shy! America is happy to call him his Papa and if he's with France, usually Canada will be around as well! France loves his two little boys and gives them anything they want!

•Austria takes care of America but as a babysitter when no one else is around for him. He's a bit overprotective but means well! Austria is also kind of like a grandma to America and gives him way too many sweets!

Inspiration from my friend Cheese !

•Sfw interactions only | read my dni !

[narlaz]

Los caminos de la vida no siempre son como uno piensa...

[localgardenweed]

Okay I did @vyo96’s HWS Japan map thingy and this is a perfect time to roughly explain my characterization of my baby girl

Now look imma admit he fucks, he can fuck and will fuck but thats a story for another day, preferably December 20th 2024 but we’ll get there when we get there. In short just give him his viagra hes still got it in him

Anyway i like to say he’s a little fucked up in the head and just so done with everything around him that he can only put on a plain face and keep trudging through till he kicks the bucket. The curse of immortality has left him a little fucked up, wondering when it’ll all be over, sometimes wishing he was just plain mortal and not stuck waiting for his country to fall apart. He loves his people but sometimes wishes he didn’t have to be a personified country and just a normal human along side them cause he feels lile he can do more for them as human since him and all the other countries are under the thumb of their governments half the time

I want to say that he wants people to think he’s more in up in the “just a little fella” section cause like he doesn’t want people to know he’s popping his pills, that’s embarrassing!! He just buries his feelings deep down so no one can see them until his friends pull up and hold him down and operate the feelings out of him.

His personality isnt that much different from his canon version but i like to think he is definitely more expressive and idk but emotional??? When he’s by himself like, in the comfort of his own home he’ll let out a big loud laugh over a meme but in public he’ll just smile and say “that was funny”. He thinks way too much about how he looks he looks in public its a problem. He actually has some wit and really sarcastic when he wants to be. He can also be really scary but he doesn’t like showing that side too much so he just kinda keeps it in the back burner.

He’s definitely very self sufficient i mean he’s had like 2000ish years to live and grow bro practically picked up everything as a hobby at least once. He’s made a schedule which he has been keeping pretty much the same throughout the years, only really changes if big like advancements are made like he used to go to the store once a month to rent VHS and had planned days to go return them all but now he just either streams it or has bought all the VHS and DVD he wanted and plays them at home.

He can be very affectionate if he wants to but feels cringe when he does it in public so mostly keeps it all in. But if he had his way he would smother his s/o in gifts and kisses and loving pets and be at their knees wondering if they need anything. Thats mostly at home though in public he just holds pinkies. With his close friends (mostly just Italy, Germany and Prussia) he opens up more a little baby bit, he actually shows some emotion and lets out more of his personality!! Oh my god!!!! He actually…shares his actual opinion/concern?!? He feels more comfortable with letting them see his real feelings and they like seeing it too cause they were getting concerned that he just nodded along to almost everything when it was smth they definitely should not have been doing.

Anyway best character deserves more respect he is the light of my life and i hold him very dear to me. I wish i could like talk about him more but trying to write this was hard as hell cause i cant always express my feelings with words im better at talking than writing. I tried to get some of my like speaking and form of talking into this but some areas could use work.

If any other hetalia japan lovers wanna speak their truth speak it and we can come together and have a meeting and talk about him

[doueverwonder]

The first hill I’ll die on is if Alfred gets shit talked when he’s not around u better make SURE Molly, Tolys or Lorenzo aren’t there either. They’ll either fight u for him or relay that shit back.

[the-heaminator]

I posted 6,782 times in 2022

That's 6,755 more posts than 2021!

516 posts created (8%)

6,266 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@starflight-reblog

@fireandiceland

@disneyprincessdxminatrix

I tagged 5,599 of my posts in 2022

Only 17% of my posts had no tags

#yes - 847 posts

#the heam speaks - 90 posts

#biology - 74 posts

#ask answered - 73 posts

#hws england - 67 posts

#pruk - 55 posts

#the heam writes - 41 posts

#yea - 28 posts

#canon being built different - 27 posts

#fruk - 27 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#“oh my god what is this frenchified clown dutch? what are you doing? why do i find it so cute? oh my god i’m going to have a stroke. i need

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

HETALIA CHARACTERS AS SHIT I'VE HEARD TEACHERS DO AND SAY

America: *chases a child around in a Caterpillar costume on all fours and screeching*

England: "The best way to get rid of a body is either dissolving it in acid or feeding it to pigs"

Germany: "I feel like I'm aiding and abetting some criminals here"

Prussia: "This is a but, and a very big but it is"

France after someone makes too many virgin jokes: "Well you should be a virgin and if you aren't then please give my condolences to whoever gave you your first rodeo, they just have been so dissapointed"

Russia: "You can make a molotov cocktail at home using alcohol and a rag, but don't tell you parents I told you this"

Denmark: *Walks around school in neon green speedos and a neon pink raincoat*

Latvia: "My ears may be small but they hear all your secrets"

Italy: "mAMMa mIa this computer will be the death of me!"

69 notes - Posted April 14, 2022

#4

PROMPTS FOR HETALIA POLYSHIP WEEK 2022

(June 14/Day 1) Sleepy mornings/ Winter/ Pets

(June 15/day 2) First Kiss/ space/ Family

(June 16/Day 3) Rainy day/ Spring / Storms

(June 17/day 4) Lets get you out of those wet clothes/ And there was only 1 bed/ Supernatural

(June 18/Day 5) Flowers/ Painting/ Beach

(June 19/Day 6) Tiredness/ Angst/ Murder

(June 20/Day 7)  Road trip/ Childhood/ Family

(June 21/Day 8) Whatever the fuck you want.

Please if you have any queries or requests ask in @magictrio1118 or @heta-polyweek2022

92 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

#3

The real question is which nations would have a tumblr

My bet would be on Iceland

127 notes - Posted November 7, 2022

#2

Oh can you write ukfrain? I thought like a love triangle (real one) and they're all too dumb to notice they're in love with each other. I do like Frain being very close and lot of PDA dispite them not saying and England feeling jealous because he/she isn't between them.

Oh wait. It can be nyo if you want 👀

OH, OH ok apparentl;y this turned into the horniest thing ive ever written. maybe im just feeling gayer than usual. A lot of this went into describing what i like about women im so sorry

Y E S. These shits being oblivious and England being jealous and all being very gay

Names bc Nyos: Isabella (Spain) Francene (France) Elizabeth (England)

Dammit why was Isabella so pretty!

This was the simultaneous thought of more than one very gay women in the conference room as Spain flounced up to give her speech.

Spain in a suit could turn most women gay, let's be real here, but if they were already gay, that could be a small problem.

As she droned on about agriculture most people had tuned out and were busy doing various things, like being on their phones, irritating someone or staring at Isabella's hips, luckily for Isa, only 2 people were staring at her hips. But unluckily for her, it was Francene and Elizabeth, one was her best friend (and fuck buddy) and the other was her past rival (now occasional fuck buddy.) 

Now you could argue that  Francene and Isabella's relationship had long surpassed being just fuck buddies, looking after each other and cuddling in the rain, being there when the other was down, kissing eachther goodnight, while sleeping in the same bed.

Normal homie behaviour at its finest.

After that it was Francene, she gave an actually well delivered and structured speech about strikes and why they happen and how to prevent them to avoid major closures. Most people were listening and to some extent Isa and Elizabeth were too, but they were also getting occationally sidetracked by Francenes clothing choices. A very close fitting waistcoat that left little to imagination and even though the skirt reached the knee, it showed her stocking clad calves and if she stretched, parts of her thigh and it was really sending Elizabeth around the bend.

She knew that Francene was mostly occupied by Isabella, but she really wanted to be held dammit. Preferably by either or both of those 2.

When it was finally Elizabeth's turn to speak, she pointedly avoided looking at either of the two. After all she was not wearing anything exactly provocative and her bodily dimensions left a lot to be desired, so she wouldnt have to worry.

At least that's what she thought.

Her bin provocative clothing and her overall dimensions did nothing to stop the two romance nations imagining things that would have gotten them flogged in centuries past.

I mean Elizabeth has done it before, so why not again.

Elizabeth's presentation on urban and rural development was the end to the incredibly long meeting.

Most nations had agreed to go to the pub before going to their hotels and probably sleeping, though some noises occasionally said otherwise.

Elizabeth walked to the canteen, avoiding Isabella and Francene like the plague, even if that meant being around Julchen and Amelia, two women who had no idea what being quiet was.

Except today, they were mostly silent, only muttering to each other under their breaths.

After an infuriating 5 minutes she asked "What is wrong with you two, neither of you have said awesome or dude yet and you're being awfully quiet."

Julchen, being an absolute beast at covering up her tracks and 100% wanted to torture Elizabeth said "We were talking about how I'm pretty sure that Isa and Francene have a thing going on."

"Oh you think I dont know that? I hear ✨sounds✨" she said, quite disgruntled as you would imagine.

She looked over at the two who were being so sappy that she couldn't look away defo not imagining herself in some questionable positions .

Elizabeth stopped her beer while Julchen did as well, Amelia was being a pussy in the corner and drinking coke.

But a couple of beers later, everyone is understandably a bit tipsy and whilst Amelia was stuck with dragging a mooning Elizabeth and a very depressed Julchen out of the bar.

Amelia looked on in dismay as Elizabeth sort of walked (she wasn't stumbling but like still a bit wobbly) over to the very passionately making out duo in the back.

And her tongue being plied with a generous amount of liquid courage says "Can I join you?"

See the full post

218 notes - Posted May 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I think us, as the hetalia fandom, ship so prolifically because we know that without stupid romance what has hetalia got to offer us, I'll tell you what.

Pain, bloodshed, the sufferings of people who have lived though countless wars and lived to tell the tale, killed, maimed, often people close to their heart, or what's left of it

219 notes - Posted November 3, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[kostantina]

These are four of my favourite fanfics of HWS Holy Rome/Holy Roman Empire, which I also recommend for you to read:

Vater: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54508975 HRE was older than in canon and was the father of Prussia. This was written from the perspective of Prussia, who grew disillusioned with his father and didn't want to be like him. HRE was too kind for Prussia's liking.

breath and blood relatives: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24989473 Written from the perspective of HRE regarding his inevitable death after the dissolution of his empire. He had the same physical age as canon, but he was portrayed as the older brother of Prussia. Italy (called Venice) also reunited with him, but their relationship was open to interpretation. Charlemagne was mentioned; a ruler shared by France (who briefly appeared) and HRE.

Agnus Dei: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36269680 A brief interaction between HRE and France during the Napoleonic Wars. HRE also had the same physical age as canon, but how old he truly was shined through with how he held himself in front of his enemy. Charlemagne was also mentioned. Et in Arcadia Ego: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10546622 Life of HRE after the Napoleonic Wars. He stayed with Bavaria, and he was able to grow old and live longer despite his empire's dissolution. He didn't get back to Italy, though.

[coralcatsea]

Romano noses:

[natsuki-bakery]

°•`✿Italy pink agere themed moodboard !

•sfw interactions only ! | Read my dni !

[narlaz]

...la gente es mona, y aun que se vista de seda mona se queda.

[mininiimii]

ya boy Ezio in an 80s human au that I'm dying to post more about... got the ref for the pose from Pinterest, and somehow flipping a chair over to drape over it seems very him lmao

also yeah he stole those glasses from his band members because they definitely do not suit him ajdbnsjs