#i THINK he is a funnel weaver based on the fact that someone has woven a funnel on my front stoop

[maculategiraffe]

think we should probably change the common names for "funnel web spiders" and "funnel weaver spiders" to more clearly reflect the fact that one is a scary guy full of deadly venom who lives in australia and the other one is a meek little guy with tiny ineffectual fangs and extremely mild venom who lives in my kitchen on my bottle brush right now