hiii mera!!
imagining azul as a type of cannibalistic octopus, on your first night together he’s spent so long hyping himself up and grueling over whether or not he’s content giving himself to you, eventually coming to terms with it and deciding to make the event as romantic & easy to clean as possible. when the deed is done, he’s so anxious and pathetic and practically withers away as he looks at you,,, he knows what comes now… but when your teeth don’t tear at his flesh, he looks at you with confusion, a bit disappointed by the lack of development, but far more relieved. He asks and you explain that humans don’t cannibalize their partners,,, and it clicks. so many others can come back and brag about their partners and he’s a bit embarrassed by the revelation, but SO relieved. it’s a cute thing, he’s so excited to continue living with you
random thought though,, not very thought out LOL he knows not of porn in this situation
wet dreams consist of getting it on and him jumping awake as you lurch towards him with a hungry maw,,, imagining on the first night he just brings a bunch of snacks in hopes that it’ll save him, chip bags littered about like rose petals
thank you for reading,
lionfish anon :]
AAAAAA YES YES. OTL Azul who is only familiar with mer courtship and sex customs, so he's fully prepared to give himself to you after he spends so much time mulling it over. Aaaaa he's so cute, preparing so many snacks to make sure you're well-fed and too distracted to think about eating him after the fact. Azul being too worried to do anything face to face, so he fucks you from behind instead. Later, when he learns you won't be devouring him after sex, he becomes more confident holding you closer and fucking you in intimate positions that allow him to look at you. <3
I think he'd have some of the best snacks as well. orz all of your favorites along with some of his favorites, too. The snacks being scattered like rose petals is so silly to imagine, and he'd probably look so proud about it as well. Something like,,,, look at what a good mate he is, providing you with an abundance of food (please don't eat him) and he'll take good care of you when you've eaten your fill of snacks (please PLEASE don't eat him).
Unintentional tako rizz (which was really just Azul trying to ensure you wouldn't cannibalize him afterwards lol). He's just too cute!!!!!
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Nicole clocking that it’s Terry straight away in Undercover Terry is so funny because the way she turns around and is instantly like “oh my god…we have to fuck with him” and she got everyone (except Aaron who had no idea bless him) to join in.
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"Shadow...?"
Sonic fast food worker au!
Pov: you return home from sonic x shadow generations... and there's a shadow there waiting for you >;)
AHHHH SONIC IN OVA OUTFIT MY HEART <33!! I tried to give shadow a similar look!! I hope the outfit i designed for him is cute <3
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YOUUUUUUU MADE THE INIGO AND LUCIEN DRAWING HOOOOOOOLY SHIITTTT IT'S SO CUTE
HAHSJDJFJ THANK YOU it took me like. Five seconds. But I've been drawing them since 2020. Picture below is the first drawing I ever did of them....ough it's almost 5 years old wtf
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this thing is my pride and joy i've had it for like 8 years and it's still in pretty decent condition, just a few little scratches and the circle pad rubber came off. as you can tell i modded it and the custom badges are super fun :]
my favourite games are pokemon black 2, kirby triple deluxe (i've 100% this game 4 times), shin megami tensei iv and pokemon ultra moon. ive downloaded way more games than shown on here but i have an 8gb sd card so i can only have a few big games at a time
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blue pokemon X & Y o3DSXL
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