#i also wanna tryhard slow dance

[gunthermunch]

[Transcript under the cut]

Pierce: hi how are…you. umh. have you seen this Max guy? 5’4, brunette, evil.

Lucas: hey- Max likes this one! Elsa: speaking of which, should we go back to the boys? we lowkey ditched them Lucas: haha! yeah let's- Lucas: um. they're gone Elsa: weird… i guess they must be getting punch or something. Lucas: oh i want punch

Pierce: brown eyes, probably had a blunt in hand…? Pierce: …could be two.

Elsa: hey so, I’m sorry for doubting you the other day. You seem way more confident and grown lately Lucas: hm? Elsa: about the farm! I’m sure you’ll handle independency just fine Lucas: oh… chuckles would you believe me if I told you I’m actually not ready at all? Elsa: but… I thought you wanted the farm? Lucas: I do! But, it’s not just about the farm- I mean yeah that too but everything has been… like many slaps in the face over and over. My brothers leaving, opa’s death, and… everything that happened between me and Max. I don’t fear them, I fear how… a week is never the same as the last one. All this time, all these months and maybe… years? I’ve been just- really trying. Elsa: and you’re doing so good Lucas Lucas: maybe… but i wish things could stay like this forever; you, Pierce Max and me. Elsa: Max too? Lucas: i can live with him not liking me, i just want to be his friend. Lucas: but now… we graduate and we part ways. it's just how it is Elsa: but yeah. i'm not making any sense Elsa: no, Lucas, i get it. I… I need to go to the bathroom Lucas: sure

Elsa:OUT OF THE WAY!!! Elsa: Pierce! Pierce: oh hey, i kinda lost- Elsa: I messed up big time AGH!- I told Max the other day he should just tell to Lucas about- STUFF because he doesn't deserve to be lied to and i contributed to that and- I thought Lucas could handle the truth but I was so wrong! He’ll crash and burn, Pierce! Pierce: sigh why you keep shielding him as if he was a child? he deserves the truth but- Prom night, Elsa? Elsa: WELL Lucas should have known way before this! where the HELL is Max! Pierce: I have no idea. Elsa: FUCK! Pierce: alright calm down, breathe, go back to Lucas and maybe keep dancing? Have fun? Elsa: Pierce i don't… Pierce: just forget about this. Max must me on that nearby party he mentioned Elsa: alright… but if you find him, text me. Pierce: got it

Elsa: hey i'm back! Elsa: wanna try-hard slow dance? Lucas: i would love to

[angletic]

{11} questions

Tagged by @voldy-in-my-turban

Rules: (1) Answer the questions given to you by the tagger (2) Write 11 questions of your own. (3) Tag 11 people.

1. What’s the most cruel thing you’ve ever said/done to someone else?hmm, I cant pinpoint an actual event?? multiple times people say i go “too far” when i dish back the kind of things they say to me, but i dont consider that bad? if i did, it would go against one of my basic principals. I guess the time i really feel guilty for was in 4th grade i’d kick this one kid, jacob in the balls whenever he pissed me off. its okay we’re still friends, but that was pretty dickish of me

2. Do you believe in karma?  not in a religious sense, but yeah. if you do something bad somethings else bad is bound to come back and get you.

3. Do you consider yourself to be an independent person? oh yeah big time. i loathe depending on other people for anything, and im entirely self-motivated. my parents aren’t very supportive in their own way so i dont have them to fall back on for help. i kinda have to be independent or else i wont be able to do anything ever haha

4. How do you think the world will end and when? ironically? the world will end by the end of this year damn trump gonna ruin everything, even the quaint little country in canada. unironically? global warming is a big issue and if we continue at this rate, statistics give us a max of 100 years to live due to deadly heat, so id place my bets on that if not a nuclear war between superpowers.

5. What do you do when listening to music and on your own? dude when i listen to music i cant just. sit there. either im not actually listening to the music and daydreaming, or im doing literally anything with my hands (usually drawing bc im an art weeb). its the same the other way. i cant just draw with no background noise.

6. Is there a dark part of your past/present self that you keep hidden from absolutely everyone you know (no need to state what that is)? LMAO YES if i told yall or anyone else about my Hidden Angst™ no one would talk to me. some things are best kept personal, ya dig?

7. How far are you willing to go to see your greatest wish come true? What would you sacrifice? i dont really have a greatest wish, and if i did it would depend on what it is. but for basic outlines, the majority of my wish would have to take a toll on me, and it would just have to minorly inconvenience other people, no matter who they are. if i wanted something that bad id find a way to take the butt end of the stick always.

8. What do you hope your legacy will be and who will it be left to? jesus i just want to be remembered by the world. its one of my biggest goals to do something important enough that my name makes it into a textbook, even for a paragraph. i think this is why im such a tryhard? “lmao i needa legacy let me just fuckinnuuuuuuuhhhh be great at everything. thats a good plan.”

9. Weirdest pet peeve? i have so many obscure weird ones, so ill say 2. when i walk anywhere by feet have to touch the shaded part of the ground an even number of times and the light parts even and the half-shadowed parts even and the weird discoloured parts even. i even slow my walking pace or stop as a whole just so my feet are balanced, and im actively counting my steps. also, when i wash my hands i get super annoyed if i have like a bandaid on one finger/something that cant get wet and when i go to dry them, all my fingers are actively losing water on them except that one dry finger. i have to drip a couple drops of water on it and then dry it or else im uncomfortable the whole day.

10. If you had the chance to talk to somebody (be it a deceased acquaintance, an idol, a long lost friend… anyone really) for an hour, who would it be?   iiii uuhhhhh id want to talk to future me!! i wanna know if that bitch is still angsty and hopeless and i have to fix it or if i actually do cool things and i can narcissistically praise myself

11. Nap under the shade of a tree, or dancing in summer rain? hmm... i dont like sleeping on the ground outdoors due to paranoia (i have to be in a branch or a tent or something lmao what a pansy), so id have to go with summer rain. especially a thunder storm? at night? that sounds fucking awesome sign me up

questions and tags under the cut (Idiot Angletic decided itd be a good idea to NOT cut the questions she answered but leave? the tags cut? moron. boo)

QUestions:

1. What’s the funniest/dumbest thing you’ve ever done?

2. What’s your opinions on “cringey” fandoms? (ie. FNaF, undertale, cuphead, MLP, hetalia, etc.)

3. Do you consider yourself to be on optimist or a pessimist?

4. what youtubers/instagram comedians/other social media people are you subscribed to and actively watch?

5. What are some red flags you watch out for when making friends?

6. What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost/broken/stolen?

7. If anything, what would you change super mario’s catchphrase to?

8. Got any secret/hidden talents you want to share? if so, can you tell what they are?

9. what jokes/phrases have you seen online that you now incorporate into your daily speech?

10. If you could change one (1) thing in the world with the click of a button and have no consequences, what would it be? (you can do anything. want your fav fictional character to exist? there they are. being your fav. solve world hunger? bang. there it is. goth gf? there she is, crying in a bathroom stall)

11. What’s a movie/picture/quote etc. that never fails to make you laugh? Post the link!

I tag: (fuck i dont think i have 11 friends/know if those people would mind being tagged) @princess-of-anons @opalcat2004 @ghosty-flavoured @ask-queen-bowsette @mimillion @softest-orbs @almostsane-things @spacedimentio @damion1060 @nooonstop @mwg-7 oh, and @voldy-in-my-turban, my guy, if you wanna answer my questions feel free to lmao