#i am 100000% not used to writing n/sfw so lemme know if this is sum wack shit

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The Collector NSFW Alphabet

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He takes a moment to catch his breath, then rolls over. The most you’ll get is a semi-gentle cheek stroke or a swift kiss on the top on your head

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He doesn’t really have a favorite part of his body, although if he had to choose, it would probably be his arms. They’re toned, bone-crushing even, and it would be a lie to say he’s not at least a little proud. 

Oh his partner, it’s a strong tie between their thighs and neck. (Also tiddies if his partner is a girl tee hee).

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Here’s a little secret: Asa is quite the neat freak. Therefore, he doesn’t want it getting on his sheets AT ALL. That’s just a mess he doesn’t want to have to deal with. So most likely, he will opt to cum inside his partner or on their stomach/back.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a nasty habit of watching you when you’re changing. Not even that, he has a nasty habit of watching you in general. Even while you complete mundane, day-to-day tasks, he’ll steal a glance or two. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Lol.

He has a basic idea, he knows what goes where, but experience? Nah. However, that doesn’t stop him from acting like he’s an all knowing, dominant sex guru (a bit of a know it all, the arrogant bastard).

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He absolutely loves to hit it from the back, but missionary works too. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Serious, come on. 

I think it’s rare for this guy to be goofy even outside of the bedroom. To him, sex is no casual matter. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He keeps himself well trimmed and neat, but he grows hair like a beast so it’s a very tedious and annoying task for him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Unfortunately, he’s not the most romantic guy. He may try his best if he really cares, but it’s very unrealistic to hope for anything sweet from him.

You know that sex scene with Michael Shannon in The Shape of Water? Yeah, pretty much like that. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t do it often, it’s more of a biological need than an enjoyable act. He feels a bit strange, or even wrong indulging in self pleasure. When he does, it’s quick and to the point, he wants to finish as quick as possible. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Lingerie, blindfolds, and handcuffs (all on his partner)

Also eye contact? idk if that’s really a kink tho akdalsfl

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Bedroom periodt. Boring ass vanilla ass Asa ass thinks anywhere else is ridiculous and impractical. Once in while, if he’s in a good mood, you could talk him into doing it in the kitchen or his office. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Oof lot’s of things. But the biggest are when you act like a homemaker. Cleaning the house, making him dinner when he gets home, rubbing his shoulders after a grueling day of work, all of it sends him. In addition, he loses it when you act innocent.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing turns him off faster than degrading. It angers him, even. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

To be honest, he prefers to give. He likes having you under his control, a writhing mess of his doing. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Again, it depends on his mood. Most of the time, it’s rough. But every once in a while, he can be gentle. But that is a  r a r e  occasion. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He prefers quickies, honestly. He doesn’t have a lot of time on his hands so they’re just more convenient for him. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s open to experimentation if you make him think it’s his idea. He has to feel like he’s the boss and that he’s the one with brilliant ideas for the bedroom. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last a good amount of time, but can only go about one round.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No way. He wouldn’t even know what the things were until you introduced them to him. He would be hesitant at first, possibly even outright refusing. But as with most everything else, you can definitely get him to break eventually. 

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

It really depends on his mood (and on how tired he is). After a long day, he’ll just want to finish and be done. But when he has time, he loves to draw the act out as long as possible, and teasing usually plays a big part in that.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s relatively pretty quiet, although he can get reasonably loud as he gets closer to finishing. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Asa isn’t really capable of love, so any sexual act with him will definitely be driven solely by lust and the shocking fact that he hasn’t killed you. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s pretty modestly sized, maybe a bit above average in the girth department.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

The limit does not exist.

Unless he’s a lil sleepy or cranky uwu

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He K.O.’s like it’s freaking WWE smackdown