#i am BEGGING you

[eightyonefour]

lando threw oscar's shoe to the crowd after the shoey and oscar just bent in half laughing 😭😭😭

[heretherebedork]

23.5 is truly the show for autistic swag that knows no gender nor bounds

But also a romance with a chubby character? For real? One where he's treated not just as a joke but as a real person!?! Please? Pretty please? I am begging here.

Give this man the romance he deserves.

[scarlettohairdye]

So I was thinking about epithets yesterday and how when they're used well they really add to the work and when they're used poorly it feels like the author has thrown a cinderblock in front of you while you're moving at a brisk walk, and then I got floostered (flu vaxx and covid booster) and managed to edit this ugly but hopefully helpful flowchart together through my flooster fever.

The question I always come back to is, "How would I, as the viewpoint character, think about this other character?" I think about my wife by her name or her relationship to me. I don't think of her as "the blue-haired woman," or "the taller woman."

This obviously doesn't cover every single permutation of epithet use out there in the would, but if I can help one person avoid writing, "Scarlett walked into the kitchen, hungry and annoyed about it. The redheaded woman found she had no snacks and grumbled," it'll be worth it.

(This is not a callout post for anyone in particular. It's just intended as general writing advice, because I had to figure out a lot of this shit for myself when I first started telling stories!)

[aellivi]

Still figuring out how I want to draw this guy.

[runwhileyoucan]

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[whatamibutabutteredcroissant]

New meme format just dropped

[conkers-thecosy]

Not to be super confrontational, buuuuut... Richard Armitage did not spend 18 months of his life running about and fighting and doing stunts while carrying all that extra padding for folks to make Thorin skinny.

[girl-named-matty]

Sebastian: THERE'S A SPIDER! Ominis: Where?! Sebastian: KILL IT! Ominis: YOU SAW IT FIRST! Sebastian: YOU'RE THE MAN! *Cuts to Ominis wearing a dress* Ominis: SINCE WHEN?!

[starfruitsomething]

Hopes for s3

Neil please- PLEASE 🙏😭

[squidwujun]

please please please

[crimsonchili]

Cybird has my LIFE, if they make more Nokto moments like this one

[webvampzz]

ugghfhffh its so cold if only there was a boy to cuddle me and make me warm and give me his jacket and

[acotar-taylorsversion]

Another Little Rant

I'm sorry, but not everyone wants Lucien.

Not his court. Not his brothers. Not Tamlin. Not his mate.

Rhys only puts up with him for the sake of an alliance. And I think Feyre only keeps him around because of the friendship they once had. Azriel hates him and I don't think Cassian, Mor, and Amren care enough to about him to really say anything.

This is why he's finding his own place and home with the Band of Exiles. Hence the name.

Now, don't go thinking I hate Lucien. I can hear y'all now thinking I'm the worst person because I don't put him on a pedestal. I don't particularly care for him. I only see him being beneficial to Vassa's story, because I do think the small moments between them are cute and they might actually mean something. I'm convinced that this is one of the very few reasons why she has kept him around this long. I never found Lucien as this exciting, funny character. I almost put down acotar when it first came out because I found Tamlin boring and Lucien annoying and I was convinced Feyre was either gonna end up with the boring one or the annoying one (but then Rhys came along 🥰). The only thing that got me through the beginning of acomaf was because I could smell feysand from a mile away. And don't even get me started on the end of that book.

I don't see the appeal in elucien at all. I'm convinced the only reason people support that ship is because of the fact that they are mates and they have this unusual obsession with Lucien. Don't know why, honestly. I don't know how people can read where Elain literally loses her newfound boldness, shrinks into herself, and literally hides in the kitchen refusing to pour water in a cup to make him tea and think "omg I can't wait for them to fall in love 😍." Like, if Sarah makes them endgame then I will be convinced that she forgot about every other acotar book she has written. And don't say "well if you don't want to read about fated mates, don't read acotar." She's talking about rejecting the bond and exploring what happens after and who's the only other couple who hasn't accepted their bond yet? Yeah, that's right, Elain and Lucien. I can only assume it's gonna be them who reject the bond. And yes, that would mean Lucien not having his mate. But, you know what, he's a grown ass man and he's not the baby everyone treats him to be. "Poor baby Lucien, he'll be so heartbroken." "He deserves his mate, he deserves to be happy."

Like what about Elain? Eluciens don't care about Elain at all and nothing will ever convince me that they do. She has found her place in the Night Court with her sisters, and her new friends. She is happy there. She is finally accepting her new life now, and she's doing all of that without Lucien.

Sorry for the rant, y'all. I don't care if no one likes this or comments on this or anything. this is my blog and it is my safe place to express how I feel at certain moments.

And, please if you disagree with me, then by all means let me know. I'm open to any and all discussions.

[hadesoftheladies]

I think having hope that men will dedicate themselves to the liberation of women (even the mere understanding of their oppression) is genuinely fucking stupid and the downfall of all thinking and feeling women. it’s genuinely like telling me you believe in gender and faeries. your hope in men’s humanity will keep you a slave and potentially get you killed. doubt men. doubt they can ever be genuinely loyal to you. committed to your freedom. lose your faith. you must lose your faith in god to be free of him and the fear of him!

[schnuffel-danny]

My art piece for the @ecto-implosion event!

This art has an absolutely amazing accompanying fic by @moipale

Please go check the fic out! I cannot begin to express how honored I am to have a drawing of mine associated with such a wonderful piece of writing <3 I'm honestly still processing the after-shock of reading it, so go give them kudos!!!

[breakingstanding]

Desperately need to see Eloise Bridgerton in a suit