#i am back

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Jester, pointing to the bedroom: this is where we frick-frack

Fjord, pointing to the kitchen: this is where we snick-snack

Beau, pointing to the living room: this is where we kick-back

Veth, pointing to the bathroom: this is where we shit-shat

Yasha, pointing to the couch: this is where we chit-chat

Caleb, pointing to the computer: this is where we klick-klack

Caduceus, pointing to the shelf: and this is where we knick-knack

Kingsley:

Kingsley: what the actual fuck

[cheatsykoopa98]

"I will love you forever"

HELP ME WITH COMMISSIONS AND DONATIONS TO BUY MEDS

[jaennie]

miss jennie kim

[ladykeyleth]

Sorry, I didn't mean to make everybody worry. I just needed to be alone for a little bit. This is the second time you all have trotted through these woods to save me.

[alexsoenomel]

Random Joel Miller Headcanons:

Joel was an early bird, always had been, so naturally he would wake up before you to make breakfast and coffee.

He liked taking care of you. He was a man of a few words; didn't say much, but his actions spoke louder than words.

He liked when you would play with his hair whenever he couldn't sleep and you liked the way his soft gray locks felt between your fingers.

He was not the one to tell you what to do, but he would sometimes get very protective, like a guard dog, to the point where he would forget you were in fact an adult. He would try to control you, tell you what you can and can't do, but it never worked with you. It would always end with you telling him to fuck off.

Joel loved teaching you how to play guitar. He loved watching you as you would get lost and bit your lower lip as you tried to play a simple note. He thought you were cute whenever you would get frustrated.

Bickering, lots and lots of bickering. He was twice your age and you enjoyed reminding him of that.

"Not bad for a man in his 70s," you told him once, panting and covered in sweat after multiple orgasms he gave you.

"I'm 56, dumbass," he told you, trying to catch his breath.

"Perv," you teased.

"Oh, fuck off."

He would wake up in the morning because of you, he would try to live and not just survive because of you. Everything he would now do, he would do it because of you.

You loved to snuggle with him, especially during winter, because that man was a walking, taking heather.

Music. He loved sharing his favorite songs with you. You loved how excited he would get, when you actually knew the song.

Showering together; the purest form of intimacy. You loved washing his hair and he loved washing yours. He loved feeling your body under his rough fingertips.

Night drives. You loved watching him drive and the silence of the night, so every once in a while you would go on a drive in the middle of the night, listening to music, eating junk food under the stars, or you would pull over to the side of the road and fuck. Handprints all over foggy windows were a regular occurrence.

Animalistic sex. He loved making you scream in pleasure to the point where you couldn't take it anymore. He loved making you his in every position, location and at any given time. Biting, sucking, scratching -- he loved everything. Age was just a number in his ID; that man fucked like he was in his 20s.

He loved hearing you whimper and fall apart under him. He loved the way you would forget everything but the sound of his name whenever he would fuck you.

Slow sensual sex. Even though he loved fucking you senseless he also loved making love to you. He loved worshipping every inch of your body, taking his sweet time, teasing you until you couldn't take it anymore. He loved the way you would look at him. He was aware how much he was loved by you, but still thought he didn't deserve it.

Kissing. That man loved to kiss. Your neck was his favorite spot. You loved to bite his lower lip, just to tease him, since he would always get hard from it. He loved the way you would play with his lip between your teeth.

"Stop biting me, we are in public."

"Make me."

The first time he told you he loved you was in the bedroom. His guard was down, he was pounding in and out of you slowly as you were digging your nails into his shoulder blades. He still had no idea why he said it, but there was something about you that day. You were completely lost in him, telling him how good he was, how handsome he looked and how he made you feel so so good. He couldn't help himself. He whispered a soft I love you into your ear before you came, moaning his name over and over. "I love you too, handsome," you told him before kissing him. He would never forget it.

Enjoy me being delulu y 'all. Still struggling to write and feeling like shit. Hopefully it will pass soon, it's quite annoying.

[kers-seeri]

🖌️INKtobertale DAY 1 - Ink (warm-up) 🖌️

(Ink Sans belongs to @comyet )

h o w d y

I'm back🍒

It's my favorite month and the best to start drawing again >:D

How have you been?

[dovewingkinnie]

part 7 to the stitched au (i have returned to it after a few months hello) (previous part) (first part)

[alexc1ting]

old xian’snew official art: 画了一张影棚 里的贺天和莫仔~

I drew a picture of He Tian and Little Mo in the studio~

[simplybarbie]

[nomatopeya]

"Functional" eye

[javadoodles404]

Since twt sucks even more now, I will be trying to move back here 💕

[magnoliasandarson]

ignorance is most definitely not bliss

Dick: why didn't you come home? Jason: this was never my home. Dick: don't be stupid, jay, this was always your home. Jason: was it? maybe you don't remember, but you never wanted me here. Dick: and i've hated myself for years because of it, little wing. you were- are my baby brother. Jason: too little too late, dickhead. Dick: don't you think i know that? don't you think that just maybe it's not everyone against you- Jason: none of you cared when the joker killed me. i read the paper, you weren't even there for my funeral- Dick: i didn't even know you ran away! i was off world!

Jason: always the hero, huh, golden boy? Dick: you don't get to give me that shit, i killed the joker! Jason: you fucking what? Dick: i beat him to death, just like he did to you! Jason: then why, exactly, is the fucker still killin people? Dick: bat- bruce resuscitated him. but he was dead. i swear. Jason: you mean to tell me that that fuckin hypocrite left me to bleed out when i tried to kill the joker and nothing happened to you? Dick: what do you mean he left you to bleed out? Jason: don't act like you didn't know that batfuck tried to send me back to hell the hard way. bet you all laughed when he told you, just stickin' the zombie back where he goes. Dick: jay, listen to me, i swear on my parent's graves i didn't know- Jason: bullshit. just cuz 'm not a bat doesn't mean i don't know 'bout oracle. Dick: jason, please i swear, we didn't know! Jason: doesn't matter. 's like i said. too little too fuckin late.

[themaraudersconstellation]

barty and evan both agreed that if they have the oppurtunity to have a threesome with regulus they absolutely will

[alicentsgf]

team black confused because all the marketing for season 2 is alicent and rhaenyra and not aegon and rhaenyra just proves me to me they really absolutely totally did in fact miss the entire point. as we suspected.

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Am back from my vacation!! and i brougt something back! New pronoun alert! Put it on the pronoun pile!

[cowtiekentos]

BARBARIAN (2022) dir. Zach Cregger