Hey, since I've been hyperfixated on and off on Willy Wonka for years now, and maybe there's a bigger crowd now for this character, here are some headcanons (and maybe some kinda canon stuff) I wrote down a while back !!! (I'm very normal about him, I swear. Also I like to add bits of myself to my fave characters so if it's cringe then so be it.)
Spends way too much time in the Wonkavator, nyooming around the factory whenever he has free time
Took a long break from candy making
- Learnt a bunch of languages, probably made one or two up too
- Learnt a bunch of different instruments
- He just likes to learn new stuff all the time, give him any fun facts and he'll stare at you like the autism creature
Starved from any sort of human interaction, please someone hold him
Allergic to dogs
On a similar note: invented chocolate that dogs can eat
- Has yet to figure out a way to make the chocolate make the dogs hypoallergenic
- I think it would be funny to say that his favourite dogs are chocolate labs
Asexual and maybe a little gay, who knows
And autistic
- C'mon man, look at him.
Type of guy to never chew on chocolate, he lets it melt in his mouth
Misophonia haver
Incredibly naïve when he was younger, immense trust issues when he’s older
- That candy making career sure broke a man !!!
I would personally like to thank all the gen x and elder millennials who allowed me to be the “kid” in all of my favorite fandom spaces 15+ years ago because lord knows if I was anything like the youth in some of my newer fandoms I should have been blocked by at least 2/3 of my faves
growing up on diff kpop gens with my younger sister this is wild bc her le sserafim/nwjns/illit/kiof was my snsd/aoa/apink/girls' day/exid/gfriend/rv :( 4th/5th gen vs 2nd/3rd gen have CRAZY different energies it's fascinating
buck and the couch metaphor but instead of us all thinking eddie’s couch will become a bigger thing after 6x12 it’s actually bucks new couch that turns into the relationship metaphor after buck and eddie come back from the poker game a little too tipsy and very into each other after their undercover acting went a little too far and they ended up kissing - only reason they didn’t go to eddie’s was because carla was home looking after christopher.
Everytime I play Disco Elysium the ghost of Harry Du Bois takes over my body like I'm nothing more than a mere vessel and uses it to harass working class women, dig through trashcans and continuously spout his undying love for Lt. Kim Kitsuragi
Ghosts finale hurt me so bad I am going to rewatch double life ranchers pov (specifically tango's because I have never seen it before????? how???)
AND I JUST REALISED TANGO AND JIMMY ARE STOOD NEXT TO EACH OTHER?? AHH the unintentional foreshadowing from 2 people who were almost strangers with how little they interacted before this
tired of being called inconsiderate and rude the second I say something thats not exactly in a nice tone when my brain is working 3× more to be considerate of everyone and everything else 99% of the time.