#i am going to lose it

[pupownerlover]

Why do boys look so cute with something in their butt? They make such pretty faces and get so drippy. It makes me want to eat them up. 🥺

[wideminded-dreamer]

the trail of sweat rolling down his cheek???

i am going to eat glass

[thefabulousfab-3]

I just watched a video where someone said that the hunger games is “conservative propaganda”. Media literacy is truly dead.

[borkthemork]

Willow didn’t know Hunter and Luz were under illusions, so this show really did just give us two scenes where Willow had to divert her powers away to protect “him” and then out of anyone in the group immediately started bolting towards the airship.

[steveshairychest]

Steve wearing Eddie's vest makes me kick my legs and giggle like an idiot and I just know Eddie feels the same way

[queer-reader-07]

place your bets now folks, will i make it through the week? because i have a chemistry exam tomorrow, a calculus project due tonight, 4 fucking peer reviews due by friday (2 of which i can't do because people didn't submit their essays??), and an asynchronous lab i need to find time for

[galaxy-of-me]

rei was so convinced that miri tripping was entirely his fault bc every time he tries to make an effort to b better he ends up failing and making it worse anyway. he is convinced he ruins everything he touches :(

[piratessmpnpcs]

☆°~ uhmmm npc update

Hook fucking died

[pool-core]

[theeconfession]

talk to me!! talk to me!! BUCK!

[bigdsgirl]

the pinky hold in the elevator, I am SCREAMING!!!!

[wideminded-dreamer]

check on your josh lane friends today, we’re all gonna end up institutionalized

[galacticnovie]

So I was working on a different piece for today when I had to go to class. When I got back, my computer had decided it was going to stop working AGAIN.

The insurance company did absolutely nothing the last time we sent it in. So much for the warranty. So we're going to look into a technician that's closer by and hopefully get through this much faster than last time. But you get to enjoy the results of my crumbling sanity in the meantime.

To rub salt in the wound I was planning on picking Failed Ruler AU back up. So much for that happening in a timely manner.

[vermithorn]

aegon on the iron throne after getting pegged all night. it’s already so insanely uncomfortable and near impossible to sit on but it’s both so much worse because it’s sore and so much better because the pain just brings him back to last night and yeah his hips and ass hurt but worth it. also hhhhhz aegon sitting on the iron throne w a butt plug it. being constantly reminded in the small council that yeah he’s the king but he’s your bitch. shifting around to try and get more comfortable but it just presses deeper and deeper into him. sitting on the throne and trying to cross his legs so no one can see his erection.

aegon being obsessed with his wife’s wet nurse.. constantly pestering at her when she’s not w his kids and all but demanding her time & attention because he deserves to be treated like a baby!! her coming over after helping helaena and aegon being so needy, pulling at her skirts to get her closer and instantly tugging at the top of her blouse (all while being told to put his hands down and behave because he’s just a greedy brat!). aegon all curled up in their lap nursing & calming down after being a prat all day.

can’t believe i’m saying this this is so insanely horny but as always ur the only one on this site who gets it. this it’s been a pleasure i love u goodbye!

DO NOT LEAVE U R NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE

bro this is horny posting in a whole new level!?!?!?

okay so lets get this to another level too, modern!aegon silly goofy frat boy who just doesn’t fit the house??? bro is smaller and rounder than everyone else,,, even his baby brother is taller than him so he has that,,, so what does he have?????? bro has the sex drive of a fucking bonobo (chimpanzee for y’all) GRRRRRR HE WANTS TO HAVE YOU SO BAD???? frat parties are his time to get totally intoxicated and gather the courage to speak to you? you are above his level, you probably have to lower your standards to the minimum to meet him there ..,,, okay say somehow he has pulled you,,, bro is CLUELESS???? he fucked before, he KNOWS THE BASICS,, but why you make him so nervous??? he’s probably one second away from puking on top of you,,, so you give him (1) more chance to make it up for you, but he HAS to be sober for this,,, he’s going insane!!1!1!1 bro somehow enters your apartment and it’s on his knees for you, because he is YOUR BITCH at the end of the day <3 after that he leaves the frat because they suck and his brother sucks too,, he’s far too busy following you around campus and doing anything you want <3

i got carried away..,, u did this to me

[circus-of-rats]

losers.

[sexy-pigeon]

and then