Hiya there! Have a question for ya!
Do you have any songs recommendations for Laughingstock? It’d be very appreciated!
Also it would be a lot nicer if it’s from 60s-70s, thanks! :-)
click down below to see the songs (most of them are from 60s-70s but you have to search the links up):
THERE ARE MORE SONGS I WANT TO LINK.. but tumblr only allow 10 videos linked :( sorry! MOST OF IT DOWN HERE ARE OLDIE SONGS I THINK just search it up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OZeYs8Zwkwk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q_ZUhJ33X80
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5PjDQOPrHJA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ecYODWy-dgU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ctq6jRxghS4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu4L3YymOuU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6okxuiiHx2w
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0BysbKV9Stg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FHT3xNYZU8o
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CKTOvHw8qFM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z-2_OstpR5c
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XTKn5fTBGeQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DbxOmAsowd0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AiIBKcd4m5Q
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YW04R2KHqec
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dvVX88KX37c
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GOj_TJufKD0
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Bowser and Luigi Incorrect Quotes Because Why Not Honestly
Luigi, handing a balloon to Bowser: I have no soul. Have a good day!
Bowser, walking off: I don't have one either.
Luigi: Bowser, I need some advice.
Bowser: You need advice from ME?
Luigi: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
Luigi: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Bowser: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Luigi: You don’t have to wear…
Bowser: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Bowser: I made tea.
Luigi: I don't want tea.
Bowser: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Luigi: Then why did you tell me?
Bowser: It's a conversation starter.
Luigi: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Bowser: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
Luigi: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Bowser: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Bowser: Luigi and I are no longer dating.
Luigi: Bowser, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
Luigi: *is visibly upset*
Bowser: Luigi, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Luigi: You don't know anything about me!
Bowser: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
Bowser: You don't know anything about me!
Luigi: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
Bowser: A decision had to be made.
Luigi: And you fucked it up!
Luigi: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Bowser: Making four accounts.
Luigi, tearing up: Really...?
Bowser: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Luigi: Not by the law!
Luigi: Bowser is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.
Luigi: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Bowser: I wrote you a poem.
Luigi, already crying: You did?
Bowser: Love makes people do stupid things.
Luigi: I love everything!
Bowser: That explains a lot.
Luigi: Hey.
Bowser: Hey?
Luigi: I can't sleep. :/
Bowser: I can. Goodnight.
Luigi: Bowser, you need to react when people cry!
Bowser: I did. I rolled my eyes.
Bowser, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Luigi, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
Bowser: You're violent.
Luigi: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
Bowser: Do you have a self-care routine?
Luigi: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
Luigi: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.
Bowser: Thank god.
Luigi: So I was just having a conversation with Bowser about Star Wars; particularly, about the choice of architecture. The amount of people who die from falling down bottomless pits is TOO DAMN HIGH! Like, who designs architecture like this? Catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever, just zigging and zagging through enormous voids. Giant holes to nowhere!
Bowser: It's by design. It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time.
Luigi: Like... who the fuck put this hole here???? And why????
Bowser: Exhaust?
Luigi: Darth Maul falls down a hole, Palpatine falls down a hole, Solo falls down a hole, everyone falls down a hole! Star Wars universe needs OSHA.
Bowser: Luke falls down a hole, Boba Fett falls down a hole…
Luigi: Yes, yes, I forgot about those! R2-D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon after he fixes the hyperdrive.
Bowser: We're onto something here!
Luigi: Obi-Wan almost falls down a hole.
Bowser: C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty close to falling down a hole.
Luigi: His lightsaber does though.
Bowser: *thinks hard about what other Star Wars Characters fall down holes*
Luigi: What if the hole is symbolic? The hole represents the dark side.
Bowser: Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side.
Luigi: Fair point.
(^ ive litterally never seen that before in my life, so i thought it was funny. but like- imagine they're talking ab Bowser's Castle design.)
Bowser: If by any chance Luigi should attack, just start calmly talking about anything.
Luigi: Bowser told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
Bowser: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Luigi: No, well, actually, it is.
Bowser: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.
Bowser, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Luigi: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Bowser: I absolutely fucking do not.
Bowser: What is this!?
Luigi: That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Bowser: Ow! Make it stop!
Luigi: Surrender to your kindness, Bowser. It’s nice to be nice.
Bowser: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
Bowser: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Luigi: Killed without hesitation.
Bowser: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Luigi: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
Luigi: How many children do you have?
Bowser: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
Luigi: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Bowser: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Luigi: ...
Luigi: You mean ring bearER, right?
Bowser: ...
Luigi: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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