#i am not tagging everyone thats here love and light

[hobgobbin]

Opinions on the God of War men

[wildlife4life]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday

*A nylon gloved hand reaches out of a dark hole that smells like toothpaste and medical grade cleaner. In its trembling fingers is a wrinkled torn out note page. At the top there are crossed out chart notes and below that are the words NFL Buck snippet*

I LIVE!!!!!!!!! What up my buddie peeps? Making a surprise NFL Buck tidbit drop between studying and having my fingers in people's mouths (I am not a crazy person, I am in Dental Assisting school and doing my clinical rounds). The writing beans woke up for once and I had to share! But this does not mean a new chapter is going to drop any time soon. I am nearing the end of my schooling, on top of being a mom and running a household, so the time to actually sit and write, and have the writing beans working is very rare these days. BUT! NFL Buck is still in the works and another chapter is coming, just need to be patient with me. To those who are being patient and have stuck around for this fic, thank you.

Tagged by the super lovely and super talented @spaceprincessem. I am ever patient and beyond excited for your upcoming mockingjay buddie fic!

"Drinks are on me tonight." Eddie states firmly before Chimney could finishing reaching back for his wallet. The older man looks back and does a mental count of everyone that came along after their very rough shift and can't hide his small wince, "You sure Diaz? Including Athena, thats 10 weary firefighter bar tabs you'll be covering." And Chimney knows better than most how much just one thirsty civil servant can put away, let alone 10. Eddie shrugs one shoulder and gives him a small smirk, "Oh yea. I mean technically drinks are on Buck tonight, as thanks for saving me after the whole 'reckless spider-man' routine." His right hand throws up air quotes while his left is pulling his wallet from the back pocket of his jeans. Gifting an expensive coffee machine for the firehouse was one thing and knowing the basic financial logistics of Eddie's upcoming birthday golf trip was another. But having the funds on hand for an on the whim night out with several thirsty hard working men and women, was tipping onto the side of skeptical. And Chimney needed to voice it. "Doesn't he have an expensive birthday trip for you to save up for?" Chim quirks an eyebrow. The Texas native's smirk broadens. Instead of vocally answering him, Eddie opens his wallet and pulls out a fucking black American Express card. Chimney's jaw literally drops, as the bar lights reflect off the silver EDMUNDO DIAZ stamped at the bottom. Next to him, Hen audibly gasps before quickly collecting herself and shouting out, "118, drinks are on Diaz!" And is immediately met with loud hollers and cheers. Rich man Diaz laughs loud and reaches past a still stunned Chimney to hand the prized card to the wide eyed bar tender. In a hook and ladder joint, a card like Eddie's has probably never even come close to even the block of the bar and Chimney's only seen a black Amex in movies and tv shows. "No restrictions." Eddie tells the bar tender, "And I'll start with whatever IPA is on tap." He looks back at Chimney, "What'll have Han?" And folds up his fucking Burberry leather wallet before sliding it back into his back pocket.

For those who are not familiar with this fic, please go check the first two chapters of Three Taps for the Lombardi. All other snippets and posts for NFL Buck can be found here. Warning, there are a lot! Hope you enjoyed!

Tagging (no pressure!): @hippolotamus @dangerpronebuddie @daffi-990 @tizniz @rainbow-nerdss

@elvensorceress @monsterrae1 @eddiebabygirldiaz @lonelychicago @spotsandsocks

@diazheartsbuckley @diazsdimples @exhuastedpigeon @cal-daisies-and-briars @watchyourbuck

@glorious-spoon @prosperdemeter2 @bekkachaos @tidesreach @kitteneddiediaz

@eddiestummy @aroeddiediaz @lemonzestywrites @bi-buck-coded @lover-of-mine

@beyourownanchor6 @honestlydarkprincess @bucks-daddy-issues @inell

@pansysgothgf @smilingbuckley

[juyomiao]

Only ONE - sung hanbin x gn!reader

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17 ☆ love bomb

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chapter warnings : boring , chae threatens hanbin's life at some point , ynbin being so sweet n healthy its sickening

☆ note: aaand with this very boring n underwhelming chapter , only one finally comes to an end (not all hope is lost , tho , as much as i hated writing it at times im so emotionally attached to this series i might consider a little epilogue/spin-off chapter) . AND i managed to squeeze in the haoyn beef explanation ?? tbh when i first posted it i kind of expected it to do fairly well (the boys planet smau writers demographic was like 10 ppl at best back then) but i did not expect it to do this well n singlehandedly gain me almost 500 followers . thats crazy insane bonkers . why am i getting kind of emotional writing this i dont think listening to light the way by cravity was a good idea . anyways , im sorry by the end of it i kind of lost the 'spark' that made this fic good - i couldn't even get to 20 chapters ffs - writing it was more of a chore than a fun little hobby for me n at times it made me genuinely anxious to the point of crying/getting nauseous . yes user li juyomiao is fucking insane but hey ! im alright now i promise ! jumping right into another series is probably not the smartest thing to do but im so excited abt it n i really really want to branch out into writing for other groups n the idea i had was so so good ,, i'll learn from my mistakes n write a few chapters in advance so i can take it easy n not pressure myself , tho :] thank u to everyone who supported only one until its very last chapter !! this authors note is long asf so if u read it all heres a dumpling for u my lovelies 🥟 thats it , li out‼️‼️ (im fr getting emotional good lord help me)

☆ SYNOPSIS: sung hanbin is everyone's dream guy: perfect grades, perfect looks, perfect personality, he has it all. he's even class AND student council president! everyone loves him, and you, as his vice-president, are no exception to that. having been in love with him since you were 12, you try to tone down your feelings "for the sake of professionalism" and claim it's simple admiration for someone who objectively has no flaws. but there is one small detail you missed, in all these years admiring him: he has an even bigger crush on you.

☆ TAGLIST: (italics = couldn't tag) @hananovi @soobeaniee @idkwatodoanymore @huipinkhair @homohoons @rikitachquita @lethalvenus @sunoksunny @tocupid @deafeningtyrantmilkshake @winteringdream @ikeryn @ilovechanhee @thesiriusmap @heelanat @baekstans @blaycke @vernonfernandez @8turning @yeolsbestie @asteroidchenle @hvnyujiq @hikyeom @r4innoms @enhypen-scholarship @sulkygyu @meowrinz @rikimylove @ridinhyuck @lumixen @neohyxn @ceanairy @beomibeom @cherriegyu @sunwcloud @k4hzuhas @annoyingbitch83 @stickersim @dreamyyn @anawesomeaquatic @softforjungwoo @utopiakys @247hrs @sunswoonie @minhui896 @chanhee-hee @nxurxn @peachysohn @kpoprhia @haesunflower

[yuyan]

The art of love

Kaveh x gn!reader (highschool au)

Fluff, angst, hurt/comfort

Tags: artistic/academic reader, bickering, academic rivals to lovers (but art class), Kaveh can't write essays, sumeru classes = honour classes, mild swearing

"Her nose is a little off-centre," you said absentmindedly.

"I know!" Kaveh said, "I'm fixing it."

"Just saying," you said in a sing-song voice.

"Shut up and focus on your own painting."

You let out a laugh and continued painting the hair of your character. Art class would be a peaceful class with the lo-fi music the teacher plays and quiet chattering as ambient noise, if it wasn't for the two of you's constant bickering.

"Thats not how you paint hair," Kaveh said, side-eyeing your piece.

"I'm literally blocking in the shadows. It's nowhere near done," you replied, agitation seeping into your voice.

"Weeeeeeeell, if you ever need help, I'm always here," Kaveh said. The light and cheery tone was clearly mocking you and made you want to pluck his hair out. "After all, I am the only one here who truly likes art," he added, swiping baby pink paint on your right cheek and leaning in so close, you'd kiss if you moved even a millimetre in the wrong direction.

Suddenly, he fell back, off his chair and many eyes gazed at the two of you. You still had your arm extended from when you shoved him away from you and Kaveh was on the ground, a little stunned.

"Aww are you blushing?" Kaveh mocked, referring to the paint still on your cheeks. "You know it's quite rude to push someone, believe it or not, this elite academy's uniform is quite expensive. Though it probably isn't worth a dime in your eyes," he mumbled the last part.

You wiped the paint off your cheeks aggressively while Kaveh picked himself up from the floor.

"You too!" the teacher yelled,"I don't care what's going on between the two of you but it needs to stop, you're both sumeru students for archon's sake!"

"But-" Kaveh dropped his head and just nodded, stopping himself while you simply ignored the teacher and turned to face your painting.

The two of you were the only sumeru students in your art class. Your other "scholarly" classmates had left when they got chance, talking about how "art's a waste of time anyways" or "I have other more important things to do." They probably gave your head teacher so much of a headache that she just let them change. Poor Ms Nahida. Most of the students in your art class were from the mondstat and Inazuma stream with some from Fontaine as well.

"You know you can just quit like all of our other academic classmates, are you just doing art to prove you're better or more cultured than them?" Kaveh asked. "It's no point, they think it's useless and I hate people like you who do it even though they don't like it. Go back to them and receive praise for being top of the class like a dog again." ("Class" refers to the sumeru stream which has roughly 150 students—your grade alone—and is the top 14.29%)

"Who says I don't like art?" you replied coldly.

"Well-"

"If you payed attention in language arts, you'd know it's a rhetorical question," you cut him off. "Anyways, why would I want to go back to them? They're stupid anyways."

"After you finish your painting, please write an essay on it, it'll be 50% of you final grade," the teacher announced.

Kaveh groaned. Hearing the bell ring you packed up and left for lunch.

The cafeteria was bustling with noise. Everyone excitedly talking to their friends, exchanging gossip or complaining about the huge load of work they had. Most sumeru students came into the cafeteria and left, too busy perfecting their assignments or doing an extra research project either for fun or extra credit. It wasn't uncommon to see students score above 95% in the sumeru stream so to be the top of the class

"I'm gonna fail," Kaveh said, slumping across the table.

"I'm sure you won't, art is your best subject after all," Tighnari reassured, eating his lunch.

"We have to write and essay and last time we did that, I just passed!" Kaveh shouted. "It dragged my overall grade to a B!"

"Stop shouting, you're so loud," Alhaithem said, turning the next page if his textbook.

Kaveh's biggest weakness were essays, analytical essays. He could analyse just fine and find the meaning easily but his structure, poor vocab and ability to never know how to write and explain something, led to him only just passing because of his analysing skills. To anyone else in the elite academy, Teyvat high, his skills would actually be quite good but he was in the sumeru stream and to get into a special architecture degree in the university of teyvat, he'd have to suffer in the sumeru stream. Unfortunate.

"Just ask (name), they're in your art class and is top of our grade," Cyno said. "And-"

"If you say one more horrible joke, I'm going to throw you out of this cafeteria," Tighnari warned.

"Fine..." Cyno said.

"Like they'd ever want to help," Kaveh said, "plus, I hate them."

"Don't you have a crush on them?" Alhaithem said.

"Shut up!" Kaveh shouted, "as if!"

Cyno raised one of his eyebrows while Tighnari mumbled a "whatever you say."

"I don't like them like that, they're just..."

~

"Cute? I guess but," you pondered, trying to find the right words.

"Oh so you do like him," Dehya smirked.

"Omg! (Name) has a crush on Kaveh!" Nilou squealed, all giddy. "How cute!"

"As if," you said, rolling your eyes. "And you didn't even let me finish my sentence! I can't find the right words for it," you said, the memory of this morning flashing in your mind. "Annoying? Yes but no...Dumb? No not really...Ah! Obnoxious!"

Your friends' eyes slightly widened, their eyes fixated on whatever or whoever was behind you. Swiftly, you turned around, only to see kaveh.

"Well hello to you too," he huffed.

"What is it?" you asked.

"Could you help me with the art essay and in return I'll... I'll leave you alone?" His heart ached at the sight of the twinkle in your eyes when he mentioned the last part.

You thought back to art class. You had left in such a hurry when the bell rang, you forgot your pencil case. When you had went back to go get it, you heard voices coming from inside the classroom.

"Kaveh, you have to lift your grades," your teacher said. Kaveh merely nodded. "You have so much potential but your writing grade keeps dragging you down, please put an effort to improve it this time?" You saw Kaveh clench his fists as his whole body stiffened. You couldn't see his face but the look on your teacher's was a disappointed one.

You'd seen Kaveh poor his heart into every essay whether in art class or not and he'd always just pass. It was like nothing he did could get him over that C. Stepping back from the doorway, you watched Kaveh come out with hot, angry tear in his eyes. He hadn't even notice you and just stormed off to the cafeteria. As soon as he came out, you went in, greeting the teacher, took your pencil case and left.

The journey to the cafeteria wasn't long but it had you thinking. Should you ask if Kaveh wants help? Or would he see it as condescending? You two clearly weren't on the best terms.

Coming back to reality, you nodded and you saw a soft smile grace Kaveh's lips. "You have my number, does the library after school work for you?" you asked.

"Ah yes," Kaveh said, smiling like an idiot.

You had Kavehs's number since he was friends with your friends and you all exchanged numbers but the encounters after that weren't the most pleasent to say the least.

The day went by fast and with the final ring of the bell, you made your way to the library, shooting Kaveh a text when you reached there. The library was two stories and with endless categories and books from fantasy to ancient languages. You secured a small booth in the corner of the library. It has a whiteboard to the left, a decent table that had a comfortable booth seat on each side.

"Hi," Kaveh greeted.

"Hi, let's start?" you asked.

Kaveh nodded in response.

You two started to plan each of your essays, discussing the meaning behind both you and kaveh's painting. The atmosphere was tense and you held you tongue for the sake of a civil study session. Kaveh accepted each tip you gave him, begrudgingly.

The study break ended 20 minutes ago. Refining your plan, you scribbled notes down to the sound of kaveh's typing. You looked up, only to see Kaveh still texting away. He'd been text for half an hour now and each time you told him to stop, he'd just say "I'm almost done."

"What is so important that has you texting for the last half an hour?" you asked, rather impatiently.

"Nothing, just heard that Sam got her hair pulled out." Kaveh said, putting his phone down. (I'm sorry if your name is Sam)

"She got into ankther fight?"

"Yep."

"Serves her right, she's always been a bitch."

Kaveh laughed and you tilted your head to the side, a smile creeping onto your own face.

"Would you like to hear how it happened?" Kaveh asked.

"Yeah, that girl has been causing drama since her first day. Of course I want to know how karma caught up with her," you said.

"Ok, so..."

Time pasted fast as the two of you gossiped and chatted, work casted aside. Playful insults were thrown carelessly and eventually the librarian had to kick the two of you out because it was closing time.

The next day rolled around and both of you found yourself working on your essays, starting the first draft. Typing away, words flowed as you wrote about the composition, line quality and colours used in your piece. Finishing the first draft, you sighed as you saved it and glanced over to Kaveh who was dead asleep.

"I knew this would happend," you muttered. Your grey cotton blanket covered him while you snuck a small pillow under his head, careful not to wake him.

In return, you took his laptop and found he'd finish your first draft before you so you started editing it. Making little notes with the comments feature and giving feedback to pass the time.

"Hmm...how long have I been asleep for?" Kaveh asked, sturing from his slumber.

"Good morning sleeping beauty, you've been sleeping for just over an hour," you said, neatly placing your books and pencil case back into your bag. Kaveh watched you pack up intently. His eyes were still droopy with exhausten and his hair was fluffy and messed up. "I was going to wake you after I finished packing up but I guess there's no need."

You gave a sweet smile that made Kaveh melt into a puddle of water. He couldn't stand how adorable and innocent your smile was and how your eyes reflected it. The slight rosy tint to your cheeks was all it took for Kaveh to want to squish them and pepper them with kisses. He swore over and over again that he wouldn't fall in love with you no matter what he did yet here he was, completely whipped. Simp was an understatement.

"I also finished editing your essay and made notes on what I changed gave feedback so you can refer to it in the future," you said,"if you don't understand it, I can explain it tomorrow but I have to go now so bye." You saved and took your leave.

"Oh, oh ok, bye," Kaveh said, waving back with one hand while the other rubbed his sleepy eye.

Two weeks had gone by, the two of you either meeting everyday after school or the day after if it one couldn't make it. A week after your final meeting, all assignments and exams had been completed and handed in. Everyone let out a sigh of relief as the final week before summer holidays arrived. The final week was mostly preparation for next semester's topics, cleaning up and receiving marks back.

It'd been a week since Kaveh last spoke or argued with you. With the two of you sharing every class except one elective, it was easy to spot the two of you arguing with each other. Whether it was malicious or playful, no one really knew. The two of you didn't even know but an unsettling peace had made itself home in your classes. One that unsettled everyone because it must've meant something really bad happend, right?

You saw Kaveh receive his score on his essay, the look on his face showed he was estatic. In an instant he looked at you with a big heart-warming smile that made you smile even on your worst days but then he shut his mouth as if he remembered something and reluctantly turned away. It made your heart ache and all you wanted to do was scream at him that he didn't have to ignore you, despite the promise he made.

Kaveh: I got a full score!

Tighnari: Congrats!

Cyno: Nice, did you tell (name)?

Kaveh: Oh um...

Alhaithem: Did you forget Kaveh said he'd leave (name) alone if they helped them?

Alhaithem: Good job on your essay Kaveh.

Kaveh: Thanks

Cyno: Sorry, it slipped my mind.

Kaveh: Its fine.

Alhaithem: Well if that's all, stop texting in class, there's still ten minutes left.

Kaveh: Art teacher doesn't care and you're texting in class too!

(Read by Alhaithem, cyno and tighnari)

Kaveh: Don't leave me on read! Urgh!

Throughout the day, you caught Kaveh glance at you from across the class multiple times. Each time, his eyes would widened slightly and he'd whip his head back so fast you thought it might fall off one day. What you didn't notice was the small pout on his lips as he continued taking notes and the bright red that dusted his cheeks and ears.

Everytime you approached, he'd walk away. If you walked in the same room as him and he couldn't escape, he'd talk to someone, making small talk.

"What if he's seeing someone else and moved on already!" Nilou shouted from you left.

"Thats not helping nilou and I doubt that loverboy would move on so quickly," Dehya said from your right while you shrunk.

"Sorry," Nilou said.

"Its fine," you said, pressing the button underneath the traffic light. "This is where I part," you said with a smile,"Ill see you two tomorrow."

"Oh ok bye (name)!" Nilou said.

"See ya," Dehya called out, already walking the other direction.

"Hey wait Dehya! Wait for me!" Nilou shouted, chasing after her.

You looked to the ground and wondered for a moment. Kaveh had been ignoring you purposely and you even tried leaving a note one time on his desk saying you wanted to talk. Perhaps he really didn't like you and just said he'd leave you alone because he thought itd been a win-win for the both of you. Killing two birds with one stone. Getting a high score and also never having to talk to you ever again. Before you knew it, small tears escaped your eyes and you sniffed while furiously wiping the tears away. "No, no that can't be true. I-" words got caught in your throat. Words that wouldn't have been spoken to anyone in particular. The traffic lights beeping went off signalling for you to cross. You looked up staring at the green man start to flash red as you finished crossing.

"Whatever! Its fine!" a voice yelled. "Its not like I love them anyways!" a very familiar voice yelled.

You turned the corner, to see a blonde man standing next to his silver haired friend. Never would you have expected to fall in love University or that kaveh's words would hurt you so much but as you stood there and watched Kaveh's and alhaithem's retreating figure, as you watched Kaveh list all the things he hated about you, small cracks turned into big cracks as your heart started to fall apart and you couldn't be bothered to pick the pieces up.

Part 2 || Dont read part 2 if you don't want comfort and just want an angsty ending. || Requests: open

[suburbanbonfire]

tagged by @18minutemajor for a hockey art share tag game! I enjoy talking about myself but am terrible at posting so this is perfect. i WILL talk too much, this is a threat.

rules: post your first ever hockey art, your latest hockey art, and your favourite hockey art, then tag three hockey artists.

FIRST ART

I made the Kraken Orb (Korb) at the end of the 22-23 season, as a commemoration, although a sort of ironic one considering i had only gotten into hockey in time for the playoffs so there are a couple players here i actually never got to see play at all before making this (Joonas, Jaycob, Burky, Fleury)

it was a whole lot of fun though! Prior to this i was in a months-long art slump after leaving a fandom, so it was a total surprise to have hockey of all things be what revitalized my art.

technically, the very first hockey art from this was Matty; you can kinda tell by the way his lines are a bit thicker than the rest since i wasn't in my groove yet. i also knew coming in that i wanted to arrange the faces in a circle, but didn't plan out beyond that, so i just made sure that i was getting a variety of head directions in my references and hoped for the best. My favorites from this are Gru, Soucy, Dunn, Schultz, Borgen, and Eeli. I think they all turned out really well.

LATEST ART

MEAT CUT MEAT CUT

this one is fun for me because it's quite different from my usual style of art, with lineart and non-realistic forms/face. I've had the concept in my head for awhile after hearing/reading so many interesting descriptions of the physical qualities that good hockey players possess.

'Sacrifice the Body' actually came in mid-art when i had an epiphany doing something like driving my car or an activity similarly unrelated. Before that, it was going to be a lil heart drawn on the chest and the going contender for the label was 'Ferda.' which would've been great, but sacrifice the body just worked too dang well with the themes.

FAVORITE ART

i mean, c'mon. it's gotta be this one.

my magnum opus, my white whale. it came out even better than i saw it in my head and i love everything about it. when i came up with the idea, i had TOTALLY forgotten that Climate Pledge has those giant windows, so when i set out to find references and saw it, it instantly made everything even better with LIGHTING!!!!

It was my first time drawing this kind of interior architecture and although there's definitely things i would do differently now, im so so proud of how it looks and turned out. I was also still drawing through my decade-old laptop at that point, so I had to split up the work on this into two files - i sketched everything, then worked ONLY on the bg until it was about 90% done, then made a flattened copy to open as a new file to draw the players on top of.

I also have a bunch of WIP shots of it in my drafts I guess I'll throw in here now!

initial sketch to get down the composition before i remembered the window | lines of the building! i actually found a 3d virtual tour of CPA from before it was built which had the PERFECT angle, so i screencapped that and straight up traced the architecture. Ultimately, the scoreboard and the paint lines ended up getting moved around.

planning out my lighting in greyscale (i really need to do this more often, i struggle with values so much, alas) | in progress bg! at this point, the ice and the boards/glass were the only things completed. I eventually said 'fuck it' to being able to see the areas behind the stands like you could in all my references, and just put the people dots all the way up.

Now the most gut-wrenching part

THE TAGS

this is where me being bad at posting comes into play, because instead i just lurk and thats not great for forming connections HERE GOES

@ruinedcasket - it has been awesome seeing your art progress! would love 2 hear your thoughts about it

@rouzys - your kraken stuff is so pretty, love how you capture likenesses

oh god oh fuck everyone else i know has already been tagged fuck oh sshit

If You Are An Artist On Hockey Twit And See This, It Is A Sign

[wannab-urs]

Pedro Pascal Character Fanfiction Recs | Vol 35

AO3 | Kofi | Main Masterlist | The Spreadsheet Masterlist

Howdy folks!

Welcome to the Spreadsheet Digest, my weekly(ish) fic rec post. This is everything I read in the last two weeks. Good mix of the boys this week, though I'm still on my trend of not reading that much.

All info provided by the author unless it was blank, in which case I filled it in.

Fic Recs Below!

A Shade That's New

Din series by FallenFern (AO3)

After Mando and Grogu part he goes back to bounty hunting. But its not enough. Desperate to feel again Mando accepts a more dangerous line of work. He joins your small crew on a new job, putting you in close proximity whether you like it or not. Wary of anyone, especially Mandalorians, you try to keep him at arm's length. After all, anyone and everyone could be an enemy and you were going to treat him like one.Yeah, thats lasts long…

OFC!Shade, described as smaller than Mando, curly or wavy hair, able bodied, can blush/flush, Alternating 2nd Person POV. Smut, making shit up, not canon, after grogu and AU, emotional pain, plot with porn, enemies to lovers, slow burn, trauma, sexual tension, action and romance, blood and injury, blood kink, the helmet stays on, but it also comes off, blindfold, light bondage, sexual assualt, threats of rape (not by Mando), praise kink, begging, semi public sex, blaster kink, cock warming, daddy mando, oral sex (f and m receiving), smut marathon, I’ll kill anyone that touches you trope, demanding mando, comfort sex, minor character death, betrayal, mando to the rescue, revenge, reunion sex, say my name trope, edge play, rough sex, throat grabbing but not exactly choking

Repent Your Sins

Din one shot by @beskarandblasters

Ever since the Mandalorians reclaimed Mandalore, you’ve been apathetic about moving there. To top it all off, your mom got remarried. Your new stepdad, Din, suggests visiting the Living Waters to feel more connected to the creed. When you’re finally alone, pent up feelings come to the surface, leaving you to ask yourself— Are you really about to fuck your stepdad?

canon divergent, post season 3 finale, reader is able-bodied, stepcest, fingering, semi public sex, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, creampie, pet names (cyar’ika, mesh’la), light angst, Din’s a little creepy in this lmao, no use of y/n

His Living Fleshlight

Din one shot by @beskarandblasters

You catch Din masturbating in the cockpit of the Razor Crest and end up becoming his personal fuck toy.

reader is able-bodied, long live the Razor Crest, no Grogu, established relationship, masturbation, vaginal sex, creampie, Din can pick reader up, crying during sex, pet names (cyar’ika, good girl), no use of y/n

Ezra's Journal Entries

Ezra series by @littlemisspascal

This journal’s as good a place as any to admit the honest truth. So here it is: I wish with the entirety of my bloody, beating heart I could be the man you deserve, little love of mine. — Ezra recovers after the events of the film with the aid of a journal and the love of his life.

angsty fluff, Ezra’s dealing with the aftermath of the Green, language, 1st person POV (Ezra), dialogue in italics, angsty fluff, night terrors, PTSD, Ezra dealing with the aftermath of the Green, language, overuse of space metaphors, grief/dealing with loss of a sibling, mild reference of past injury, Part 11 could be read as suicidal ideation so please skip/be warned of that segment due to possible triggers

Tick

Frankie one shot by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

Your husband hasn't come home after a night of drinking yet again. You wait up for him and contemplate the years and events leading up to this moment.

reader is able-bodied and has a child, though no mention of giving birth to it. I am choosing not to tag everything so as to avoid spoilers. There are heavy themes here: drug and alcohol abuse, implied smuts, implied PTSD and some of the things that go along with that.

midnight strikes, where is my prince

Frankie one shot by @undercoverpena

he had been your neighbour. a man you'd stare at through blinds when he’d been on the front lawn. a man you’re now staring at through splintered shards of your mirror—because he saved you.

ANGST 😂. there’s mentions of a break-in. frankie is there and he has a gun, so you know we’re okay. angst. inspired by a scene from scandal-if you know, you know

Relájate, hermosa

Javi P one shot by @beskarandblasters

On the night of your birthday, Javi has a special surprise for you.

reader is able-bodied, established relationship, oral sex (f receiving), fingering, restraints, pet names (hermosa), Spanish dirty talk (translations included at the end), no use of y/n

amateur

Joel one shot by @ezrasbirdie

After a breakup, Joel invites you over to watch a football game and you arrive a little earlier than he expects. Or: Joel gets caught watching porn.

smut, fluff, age gap (reader is 24, Joel is 40), dad's best friend, a sprinkle of daddy kink, dry humping, male masturbation, Joel indulges in Internet pornography, reader wears a skirt, reader calls him Mr. Miller, use of baby girl, Joel is confused about the Internet, a smidgen of insecurity, soft Joel, bossy Joel, some very light teasing degradation, Joel likes bush

Run Rabbit

Joel/Reader/Tommy series by @justagalwhowrites

It was just over a year after the world ended that you were captured by Joel and Tommy Miller. They're harsh, they're cold and they're killers. But, as a nurse, you're a valuable person to have around and he's not the worst thing wandering the wasteland that was the United States. And there might be more to these men than meets the eye.

Dom Joel, Threesome - MFM, Mildly Dubious Consent, Attempted Sexual Assault, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Stockholm Syndrome, Brat Tamer Joel, Canon-Typical Violence, Dom/sub Undertones, Anal Sex

some good friend

Tim Rockford one shot by @covetyou

Nerves were coiling in his belly in a way they typically only did at the end of a big case. There was no judge or jury here, no sentence, no surprise acquittal. There was just your door, and the promise of everything that lay beyond it. And it made him nervous.

pegging, anal fingering, praise kink, mild glove kink, very mild feminization, masturbation, Tim has body image issues and a bit of an identity crisis, kind of coming untouched, sex work, comfort

gonna make you sweat

Javi P one shot by @mypoisonedvine

he's your dad's best friend, he's a narc, he's the guy you've been calling 'tio' most of your life... so he's not the guy you want to run into when you're out partying a little too hard.

dubcon smut (18+ only; oral f receiving, unprotected sex, reader is under the influence and under duress), age gap (not specified but it's big lol but they are of course both adults), dad's best friend trope, pseudo incest (reader calls javi tio/uncle but they are not related), drug use, jealousy, unprotected sex, orgasm control, rough/aggressive sex, we're talking complete total and permanent gut rearrangement, crying during sex (from overstimulation not like, being sad), hair pulling, 'sir' kink (briefly), creampie, basically just a kinky filthy mess idk what else to say

you're mine, little dove

Joel one shot @mountainsandmayhem

You’ve always loved walking at night, but an unexpected visitor goes from the most terrifying to most erotic night of your life.

predator/prey dynamics, ropes, blindfolding, gagging, non consent, consensual non consent, oral, fingering, unprotected P in V, dirty talk, pet names (little dove, baby girl etc.)

Happy Reading!

[bigmack2go]

Ive never been more pissed than when i found out aki max and Audrey didn’t end up together. Not like usually tho. This isn’t me goinh *ugh but i ship them so much“ no. I couldn’t care less about whether i like their ship or not. Thsi is about polyamory representation. They build up two seasons like that, finally giving you hope of seeing a poly couple that doesn’t end bad. In the first season k might have been like „oh this is bait“ but then they actually got together and i was so happy. But no. You give me yet another polyamorous story that end in betrayal. You guve me one single poly couple and call it representation and then they end bad?

The fact that they actually were together doesnt make it better.

Every poly representation EVER ends up bad. In betrayal. (Thats exactly what poly ISNT about.) what picture do you think that paints us in?? And especially when you KNOW that its always like that, how dare you be apart of it??? This is like when the only gay character turns out to be the villain, the only female character being the love interest (?) the only black character doing a shooting the only muslim character being a therrorist: WRONG

I am NEVER one to compare minorities experiences to each other but i simplycant keep going know that EVERYONE pretends that poly people aren’t a minority. Sure you SAY that you know that but you don’t treat us as such. And by „treat us as a minority“ i do not mean under representation till the cows come home. Im not talking about conservatives treating me as a minority, in talking about progressive people. Im talking about putting up a fight to let us get our rights like everyone else.

because lets face it, they dont treat us the same way they treat other minorities. Maybe they put a little rep here and there (which is almost always BAD rep) but thats it.

(For the sake of authenticity i‘m gonna use gay as an example for these because thats a minority that im actually a part of and i dont wanna put myself in anyone else’s shoes)

„you dint have to include poly characters if youre not comfortable woth it“ BULLSHIT.

That is like saying „you dont have to include characters if youre not comfortable woth it“

If you heard that, would you go „oh that’s fine“ NO. You would not. Because even if you are a straight person who would feel uncomfortable having gay sex or a gay relationship, that does not make gay people less existent and therefore not representing them is not okay.

THIS IS THE SAME FUCKING THING. I dont CARE if you would have a threesome or not (EVEN I WOULDNT AND IM POLY). I exist! And just because you aren’t me, that doesn’t make me less existent?! So get your damn shit together.

Sire polyamory isnt for everyone. NO SHIT. But neither is homosexuality and is it okay to leave that out? No. It fucking isnt.

And to get back to wjat this all was originally about: BAD REPRESENTATION IS WORSE THAN NO REPRESENTATION BECAUSE IT PUTS US INTO A BAD LIGHT ESPECIALLY WHEN THE ONLY REPRESENTATION EVER EXISTING IS ALWAYS BAD ONE.

I think the only representation of polyamory that wasn’t bad is have ever seen in my entire life was half bad. And even that was left open (enough) at the end.

So no DONT TALK TO ME IM ON A RAMPAGE AND I AM NOT OVER REACTING. LET POLYAMORY EXIST FOR FUCKS SAKE

FUCK THIS FUCK EVERYONE. FUCK POLY PPL NOT BEING SEEN

Im so fucking done with this shit

The same tjing is for nonbinary people. I could go on a rampage about this too but i would literally only repeat myself for almost everything

Putting a lot of random tags cuz i want ppl to see this

[lovelikanroji]

DNI

> only yandere blogs (it's alright if you write for yandere occasionally, just not only yandere)

> anyone without a proper pfp and a header/banner because i will assume you're a bot and you will get blocked.

> basic dni criteria

WHAT DO I WRITE?

> this is a kny blog only so i will only write for kny

> romantic and platonic relationships

> angst (to the best of my abilities at least), fluff, comfort

> gn and fem reader

> light suggestive (kissing, hugging, physical affection etc.)

> poly relationships (ex: obanai x reader x mitsuri)

> specified scenarios (ex: platonic hashiras with a demon thats like nezuko)

WHAT I DON'T WRITE

> nsfw or heavily suggestive fics

> pregnancy

> cheating

> specified readers (ex: tall reader with curly hair)

> male reader

> oc x character

> yandere

BFI

> simping is a constant thing here

> i am a multi-shipper

> i scream about the kny episodes bc usually i'm not ready to see them animated (esp the backstories, they break me like nothing else)

> i call everyone by nicknames (lovely, bby, bestie etc) but if that makes you uncomfy please let me know

> please don't tramadump

> i will answer asks when i can!! i still have school and a life outside of tumblr (also i have another writing blog) so it might take a while but i'll get to it eventually

> writings are when my inspiration fairies drop by (read: every once a month or so), occasionally i have an idea spree and post a lot one after another but that's really rare :')

> spam liking will get you blocked, reblog stuff at least every 3-4 posts

> i've read the manga so if i ever post sth with spoilers i will tag it + write it on the post

> please don't repost or translate my work, reblogs are welcome but reposts are not and will get you blocked

WHO DO I WRITE FOR?

> Giyuu, Shinobu, Mitsuri, Obanai, Sanemi, Uzui (+ his wives), rengoku

> tanjiro, zenitsu, inosuke, kanao, genya, nezuko, muichiro (platonic only)

> akaza, daki & gyutaro, tamayo, yushiro

WHO I DON'T WRITE FOR

> Gyomei (i just can't bring myself to write for him i'm sorry)

> Aoi (see reason above)

> muzan, douma, gyokko, hantengu, nakime, kaigaku

> kokushibo & yorichii (at least until i get their personalities right)

> shinjuro rengoku

if you still have questions feel free to send me an ask!!

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🎁, 🏷️ and 📚 for the fanfic ask? :)

🏷️ Is there a tag you like to search for when looking for fanfics to read?

so i don't have any particular tags i look for... i do often gravitate toward anything that has a kiss? im a slut for instant gratification so there has to be a kiss in the fic lolol

I love like... college au's? (everyone read a study in reformation) i'll fall for those things any time

i'll take fluff any day. i'm such a baby i just want to see my characters happy. if that means going through angsty things? thats okay as long as their happy in the end !!!

📚 Is there a fanfic or fanfic writer you recommend?

readers of this ask ! go follow @firewoodfigs they write incredible royai fics. I could only dream of writing like them <3<3<3

OTHERS INCLUDE

@fullmetalscullyy oh my GOSH, the best royai fantasy au <3

@noaafishfieldguide their fic Blank Ticket and Sea Foam are my favs (vashmeryl and millywood!)

@fullcry their Memories on Film is a MUST READ (vashmeryl)

idk if they have a tumblr but eilwen on ao3 has written some of the most poetic stuff i have ever read its like CRACK (mostly vashmeryl)

but i cannot recommend Tension... its massive, its not even close to done, and its one of the best fics i've ever read (vashmeryl)

🎁 Have a piece of a WIP you want to share?

for you b, i actually have a royai wip hidden in my pocket

"I don't… I don't want to be alone."

Those words had been the start of a night to remember. Specifically because of the way Riza was handily beating Roy in a simple betting card game.

“You’re simply awful at cards, sir”

“I am not,” Roy said, eyebrows furrowed as he analyzed his fan of cards, “you just happen to be incredible at cards, Lieutenant.”

It was late, the only light in the room was the standing lamp they had moved from the corner to provide vision for their game. The new moon outside hadn’t helped their lighting situation either, but Hawkeye appreciated the stars that dazzled the night sky in the moon's absence. 

Riza had bet well, playing intentionally and taking all of Mustang’s cards. Roy bet wildly. He often relied on luck when it came to games, and according to the other members of their team that luck was normally in his favor; Havoc was one to complain about lost wages after a night of drinking and poker. But Riza knew Mustang, and she also knew that sometimes his ego needed to be checked. Unfortunately for him, that responsibility usually fell in her capable hands. It was her responsibility to pull that luck out from under him, force him to face reality every once in a while.

“It's not very fair,” the Colonel finished his last thought absentmindedly. He finally laid down a card and Riza sighed, gathering the cards into her growing pile. Roy let out a frustrated growl.

“Just know, I surrendered that card willingly,” his finger pointed an irritated finger at the now hidden card, and then at the center of her face.

She smiled, amused, “Do you plan to get it back later?”

“Of course.”

“And how do you plan to do that?” one of her eyebrows was raised in a questioning gesture. His eyebrows grew closer, irritated at her teasing remarks, and Riza let out a little bubble of laughter.

How did they even get here? Sitting among scattered cards on the rough worn floor of an inn in Eastern Amestris, teasing each other like they were teenagers again.

[lord-shitbox]

part 2 of this ask

📝Process for hurt mezu drawing 

here are the steps i dug out of an art server's wips channel lol

1. initial sketch

2. refine sketch. thats lines now babey. (omitted "the sleeves are KILLING ME WAHHH" stage that led to this)

3. grayscale, to use with gradient map (this is a more polished grayscale than I started with, i dug the working file out to get better images)

4. find nice gradient map (ended up being the same one I'd used for the piece i made right before. the goal is to make what's essentially an underpainting, not to color the whole thing with one map)

5. tweak and add colors that arent in the map with hard light layers & also sneak in a layer for special effect and atmospheric/ scenic perspective while you're at it

6. shading & more finishing effects. pretty much all of the shading was done with hard light layers! the only non-hard light layers I used for the shading were the particle effect layers & like one faint glow layer to fix some values. blood was done with linear burn

✨Inspiration for hurt mezu drawing 

the coloring method (grayscale -> saturated gradient map underpainting -> additive color adjustments) is something I tried out with the piece i'd made right before (the one where gozu is holding mezu from behind) & turned out really well, so I wanted to keep going with it

I also wanted to draw them angstily again because it'd been a very long time. like half a year at least. angsting them is very enriching for my soul so I try to do it regularly, this one was overdue

subconsciously referenced the poses in the initial sketch from this old thing (feb 2021). i love doing this. all my for-fun works recycle old elements in some way. my favorite game is "what old art reminds me of what im doing rn" im so good at digging stuff out of my archives for it. everyone loves when i do this

the gangi-kozou panel also

i went through a "shade in bold red-orange & dark blue with hard light layers" phase in like..april/may of 2021. i still like that stuff a lot so I wanted to revisit it

💚Things you like about hurt mezu drawing

repasting the link there but the sixth image in the process is essentially the final so you can just look at that

the colors are nice!! I'm real happy with using more saturated colors n I think the warm vs cool balance works really well

the sleeves (man being dramatic on the sand meme)

no like fr look at the 2021 piece's kimono sleeves vs the one I just did 2.5 years later. so satisfying

Gozu's expression came out nice

i think the claws and flash lines successfully added Emphasis to Gozu's expression & the piece overall

the poses … the drama …. the brush textures are also good

⏳Things you’d do differently with hurt mezu drawing

add in a liiitle more contrast...aka use a wider range of values. Some lighter lights and darker darks. I miss my 2021 hard neon lighting

a bit more distinction between the characters and the background also

the composition isn't bad but it could be better. Should've thought more about the way the eye would flow around the image in the drafting stage (solid b&w color block thumbnails are good for this)

Moar Sparkles. (I put a solid amount of large & low opacity light bubbles in there & some finer brighter dots especially around the claw stems, but I think more clusters of tiny bright lights on the characters themselves would've gone hard)

💌Some favourite feedback on art

as the wise man Austin Kleon once said: keep a "praise file" of all the positive feedback you get (if you've never read "Steal Like an Artist," you must). so. i am prepared for this question hold on

tastes like sugar glass

multiple people have told me my art is soft & dreamlike

jayce you reblogged my touchstarved art with nice tags on april 10th ive got that saved love uou

umm theres a lot...anytime someone keysmashes or feels emotional because of my art i get happy ,,, lys messaged me about the hurt mezu piece that made me happy also,,,,,there is so much joy in the world

[misterradio]

okay here are some tron 2.0 thoughts TEE HEE....... you have been Spoiler Warned for REAL!

tron fans talk abt this game with me okay 🥺

THIS GAME IS BEAUTIFUL .... MWWWWWAH!!!!!! i just love all the different environment designs, the color coding that went into the different computer systems was really cool too. my main takeaway is that the visuals Rule.

the npc designs were cool too but i kind of wish there was More variety (visually as well as voice acting)... but i really enjoy the design direction here ::-) why so many bald antagonist though? lol (AND WHY SO MANY MEN?)

In regards to gameplay i felt like it was pretty standard? i ended up using the basic disc weapon for most of the game because switching weapons takes Way too long if youre actively fighting, which is kind of a shame cuz there are so many weapon options... i did really enjoy the energy claw though 👍also the light cycle racing SUCKED and there was a graphical glitch that made it so that a bunch of visuals to my cycle were missing so i couldnt even enjoy the new design that was hyped up lol. as complicated as gameplay felt up front it definitely felt much better as it went on so it was pretty good.

game progression was very straightforward which i didnt expect..? go do this and then do that, etc. i thought it would be more open. this isnt rlly a complaint bc at least i wasnt lost or anything.

finding all the build notes was thankfully not hard but i enjoy poking around as much as i can in games already... and i liked the mechanics of searching archive boxes and being able to read emails between people ::-) YAY NOSINESS !!! despite finding all the build notes i still didnt end with the highest version i couldve...🤔 no idea how that works then...

moving on 2 story...

all the characters felt a bit flat so that was unfortunate... i wouldve liked to see some more emotions from everyone, bit more personality, etc...

i dont rlly know where jet's attachment to mercury came from, is he in love with this girl, if so why?? im thinking that since she was the first program to really reach out and help jet, that he latched on to her. but as the player i was kind of neutral on her SORRY although her design is cool

i was in disbelief that lora died and i was thinking she would just have been digitized and b in the computer somewhere? and there are allusions to her at least being superficially present in the program ma3a/ma2a etc (they have the same actress ^^__^^) but neither jet nor alan mention this which really shocks me??!!!??? thats your deceased mom or wife can u show a bit of tenderness or something..... maybe this can be cooked up more in an AU or something . idk i was really hoping she (and yori) would be around. i held on to hope for so long ✊️

OBVIOUSLY WISHING TRON WAS THERE... but omg alan being in the digital world shocked me so much i really liked that HEHE. him wearing tron's outfit was fun. i saw someone else in the tag say this, but if tron is "retired" then where is he?? INQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW !! he and jet werent very fazed by being digitized which surprised me buuut they also have to adapt fast given the urgency of their situation..

i felt rlly bad that thorne died SNIFFLE SNIFFLE jet and alan just watched a real guy die in front of them thats MESSED UP!! he was really cool too i enjoyed the corruption concept ::-) i was really worried the three fcon employees were gonna die too but im glad they implied that they could be repaired and manifested again.. (what is the word for un-digitized..?)

evil ma3a was really cool 👍 tbh all the antagonists are cool except im neutral on the kernel. i was confused that he was red i thought he was evil like in the original movie with the MCP's soldiers.. but i think hes just a guy who happens to be red. and also trying to kill u but just bc you (jet) are a freak of computer nature and should not be there. thats fair. i enjoyed his boss fight too.

THE FCON MONSTER WAS RLLY COOL HOW AM I NOT SEEING ANY FANART OF THEM.... ::-( i have to fix this... ALSO I WISH they had dialogue. like are they even aware of their situation. missed opportunity !!

okay thats all i can think of now.

WAIT UM I READ THE COMIC CONTINUATION(?) the ghost in the machine AS WELL and i dont have many thoughts on it bc it was really confusing BUT i did enjoy the layers of horror and unreality which i really did not expect. was also expecting the titular ghost to have more to do with lora (SIGH I REALLY WANNA SEE HER AGAIN) but it didnt but thats okay. i really liked the art of the first book specificaly.....

do any tron fans also like soma (2015) haha just wondering [TWIRLS MY HAIR

[edsbacktattoo]

☼ new positivity game ☼ tag your fave people on this website and say something nice about each of them ❥

HIII ANON! yes yes i love to spread love and positivity

i’ve had this sitting in my inbox for a couple of days until i wasn’t working and/or exhausted so now it’s got my full attention. time to dive right the fuck in. get ready to be loved on folks

(i just got halfway through this post and realised how long it’s gonna be lmfao whoops. all the compliments are under the cut ♥️ i have a whole lot of love to give.)

i’m gonna start this with @tisziny. everyone has to know by now how much they mean to me. so supportive and kind and wonderful. always the first person in line to offer help or advice, or the first to say something nice. silly and hilarious, but so warm and open as well. my day wouldn’t be complete without talking to them now. and i wouldn’t have gotten this far in the fic writing scene without their unrestrained support and enthusiasm. i owe them a great debt (it’s my heart and they already have it). my sweetest cheese ♥️

@skysofrey do NOT. get me started on Kaitlin. i will genuinely cry. i will weep. she’s so funny and sweet and nice and pretty. and so unabashedly supportive and so fuckin’ funny. oh my god. do you ever just th…. surjwbueeh just think about your friends (or your wife 6 times over) and hehdiw… idiewj start weeping????? she’s so cool. like she’s way out of my league but we’re gonna set the world record for most times married you watch. i’ll show you all

@blakbonnet ohggg. Meow. you’re so so funny and so evil to me. but i forgive you because i love you so dearly. so creative and talented and wonderful. ill even overlook the beard situation for you. we can’t all be perfect (like me) but you come pretty damn close. can’t wait to settle down in a mansion and adopt like 7 dogs with you love 💕

@stedebonnets ARA!!!!!! everyone look. ara without a word of exaggeration is one of THEE NICEST people I have ever had the absolute pleasure of knowing. puts everyone else first, cares so so much about the people around her. will sometimes just drop into my inbox and say the sweetest most genuine thing and it reminds me that there is in fact goodness on this barren and hideous planet. the world would be a kinder place if there were more people like Ara around. it’s you me and Arthur against the world Ara and we’re gonna MAKE IT!!!!

@bunnyandthejets Bun. ougyggghh it’s Bun Time. I love you forever and ever and ever. unbelievably hilarious and so so kind. every time i see you in my notifs or in my inbox my heart does a whole song and dance. you’ve made me laugh more times than I can count and I am so so grateful for your endless support. if Big John was real you’d be his favourite <3

@vampirebutterflies ASTER!!! my favourite queer in crime!!! absolute darling angel from heaven. still waiting for our planetarium date babe. the way i kept seeing you being fuckin hilarious and sexy in my notes and went THATS IT!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO BE FRIENDS FOREVER and then made a blood pact with you. to the grave babe mwah <3

@epersonae so so kind and so supportive and delightful. been here since day one, cheering me on and being so open and sincere. there are few in the world as good and as kind as you. such a skilled and thoughtful writer as well!!! writes some of the most wonderful fic I’ve ever read and if you’re not here for Hungry for love, ready to drown what are you even doing

@xoxoemynn ohghhhh you’re just so full of love marianne. so full of love and light and beans and i am obsessed with you. so friendly and thoughtful and so NICE!!!! i dunno what we did to deserve you for real. it takes practice to be as sweet as you are and my friend you are a master of your craft <3

@blackbeardskneebrace miles. my beloved angel miles. you’re so so skilled (one of the most impressive artists on All Of The Internet) and so thoughtful and sweet and sincere. you’re way too cool and funny and smart for me but here we are. i would fight god for you bud. i’d win btw i have insane person rage <3

@leatherdaddyteach oh MANNNN don’t get me started on Joey. sexiest most wonderful mfer in these whole entire woods. hilarious and kind with also the most elite taste in music (not even my opinion that’s just objective fact babe mwah) also we are kissing right on the mouth. i’d give you all my teeth if i could. like i don’t need them babe they’re yours now

@chocolatepot cassidy is one of those people who are just effortlessly kind and thoughtful. so ready to share everyone’s creative endeavours and also persists in being an absolutely incredible writer. i’ve said it once i’ll say it again but More Nicer is one of my favourite one shots. it’s so so cute and i think about it every day.

@wearfinethingsalltoowell Joy my beloved. so nice and thoughtful and sweet. a fellow olu enjoyer to the maximum and a fellow Team Bared Until We Die. We got each other’s backs out here in the trenches. i forgive you for all the times your angst posts have made me cry <3 (no i don’t i hold a grudge. think of my organs)

@nofeelingisfinall Zed my darling my dear my angel. you’re so sexy and smart and kind and 💍 what if we smooch forever. you make my heart go so fast (bc i’m in love with you). another person with yummy delicious music taste and also your web weavings make me cry and weep. like i love you why must you hurt me. i just want peace

@sassygwaine adrian you are so so nice and sweet. like when i picture you i picture a forest that’s full of greenery and life after a little bit of rain ya know? that’s the kind of person you are. so full of love and sincerity and also you’re hilarious and smart and always correct. i’m building us a blanket fort. the door’s the blue cushion

@flightoftheconnie fr you’re way too cool for me. i know this down to my bones. but idc, you me and kaitlin are getting married come spring. let’s run away together and hijack some cars and rob some banks and then make out. i’ll kill all your enemies for you send me a list of names and it’ll be done. mwah <3

@snake-snack-stede oh man. outtghhffg man. Olivia. you’re seriously one of the most creative and delightful people on this shit-hole app. every single post you make is pure gold. don’t get me started on your tags. like being that effortlessly funny is such a skill and you’ve mastered it. but also you are so so kind and sweet too. i’m convinced you could rule the world and i think you’d do it perfectly. i have a huge crush on you btw can you tell?

@jellybeanium124 another person with a godly sense of humour. how dare you all be funnier than me. nina you’re so nice and also you’ve never been wrong ever. all of your takes are objectively correct. how does it feel being cooler and sexier than the rest of us?

@awkward-fallen-angel ohhh heather you’re so sweet!!! and super creative as well!!! always super happy to have a little chat you’re always so enthusiastic and excited about the things you love and care about. so much love for you my dear friend

@sherlockig hi alexz!!!! a stede bonnet lover first and a person second. you’re such an absolute delight, and you’re always cheering on and supporting your friends which i really admire. certified hot as well. come here i gotta give you a smooch

@cheersmequeers kate!!! hi hi!!! you’re so genuine and fun and nice, and i’m always so so happy to see you in my notifs. you’ve got so much love in your heart and i think that’s beautiful. a thousand smooches for you <3

if i've forgotten anyone (and I'm sure I probably have) then pls punch me in the head :) put me straight in the bin fr. just know that even if you aren't on this list that I am very in love with you and I think we should fuck nasty <3

[spacedhead]

homestuck reread #18: the prologue (briefly) and meat p1

----brief context----

i sorta fell out of homestuck a little after i finished it and its november now but in light of james roach reviving homestuck beyond canon i figured i might as well get the ball rolling on this. i originally started this post in september but i couldnt find it in myself to continue reading due to not liking where the story was going and also finding myself having a new hyperfixation

----end of context----

september 7th:

okay im gonna make a rule that this shit show thats about to happen is NOT CANON to me and in my head they won and then they created earth c and they all lived happily without any of this inane bullshit thats coming up.

ok to start off look at these fucking tags dude oh my god this is gonna be so BAD man what the FUCK did they do to these characters

theres no art which actually sucks! but with these tags maybe its good they didnt show this in images. instead they just describe it in excruciating detail. anyway, here's the first character interaction in here.... they both feel different. even in this brief exchange, something feels... off. maybe its just cause theyre older but they feel distinctly more... angsty? maybe they just seem sad. i dunno. homestuck has its sad moments but for the most part the characters arent like. sad people

/rolls eyes yeah i like the reference but not in this context...

ok so rose just explained what john has to do which is go back into canon and defeat lord english but.... this is really fucked up man . she knows

meat or candy.... fuck which one should i read first.... do i wanna be sad sooner or sad later ... MAN the epilogues SUCK!!!!! FUCK

um okay this is really gross. what is the point of this?? like EW john what the fuck

ok this is fine i guess i mean i like davekat

i guess i also like how he still has this weird obsession with obama

november 10th:

im back . but i think updates to this series will be slower. i need to ease myself back into it yknow? also. if i hadnt made it clear. i DO NOT LIKE the epilogues. especially because homestuck proper is my FAVORITE MEDIA OF ALL TIME. seeing the characters i love ruined like this in what is the most official capacity it could be in is.... just. sad to me. anyway. dave predicts the future about obama . cool.

yeah i do too man. cant have shit around here

yeah like. what even is this plot. jane has become this evil xenophobic cartoon ass villain. and everyones just like. damn thats crazy that shes just like that now. i also dont even understand WHY she wants to be president of earth c. like literally everyone else is just chilling. god whatever

brother he is not coming back

also, this has nothing to do with the epilogues per se. but at the time of writing this tomorrow will be 11/11. i am a little bit expecting a homestuck beyond canon updateeee hehehe . also burning down the house which is a really really good homestuck fan comic is supposed to update too. so awesome. hopefully both of those things happen. or even like. just one. anyway back to this slop

casual dave xenophobia classic dave you know how it is he would definitely be like this for real i believe this

man this would be so cool if it was like. drawn. i wish i could see it instead of having to envision it in my minds eye. not that i dont appreciate my minds eye for what she has to offer me but. imagine this what this panel would look like

noooooo FUCK

stares at you furiously judgementally

okay both of them most likely dont know shit about shit and neither do i but dave at least grew up in a time where there were people around and things happening and dirk thinks he knows everything but he actually doesnt know anything so i wouldnt trust him on fiscal policy

fym nuh uh

average teen roxy adult john interaction

literally down ontologically at this point

blah blah blah ultimate self blah blah evil arc WHO CARES. im bored. can i say that. i seriously D. GAF about dirk rn. monkey d. gaf

bro i fucking HATE JANE. LIKE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING RIGHT NOW

i dont have much to say about this i just thought it was worth putting here

nah. cause what the hell are you talking about girl. hello. why is she so horny. ong bro u gotta relax

okay well. this is pretty funny . hes dave and im karkat and we are the denial brothers

youre so intolerable is crazy. like hes trying to help you because you are bleeding tf out girl

wow. jane jake kiss. this rules. SAID NO ONE EVER. jake is asexual. jane is a nazi. and I. AM TIRED. OF THIS!!!!!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING .

wait fuck

marvel ass dialogue

NOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

okay this is the end of the first epilogues post. initial thoughts i dont like it why did i do this i dont wanna do it. but you know what they say in order to ascend first you must descend. little homestuck reference for you all. um idk when the next post will be im sorta busier than i used to be. and also? this sucks i dont like reading it

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When you started the ask with ‘you want soft?’ I really feared that you were 🍁 anon the next words would be ‘you aren’t getting any’.

thats right. i strike fear into the hearts of everyone who knows the name ‘🍁 anon’. here to deliver justice and bunny smut.

but i swear i am the kind of person who can read hardcore, toe-curling smut with a straight face and the second anything cute comes up im smiling and and kicking my feet whilst squeaking. ask my boyfriend i can’t deal when he says cute shit to me.

anyways. christmas. that means more advent calendar. except todays has an extra little note. its an envelope with the words ‘day 12 = choose a buttplug to wear for the day and we’ll go out’ with an extra note reading ‘christmas tree time’. and bunny is so excited and so happy. so once he nom noms on his normal advent calendar, he rushes to the bedroom with pierre in his hand and pierre holding your hand as a three person chain. and he picks out a green one that’s longer than it is wide, but it nudges his prostate perfectly and stretches him just enough. and he lets mommy choose his outfit because how can he think with a plug in him.

you all pile into the car and drive out of monaco, about an hour to the middle of nowhere. in the car he’s already grinding down on the plug and leaking so much. so halfway into the journey you tell pierre to suck bunny off and clean him up so he can settle just a smidge bit more. you get to the christmas tree farm and know bunny will try to overindulge on how tall it can be. you have a note with ‘9ft max’ on it to remind yourself how tall the apartment walls are and watch bunny run over to the 12ft ones. you remind him no and eventually choose a nicely shaped, evenly spread 9ft tree. and he’s so happy. pierre hauls it back to the car (ofc he does cause hes a butch baby) and the car ride home is full of singing (screaming) christmas songs.

at home you get the boxes of decorations and decorate the tree with bunny making sure it’s perfecto. must be 100% perfect. and once he’s deemed it acceptable you turn the lights on and curl up on the couch all three of you. and halfway into ‘a muppets christmas carol’ bunny just shamelessly grinds on his mommy’s leg. thats enough of a sign to know he just wants to cum now, he’s had a great day let the poor thing cum. and you do. softly, still curled up. poor thing can’t even register what you could get him for christmas better than this.

-🍁

'Here to delivery justice and bunny smut' is such a good tag line oh my god. But anyway, I absolutely adore this it's so fucking cute and completely on point for chaos horny bunny.

Firstly, I mentioned this before but I'll say it again: I think Charles would refuse to let you and Pierre out of his sight for more than a few hours throughout the entire holiday. His one and only wish for Christmas is to not have to spend a single night without one of you, to always share a bed with you and Pierre every single night until the new season starts.

Obviously doing that requires telling your family about each other and that is absolutely terrifying but you guys do it anyway because it's just so important to Charles. And so you can include things in the advent calendar for plans for the day and long kinky plans because it will just be the three of you for most of it.

Which means that bunny is so excited when he sees what the advent calendar says because he's going out with his mommy and his Pierre, and it's Christmas tree time!!! He's so excited!!!

Bunny absolutely LOVES Christmas, because everything is so pretty and warm and he gets to see family and give gifts. So he's so excited to go get the Christmas tree!!!

Of course he must first have his normal advent calendar chocolate (Maybe he buys three calendars so that every morning he can give you and Pierre a piece of chocolate as well because it's only fair that his Pierre and his mommy also get some chocolate). And then bunny goes to go get his plug in, he chooses his plug (though he does look at you to make sure he's made he right decision, and of course you nod to make sure he knows you're happy).

Pierre opens Charles up while you kiss and cuddle him and then puts the plug in for Charles.

Originally, bunny is sitting on the passenger seat while you drive and Pierre sits in the back. You drive in Charles's car and Charles loves when you drive his car and have a hand on his thigh the whole drive, so that's what happens with Pierre sitting in the back making comments and controlling the music and leaning over to whisper dirty things in Charles's ear.

But after halfway there, you can see Charles is grinding down on the plug and getting very hard and needy, maybe taking your hand that's on his thigh and holding it for comfort.

Normally, you would have just let him be desperate, but you're going to choose a Christmas tree and you know how much Charles has been looking forward to this. You dont want him to be too distracted by how desperate he is and then not enjoy choosing the Christmas tree.

So you pull off for a moment and have Charles get in the back with Pierre, telling Pierre to suck Charles off to get him to calm down. Of course Pierre is more than happy with that, always wanting to suck bunny off.

Pierre sucks Charles off perfectly and then cleans him up and lets him cuddle against him for the rest of the drive. They're such a cute sight, all cuddled close and for the rest of the drive.

And then when you get there, bunny has so much fun! He loves looking at the trees and you spend a good while just wandering around. Of course you MUST be holding hands during this because holding hands is a requirement. Bunny has a plug in, so he MUST have his hand held at all times.

Originally you were planning on fucking bunny when you guys got home, but Charles insisted on decorating the tree IMMEDIATELY. He didnt want to wait, not even to be fucked.

And then he wants Christmas movies, not to be fucked? Both you and Pierre are very shocked about that, both so sure he'd want to be fucked.

But honestly he just feels so safe and loved and so warm? He's just truly SO happy and he doesn't want to ruin this sweet soft mood by being fucked. He just wants to be held tight and watch Christmas movies.

You and Pierre are more than wiling to do that. Though of course bunny starts grinding against you about halfway through the first movie. He's been so good, and he still has the plug in so of course he's desperate.

The poor little bunny absolutely deserves to cum now. So you let Charles lay on top of you because you know how much he adores getting to grind against you and cum in his boxers like the horny little bunny he is.

However, Pierre cant resist turning on his side to face bunny and then slipping his hand under Charles's sweats to gently tug at the plug and start to fuck Charles with it.

Charles just soft against you, stuck between grinding down against you and shuffling up to try and get more of the plug in him.

This is already the best Christmas of his life, and he cant think of any way a gift could be better than this.

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I AM SO SORRY RHAT IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO COME BACK MWAH MWAH I MISSED YOU ALL PLZ FORGIVE ME BECAUSE LIFE HAS BEEN NOT IT RN. Love you lots

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HEX: PLAYTHING

Warnings: rough sex, gn amab Reader, reader is referred to as ‘you’, size difference, sub Danny Johnson, Dom reader, manhandling, biting, overstimulation, size kink?, tall reader, big reader, reader has a Peter pecker, all is consensual, that’s it I think please tell me if I missed one.

Proof read?: yes but I may have missed some.

Tag list: no one yet

One-shot or series: one shot for now idk if you want a series I could.

Danny was known to have a lack of concern for many thing, his trials being one. He didn’t care about the signs like The Trappers “warnings.” Ha warnings my ass Evan would constantly fight with The Entity that’s how he got his scars. Now he’s talking about how The Entity “punishes”. Trapper would talk about it constantly.

On how The Entity would punish him for his failures and mistakes. How can Danny take Evan seriously? Pretty convenient for The Trapper to be the only one with hooks protruding from his skin although everyone else claims to have been punished by The entity. Tall tales.. yeah, thats all they were tall tales.. right?

Well you’ll be wrong. Danny didn’t see the signs because why would he? For what felt like hours of the entity’s constant warning had suddenly ceased you’d think Danny would find that somewhat suspicious? Well he didn’t because, why would he?

When even the most talkative and mouthy killers who were also failing recent trials became eerily quiet and docile you would think he would notice. Yet he never did, and that’s how he ended up here.

Here? Well, here was dark, cold, the air was somehow wet as well. His body ached, he didn’t know why so he tried standing up, only for chains attached around his wrists to stop his attempt. Chains? Dark atmosphere? This was sounding a bit to familiar.. Blight.

He remembered his first encounter with that humped back old man. Yet he clearly remembered of a dark room with the only source of lit was a candle. Here it was dark, no candle. No oozing plants or oversized syringes. There was nothing.

Now that Danny has fully adjusted to the lack of light, he can clearing feel a heavy mass on his neck. Trying to move his feet only to find out they were bound too. This was all a new experience. A new project most likely? Even then the room wouldn’t look so different from the previous one.

Although dark he could see the instead of a old dusty experimentation room the walls were made up of wet slabs of stone. The metal door itself looked like it was being eaten away by rust and decay. Yet it’s iron hinges stayed strongly hung on the doorframe.

Nonetheless wherever he was it wasn’t where he wanted to be. So he once again tried to free himself from his bindings, chains rattling at his weak attempts. Loud banging of chains assumably must’ve caught someone’s attention once Danny heard something on the other side of the door. He quickly realized that they were footsteps, and that they were getting closer. A shadow was seen creeping up to the door as it’s footsteps echos through the empty room.

Danny would rather die than actually come to terms that he was indeed scared.

The footsteps stopped infront of the door and remained idle for what felt like minutes, like it was contemplating whether or not to go inside. 

Danny let his shoulders tense when he heard the metal door slowly open, it’s hinges creating a god awful sound. He turned his head from the overbearing lights that pooled inside once the door opened.

After getting used to the lights he turned his head back only to be faced with a large silhouette. The contrast of light made it hard to see who exactly was in front of him, but he could obviously tell that they were larger then him.

He didn’t dare move as it seemed the stranger had no intent of moving either, it was like a staring contest. First to move their eyes from the other loses, Danny could feel the eyes of the individual scan his body. It felt weird, for once in his sorry life had he felt like.. prey.

The individual shifted their feet causing Danny to break from his slight daze. They closed the door behind themselves and locked it with only could be a key. Once again getting used to the change of light Danny could finally see who he was actually in front off. He started from the bottom up. Their shoes looked dirty and the front of the shoe had blood splatter on it, presumably kicking a lot of bodies.

Next was their worn out tool belt that held multiple tools as well as medical equipment both of which were covered in old and new blood. A ring of keys loosely swing on the end of the tool belt after his captor let it go out of their gloved hands. Then they turned around, he was surprised to see that they had a gas mask on, filter hanging low as they fumbled with something on their belt.

Not once did Danny let his eyes wonder from them, afraid of what might happen if he did. The quiet individual finally moved and made their way over to him. Scaling him as now right next to each other Danny could finally see just how large they were. Not only were they tall but they were built like they could rip him apart.

Danny didn’t notice how harshly he was breathing as it seemed to have got worse the closer the perpetrator got but they did. You noticed everything about him from the moment he was transported here out cold to when you chained him up to this here wall. You noted how small his body was compared to yours. How easy it was to pick him up and take him to the dim room.

You squatted down to Danny, yet somehow still towered over him in a threatening way. Peering down at him. The mask covered all your features so it was unclear what your original thoughts were. In addition the mask you wore made your breath sound even more heavier as it was the only thing heard from in the room.

Without warning you snatched the mask right off of Danny’s face, the action too quick for him to respond to as his eyes widened. Gave you a good chance to scan his features while he isn’t passed out.

Danny turned his head to the side no words were said but it was clear he didn’t dare want to look you in the eye. Something came over you once he did, grabbing a hold of his face from under his chin you turned his head with ease. The pressure of your fingers making his face appear puckered, while his eyes remained bewildered. Strands of his dark hair fell in his face as he was unable to move it.

In your eyes he looked kind of cute. In a gross fascination you took your hand that was holding his face and ran your thumb over his bruised and cracked lips, Danny took the opportunity to once again snap his head away from you.

A gut feeling told him that you had took a fascination with him. So he had a chance of getting out of here in one piece. Which filled him with relief then quickly turned to worry. Yet he was too bashful to let you know exactly what he was feeling. He wasn’t going to just follow whatever you say just like that.

His puckered lips weakly turned into a snarl as he tried to match your threatening aura, throwing insults and slurs at you as you remained unresponsive. His attempts failed miserably but it did earn a low chuckle from you. It was deep and from the gut and it made Danny shiver, but he still kept his mean act. You brung your face closer to his and tilted your head in amusement.

Oh You we’re going to have fun breaking him.

You remained silent as you carry him down a dark corridor. A cold metal table was the first contact he had before he was freed from his bindings only to be slung over your shoulder like nothing.

The cold metal table was freezing when Danny touched it. Quickly realizing that he was more sensitive to the elements here then he was out in trials, soon becoming fearful of what else he could be sensitive to.

His back arched against the weight of your heavy hand that slammed him down onto the freezing slab of metal watching as his features contorted to pain and for a split second, pleasure.

Danny groaned as pain. The impact mixed with the freezing temperatures were too much at such a small time span, and yet all you did was keep your hand firm on his stomach area. Not moving but seemings to be watching his reactions. You didn’t mind waiting. The entity gives you as much time as you want, as long as you get the message across.

Danny tried to turn around to prop himself on his forearms only to now realize that your hand was keeping him in place. At this point he knew that his actions were finally catching up to him, he also knew he was running out of options.

So out of desperation he slide his gloved hands up your foreman sliding your sleeve up revealing old scars. You narrow your eyes and let out a disinterested grunt. Not really opposed to his little advance but as a warning to chose his next moves carefully.

He took your silence as an invitation as he continued to slide his hands up till he finally stopped and let them rest on the back of your hand, letting his head rest on the unignorable cold table, letting the words seductively roll off his tongue.

“How about a trade?”

His rough and raspy voice making it sound almost cocky, but it seemed to earn a different reaction from you. Clearly knowing exactly what he meant your hand squeezed at Danny’s stomach, a roundabout way of saying that you were interested and you wanted him to continue his proposal.

Danny groaned in pain has your fingers dug into his skin. On the plus side the fact that you still haven’t moved yet has to mean that you were interested. It was only you and him in this room so his pride was going to have to step to the side just this once if he valued his life.

With a shaky breath Danny lifted his knees so the bottom of his shoes hit the table top and opened his legs wide as if presenting hisself to you. Your arm was still in between his legs so you had a full view on what he was offering.

“How about it huh? Or are we just gonna sit here all day”

~

Danny would be lying if he said that he wasn’t somewhat surprised on how well you took the offer. You had moved your hand from his stomach and used it instead to turn him over on his belly, tearing off his pants in the process.

Taking off your heavy gloves you shoved past his mask and stuck two of your fingers inside his mouth. Danny was surprised but understand the assignment. Running his tongue along your large digits. Lubricating them to the best of his capability. Letting out little groans of discomfort as your fingers made his jaw stretch more than it’s used too.

After a while of watching the vulgar display you retracted your fingers from his mouth, a bridge of saliva connecting you two. Danny ducked his face onto the table as he was now finally able to breath clearly. Face flushed as his mask hung loosely on the side of his face only his eyes were covered now as his mouth hung open to catch his breath, drool sliding down the side of his mouth while doing so.

But his little break was short lived when Danny’s breath hitched as he felt you trace the cold saliva around his entrance. Teasing your fingers in every once in a while. The wet squelching noises becoming prominent as it was the only thing making noise in the quiet room.

You then shoved your fingers in quickly as to not let the drool go to waste as it proved an ok lubricant for your preparation. Danny’s back arched as he let out an sinful moan at the sudden penetration. Wasting no time you began moving your fingers inside the shivering individual.

“F-fuck.. Shit wait! slow down. I can’t.. Fucking take it!”

Danny tried to reach behind himself to grab your arm but was stopped by a jolt of pleasure that went up his spine. His eyes rolling back as you had found his g spot and began prodding at it with the pads of your fingers. Danny shot his hand away from your arm and instead grabbed at the table edges trying to find some stability as you began to thrust your fingers in and out of him at a rough and fast pace. Hitting his g spot dead on every time.

His legs twitched as his orgasm hit without warning. Danny moaning at a pitch that would make the devil blush has he came around your fingers.

As his limbs hanged loosely off the table you watched with entertained eyes as his back arched deliciously, he had stopped struggling. Your slick covered fingers exited Danny with a loud squelching noise.

Haven grown bored of foreplay you reach down to unbuckle your heavyweight pants. Finally releasing yourself your cock sprung free, throbbing as well as pre sliding down the underside of your shaft. You didn’t realize how “bothered” you were till you took it out.

You gave it a few pumps with your hand before letting fall and hit Danny’s backside. Placing both hands on his hips you slowly let the tip enter and exit him at a painfully slow rate. Tilting your head up as his walls squeezed around you so good it made your head spin. It has been awhile since someone was this desperate to offer themselves to you and you were going to enjoy every second of it.

Danny on the other hand was withering on the table, looking over his shoulder as he watched you take your time with him. You heard him tsk which knocked you out of your euphoria daze. Annoyed you lowered your head and leaned your body on top of his. removing your hands from his hips you let one of your arms snake around his waist in an almost embrace while the other seemed to be reaching for something.

Danny had no idea what you were doing till he jumped when you slammed your heavy mask on the table. You had taken your mask off. He once again turned his head to look up at you only for you to shove his head down in the table. Using the opportunity you latched onto his neck like a predator would do to their prey as well as shoving the rest of your length inside of him.

Danny let out a unholy mix between a moan and a scream of pain. It was too big. It felt like you were going to tear him apart, no amount of prepping could have prepared him for you. He didn’t even have time to even try and get used to your size before you thrusted out of him only to shove it back in. Hitting Danny’s bundle of nerves.

His eyes rolled to the back oh his head. He was seeing stars. You used your unoccupied arm to put Danny into a choke hold. Not enough to choke him but enough to keep him in place as his body was seeming to be prone to jerk around when you thrusted inside of him.

Danny couldn’t think straight. His senses were clouded with lust. With you. Ramming into him with no remorse yet it seemed like Danny didn’t mind as his vacant arms found themselves around yours. Holding on for dear life as you pounded relentlessly in his quivering hole.

The sound of wet skin slapping against each other was almost as intoxicating as it was alluring. Something about the way you manhandled his body into complete submission made Danny’s brains turn to mush.

His moans turned to higher frequency when you tightened your hold on his neck. You now becoming audible as you started to reach your orgasm.

“Haahhng ohhH Fuck! I’m- haa! I cAn’t”

Danny couldn’t muster a coherent sentence as the knot in his stomach tightened rapidly. Only broken moans and rushed please.

You knew he was close his hole tightened deliciously around you. It made you almost delirious. With haste you unlatched from his neck and sat up pulling his body with yours. His back now on your chest. You thrust upwards, hitting spots you weren’t hitting before.

Danny screwed his eyes shut as the knot in his stomach quickly came undone. He threw his head back onto your shoulder as his whole body spasmed in your hold. Legs shaking violently as he shot thick ropes of cum onto the table, even some landing on his chest.

He quickly realized that you didn’t stop your movements, actually gaining speed and power into your thrusts. Danny grabbed onto anything he could as he cried out from the overstimulation. Legs bobbing up and down as you kept him secure on your lap. Fingers digging into your skin as his second orgasm caused him to let out a strangled moan. His cock let out weak spurts of cum. Adding to the large sum on the table.

This seemed to have tipped you over the edge as your thrusts became sloppy. You once again latched onto Danny’s skin who could only let out a weak groan in protest as you rutted against him. Shooting your hot load into him. Clearly too much as some started to escape from his hole.

You give a few more small thrusts as you come down from your high. After a while you let go of Danny. Who of which fallen forward onto the metal table clearly unconscious from your previous actions. His ass in the air, his hole gapping and still leaking of your cum. Adding to the collection of cum, sweat, and spit that occupied the table.

It was going to be a nightmare to clean up but you’ve dealt with worse.

~~

‘Not bad’ was your first thought as you took the unconscious individual to another, more comfortable room so he would be out of your way as you cleaned. Your workshop wasn’t meant for having guests over so you just took him into your room and let him rest there.

‘It’s sad to see him go but he’ll be back.’ You stared down at Danny’s body. Face covered in drool and tears. His neck filled with large red bite marks as well as large red handprints all around his torso and neck area. You traced your finger over one of the bite marks. It was previously bleeding but it had seemed to have stopped now.

His legs glistened with his and your juices. He was indeed a sight and you were positive you would see him again, granted this was the first time a killer offered themselves to you. Will he be the last? Your not sure.

You sigh as you make your way out of your room. Putting your mask back on your face. Tightening the straps on the back you made your way to clean up the mess you’ve made.

~~

Danny woke up in a cold sweat. Looking around realizing that he was in one of Evan’s maps. He quickly sat up only to feel everything that was done to him. Everything came flooding back to him all at once. His cloths were back in tact but he could still feel everything. He tried to stand up but had found it impossible as his legs immediately gave out. Causing him to stumble forwards.

As he collides with the ground something falls out of his pocket. Wincing in pain he propped himself up against a tree and pick up the strange object it was a piece of paper but it had a key on it. It looked like Myer’s offering but instead of house keys they were a bunch of keys on a large metal ring.

‘Jeez at least take me out to dinner first.’ Danny thought as he sighed. Throwing his head back, letting it hit the tree.

Fumbling through his pocket he pulled out his camera, started going through them. Seemed like he is going to be here for a while so might as well get comfortable. And part of him wants to make sure you didn’t take pictures of him.

‘You’.. He never got your name. Danny slowly stopped hitting the next button on the camera. Closing his eyes he began to reminisce what happened with you and him.

Danny hopes that what happened won’t become a regular occurrence. But deep down, real far in the back of his mind he does.

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Authors note: finally done with this monstrosity, I can’t write a short story to save my life.



[ao3feed-brimsleyreynolds]

You Said You Loved Me (Or Were You Just Being Kind?)

by caterpillar_rave

As the carriage ride stretched on, eventually the sounds of the city began to fade away. The squat brick lodgings turned into lines of trees and the dusty cobblestone became white gravel. Brimsley lifted his gaze from the floor. At the very heart of the grumbling city, a breath of air. He had of course seen St. James Palace before, nearly everyone in London had, but looking at it approaching now, with the promise of a very new kind of life on the horizon, the view was far more spectacular then it had been before. Brimsley could not help the swell of pride as he imagined this grand historic place to be his new home, and made the twentieth promise to himself that day that he would. get. this. job.

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"All afternoon, doing every little chore The thought of you stays bright. Sometimes I stand in the middle of the floor, Not going left, not going right. I dim the lights, and think about you. Spend sleepless nights to dream about you. You said you loved me, or were you just being kind? Or am I losing my mind?" -Stephen Sondheim

~~~

Reynolds has to train the new Queens Man, emotional damage ensues.

Words: 5043, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story (TV), Bridgerton (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Brimsley (Bridgerton), Reynolds (Bridgerton), Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz (1744 -1818), George III of the United Kingdom, Princess Augusta - Character

Relationships: Brimsley/Reynolds (Bridgerton), Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz (1744 - 1818)/George III of the United Kingdom

Additional Tags: Augusta is def ooc, im a clown juggling historical bowling pins, dont worry about it, this is pretty much all Reynolds and Brimsley, Charlotte and George's relationship is far far in the background, Angst and Fluff and Smut, they fuck before they say they like each other, Reynolds is playing a literal game of fuck around and find out, brimsley is screaming All Too Well (10 min version) in the shower, Charlotte and George are oblivious, Augusta is exhausted, thats the plot, Boys In Love, Slow Burn, Internalized Homophobia, not too bad though, Brimsley Has Anxiety (Bridgerton), i love that that is a tag its so real, Unresolved Emotional Tension, oh uh yeah also when the smut happens heres tags for that, Dom/sub Undertones, Anal Sex, Hand Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, the victorian thing where you pass out if you see an elbow, theyre horny af, also there are some os but they are super minor background characters don't worry about them, no beta and i cant spell so have fun with that

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