#i answered it can you wake up

[abyssruler]

no thoughts. just zhongli’s territorial instincts rising up after you return from fontaine stinking of another dragon’s scent. and neuvillette nuzzling his face in your neck to scent you every time you have to leave for liyue.

[canisalbus]

So I did end up printing two of your drawings (very bad experience 0/10, I had to interact with the people in the print house I'm antisocial) and I placed them in my bedroom wall. Now it's the first thing I see when I wake up. I'd send photos but there's a mirror right next to them and it reflects the rest of the room (looks bad). If I find a way to take the picture I'll send it (if you'd like to see) :)

For the record, I chose siesta and that one drawing where Machete falls off the bed (seemed fitting for a bedroom)

Anyway, can't wait for the 'official' prints ♡

Aaa that's so sweet ;_;

It feels special to know that for someone out there my art is one of the first things they see every morning 🧡

(I hope they don't cause you to fall off the bed as well).

[lunar-years]

Ok but how did Phoebe contact Jamie to invite him to uncles day? Did she email him? Slide into his dms using her hot moms Twitter account? Accost him in the Richmond parking lot? I need answers

I truly think Jamie has met Phoebe before (because of course he has, he hangs out with Roy all the time. Roy is constantly talking about him to the point where Phoebe has no choice but to assume Roy would want him there with him on the best holiday of the year). And therefore he has at least briefly met Phoebe's mother in past.

So probably, Roy gave Jamie's number to his sister just in case, because I like to think Roy gets paranoid over insane scenarios he's made up in his head and convinced himself could absolutely definitely happen, and Jamie is low-key his emergency contact now, and it spirals from there. Roy's brain at 3:00 a.m. while he’s getting ready to go over to Jamie's house, running non-stop like: "but what if my sister needs to call me about something urgent that's happened to Phoebe but I'm unreachable because my knee gave out while Jamie and I were jogging by the Thames and when I went down my phone flew out of my pocket and shattered along the concrete and when Jamie was helping me up he accidentally kicked it into the water? So then when she can’t reach me my sister tries to call Keeley, but of course Keeley's not up because it's 5:00 a.m. so she also misses this important call...but wait!...who do I always happen to be with who also happens to be attached at the hip to his cell phone and would never ever miss a call?" and that is how he gruffly slides his sister Jamie Tartt's cell phone number written on a slip of paper in his terrible chicken-scratch and tells her to put it in her phone contact list strictly for emergencies.

Roy's sister of course recognizes the power she wields here and abuses it immediately. amen.

[dj-wayback]

happy month to ns. I love the month sep

You are just saying nothing. This is nothing.

[soupmanspeaks]

the topic of Helpy makes me go insane /pos like I have this headcanon that William/Springtrap just, DESPISED Helpy because William took heaps of pride from the Funtime line of Animatronics, he saw it as his son's crude mocking of HIS creations, when in reality its just Michaelangelo S Afton trying to use humor to once again cope with the horrors™️ Like I've probably said this here before but I headcanon that Helpy found his way into the PizzaPlex's marketing is because after the FNAF6 fire he just was under the rubble remarkably preserved or something and instead of going into the RockStarRow Museum, the FazExecs had dollar signs in their eyes and were like "yeah, that one will make us bank, ong" Ive also probably said this (bad memory sozzz) but a headcanon to go in tandem with that headcanon, is that Glamfreddy sighs in resignation whenever he passes by one of those Helpy monitors (he wasn't paid royaltys <//3 ) AND LIKE I GOTTA KNOW WHAT (glam)MIKE WOULD THINK OF THE ENTITY THAT IS SATAN DISGUISING HIMSELF AS AN AGENT OF LIGHT (Helpi) WOULD HE FEEL SAD? ANGRY? AT THE MIMIC? THE COMPANY?! please the topic of helpy is so interesting PLEAs-

[sunshineneedsaplacetokeephernsfw]

You know, Victor and the others are so lucky I'm not actually with them, because I would be asking SO many questions about the curses.

Are you born with them or do you get them later? If a cursed person dies does someone immediately inherit the curse? Can two people have the same curse? Is it genetic or just random? Also how does a curse ensure the cursed person will always be the villain or kill people?

Does each cursed person always get one ability and one hindrance that effects daily life? Or does it vary between each curse or person? Also if the fairytale characters they're named after had these curses, does it mean those fairytales were real?

[ganondoodle]

i kept trying to draw anything, literally anything but i feel like the little package of skill i have build myself just fell and scattered across the floor, anytime i try to grab ahold of a piece of it it slips through my fingers like wet soap

on days like these i wish i had been smart enough to be anything else but a mediocre artist, but im not, im not even smart enough to be decent at the only thing i call myself to be able to do, im never going to be able to draw like i want to and i struggle to make peace with it

[girlgerard]

mommm white people on tumblr are misconstruing my posts again despite the post being entirely about how important wording is + how i don’t feel comfortable posting large statements when i haven’t fully processed them yet.

[moonpaw]

The uranium protagonist did not win the healthy good relationship with parents lottery

THEY DID NOT😭

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Okay so the song in question is this one which is the Brazilian version of a tinkerbell song and if translated back to it'd go like this

"So alone i see you

In this world, who will understand?

Your light will shine

Your love, i see it in your eyes

No one will dim that

I know that in my heart

Our love wasn't just illusion

And it won't ever die

It's so weird to see you

'Falling asleep' "

Now, that could be interpreted in many different povs, but the one that sticks out to me the most is the dca pov on the Immortal au

Warning for sensitive topics down below like depression and pretty bad mental health

If it makes no sense I'm blaming it on the 2am on the clock and the fact my brain is mush

Through the posts I make on the au you can see me commenting sometimes about how befriending the dca (or a robot overall) is Perkeo's "last shot" at pretty much everything

Now what does that mean, you may ask?

Exactly what it sounds like

You may guess their mental health is pretty fucked up just by the way they let themselves repeatedly deal with virus Moon, either getting hurt or killed when they are too tired to put in the effort to avoid him — all that so they can reach their end goal eventually to get to bring a friend home

Seems an awfully lot for simply keeping one friendship, doesn't it? Specifically considering everything else they already do. Staying over when there's no point to, getting the higher ups to give them better stuff, molding the world to how the two want it to be

That's because they really want it to work out, because that will be the last time they will put effort on someone ever again

They love and love and love and love and get tired of it. They love loving but can't deal with not having where to put down that leftover love anymore.

If it doesn't work out with Sun and Moon they will just get a quiet, isolated place to go to sleep

Because they can't die

Well, not like they would ever tell Sun and Moon about the reason they went looking for them on the first place

But it brings me back to the song, the last part

It's so weird to see you fall asleep.

It's weird for them when you sleep longer than you should. You could be knocked out cold for an entire week if they let you. Maybe even more. You say you're just built different like that.

They get worried when you exhaust yourself so much it's hard to get you to get out of bed. But it's also weird to see you in bed at all because for all the years they've known you you've always avoided resting like the plague.

It'd be weird for them if they ever decided to leave, and even weirder for them if they were to come back after a while. Because you, who is fated to always be there, is not. You're asleep. There's a letter saying to let you be.

It's so weird to see you fall asleep.

The never ending love they always saw in your eyes dimmed by no one other than yourself.

Good thing they don't plan on leaving you, either. That would be just too boring, wouldn't it?

[canisalbus]

IDK if I'm phrasing this correctly, but in my brain, Vasco is, like, the personification (caninification?) of an afternoon chilling on a back porch swing.

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[fisheito]

would you rank your top 20-30 rooms with eiden? i wont ask for all eiden rooms cause thats gonna be every H scene in the entire game except for SSR morvay & aster room 5 xD (unless you want to try every H scene [that you've seen]?)

after a disappointing reality check [intimacy room count], i regret to inform u that i only have 34 non-yakumo rooms unlocked 😫?! (i assume when u ask "what are your top rooms" you mean Non-Yakumo ones?) seems like i haven't actually unlocked that many!!!! eep!! how shameful!! my research is biased and incomplete... how am i supposed to know all the characters equally like this...

so uh, if i were to try and rank top 20-30 i wouldn't have much choice AHAHA.......

i can...maybe try for a top 10? though even THAT will be biased because i have been bberyeryy stingy with my keys so far (AND I'M CRYING AT HOW I HAVE NO EIDEN CARDS BECAUSE I KNOW I WOULD HAVE LOVED THOSE)

[littleplantfreak]

it’s cause I’m stronk 💪

silly mino you’re talking to a girl who passed out on top of a kid in sixth grade during a chorus concert, got dragged full dead unconscious to a chair, passed out again getting up to walk out, had to be dragged by both arms unconscious once again to a hallway, and i insisted I still go on the trip to the amusement park we went to an hour after the concert. You’re gonna need rhino tranqs to get me in the basement.

[seariii]

IF YOUR OK WITH TELLING ME can i know what timezone ur in? So leik i know when your sleeping or SHOULD be sleeping 😋

Oh I'm gonna expose my horrible sleeping habits with this.... Cst

Please do share yours too, I like to have a general idea of when the pretty people are awake

[kayvsworld]

the whole Sequence of tony realizing that like,,,, even though he’s shut down his company’s weapons manufacturing division, the people who hurt him are still actively receiving and using weapons, made by his company, to hurt other people, right now in this moment—and going, “ok! the system is corrupt and no one is going to do anything to help these people because the Harm Is Easy And Profitable and it’s all bad, it’s all still bad, fine! ok! fine! ok! fine i’m going to personally fly to this physical village and fight a goddamn tank MYSELF”

DIRECT FUCKING ACTION 

[arcanaaa]

@aisumadoushi asked: just naked, double-cheeked up, sleeping soundly, on her barrel of booze

AGONY. BETRAYAL. RAGE.

It was hard to pin-point exactly what emotion the Seer felt while regarding the display before her.  Because this was quite the scene. She supposed she should be thankful that he wasn’t sleeping inside her barrel of whiskey. It would have made his punishment much more severe.

For now, however, she would settle with a draw of her cards. With a lot more restraint that the ice mage hardly deserved, Cana spoke with an even and deceptive softness.

❝ Gray... ❞ 

❝ I’ll give you ten seconds to find your pants, because I’m feeling charitable-- but if you’re not dressed and off my booze, then all bets are off. ❞ 

A soft snore was her reply.

Ah...well. Guess that does it then.

❝ Alright Gray. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. ❞

That was extent of her mercy: the rest would lay in the hands of whatever god existed. 

With her lips peeled back in a silent snarl, she flung the cards at the wood, the satisfying ‘thunk’ of the sharp edge embedding into the grain was the spark-- with Heaven, Reverse Death, and the Mountain, rest assured, her spell wouldn’t kill him. But it would hurt. 

She was counting on it. 

❝ With these cards, I summon: Lightning!! ❞