#i cant wity this man

[pulchrasilva]

Thought too long about non-standard relationships where you don't bother with a label and there's no "confession of feelings" it's just deep care for each other and a determination to stick together and intimacy with no regard for what type of relationship it is. SOMEONE make it stop before my little brain explodes from the gay feels

[29121996]

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[fuckable-old-man-battle]

pro illidan propaganda

hes like 10,000+ years old, fat naturals, stupid but acts wity all the time, constant "ends justify the means and im right" attitude, is canon bi, huge as shit (literally i think 10+ feet tall), half elf half demon (or more demon tainted elf), has like a thousand adopted kids/found family, has also been ass hurt about one childhood crush for 10,000+ years but in the funniest ways possible, also a twin. im in love with this man

12/10 he will split me in half

I cant even say the things id let that man do to me id get banned before i even finished typing

[niarfreen]

THE KING OF BATHROOM SELCAS😮‍💨

[fireandspiceland]

Hm also getting unreasonably horny recently. so have some vague ideas created by a fellow horny fucker. (Apologies I'm not the most experienced at smut).

nyo Ruseng, hear me out, normal ruseng is already plenty enough but nyo ruseng is a different level of shit .

Anya is so much taller than alice that it's actually funny, but when said shortie pins Anya to the bed with ease despite her always struggling, it suddenly becomes apparent just who is in control of this relationship.

"Aww, too much for little Anya already?" Cooed Alice from her perch sitting on Anyas stomach, kneading her tits with one hand and teasing her clit with another.

"I just started and you're already panting like a bitch in heat, aren't you my sweet?"

Mocking, mocking, mocking, something Alice did too well, and something anya would rather die than addmiting she liked.

Breathless and struggling to articulate a single word, let alone a full sentence "Y-yes Ma'am."

Alice liked to feel in power, and she always got a little more frantic with her strokes and ministrations when Anya called her Ma'am, "Say it again my dear, say it again?"

She was barely in a place to think a coherent sentence, with two of Alice's fingers inside her vagina and her breasts erect and hard from the strokes as well as the light strikes wity her hand Alice did on them.

She tried to speak but nothing would come out other than a moan of pleasure and the stuttered word of Ma'am.

Contented for now, Alice continued, slowly getting Anya closer to climax, as she moaned and whined loudly and clearly, such a wonderful sound her moans were. Alice herself was growing warm and feeling wet, but first she needed to tend to Anya, starting to move her fingers around till she brushed against that spot just right, Anya's body bucked as pleasure coursed through her, moaning at almost a fevered pitch, she wanted Alice to do it again, please she had to.

Breathing a bit heavily herself Alice muttered in Anyas ear "Eager, slut."

Brushing that spot again, lingering for longer this time, until she felt that Anya was close enough, close enough, finally with one last wiggle of the fingers, Anya climaxed, almost shrieking as she did so, soft body almost merging with Alice.

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Ok there was that and now something a bit more cracky

"Yo bro have you ever measured your dick against another guys?" It was Alfred, currently high off his ass in his room with Mathias.

"Ew no! That's gay!"

"Mathias we've been dating for 5 years, we are both gay, we've been since high school dumbass."

"Right, sorry I forgor." It is important to know that Mathias is also currently high off his well sculpted ass.

"Come on man let's measure dicks it....ll be really awesome!"

Alfred somehow ready had his dick out, tobias a bit flaccid due to him not having a boner right now (duh)

"My dick isn't working!" Whined Alfred, momentarily forgetting what caused a boner.

"I don't know man should I touch it for you?"

"Hm seems good."

And so mathias did indeed touch Alfred's dick, and got others by squeezing it, and for some reason he decided to lick it too, Alfred seemed to like that so he did it again and again till his dick was hard.

"I fixed your dick man, now fix mine."Alfred did as he was told and sucked off Mathias, who god hard much faster than Alfred had.

They proceeded to measure dicks, and triumphantly Mathias said "Mine is longer!"

"But mine is thicker!"

"Mate most of you is thicker."

"Taking about thicker, I'm hungry, can we get Pizza?""

Sure what would you like."

They were ordering pizza like they hadn't just sucked eachothers dick not 5 minutes ago.

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Pls envision Ukraine in one of those sexy devil costumes, Austria and Germany wearing bras while Hungary towers over them with a riding crop, with Italy playing with the dicks underneath

There's a lot to unpack here and I was thinking about deviding it in two posts but alas I cant be bothered to do shit so lets make a long post even longer hehe

NYO RUSENG ARE YOU KIDDING THATS SO GOOD Im gonna be thinking about them for a while. yeah. anya's tits are on my mind a lot, mostly with matthew's mouth on them cause ruscan is life but... ALICE *head in hands* you're so right making her a dom I love that for her. also you're doing great with the smut writing, especially the last part was really captivating for me.

moving on.. I love crack fics. I love DenAme. Them being stupid and high and having fun with their big dicks is everything. Also "Taking about thicker, I'm hungry, can we get Pizza?" I'M WHEEZING XD

and crossdressing, sexy costumes, hungary with a riding crop and feli being a slut are always a bop.

[organic-guacamole]

showtime

episode 211 let's go

ok first of all, this is the second to last episode guys... I don't even wanna think about how much pain I'll be in after next week's episode

mr mazzara doing the recap-

this is so weird to me and I don't know why

WHY DIDN'T YALL JUST ASK BENJAMIN FOR HELP, THATS LITERALLY HIS THING

is Nini giving out the cards a callback to season 1 when Natalie Bagley said that Nini gave her a card or something on opening night of another musical?

STEPHY AS THE ENCHANTRESS OMG YES

Ricky in the crown gives me Harry styles in that photoshoot vibes

he's so pretty.

ok but why did we never see Ricky and Ashlyn interact before? it's been like 5 seconds and I already love how they bounce off each other and it's just so natural

OH THEY REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTUDIES-

well that explains a lot...

so Ricky fell on top of Ashlyn and all that broke for both of them was their wrist-

insert Jake Peralta *coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool no doubt no doubt no doubt*

of course howie was amazing as the beast, were we expecting anything less??

Ricky is so beautiful and I will not shut up about it....

let me enjoy this before the makeup crew slaps mud on his face.

Nini and Ricky talking to eachother? in a civil manner? wasn't she avoiding him just in the last episode? hm ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY CANT EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS JUST LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS, WHATS NEXT? THEY CUT EVERYONE OFF CUZ THEY CANT HANDLE EMOTIONS? ...ha

yes Kaden and Rico, my favourite east high boys 🥰

I mean....where's EJ?

THERE HE IS

EJ AND GINA IN THE BACKGROUND... doing something idek

KOURTNEY'S MOM IS BACK YAY

Howie is a shining star, ofc ofc

the smallest fOrk

can't wait to see the fork burst into song about how she deserves more than to be used to eat salad😌

the duster and the bluster.... ok😃

hi Gina!

hi- oh wow I didn't know Robbie Rotten was in this show!!!!!

the portwell look.

that my friends, is a married couple's look✋

GOSH EJ WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

aww Gina's so excited for this

D word?

Die?

Delicious?

Dom Toretto?

"good, clean fun all alone with someone I dig...a lot"

sir that does not sound very clean to me

SEBLOS

Seb looks so cute standing there next to pope Carlos

DID THEYEY REALLY LIGHT ANTOINE ON FIRE-

I NEED TO SEE THAT

Seb's reading Carlos better than big red read the script in episode 102, this is great development after the "fight"

Kourtney really just made the best outfit for herself and let the rest of them suffer

the way Gina immediately goes to hold on to EJ after the announcement

"tonight we're going to put the U in UTAH"

...

"hey where are you from?"

"TAH"

SEB'S SINGULAR CLAP KILLED ME-

he's officially salt lake city's resident thanos

just wity clapping because for some reason I have a feeling he doesn't know how to snap his fingers...don't ask why

Ms Jenn do you mind encouraging your leads before the show? idk just an idea

pepto bismol product placement smhsmh

those flowers are bigger that big red himself-

*bops along to the opening theme*

that whistle at the end slaps everytime

WHY IS THE AUDIENCE SO MASSIVE

I guess they're all here to see Ms Jenn go on as a fork after Nini decides to *go her own way*

wow i am so funny

so they couldn't do many group scenes cuz of covid, but this 300 person crowd is cool? nice

OO THE VIOLIN GIRL FROM EPISODE 6 IS IN THE ORCHESTRA

HOWIEEEEEE

"Mr Caswell", he said, in the loudest voice possible while backstage at a show that's about to start.

Mazzara what are you trying to pull-

I usually like Benjamin but I don't like his tone

"iS yOuR wHoLe FaMiLy HeRe?" LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THATS A SOFT SPOT FOR EJ

"we've had some good conversations these past few weeks"

right so what's going to happen after you graduate?

what does he think of you not going to Duke?

what did he say about you giving the sweatshirt that's been in the family for 3 generations to a girl you're not even dating?

good old Mr. M

therapist Mr. Mazzara, they all need it.

start with Ricky though.

"Michael Bowen"

dude why did you shave, now you look less like "hot lumberjack" and more "creep at the gas station"

OH-

does she not like Mike anymore?

why does it sound like jennzzara started dating and now they just sit back and talk smack about everyone in their freetime

break the fourth wall-

uhhhh im scared

why am I scared

he's scary

hehe flowers for Ricky, obviously for Ricky, ObViOuSLY

oh boy poor Michael

this man is in love, rip

why does Ms Jenn always look at people with her eyes open so wide

LILYYYY

I'm only excited because I really like the idea of lily and Ricky being friends, nothing more.

ha this guy's got jokes

a MOAT AROUND THE SCHOOL

wheeze

also he's very pretty.

"the wolves and very talented humans"

how dare he forget to mention the very talented wolves and normal humans, smh erasure

"being nice, what a concept" ted talk by Lily who still doesn't have a last name

did she just say lol out loud

same with the hug emoji last episode-

go touch some grass babes

the way he didn't say no, but said he didn't know how the east high kids would react-

not saying he does want to date her but that's an interesting thing to think about, also another thing to write an essay analysis on just to leave it in my drafts for a few months

awww lily genuinely trying to help him

sorry guys, I've been taken by the Lily charm (didn't know it existed until now but oh well)

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'LL NEVER SHIP PORTWELL?

just look at me now

the Lily wink I can't she's so cute-

HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY LIL-

David Attenborough?

oh nvm it's Benjamin narrating the show in a really weird British accent for some reason.

STEPHY GOT MORE LINES YAY GOOD FOR HER

also is this to show that Nini doesn't care about being the star of the show anymore? the way she's supporting everyone else even though she's a fork?

I would pay for a special of the full musical ngl

OOO THE TRANSFORMATION WAS SMOOTH

shockingly

yo where did the makeup come from

man I wish I was a theatre kid

THIS IS STEPHY'S EPISODE NOW IDC✋

my girl is starring

"needs an X-factor"

Simon Cowbell creeps in

"it's a yes from me"

and them boom, he takes Nini and mistreats her horribly and then she comes back to theatre after deciding music isn't for her👍

"I thought she just hog-tied him?"

don't ask sebby, it's better if you don't know.

imagine they spotlight the wrong person and this dude is just some random person that likes writing down stuff during shows.

Ms Jenn just let them do what they rehearsed (at some point we never saw) or else this is gonna end horribly wrong

"help"

same Carlos, same

I love how seb is just his translator rn

I thought he said "great displeasure" instead of "greatest pleasure"....help?

big red coming out from throwing up to see his girlfriend star is the cutest thing in this show.

Ash and Gina dancing is so fun

I'm imagining them practicing at night at their home, watching the movie for the 100th time and making sure their one dance together is perfect

KOURTNEY YES

HOWIE IS IN LOVE AHHHH

I LOVE HOWIE SO MUCH

SEBBY

THIS SCENE HAS SO MUCH GOING ON I CAN'T KEEP UP

THIS IS SO GOOD

HOW???

no because I'm actually crying

I'm dead serious.

we need this musical released as a special

big red is so proud and I love to see it

Natalie: "if you do not by at least 20 dollars in concessions, you do not support art"

rando in the audience: "but I pay for ad free Spotify"

Mr Mazzara clapping in the distance

Gigi, the guy you like is talking to you, complimenting you and hyping you up

YOU LUCKY LITTLE FEATHER DUSTER

aw EJ teasing her about the chocolates in a way that doesn't make her feel bad? take notes Richard

JORDAN FISHER

there is no rest of the show idc Jordan is it for me

THE WIG CAP ON RICKY OMG

they look like they're high and having "deep" conversations on the floor

THE MEAN GIRL WITH THE EYES-

@sunshine-julie-molina YOU HEAR THAT

Natalie really just be coming for them all

Howie what is happening rn

I'm scared

"did you enjoy it"

"very much"

dude wants a kiss so bad

ASHLYN OMG

NO DON'T DO IT BECAUSE OF LILY, PUT YOUR OWN TWIST ON IT

I want a Jordan autograph please

just keep swim- oh pushing...

Gina is literally a giant next to him and I live for it

am I about to cry for the 3rd time in this episode?

yes.

Ricky's leg kicks under the table makes me so happy aw

the portwell glances will kill me.

ah yes, mashed potato snow

Mr. M.... I'm not a theatre kid but even I know you can't have your phone on backstage.

Howie please just do it

CHIP'S BIG LINE I CANT

I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE IT AMD SCREAM INTO MY MASK FOR A SOLID 2 MINUTES (I'm not at home rn) HES SO CUTE

oh ok bye Jordan

oo tea

NOT HIM BEING STARSTRUCK BECAUSE HE'S MEETING HIS FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW-

"we're all just glad Gigi has a big brother figure in her life"

excuse me for a few thousand hours while I laugh hysterically

THE CAMERA ZOOM ON EJS FACE AND EVERYTHING-

STOP EJ LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY WITH THE STAGE MAKE-UP

someone else said this already but I think it's hilarious that they had to bring in 2 guest characters to create some portwell angst

omg this really is Cici's episode, found family is their thing

elevator music lol

I'm gonna bet that big red took the harness for his surprise for Ashlyn without realising what it was

did Ms. Jenn just....tell her most mentally unstable student....to commit suicide....on a disney show...was that....I'm very....well....what the actual-

oh and there she goes running off instead of trying to make it right

oh wow Nini's the hero, she's gonna save the show 🤩

😐

the judge is doing a sudoku

honestly if I went to the hsm show as well, I'd come prepared for this one too

Lily why are you looking like that-

I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE YOU DON'T MESS THIS UP

wow ok, there goes that.

omg

what if Howie was acting weird because he knew what Lily did and wanted to tell Kourtbut Lily threatened him so he was scared to-

anyways see y'all clowns next week when we all simultaneously lose all motivation for the week without Fridays to look forward to.

[fuckblizzardbearlover]

Lot of other good posts here.

Im just gunna say this simple fact.

These ppl you dont know arent your friends. Rick riordan isnt your friend. He doesnt know u. You dont have to give him a pass just cus you like his work. If u respect him u should hold him to the standards u do other ppl. Hes a grown ass man wity a fair bit of money and hes loved long enough to know and admit when he fucks up. I know hes prob getting some bad hate but i know some of that is from him refusing to admiy to fault. And no pc non apologies arent apologies.

Hes not your budy. Hes not your pall. Hes worth of 35 million and allegedly according to celebritynetworth.com earned 11 million between 2016 and 2017.

If youve ever said "eat the rich" you mean him.

Ppl like him, opra, ellen. Mean or nice they are rich, which means they have no real morals. U cant have that much money and be good. Every now and thrn one of them comes off their golden toilet and uses a tiny percentage of their vast wealth to help people. These are ppl who were upset cus the travel ban meant they couldnt vacation in their third home, that their barber had to make a house call and they couldnt go to their fav restaurant and buy caviar.

You dont need to try to hard trying to silence ppl who continue to lose their lives and culture from racism , to defend some guy whos prob stressing out about press photos while u go out and risk the plague cus ppl like him dont pay enough taxes

[karla-kohen-blog]

What you can't see

I was captivated by his false charm: cleverness, witiness and confidence which intrigue very much of my girls. He was the talk of the class, discreetedly many women are captivated by his striking handsomeness and intelligence. Even I, become victims of his allureness.

We barely talk to each other. He was not approachable. He was sorrounded by his male friends and other girls who dont threaten me. Sure we had plenty of eye contact and smiles on our few encounters. But why is that, even for a short time I could still remember him at the glimpse of which reminds me of him ? I do become obsessed with him. At home, school or whenever I went he always takes place in my memory; I do not like it. I should forget him, I want to.

I think the reason why I cant go over him like I do when I cant get something that I want is that because my ego wants to take the possession.

My friends told me he has a girlfriend already. That made me feel great. For that realize me something. For what I can't see, I see now for which shed me light.

To me, he was not a perfect man. For he was just a mere boy. Living his highschool life as any teenage boy. Enjoying affairs with pretty women in class and have been master of using his charms and using it to his advantage: playing the emotions of girls. Thought the latter is subtle, you can tell it by his reputation. He who pretends to be curled up with books and calculator but at the same time so keen with girls.

That gave me a clear mind. For which my friends who adore him can't see that their perfect prince knew how to play emotions too well and has been doing it for years now and they can't see it! They are also blinded by their emotions and I too, ashamed for being one of them!

But now it's time to say goodbye too you. Maybe, it wouldnt be too hard for me too look at you if I didnt give any of your gestures a malice or meaning. I should have look upon you not to be my lover but a friend. And I should look everyone of my opposite sex as a friend. No more idea of romance when present of gestures.

I was just like any other girl to you. You havent even think of me before your sleeps as much as I do. And I hate you for that, but I hate myself even more for wanting you despite of your reputation.

Yet, it was a wonderful experience to get a chance to know you. To learn from your types. To finally differentiate "men" between a "boy". I learned so much about you and your methods. I will not try to forget you, for that means pushing myself and remembering you for that. Instead, I will take my time and venture myself as the new chapter of my life progress.

[yearning-mlm-hours]

the cool thing about being a trans man wity bad genetics is that i have to be hyper masc to even pass as nonbinary but every other trans masc can pass just by having short hair which is cool and great for them but unfortunately bad for me because i cant be GNC either because i have dysphoria and dysmorphia and so i suck at both masculinity and femininity and my autism brain wont let me understand the teeny tiny social codes that go into just having a good time or doing any behaviours "correctly" so im this vaguely androgynous being who wears a neon green shirt and christmas socks in june and has over 43 potted plants and makes clay skulls

in short im a kinda androdgynous (to people 30 and up) cottagecore and punk gay ace trans dude who dresses like an idiot and i think thats very sexy of me

[aerospace-agenda]

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