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murdrdocs · 5 months
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hazel and her gf making a movieee(if yk what i meannn) with a mommy kink 😮‍💨
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there’s an old camera in her hands. almost ancient in both of your opinions, one of the ones with a strap on one side and a viewfinder on the other. the rectangle is flipped out, and hazel turns it around so you can see yourself in it. 
sat on the bed, legs spread as your hand rests between your pillowy thighs. your fingers move languidly, stroking your clit as you watch hazel. her free hand is wrapped around her strap on, a newer  one, a little girthier and a pretty lilac color instead of the usual hot pink. 
“you see how pretty you look?” she asks you, taking a step closer and allowing you to really look at yourself. 
you nod, entirely too focused on how close she is to you now. her dick isn’t far from your cunt at this point, and you can’t help but shake your hips, nonverbally begging for her attention. 
hazel coos, the sound starting to sound more natural and normal from her lips with practice. she’d gotten insanely comfortable with you within the past few weeks, to the point where it was easy for her to push you into submission, dominating you in a way you’d never been able to predict. 
“are you getting desperate for mommy? hm? you want mommy’s cock?” 
her words alone are enough to have you losing it a little. but when she takes a half step forward, and slaps your pussy with the silicon head of her cock? you unabashedly moan, the sound breaking off at the end to make you feel even more pathetic.
hazel snickers, starting to run the cock along your cunt, your lips sandwiching the lubed up silicon. each time, the head catches your clit, and your bite onto your bottom lips gets stronger and stronger until you're sure you're drawing blood.
"hazel, please, don't tease."
she leans down, pressing a kiss to your forehead that's just barely captured on camera. then, she turns the viewfinder back to its original position, passes the camera to you, and grips your thighs.
she slides her cock in, the new appendage stretching you out more than you'd expected. your head starts to loll off to the side, the camera doing the same. hazel slaps your tummy with just enough force to bring you to attention. "make sure you record us, baby. need you to see how good i fuck you."
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maddiedrawz · 1 year
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i love mirror selfies
probably gonna draw more •-•
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memberoflottiescult · 24 days
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more.
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tohot4u · 4 months
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Blackfrost au macaque doodle
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shrimpster-hipster · 5 months
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Part 2 ayy
Went kinda further with that one. Can't say no to old man yaoi
(If the body looks different on the first one it's because I did not draw the pose, my sister did)
Anyways, hope you enjoy
Part 1
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Neil, on the bus back to Palmetto after the Ravens game: So you know how I promised not to lie to you guys anymore? Uh... Last night I was taken in front of Ichirou and watched him blow Riko's brains out. Also Tetsuji is stepping down as coach. That's really going to affect their next season. We'll have to train to beat the Trojans in the final next year
Everyone else: .... Neil
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majorproblems77 · 1 month
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So, because I have way too much time on my hands.
@trippygalaxy I blame you for this
Introducing a new segment - Skyward Sword Link ranks the beds of Skyloft
(Yes I found and slept in everyone I could - no I don't regret it man got a month's worth of sleep)
Starting with the academy beds (Not including his)
Fledge
8/10 - cute vibes, like the plants.
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Crawlin
3/10 - Lower bunks are overrated
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Groose
0/10 - Crawlin is a bitch and wouldn't let me sleep
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Karane
7/10 - Bed kinda short, rooms got cute vibes tho
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Zelda
10/10 - But Link misses his girlfriend
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Instructor horwell
100/10 - Got Mia cuddles 10/10 would sleep again
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Instructor Owlan
7/10 - Love a good book, but this is ridiculous
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Now for the rest of Skyloft
Orielle and Parrow
7/10 - Good vibes but just different flavours of the same bed
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Peatrice's house
4/10 - Bamboo aint the most comfy and the heart bed is just odd
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Piper's house
2/10 - house is too cramped not comfy vibes for sleeping
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Kukiel's House
9/10 - Massive bed best for starfishing good rest
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Beedle's airship
1/10 - Bad for the back, awful for the rest, never again
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Pipit's house
2/10 - SO... MUCH.... DUST
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Rupin's house
4/10 - Identical beds, but the curtains are nice I guess?
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Bertie's house
5/10 - Average bed, kiddo was loud tho...
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Gondo' house
6/10 - Same bed different flavours, but with nice colours :D
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Sparrot's house
7/10 - Good vibes again, here for the pretty lights above the bed
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Fave napping bench
100000/10 - Best spot to nap on the island, great view
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Hope you enjoyed looking through this totally pointless post :D
I spent way to long on this hahaha
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bettertwin9000 · 2 months
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Btw how did you put those subcutaneous trackers in ur fam without them noticing? Did you use a big ass needle or cut em open or what? Yall must have a really high pain tolerance or sum 😭
Now I couldn't tell you that now could I but if I WERE to put trackers INTO them- then I assure you- it was a painless procedure.
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simplee-giggles · 2 months
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My therapist said to me today that's there no better therapy than laughter
👀
Was that a good time to tell her I like tickling
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benrybenrybenry-chr · 9 months
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I have decided to be a silly little guy and finish a sketch like a maniac
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WOOOOOOO <- hasn't finished a sketch in months I think
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needycatboy · 2 months
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did you guys know you can get eaten out within an inch of your life?
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bluudpop · 1 year
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the stupids
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cottoncandysprite · 2 years
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I feel like one of the worst things about the Freddie affair is that thanks to the Dick Curse™ Nandor was canonically thinking of Guillermo while fucking a clone of his boyfriend
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I hope Wilmon get to brush their teeth side by side. I don’t know why and it is so random but also not. I am still thinking about Simon packing his toothbrush for his weekend with Wille. It would be so cute.
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tangledinink · 8 months
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just almost took adderall instead of melatonin by mistake
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carionto · 3 months
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The Blue Bird
Timothy and Leandra aboard the Blue Bird set to the skies and beyond on a whim just a year ago. No navigation plan, no backup, no contacts. Just the two of them on a journey to prove something to themselves.
Watching the colorful skies of alien worlds pass by, drifting between the stars of barren worlds, circling around empty moons. It didn't matter where they went, just as long as they were just the two of them. Just because that's how they wanted it to be. Just a simple impulsive idea.
What they did, no one will know. The Blue Bird records no secrets - it's as simple as can be. A little free bird flying wherever its wings will take it. All it can do is keep going. Until the day it finally can't.
How long will it drift from world to world. How many more eyes will lay upon this little bird crossing the skies, never to know where it came from, where it will go, who it carried. Some things will never be known.
What they will know is that the Blue Bird lived up to its name. Elegant, sleek, vibrant, and blue. The kind of ship you'd want to take on a ride through space. One you might consider never leaving.
The Blue Bird sends no signals and takes no calls. Like a phantom it sweeps through the skies offering no answers, asking no questions. Simply gaze upon it and wonder. Then, when it fades from view, cherish the memory if you wish, but let go of any hope of understanding it.
Sometimes things just are. Let them be.
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