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t-lostinworlds · 2 years

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nothing like the self-hatred you feel when you want to reread a WIP so you can freshen up your mind to be able to continue it only to see the word count and you just. who even has the time and patience for this @ author why have you given future me 45k words of jumbled mess to proofread and edit. just why.

#and there's no one else to blame but meeeee #add a sprinkle of being overly self-critical #you've got absolute chaos #bc sometimes i come across a paragraph #and it just makes me want to rewrite the whole thing LMAO #bc i wasn't the same writer as i was months ago apparently #i didn't outline this fic #bc THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ONE SHOT #it would've been roughly easier if i did #yet here we are #writing it as a one shot to then cutting it into parts is a nightmare #i do NOT advise LMAO #ramblings

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casualavocados · 1 month

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What are you proud of?

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 03 / Ep. 06

Bonus:

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #nat chen #chen bowen #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #userspring #uservid #userspicy #pdribs #userjjessi #userrain #*cajedit #*gif #wheezing at my own gifset i fuckinglkhsflkhsfl hate these guys #these arguments are so childish so i think its really great that they literally pull rank on each other both times #'just because we grew up together' 'you're only three years older'#why are they sooooooooooooo stupid. and funny.#its the being inseparable while growing up in a gang that did this to them i think. lmao #also. boys. why dont both of you listen to too young by nat king cole and then maybe you'll calm down #anyway shoutout to user nikkotinamide AGAIN for advising in translations and making me sure i could parallel the word 'brat' here #literally obsessed with it and the implications in both scenes/conversations #the first with ai di essentially saying chen yi is a kid to cdy and the second with chen yi being like 'what do you know about love/s*x'#me in both scenarios: :) ......>:) but then the rest of the scene paralleled TOO with ai di teasing chen yi about his. :)#and getting slammed into the wall for it hjsdkhfdj THEYRE SOOOOOOO FUNNY. GODDD

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miasmaghoul · 4 months

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will u ever write again ?

I showed this to @forlorn-crows and the following conversation occurred:

10/10, real knee slapper material right here.

#miasma says #omg my first anon hate i feel so blessed uwu #HILARIOUS to get this when im in the middle of filling a mushy may prompt lmao lmao #please be advised that i will NEVER interact with any other disparaging messages #but the first one feels fun to catalog #im not upset btw guys i genuinely laughed out loud when i saw this #pls do not be upset on my behalf ♡♡♡

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crouteann · 1 month

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i cleaned up this little mini print of the twins based on a poster by rene gruau… i have so much to do before next wednesday. theres another version of this i might go with instead idk

#OURGGHHHHHH #the comic preview would have been rushed so im not doing it #which is making me frustrated with myself but maybe procreate fucking up was a sign from god #that that was an ill advised idea lmao #dark grows the sun #finn fflannidan #fallon fflannidan #fin art #the other one feels less derivative of the original and idk #this is why i post this at a slick 12:09 am

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tiredfoxtf · 2 years

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Florida is going to be so much better now.

#> tired fanart #dream #punz #drunz #happy insanity day everyone #listen i kinda forgot that dream doesn't like the beach while drawing this #and advise you to do the same lmao #mcyt #mcytblr #mcyt fanart #punz fanart #dreamwastaken #dream fanart

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melrosing · 10 months

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anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me

#ok so this a lot of personal shit but I’m just gonna incredulously vent into the tags #like I don’t even know how to describe what 2023 in this job has been like lol #since April they’ve been insulting and scrutinising and scapegoating me over absolutely everything #they were really angling for just firing me outright for never measuring up to their constantly shifting and increasingly bizarre goalposts #and it got so personal man they kept insisting that it wasn’t but my god #then my dad gets sick and it suddenly becomes awkward for them to keep insulting and overworking me #so they switch to just ignoring me entirely so they don’t have to reckon w what me and my family are going through #like they never ask how he is or how things are going just every Friday they say hey do you reckon you can take more work on again?#and THEN I get a gut infection and suddenly im being guilt tripped for taking sick leave and pestered for evidence #it was giving like ‘we had to give you time off for your dad but now you’re taking the piss’#to the point I DID reach out to a third party at the company and was like ‘I’m sorry but why the fuck are they treating me like this’#and she was like ‘confidentially this is disgusting and I advise you to report it’#WHEN SUDDENLY I get back from sick leave and it’s like ‘the business is falling short so we have to make some redundancies….’#and now they’ve had to pay me a SUBSTANTIAL sum to fuck off!!! I think I win???#like I was so close to quitting but thank god I didn’t because now I’m getting a sweet deal to fuck off with no notice lmao #i leave end of the month #at first I was shocked like y’all really doing this now??? but suddenly I’m like. this is the best possible thing that could’ve happened #I spoke to that third party again and she was like ‘I am so happy for you’ like omfg it was a curveball but we’ll take it!!!#I’m fucking outta here and in due course I WILL be writing on glassdoor how fucked they are

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rollercoasterwords · 1 year

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how do you write funny characters? or just like, funny things in general?

i’m just funny in real life 🤧 a jokester a jester a comedian etc…i don’t necessarily think of myself as someone who writes a lot of funny characters but when i do include silly scenes etc it’s usually just. writing down my own sense of humor…not sure how 2 explain the mechanics behind that i fear…

#i mostly write sad shit lmao so i am probably not the best person. 2 advise on this #whenever i do have characters telling jokes etc it’s usually just. shit i’d say #not trying 2 brag or whatever but i just know how 2 make a joke irl….good at making people laugh etc…one of my many talents <3 #ask

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catastrxblues · 9 months

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#okay i actually want to rant a bit 😭 - not advised to read this because then you might get brain damage #because oh my god??????? weird #(was going to write an entire diary but nvm here’s the gist of it)#basically i was coming home from this chem thing right #i used the train as i always do when it comes to this. and because the new station just got a shiny renovation it is now connected to the #new mall in front of it (we have two now it’s an addition to the first one). and guess what 😭#i had to go in and get to the first mall because my dad said he’d just pick me up at the lobby instead of the bus stop in front of #the station entrance right.#and when i was on the elevator going up on a call with my mom about food orders 😭#the guy i used to have a very very VERY heavy crush on in middle grade got to the elevator leading down just as i was on the landing 😭😭#and i had to make sure i wasn’t hallucinating so as he was descending and his back turned to me i examined the back of his head and i’m #pretty sure it was him. curiosity killed the cat i should’ve remembered that shit because you know what my stupid ass did??#i was already walking away on my way to cross to the first mall but then that curiosity got the better off me and i steppedonto the elevato #leading down 😭 and followed him out into (apparently) the fucking bus stop #oh my goddd I JUST REALIZED this is my the one moment help #except i don’t think he recognized me because i was never even friends with him lmao. wrote tons of poetry about him ✅#actually had one proper conversation with him ❌#i was delusional and kept alone with my thoughts living in my head do not judge me #but seriously even though i don’t really care about him anymore this would’ve been (unfortunately) SUPER important to middle grade me #she would’ve taken it as a sign or something and write like five pages about it #and i just keep thinking about that #funny how things change because IF YOU KNEW how many credits and exaggerated compliments i gave him in my old journal #oh you would’ve laugheddd #like i used to SPEND SO MUCH TIME pondering over him it’s so 😭#i used to have an oc and i think i based it on my idea of him and then i think that idea of him was even the reason i started to TRY to #write poetically. and i used to relate every taylor swift love songs to him (esp the ones in debut lover and rep and fearless) IT WAS SO #FUNNY LOOKING BACK AT IT NOW #i think he did see me though. i put on this act as if i was searching for someone confused and then (my go to) pretended someone called me #and then i whisked off as if to find that someone #i’d like to think i look pretty cool though. not because of anything (def not my looks because i was SO TIRED from that extra chem lessons

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or-we-could-take-a-walk-together · 1 year

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@ladystardust05

#(this is sarcasm)#((although if you do ship them i advise you to see a doctor))#jk #timothèe chalamet #kylie jenner #lmao #poll #i was like bitch get tf off my man #**our man #timothée chalamet #timothee chalamet imagine #timothée chalamet x reader

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bobzora · 9 months

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what do i have to do to get more people to play persona 2. you guys would love persona 2 i promise. it's a little annoying to play but it's worth it guys. it's worth it. tatsuya. trust me guys.

#bobtalk #innocent sin set up to eternal punishment gut punch <- only persona game that made me full on cry. lmao #set that shit to easy grab a walkthrough and blaze through those dungeons for peak story. trust.#use save states. nobody needs to know!#i can teach you the emulator casino trick for basically infinite money....trust. trust.#i can help you set up the emulator in the first place...what do i have to do...ill do it...#do you guys like...repressed memories? gut wrenching sibling relationships? rumors made reality?#the lowkey feeling of dread sometimes felt in 5r's thirdsem but Way Way Way Worse? the unrelenting passage of time?#fucked up and evil god? daddy issues? identity issues? love was there and it mattered? theres lgbt rep if thats what it takes.#uh. k/atsuya suou moe....?#ok. um. playing 1 first is probably very well advised but well i didnt do that. i probably shouldve. but. LOL #trust. trust. trust.#p2posting #<-i guess.

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mikumoroll · 1 month

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a win for the agoraphobics... group orientation/advising sessions are only conducted in-person at my college now (they need to update their automated emails + forms to indicate virtual sessions are not operating anymore) so i was sent to contact the DEAN of advising on my campus and she forwarded my info to an advisor that will conduct a session over zoom with just me... aka, i WIN, because group orientations are the worst thing on earth.

#i did one of those when i went to jccc and it was so fucking BORING and so awful lmao #but we're good... we're safe... hallelujah praise da lord etc.#txt #i'm not wimping out necessarily also. because. well. really boring situations already make my anxiety flare up because my adhd goes insane #and i do not want my first on-campus experience to be a really boring and anxiety-inducing experience i cannot escape #because i NEED to do this advising thing to register for my classes. aka the worst thing for my agoraphobia (situation i CANNOT leave)#AND THEY DIDNT!!! FCKING!!! TELL ME!!! UNTIL AFTER I DID MY ONLINE ORIENTATION!!!!!#WHY AM I DOING THREE DIFFERENT ORIENTATIONS. THAT ARE ALL GOING TO BE THE SAME THING. AIOUEHAWFEGYHIU #college fucking SUCKS bro i shoulda just stuck with doing IT certs -> loser who is lazy and hates doing boring things

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autistic-shaiapouf · 2 months

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Might accidentally get absolutely jacked bc in a sheer desperate effort to artificially raise norepinephrine levels in the absence of an actual snri, might start doing cardio at the gym again

#i miss running but was advised against it bc it might stress my stupid rubber joints too much so i've been using an elliptical #if i can find a nice sidewalk i can use my roller skates!! i've used blades before so skates are still a little new to me; i could bike but #the roads scare me lmao; i'd need to get way out of the way to get to a nice stretch of sidewalk ://#haven't used my bike in a while.. it's sunbleached and also margaritaville themed so the sunbleach actually just feels right lmao #it's also. very hot outside. so idk if it's a good idea; especially w/ the distance involved U_U #anyways. i just wanna write and draw but my brain has fucking NOTHING in it apparently and. well that just won't do #wow you're so strong how did you do it?? i did one pushup for every time i couldn't sit down and draw #dude i did NOTHING with art fight this year and i'm mad about it. i only read 1 book this month. starting to get back on track with actuall #cooking food. and it's like. yeah there's job stress i'm working to resolve but man. i just wanna be able to do stuff #shai speaks

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canonkiller · 1 year

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I can only really draw on an iPad right now because of the vision problems, but let me be entirely clear: I hate everything I draw on it and loathe the entire process of doing so. this is a device whose intended audience is people who build their existence around looking minimalist on instagram and I can feel it in every single line. the art I make on it isn't mine; it's a commodity at best. I miss it.

#my art #it feels so fucking wretched to be grieving so much loss and to have the only way of processing it be this defanged sanitized garbage #there has been an angry hunger building in me for years and all i can do is bear it alone 💖#with little income and even less in person support. whatever amount of money you think i have it's definitely less lmao #having a normal one 💖✨♥️#anyways i hate this fucking ipad i was lucky enough to get one cheap used but oh my god from the second i pick it up #i want to snap it over my fucking leg because the jagged edges of a break would be more authentic #than any art i can make by drawing on it properly #and no its not a screen texture issue that is not my problem with it do not advise me on this subject. i hate what it stands for #and i hate every component of its construction thank you

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serfuzzypushover · 1 year

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3 days later

#lol #again im not an agere blog!!#my stuff can be pretty suggestive at times so i would advise ppl who regress on the regular to not follow!!!#i will still do the requests ofc i love doing them!!#but i understand being hypersexual AND an age regressor separately and posting about both isn't a good mix #not mad at ppl requesting agere stuff i literally asked for more btw lmao #/gen #i just didn't expect so many #art tag

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katierosefun · 1 year

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hm thinking about how my academic adviser really said “if you struggle with doing things right now for yourself, just think about how much future you will appreciate it later” and bro has that changed my mind on a lot of things but also the way i want to scream doing things that i don’t wanna do right now but fine fine fine

#caroline talks #it's the whole. 'i'm okay with letting myself down i just don't wanna let others down :(' mentality huh #my academic adviser being like 'you should consider your future self or your child self as someone you don't want to let down'#and i'm like 'oh worm okay'#which is what i'm trying to do #so right now i am going to go to my goshdarn torts class #even though i haven't done the readings lmao #but it's probably better to just show up and try to absorb the class #rather than sit in my room and waste time

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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rgg cosplay truly is the pinnacle of an investment i will be The Guy at the office with ninety suits all cause video game make me happy. why do i own a gold studded belt.

#snap chats #on the real tho today i remembered that one ask i got where someone was like #'i wouldve imagined youd do an aoki cosplay first tbh' and i snorted #yeah fuck it why not. ill steal his outfit too cant have too many work outfits ig #plus i also have masato's might as well complete the cringe lord set #not anytime soon prob next year but still LMAO #ok i wanna eat before i finish this comm #the good thing about my wrist still being ugly is that i wear a splint while drawing #and since it's not advised to wear it for longer than two hours im forced to take breaks now ☠️☠️#anyway bye. i wanna do funnyman cosplay so bad it'll be goofy...

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