#i don’t have a car okay

[astralisstar]

delivering food iz so stupid because

[spirit-of-beetlejuiceblues12]

Stan Twins headcanons No One asked for (TW: some angst)

Because I’m obsessing over Gravity Falls yet again.

Stan and Ford shared the Diablo through high school (they bought it together), but their parents bought Ford his own car for graduation after Stan was kicked out

Stanley cried when he crashed the Diablo to fake his death because it felt like losing his brother all over again

Stanley kept all the mirrors/reflective surfaces in the house covered for at least a year after the portal incident

Ford refused to keep the home movies from his and Stan’s childhood; Stanley got them from their parents at his funeral and kept them in the Shack for when he finally got Ford home

Fiddleford actually enjoyed having Bill around until he started being actively creepy and take advantage of Ford

Time passes differently in different dimensions, so Ford forgot how old he was until he got back to his home dimension and found a calendar

The people of Gravity Falls genuinely love Stan like he’s their uncle; every town needs a grouchy uncle

Ford had girls literally lining up to flirt with him in college but was too busy/dumb to notice

The twins forgot to call Shermie and explain everything for nearly half a year after Ford’s return; Dipper and Mabel said nothing about it, assuming Stan and Ford had already told him

Shermie knew it was Stanley in Gravity Falls the whole time and just figured Ford was off working for the government as a top secret scientific advisor or something

While adventuring on the Stan O’ War II, Ford calls Dipper and Mabel obsessively to make sure they’re doing okay

Stan and Ford both ship Dipcifica, but for different reasons (“Marry rich, kid, I like it!” “They make each other better, Stanley!”)

[swedenis-h]

Why did they make a movie about Cars.

[blushy-tigerrr]

vent in tags sorry

cw: mention of loss

[possum-quesadilla]

Guess who got sent home from work with a mild concussion!! ROCK AND ROLL BUCKAROO, TIME TO TRY TO FINISH THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

catching up on well there’s your problem podcast bonus episodes, thinking about cars a lot, and a fucking fiat would serve 99.999% of my car needs perfectly well. i would be perfectly happy driving a little tiny fiat! they’re fun to drive! i got a subaru hatchback bc i knew i was moving cross country soon and wanted reasonable cargo space, and i wanted a four wheel drive vehicle for the rest of my time in w mass. i have needed to rent or borrow a truck Twice outside of major apartment moves.

however! with all these fucking pavement princess trucks in houston, where the hoods of these giant fuckoff trucks are a full head above my car’s roof, im genuinely afraid that an entire fiat would fit completely within their front blind spot and i would be squished!!!

[padawansuggest]

Okay. The trike is together. My dad (who used to run a bike shop okay he knows this shit he just used me for my better eyesight a lot cause that’s an issue for him now I’m so fucking glad I have him I would have just cried at it) wants us to get a nice set of washers for the seat itself, a couple more LED lights (I got one recently without even realizing it had a red light setting and dad wants me to get two more of it cause it was on sale) and we need a third reflector for one wheel cause we seem to have lost the backing to one of them and he doesn’t think it’ll stay long if we just glue it. But he also wants Lock Tight glue cause he doesn’t trust a lot of bolts (lmao this man would say it’s fine if it was his but for his kid???? Nahhhhh it could be better).

But that’s okay cause I’m sore from like 3 straight days of Going Places Doing Things, so I’m chill to nap till tomorrow and then get what I can on that list, plus a secondary bike lock. The trike itself came with a lock with keys, but it’s not a GREAT lock so I’m gonna get a super nice one, and use the one it came with to lock the basket in the back of the cart (it came with a grated lid lol) because that way I can go to multiple stores without worrying about my stuff.

Now, I’m gonna get started on crocheting at least 4 bags for the big basket in the back, and one WIDE one for the basket in the front.

Pictures after the read more and if any of you save pics of my inside home I’ll be in your walls.

They wanted us to metal wrap the grates to make the basket but me and dad don’t trust shit lmao this is a zip tie family. First pic is from last night close to when we stopped for the night. I was shocked we were able to do the whole thing next to the front door right in front of our armchairs lol. We did this in relative comfort.

[sincerelyaudri]

what a day

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

I miss my old coworkers!!! I miss having friends at work instead of passive aggressive assholes who don’t want to train me and then get annoyed when I don’t know things and act like my very existence irks them!!!!

[lovelyisadora]

so glad today is the last full day of road trip 1 because:

we got lost in a forest

we went caving and the lights went out when they weren’t supposed to and we had to navigate the rest of the way in the dark

the caving trail wasn’t very long but had over 700 stairs. for context I am disabled 🙃

[uwugenides]

anyways, venting in the tags cause what else

[chaosinstigator]

ngl… my excitement for this weekend literally vanished last night

[f1-stuff]

I think they were kind of arguing tho 👀 when Carlos says “Charles” twice then it looks like he also says ma non è vero eh which means “but that’s not true”

I’m impressed by your lip reading lol I did see him saying Charles, but the rest 🤷🏻‍♀️ I agree tho, I think some people take issue with the word ‘argue’ I guess? But to me, it’s pretty clear that Carlos looks defensive. We can’t see Charles’ face but it’s clear he’s chatting up a storm 😂

I think he was probs expressing frustration about getting blocked on his only lap and was just being his lil sarcastic self (that we saw in a lot of the interviews). But I love that about him ❤️ and I still somehow found it all cute: Carlos’ 😧 expression, his lil backward step hand up like ‘what’d I do?’, Charles just non-stop talking😂, Carlos fiddling with his zipper…🥹

[gottarunfromthelaw]

I have had less than five hours sleep for the past few days and I went to a mall and then got lost. I had to call my mom and she called me a ostrich

[tariah23]

Found this cleaning job on indeed that pays pretty well omg. The other job is taking too long to get back to me (I think it’s because of my sister actually since they hated her back when she worked there ToT… and of course they’d recognize my last name…)

[goldkirk]

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