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#i dont remember who inspired it but it def came from @kawaiijohn 's server
princessfanonanona · 2 years
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A video on youtube entitled: A Fenton's Uncovering of Phantom
Danny stands in front of a cemetary holding a strange white box-ball-thing facing the camera. "So here we are in the cemetery, and we're going to be using this funky thing my parents built to try and locate phantoms grave."
-insert several scenes of Danny tripping over nothing, running around ahead of the camera, Sam holding the white thingamajig while Danny is in a hole at her feet, and Danny walking head first into things-
Danny walks backwards ahead of the camera, the doodad in his hands beeping ominously, "alright its been an hour-"
Sam, offscreen, "2 hours."
"It's been two hours since we got here so it's pushing the fabled witching hour," Dannt continues.
Off screen, Tucker is making a bad impression of a ghost, "OooooOOooOoOOooo spooOOooOky~"
Danny rolls his eyes, "What that means is that all the spooks come out."
-Scooby-Doo movie soundtrack plays in the background, chorus repeating 'the freaks come out, the freaks come out'-
"Get to the point," Sam says.
Danny holds up the contraption with excitement. "This thing is finally working!"
"Yay," Sam and Tucker say monotone.
"Let's see where it leads us," Danny turns and promptly trips over a headstone.
2 minutes of video of Danny tracking in circles around the cemetery pass. They stop in front of a small grave out of the way of everything.
"Is this it?" Tucker asks, sounding louder than before.
Sam moves into frame to rub the face of the headstone. "I can make out half a name?" she says.
Danny also stares at the stone, "It's dated 1894...or is that a 7?"
Tucker giggles, camera shaking.
Sam, turning and exposing the Headstone to the camera.
"What?" she half snaps.
"That's Abigail Flints grave! Phantom was a girl!" Tucker practically crows.
Sam and Danny look at eachother
"I guess dying is the best hormone treatment you can get," Danny shrugs.
"Good for him," Sam says holding a cupcake.
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A video on youtube entitled: A Fenton's Uncovering of Phantom Take 2
Danny bounces into frame wearing an oversized trench coat, top hat, and what's obviously a napkin stuffed into the neck of his nasa shirt. He is holding a tiny pink magnifying glass.
"Well howdy-doody-there-" he smiles bright.
Tucker and Sam off screen, moaning in despair, "Oh Ancients."
"-so my last video got real popular and a lot of arguments have started up about whether or not Phantom was once Abigail."
"Danny!" Sam says off screen, "you can't just live-name a ghost!"
"Factz!" Danny finger guns to her. He turns back to the camera, "Ghosts have a very strict rule about live-naming them. So, in today's video, we're going to prove Phantom was [dolphin noises]."
Danny turns dramatically so the coat flutters.
"We're going to do research!"
The screen rolls with the batman theme song.
Danny stands in front of a library table with what appears to be the biggest, dustiest tomb of a book in the world. He peers at the fine print with the pink magnifying glass held to his face.
"Danny, we're recording," Tucker hisses.
"Yeah yeah, I know, but this is fascinating!" Danny doesn't look up, instead gently turning a page. A cloud of dust pools on the table.
"Want to tell the audience what your doing?" Sam asks.
Danny looks up, "Oh yeah, so this is a book that a friend of mine lent."
He turns back to the book, "Did you know the Lunch Lady was actually [internet dial-up tone]?"
"What was that?" Tucker asks.
"The lunch lady, the ghost who-"
"We know who the Lunch Lady is, Danny."
"Oh well she was [glass breaking]."
"How are you doing that?"
Danny looks up confused, "Doing what?"
"That thing with your mouth! You're not making human noises!" Tucker half shouts.
"But I'm just reading...Oh!" Danny hefts the book up to show the inside print to the camera. "Can you read this?"
"I can," Sam says.
"I can't," Tucker answers, the camera shifts, frame drifting to the side and down. "Now I can, dude what?"
"It's spelled!" Danny says, glee in his voice. "To keep people from using it wrongly."
"Oh!" Sam exclaims, moving into frame and looking through a few pages. "The Box Ghost was once known as [cat yowls]."
She blinks.
"Trippy."
"What does it say about Phantom?" Tucker asks.
They flip back and forth before settling on a page with a blurred painting, and a long description that glitches through various hieroglyphs and runes.
"Well that's impressive, I like the [monkey call]," Sam says.
"Shut up, you think anyone [rain and storm noises] is hot." Danny elbows her.
"It's a fact and you should admit it."
"And his human name?" Tucker presses.
"It's [snapping bubble wrap]."
"What, it clearly says [wombat scream]," Sam points at a blob of ink.
"No it says, [dog barks]."
"[Bird song]."
"[Wood breaking]."
"Ancients," Tucker cuts in, "It clearly reads as [wolf howl]."
"What is that racket going on over here?!" The librarian shrieks coming around the corner.
The video cuts off in a blur of motion and scrambling.
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A video on youtube entitled: A Fenton's Uncovering of Phantom Take 3
Danny sits at a table with Tucker. A ouiji board in barbie pink sits between them.
"Hello and welcome to part three of my uncovering the identity of Phantom!" Danny waves at the camera.
"I'm still-" Tucker cuts off, pulling his shin up. "Ow!"
"We figured we'd try doing a Q and A this time," Danny continues. "Except no one knows how to summon him or contact him outside a ghost fight. And then we remembered Tucker's mom had an old ouiji board from college-
"Thanks Mrs. Foley," Sam joins Danny in saying.
Tucker crosses his arms and slumps in his chair.
"I think having an older board will mean it will work better," Danny continues.
"Solid logic," Sam agrees.
"C'mon Tucker," Danny puts his hands on the little pink stone.
"Ugh," he jabs a finger at the camera, "I want it on record that I opposed this whole thing."
"Sam isn't joining me because she's allergic to pink," Danny adds.
"Such a shame," Sam says in monotone.
Tucker makes a noise that's a cross between a laugh and a cough.
He places his hands on the pink stone.
Nothing happens.
A solid two minutes pass where nothing happens.
"Are we supposed to...I dunno, ask for a visitation?" Tucker asks.
"That's asking for trouble," Sam says.
"Well if we made a blind call for any spirit, we might just end up with Skulker or Desiree," Danny says.
"Maybe we should ask for Phantom?" Tucker asks.
"Oh, great and powerful Phantom, please hear our plea and answer our call." Danny shouts at the ceiling.
Tucker drops his head into his bicep, shoulders shaking. The camera wobbles as half wheezes is heard from Sam.
"Please, Phantom," Danny continues.
The board gains a very faint green glow.
"We beseech you to grace us with your presence."
The glow gets brighter.
"We desire to ask you a few questions."
The glow condenses on the pink stone, shining bright ectoplasmic green.
"We-"
The stone jerks across the board pulling Tucker and Danny.
"Oh my fucking-"
"Y!" Danny shouts as the stone jerks again.
"O!"
"U-"
"You?" Tucker chimes in.
"R"
"Your?"
"A"
"You're a?"
"L"
"You're al- you're all?"
"D"
"W"
"E"
"You're all dweh?"
The stone wiggles but stays on the letter.
"Another E?" Danny frowns.
It jerks across the board.
"B?"
"You're all dweeb-" the tile slides to S.
"Hey we're not dweebs!" Tucker exclaims.
A white haired head with green eyes pops up through the table.
"Yes you are," she says.
Tucker yelps, falling out of his chair as Danny breaks into giggles.
Dani floats up out of the table to hover over it. "What are you even doing?"
"Trying to summon Phantom." Sam answers.
"Oh," she blinks, looking at the camera. She makes a little bow, "Phantom at your service."
"But you're a girl!"
"Duh," she rolls her eyes, "I'm Dani with an I, Phantom's sister."
"Oh good, here I thought [dolphin noises] had another gender change," Danny says. "You're smaller though."
"Those sound like fightin' words," she smiles, hands taking on a bright green glow.
"You-"
The video cuts to black.
The video resumes with Danny, Dani and Tucker sitting on the couch. Danny holds a very blue snowball to his face. Dani is wrapped in a towel and very obviously cold and wet. Tucker's hat is sideways and glasses crooked. He looks very lost and confused.
Danny and Dani point at each other.
"He/She started it!" They exclaim in unison.
"Okay, okay," Sam says trying to gain some order. "Ms Phantom-"
"Call me Dani," she says immediately.
"I'm Danny," Danny says.
"So?" She asks.
"I'm older than you, pick a different name," he says.
"You are so not," she exclaims.
"I know on good faith that you're not even 11 months old."
"That means you're old!" She crows.
"Beats being a baby."
"Hows your back, old man? Did you forget your cane?"
"Sam, it looks like the baby needs a nap," Danny turns to the camera. He puts a hand to the side of his face to stage whisper, "She's getting cranky."
Dani lunges at him knocking them both of frame.
"Can we be done now?" Tucker asks.
"Yeah, I think we're done here," Sam agrees.
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