#i forgot to tag this LOL

[lunar-seaz]

Geno: Where’s Ink?

Dream: Around.

Geno: Around?

Geno: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Ink, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

[theinsanecreature]

Day 2!! Of posting Minecraft build ideas!

Today's credits!! :

fbi_duck on Tiktok

Minecrafttips51 on Tiktok

agenaodesign on Pintrest

yjaragajardo on Pintrest

Marinaperezsier on Pintrest

homedecorbyalam on Pintrest

missingjoycon on Pintrest

louisdepoui on Instagram

[thevoidoceansystem]

💚 MaoMao x Lakan Shipboard (the apothecary diaries) requested by anon

🖤 shipboard with themes of incest, Loli, ageplay, daddy Dom, and dark academia

💙 Thanks for the request, hope you enjoy <3

— 🌙🌌

[polaroidcorner]

city slicker

[taigayuu]

Just reread the extra chapter of Boy Meets Maria, and the boys here are honestly so adorably silly looking.

That was a lie, I didn’t actually reread the chapter shhhh

[seekingthestars]

i'm tired of being stuck in between everybody and being the person everyone in my family has to complain about everyone else in my family to

i also had a very stressful and kinda shitty day at work and i just kinda want to cry bc i'm just so tired. physically but also very much mentally.

maybe i'll just put up my christmas tree tomorrow and stop caring, i need something that'll make me smile whenever i see it

[g0ldgauntlet]

Blacktober 2022 Day 30: Night

This is my other superhero OC, Grimm! She works at night collecting and communicating with souls because it's more convenient for her that way.

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

[nadacwriter]

Finished murder drones.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad

Bonus sketch, because I had to vv

"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."

[frogcroaks]

Overhated fire starter doodles

[isjasz]

📸📸📸 (screenshot redraws :D)

[itsadancingdinosaur]

I'm so glad the fnaf movie just kept Balloon Boy as this creepy mf. No explanation. Why is he here. Who is he. Who cares? All the jumpscares with him were great

[kazutoes]

4, 8, 9 and 11 for the song asks??

omg ong ong !!!!!! I didn’t think I’d get any asks in so happy

4 - how to save a life by the fray! it’s one of my favorite songs ever and even though it’s not really a “breakup song” the lyrics “and I would have stayed up with you all night had I known how to save a life” really gives me friendship vibes it’s hard to explainnn

8 - outside by the early november!!! The more punkish version of that song makes me so <3

9 -Mr Brightside. No questions asked

11 - ARTIFICIAL CONFIDENCE BY DIRECT HIT!!!!!!! automatic hype song I blast this song in the car when I’m sleepy it makes my brain go brrrrrr

[machinerot]