#i fucking love it

[asteracaea]

oh my god, so high school is SO funny

[ejsuperstar]

Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.

And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...

...

Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!

Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?

[lilsparks5]

[cod-dump]

Actually started fucking dying when I saw this

Never have I saved and sent an image to someone in my life

Either the boys gave this to Price as a joke or the Shadows gave it to Graves while being 100% serious. Price wears it just enough to make the boys happy (taking it off immediately before Nik saw it) while Graves wears it with pride whenever the fuck he feels like it, he doesn’t care who sees him. Either way they’re wearing it because of Nik.

[iamarti00]

HMMMMMMMMMM I wonder who the pale elf is?! 🤣💀

[aquamonstra]

[charles-pitlane]

charles with glasses, that's it

[rbvcdeluxe]

being in a spanish-speaking country is weird because i can’t just simply say “OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND BACK US SPAWN OF THE BLACK AND WHITE COVER OUR SOULS WITH ROBES OF BLACK ENTANGLE THE ARMS OF NIGHT” and scare the shit out of everyone

[captaincrungus]

i finished rewatching cyberverse again last night (i was making my brother watch it) and forgot how much the ending made me feel . idc if ive seen it 3 times that shit hurted. i am not ok. i fucking love this show

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

Rhaenyra and Daemon: *getting married literally 2 minutes after Harwin died, Laena died and Laenor faked his own death*

Jacaerys, Lucerys, Baela, Rhaena and baby Joffrey:

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

I've posted this before...and I'm doing it again...for reasons.

Vincent Price being strip searched by Burt Reynolds

Riverboat - Witness No Evil (1959)

[jellypear]

Philza is not an old man. Not nearly as old as he looks.

And perhaps there is a story to that. (And perhaps that story begins with a curly haired boy looking to him for guidance). (And perhaps that story ends tragically with Philza losing the boy who was nearly a son to him.) However, that is a story for another day. 

But maybe there’s a story after that. And maybe that story begins with a pink haired boy and his brother looking to him for guidance. (And maybe that story ends happily).

That is a story for today.

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Philza is not an old man. But he is a man, and a weak one at that. 

It’s storming tonight and storm’s always make him melancholic. They offer memories once joyful, twisting them, so they serve as a reminder of his failures. 

It’s a knock on his door that tears Phil from his brooding. 

When he opens the door to see two young boys before him, soaked to the bone with the elder’s hands sparking, he knows what they’re there for. And he feels some of his will crumble away before they can even speak. 

“Please,” The child in front of him croaks, the smaller one peaking from behind his knees “Please I need help. I can’t control it and they said you could help. I just, anything, anything at all I just need to be able to control it”

It’s a familiar plee. But Philza has traveled down this path before, and he knows how this story ends.

“I can’t,” He whispers, quiet yet audible through the storm “I won’t” The boys before him look crestfallen. The sparks from the older boy’s hands grow more frantic, and he clenches them harder in response. Phil understands, to come so far only to be denied must be soul crushing. 

And perhaps it’s the storm that makes him do this, maybe it’s the feeling of nostalgia, but Phil steps aside urging the children inside. 

“Stay for the night, it’s far too dangerous to begin your journey back tonight.

And as Philza sits them down by the fire, feeds them, clothes them and learns their names (Technoblade, but you can call him Techno, the one with uncontrollable magic and Tommy, actually it’s Tommy Careful Danger Kraken Innit yes that’s his real name Techno, the one with a mouth worse than most sailors Phil soon learns), he feels his determination to send them away in the morn crumble further and further. 

Still, for this night and every night after, Phil wonders if he’s doing the right thing bringing them in. 

(Many months later Phil will realize that it was one of the best things he ever did)

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Orignal AU by Wolfy | AO3 | Part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

uh hello @wolfythewitch, i bring you a lightning in a bottle au offering?

[bulldog-butch]

old tattoo, new socks 😍