#i had vowed not to play it

[dotster001]

I just got the craziest love and deep space ad on YouTube and I ran to tell you guys about it!

Basically, it was

*Radio announcer voice.*

You know what they say

Any man can be a father but it takes a hot middle aged guy with a job to be a daddy

And, of course, I wasn't paying attention because YouTube is background noise for me, but I was like "wtf is this ad for?"

I look at the video, and it's For Love and Deep Space. Specifically, Zayne. 😭

Specifically! This card! Which is no longer available!

I'm so shaken 😭 I'm alone right now, but I out loud, with the nastiest voice crack, went "what!?"

[thedreadblog]

Me the moment Solas started speaking Elvish

[mabaris]

vows and vengeance spoilers (not sure how people are tagging that yet, but be aware)

it feels very obvious that the ritual went as intended, right? this would not be the first time Solas pretended to be trustworthy in order to convince someone to do what he wanted, regardless of collateral. I find it VERY hard to believe that he would track down the Eye and know so much about its history and how it reacts to magic and not be prepared for what would happen

(and also I’m tired of the conceit being that his plans keep getting interrupted or something unexpected happens. it makes him seem incompetent lol)

[fromtheseventhhell]

What if I said Jon breaking his vows to save Arya foiled (not paralleled) Brandon going to KL to demand that Rhaegar come out and die because Jon was focused on saving Arya and Brandon was focused on getting revenge on Rhaegar?

[bobmckenzie]

oh my goddd they weren't kidding when they said the sims 4 wedding pack was useless for gameplay 😭😭😭 I've had it for a while but just tried to do a wedding for the first time and oh my god. so bad. so, so bad. anyway heres some screenies from before i had to quit without saving bc it said randall cheated on me AT THE WEDDING LMFAOOO

and a horde of guests all wanting cake except for nelson who's soooo special he wants a banana peel for dessert

[okaratauri]

I’m getting up early to go train with my old Taekwondo nationals team mate and maybe our instructor to get on track for our Black belt. My mentor recently died so the school is being taken over by his Master before him and that Master wants to get us our black belts since we’ve been Bodans for like 6 years XD but since covid I fell out of my peak condition and so long story short this is gonna S U C K. I got nauseous during a WARMUP on Thursday 💀 and I threw up for the first time working out in years two months ago after doing TWO DRILLS. It’s pathetic. Ima look pathetic, but I have to start sometime 😭 I just hope I don’t get sick again

[smolvenger]

@steasstuff sent me this TikTok comment section…and…

Uhm…

Me:

[imaginarianisms]

1 day i will make a meta of sansa's dynamic with her metaphorical champions/suitors & how that correlates to the ashford theory (i.e sansa being betrothed to joffrey baratheon, then promised to willas tyrell, then being married to tyrion lannister, then being married to harry hardying then married to aegon vi targaryen & aurane velaryon but it is not this day. lmao. when i make that meta it'll be so over for y'all.

[marinecorvid]

I should replay botw

[phoenixcatch7]

Lmaoooo okay so MAJOR story spoilers ahead-

But I just finished the crisis at hyrule castle quest line (after thorough googling that I wasn't going into the final boss, of course) and went back to the landing where everyone gathered to discuss what to do next.

It was all very solemn and thoughtful, everyone theorising and letting it sink in how incredibly dangerous ganon was, and then purah and riju are like 'omg there was a sixth sage maybe we can find whatever they've left behind maybe it can help us' and then Link IMMEDIATELY speaks up like 'oh yeah about that I've already found her. Yeah she's fine she's going to help us. I've also got the master sword too by the way'.

Everyone was SHOOK. I got praise and amazement from all sides. Purah was like 'ALREADY???!! And you didn't think to TELL ME??' it was great.

Never felt more like canon link in my life. I've got a screenshot of everyone's :O?! face. Going to be riding that high for hours XD.

But it's very impressive that I managed to procrastinate so hard I managed to skip about three major plot lines just by squirrelling my way where I'm not supposed to be purely by accident lmao.

[lintsins]

Father Coriolanus, the Reluctant Ascetic

Better quality under the cut

[temporarypenintraining]

Another convo w/ the gf yesterday. This time about Garmadon's first redemption vs his second redemption. There was a lot of stuff we said and it's hard to put in to words but basically I've come to the conclusion that Sensei/Master Garmadon is the man his father and brother always wished he would be. He's a peaceful, wise sensei with a perfect family. He's a man who's sinned and feels he can never atone, but he is trying so hard to do so anyway. Reborn Garmadon (specifically "Roomie" Garmadon, as I call him) is a man who, rather than trying to atone, is trying to heal. Heal both himself and the people he's hurt. He is a man finally given a second chance, a chance to become not the perfect man his father would want him to be, but the good man he SHOULD'VE been, had he never been bit. He is not mature, as Master G was. That is made perfectly clear. But with no venom in his veins he is now capable of maturing. Other observation: I haven't talked about this on here but I've seen that Oni are a Destructive Order, and Dragons a Creative Chaos (this is why Mystake is such an outlier. An Oni who creates, who embodies a certain chaos that others lack). Garmadon used to be the Order to his brother's Chaos, getting them out of trouble that Wu got them into, covering for him, having his back. The venom brought his evil to the surface, NOT his Oni nature. It actually made him more Chaos. More Dragon. Sensei G is Creative Order, Lord G is Destructive Chaos. They are both combinations of Oni and Dragon tendencies, but in their own way they are still opposites. Roomie G is the version of Garmadon who embodies all four traits. Order, Chaos, Creation, Destruction. His True Oni form in s15 has wings, a distinctly Dragon trait.

Yet Another Observation: The Overlord's plan has ALWAYS been to corrupt the power of Creation. When he possesses Garmadon in s2, he transforms not into an Oni, but a Dragon. In s3 his goal is to take Lloyd's Golden Power. The Overlord has never sought Destruction, he has always sought Darkness, which requires Creation (a'la the Book of Elemental Powers). Are my thoughts comprehensive? Probably not. Though a bit more than usual (I am running on like 5 hours of sleep and a Vyvanse). But I just thought this was all interesting.

[dravidious]

🐢

Killed my fursona again, now they're haunting me by giving me dead mice and birds

Also I had an idea for a combat trick and I decided to make it a monster hunter card

[scurpmun]

How to tell how your game of Mario party went with your friends.

At the end did someone yell at someone when they somehow won? Did someone else leave the call and vow to never play mario party again? Did it turn into a ganging up on one person after so much bs happened and the game ends with the friend group being questioned?

Then you had a great mario party game.

@the-shy-artisan @fatalismus @lily-the-night-flower

[dragon-dicks]

Just had what I can only describe as violently post-nut clarity and suddenly I'm not cumbrained anymore like I have been for like the past week and a half.

what the fuck.

[gallierhouse]

Funniest things Armand has done

Include the raccoon in his little projector slides during the trial

Make little dolls of Louis, Claudia and Madeleine for his rehearsal trial, and put a bra on Madeleine’s doll

Make up the story about feeding the sacrifice soup as part of his punishment

Steal Malik’s sunglasses

Imitate Louis by crossing his legs

Tell Daniel about how he’s had sex with half the coven, to his long-time husband’s surprise

Pretend to be a real employee at the penthouse instead of simply inventing an alter ego like a normal person

Reveal his vampirism by hovering menacingly, moments after removing his brown contacts in record time

Take Louis to Lestat in Magnus’ dungeon knowing full well that it could backfire and his cover might be blown

Let a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist into his home to write his husband’s memoir despite having mountains of lies to hide

Leave a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist alone with his husband knowing full well that he’s brainwashed both of them into forgetting an important series of events

Tell that same journalist about how he not only had sex with Lestat, but did so while making eye contact with Lestat’s ex, despite this having no relation or importance to the memoir

Lock himself in a box during the trial and make Sam guard him with a prop scythe while simultaneously sentencing his boyfriend to death

Attempt to impress Louis by demonstrating his friendship with Sartre

Continue to court Louis despite knowing full well that Louis was hallucinating his dead ex-husband, who is also his ex

Interrupt a week-long torture session to muse about how the floor slants north

Believe he’s kept his “I will not harm you” vow to Louis because he’s kept to the letter of the law despite violating the spirit of it repeatedly and enthusiastically

Suggest that lemon wallpaper be installed in the brutalist penthouse with minimalist decor

Break a 500-year-old vow because he was upset about his divorce, despite knowing full well that his marriage was a sham

Play Minecraft on his iPad