#i hate being lactose intolerant

[th3run]

I feel that …. Literally 😩

[bruh-please]

haso thought

What if an alien had an encounter with someone who was lactose intolerant, and the alien immediately thought ALL humans were lactose intolerant ?

Like, imagine,

H1: my body is in agony, but I don't regret any of my decisions

A asking H2:.. um, are they ok?

H2: oh yeah, they're fine, they're just lactose intolerant

A: what is that?

H1: my body can't process a certain chemical in dairy

A: ARE ALL HUMANS LIKE THIS? oh goodness, do we need to contact the captain, are you going to die??? Do humans die after they ingest dairy???

H2, laughing: oh no no, not all humans are lactose intolerant! It's only some people, and they don't die, their body has a way of "rejecting" dairy...

H1: *running off to the bathroom while hunched over in pain*

[wysteriadelights]

Note to self after I'm done blowing up cause I defied God and had a milkshake: make mutual post. So that people who don't want to be on my carrd can be there. Also. Maybe. Just maybe. Crazy idea. Go back and tag posts... a crazy idea....

[minyicho]

I can’t believe that I have to buy lactase for 31 dollars at the chemist just because my body randomly decided to stop producing it when I was fifteen

[rome-theeempire]

Ya know, you never notice how many of the things you eat have diary in em, until you become lactose sensitive.....now everything sucks

[the-mcrib-is-back-back-again]

The grimace shake is probably delicious. You know what they say “the best things in life are made from grilk ”

[fnafagainstmodernfnaf]

Fredrick fazballs is a hater. He ate my last block of cheese and I cried

-average cheese enjoyer

oh really, anon? I can’t believe that you’d accuse me of such a thing considering I can’t have cheese as I am lactose intolerant and my is too poor to buy me lactaid pills. So there, I couldn’t have taken your pathetic block of cheese you miserable wanker. I wouldn’t want your stupid cheese block anyways, much less want to face the raging consequences of what could happen to my bowels if I partake. Stop making shit up, anon. It’s not cool.

-Mod Freddy Fazbear🎩

[fullofcake]

About to devour some cheesecake and suffer the consequences (lactose intolerance)

[emi98338]

I’m crouched down over here on the subway platform, and people are looking at me like I’m weird. Like how is this any different than sitting on a bench or the subway stairs like that guy over there?

Just because I happened to drink a massive milkshake, and the three lactaids I took weren’t enough, and now I’m dying inside so I’m trying to minimize the pain making it’s way through my entire body,

I forgot where I was going with this. Dear god please help me. The risk I took was calculated, but DAMN am I bad at math

[sky-pie]

[l4leeknow]

Love is pain because why am I lactose intolerant when my love is dairy products?

[lire-casander]

when you find an amazing restaurant and there's literally not a single main you can order

[cursedimagery]

Where are my fellow “my bowels hate me” people?

[sweetface-the-dollbaby]

Me: *drinks 0.000000000000000001% of a glass of milk*

my stomach:

[wywuzz]

Microdosing milk like a mithridatist, to become lactose tolerant.

[charliethinks]

i’ve made the mistake to eat cheese pizza and now my stomach hurts like HELL.