#i hate this post

[hidden-under-lock-and-key]

What do you do when confronted with with your Secret identity? Deny! 

I am in a good mood so I decided to share this crack idea I had a few nights ago. @noir-renard helped with some parts of the ideas so check them out! If it’s in bold the the idea was from them. Sorry in advance for this mess of a post.

Somehow some way The Justice League runs into a very sleep deprived Phantom. When asked for his name Danny accidental replies with his civilian name. Out of pure embarrassment he just leaves, goes home and sleeps.

So the next morning when the JLA is knocking on his front door, interrupting his coffee, Danny does the most logical thing and denies everything.

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Danny: “Yeah no this happens a lot actually. His name is Danny Phantom, which sounds a lot like Danny Fenton. With us being named Danny and living in Amity we get switched around all the damn time.”

Because like what can they do, if when presented with evidence Danny just like “that isn’t me.” I like to imagine Barry in particular is calling his BS

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Barry: “But he said Fenton!”

Danny: “Well you heard wrong Mister Flash ” *sips coffee*

Barry: “You look just like him!”

Danny: *Shrug shoulders* “Merely a coincidence.”

Barry: “We have video evidence of you transforming behind a burger joint.”

Danny: “Whoa there buddy you are staring to sound a lot like Wes.

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Danny: "You think I am ghost? Well could a ghost do this?" *Smacks hand against the wall*

Barry, now unsure of himself: "Uh, I don't know?"

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Danny: “Look Mr. The Flash, if it's really that important to you I guess you can pretend I'm Phantom, but as you can see I'm an alive boy. Do you want me to be a not-alive boy that badly? I don't know how to take that.”

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Imagine the Fenton parents hearing the justice league accusing Danny of being Phantom.

Maddie: “How dare you you compare our Danny to that ghost?!”

Danny sipping coffee in the background: 👀☕️ “You tell ‘em mom!”

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Ignore this god awful post just a little idea I had.

[starags]

[cannibal-stag]

straight hannibal be like. tell me bro

[ihatethejerseyshore]

Some more wttt doodles

My art style has been pissing me off lately 🤷

[philsmeatylegss]

So is Dil a nepotism baby?

[kitzenvoncatzen]

only weak cowards allow "your mom" jokes to offend them you fucked her? ok, good for you, i guess - good for her too i really do not give a fuck, other than to your mom, of whom receives many a fucks

[muppetlover12]

weezer

[spacecatkin]

hey guys

guess what

[swanscumz]

if Liu was a candy he’d be a snickers

Because he’s kinda thick ngl😫

[nwaml]

Can we small talk pls

[black-metal-veins]

sasha nein balls call them psychonuts

[tototavros]

...there's a very strong argument that i half transitioned from tom to shiv, that's kind of fucked. worse still: it involved tulpamancy and glowfic. 

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

[master-thief-gray-shadow]

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

[akkpipitphattana]

the amount of ways we have to qualify the geoncide in gaza in order to get people to care is actually sickening to me. “it’s a feminist issue!” “it’s a disabilities issue!” “it’s an environmental issue!” like i’m sorry but even if this was happening solely to able bodied men and was causing no harm to the environment, it would still be wrong because it’s a genocide and these people are being bombed and killed and starved every fucking day. you shouldn’t need an extra label to give you a reason to care about people that are dying.