#i have to Clean

[the-master-of-games]

HEY So it’s technically Bones’ birthday (April 22nd) SO I decided to draw all of his AoS outfits! This took! OBSCENELY LONG!

[zerogutzz]

max needs to kiss simon and change the trajectory of his life RIGHT NOW

[deklo]

i love being back home alone! *blasts my system with all sorts of stimuli so i can’t think about anything*

[the-hoziest-archive]

im gonna see my mum again in 10 days.....

[suiheisen]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

[feelo-fick]

why are you still here, then????

[emberglowfox]

i dont think the sages are distinctly aware of everything their avatars are doing, but i imagine some things probably bleed through

[reineydraws]

jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

[capitalwildcat]

Augh.

I have been doing so much better lately mentally but i am in need of a Long Break so i can finish doing stuff i need to do

[entertainment]

choose your friend (no fighters here :)

📸: @overchers

[angelstalkshit]

FUCK i'm broke and over drafted AGAIN because of the delay in payments being taken out once i buy something.. even though i ACTUALLY REALLY THOUGHT I WAS KEEPING TRACK OF EVERY THING????? but apparently ive been going severely over budget like COOL :) loveeee that <3333

I have the desire to run away, get lost , be unknown, but start selling drugs and prostituting to make some quick and easy moolah :) lol love this world dont you!!???!

[critterbitter]

Thinking about pokemon teams helping coparent… ahh.

Masterpost for more of my shenanigans!

[somnimagus]

out of the frying pan and into the fire and into another frying pan that's also on fire

[id in alt text]

[sleepysnk]

i have so much to do but so little time ugh

[kathaynesart]

Out of the frying pan and into the fryer we go.

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Whew, finally done! Sorry it took so long, this is the largest update I've done yet clocking in at about 15 pages (compared to my usual 7-10). Also, congrats to those who guessed Todd for the distraction! Poor guy went through the last of his mystically preserved lemons just for this moment. What a bro.

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.