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satorusluver · 9 months

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My mom and I are really introverted and we joked about wishing we'd get COVID to avoid the family Christmas party...and then we did.

#i actually don't feel that bad but still #i jinxed myself

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fizzytoo · 1 year

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i should’ve kept my mouth shut

#*fizzyspeaks #i jinxed myself

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adraughtofamortentia · 11 months

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a goooood chunk of the posts I've rb tonight are things I've already seen/liked but they're still so good

#a round of applause for the mutuals providing good stimulation for my enclosure #dash has felt real ded lately but #idk. i find i cant scroll as long #rambles #i jinxed myself #i need u to know i almost slelled that jynx

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toast-the-unknowing · 2 years

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guess who's got two thumbs and might've just fractured one of them!

#i jinxed myself #all like 'i'm gonna spend so much time writing tonight'#now i gotta type everything one-handed bc it hurts to take the other one out of the ice bowl #surprised at the quality of my one handed typing. its not bad. just extraordinarily slow

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ikkan · 1 year

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life literally just gave me the finger and spat in my face

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puppyduckster · 2 years

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made the mistake of congratulating myself for going a week without seeing any bots on my page and then like clockwork a bot appeared on my page 😑

#bots #i jinxed myself #tumblr problems #sigh

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technodromes · 2 years

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Woke up with killer migraines. No writing today.

#Non Rp #Me two days ago: 'I had no migraines anymore in a while'#I jinxed myself #Tdl

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local-crying-boy · 3 months

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I love how I said that the Carlisle x Reader fic was going to be out soon like a month ago, but I really just jinxed myself. I was so sure that I was going to finish it quickly, but as soon as I did an update post about it all creative juices ran out :/

Gotta stop jinxing myself istg

#update post #update #jinxed it #i jinxed myself #writers block #writers on tumblr

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woozicutie · 7 months

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Was so looking forward to going into the city today to this market but I’m sick af 😭😭 I also wanted to try this new dessert place 😩

#I jinxed myself #talking the other day about how I do t use my sick days up at work cause I’m not sick

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gender-goth · 1 year

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shout-out to the person who reblogged like half of the flags I uploaded because holy shit 😭 extreme dedication I love you <3

#ִ ࣪𖤐 ; phantasmal whispers | talking #i have 64 notifications from that #i joked that someone would reblog half my catalog and it happened #i jinxed myself

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creamyroll · 1 year

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IM NOT GETTING THE JAMIL CLUB CARD I DID 70 PULLS ON YOU AND GRINDED MY ASS OFF AND ALL I GOT WAS ANOTHER FUCKING RIDDLE

#op:)#throwing the biggest fit rn #i jinxed myself

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mamafaithful · 1 year

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went to physio today.

MSK: How has your hip been? Any subluxations or dislocations recently?

Me jinxing myself: Oh no, I haven't had any issues with that this month, it's been well-behaved.

cut to 2hrs later, testing cars as I'm up for renewal this year.

gets into 3rd car, gets stuck, and is in excruciating pain

Car salesman: Are you okay?

Me: Yep, I just jinxed myself earlier. Do you have a brochure on mobility car adaptions while I sit here for a completely unrelated reason?

#disability #ehlers danlos problems #i jinxed myself #on an unrelated note #does anyone make jingles up about their situation?#no #okay #just ignore me

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trashshouldnt · 1 year

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So uh

I found this post I made like *checks notes* two months ago? About not being fictionkin in a server that was primarily fictionkin.

You'll never believe what happened to me.

#i jinxed myself #(/lh)#bork borf #just dog things #do i need a fictionkin tag?#<- screw it thats the tag now #fictionkin #alterhuman #dare i tag the source? no. no i shan't

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lazylittledragon · 2 months

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i'm in one of those phases where i really wish i believed in manifesting and spellcasting and things like that bc you know when you want something so bad you're literally praying for the universe to let it happen

#ramble #this is not me judging by the way i think it's cool as fuck i just don't do it personally #context: a lot of my 'dream jobs' are now just 'ways to make money that i might not absolutely hate'#but i have one (1) legit dream job and it's literally FINGERTIPS away from me right now #i feel like most people who know me can guess what it is and know how badly i want it #i'm not even letting myself daydream about it or talk about it too much because i'm so afraid of not getting it and being disappointed #and also i don't want to like. jinx it #i've tried so many times before but this is the closest i've ever been and i feel SICK i want to bite something

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gooberdude101 · 2 years

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Ocean Jasper?

I leave my laundry on the floor and that pisses off my mom. Oh also mostly unrelated my friend spilled red Tahitian treat on my white sheets

#I also forget to like. wash my face but my acne isn’t that bad so #i jinxed myself #fuck #ask game

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saltedpineapple · 1 year

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i wasted my time on this dsfjk,bsgakjgkjfgajk

end me

and of course i have to balance it out with fluff

i wanna squeeze lil mk

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