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mockerycrow · 10 months
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“can i kiss you?” + with Gaz because he needs more content on my hands and knees 🤭
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—“Can I kiss you?”— With Kyle “Gaz” Garrick
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Summary: You and Kyle have been pining after each other for years, and suddenly one of you guys make a move at the most random moment.
A/N: idk how i haven’t made more gaz content because i literally main his skin in modern warfare II. love my boy <3 I also want to apologize for not posting for a bit, not feeling too well rn </3
[WARNINGS: oblivious in love idiots, military inaccuracies, fluff.]
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In every room he entered, his eyes always gravitated towards you. Every time he thought of something funny, he thought to tell you the joke first. Every time he would see something in the store that reminded him of you, he wouldn’t hesitate to text you a photo. The first person he always looked forward to seeing in the morning is you. Kyle’s chest would feel all weird around you, his excitement shooting through the roof when he would find out you’re staying around base for a while. You two are in two different squads, but you always seem to end up with the 141, anyway.
If people were to ask your squad where you are, it was always “oh, they’re with 141!” maybe, “They are with Captain Price.” or Kyle’s favorite, “they are with Sergeant Garrick.” Despite being in two different squads, you two had no problem maintaining contact with each other. You joined the military together and sure, there were points where neither of you could communicate with each other for confidential purposes—but that didn’t snuff out the flame of emotions you had for each other. You two would leave to your separate deployments and return to each other months later, picking up right where you left off.
You were close with all of the 141, even Ghost, but it was obvious you were the closest with Kyle. For a long while, his team honestly thought you two were dating, even before formal introductions were made. Price’s jaw genuinely dropped when he found out you two aren’t and never have. Kyle tries to ignore the way you smile whenever someone mentions they thought you two were a couple. It gives some part of him hope. And that’s another thing; he’s about 75% sure this feeling is love, romantic love. He isn’t completely sure because whenever he thinks about it, it drifts off into a thought about you and instead of his feelings.
Kyle doesn’t let his feelings get in the way of his work, so if he finds himself drifting and thinking of you, he gets himself back on task. You do the same—you care about Kyle a lot, he’s one of the very few people you truly trust, but you aren’t always working together. You need to have your head in the game.. which is kind of hard when your own team is constantly teasing you. The difference is that YOU, you’re aware of your feelings. You’ve been aware and sure of them for years now. You know every warmth gathering in your cheeks because of him wasn’t just because he would compliment you, but it was because it was HIM complimenting you.
You’re on one of the couches in the 141 barracks, the lights off and a 90% eaten bowl of popcorn in your lap. You’re sitting on one of the end cushions, your head propped up on your fist, your arm leaning against the armrest. Next to you is Kyle and next to him is Soap, Price sitting in the recliner and Ghost laying down on the other couch, taking it up entirely with his huge stature. Your blink your eyes blearily as you’ve been trying to stay awake to finish the movie—you couldn’t help that you were so tired! You had just gotten back from a mission and Price suggested a movie. You didn’t want to turn him down. The movie is just loud enough to mask Soap’s snores.
You feel an elbow slightly bump into you and you didn’t notice you shut your eyes until Kyle elbows you. “Hey, you awake?” He whispers lowly and you make a noise, signaling you are. “Was about to fall asleep.” You mumble, opening your eyes and facing him. God, he’s so beautiful. You love the way his hair curls, the way his face is, his growing stubble, just.. him. He looks at you with the softest glance always, even when you’re in the bloodiest of situations. Kyle leans closer to you so you can hear him over the movie and Soap’s ungodly sleeping noises. “You can go ahead and go to bed, y’know..”
You frown a bit and elbow him back, murmuring, “Then I’d miss the movie and hanging out with you.”
Kyle smiles at your words and swats at you for a second, and he’s so happy the room is only lit by the TV because of the blush he’s sure has appeared on his cheeks. But you can see and—fuck, you just can’t help it anymore. You’ve decided it. Before Kyle can look away, your hand shoots up and cups his cheek, causing him to raise his eyebrows in surprise. You silently catalogue every micro-expression and the way his stubble feels in your palm.
“Can I kiss you?” You whisper, your heart absolutely fluttering in your chest. You’re begging for him to say yes, your eyes gleaming with want. Kyle stares back at you for a moment in awe before realizing, yes, he does need to say something—so he quickly nods and is leaning forward without realizing it.
You press your lips against his so gently, and it’s almost like a spark goes through your body. You melt when his hand reaches over and grabs your arm for leverage, and you move your lips against his. Your bottom lips brushes against his, and you tilt your head a bit; you never want this to end. Kyle presses his lips a bit harder against yours which boosts your confidence, and he swears up and down he’s in heaven. Your lips move together like you’ve both tasted an addictive drug and you can’t get enough, and Kyle nearly groans before remembering his entire team is around him.
This kiss was the first of many to come—beginning your little (secret) relationship.
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afterhourwriting · 19 days
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Warning - none, really I don’t think. All good here, partner 👍🏽]
[Additional warnings - Kyle is a little oblivious in this one, is not proofread to the full degree]
All posts like these are alphabetical order:
Call of Duty Characters reacting to you proposing to THEM.
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Alejandro Vargas
Saw it coming a mile away, honestly
You both went out to a secluded hill that gave you a beautiful view of Las Almas, and although Alejandro had a ring of his own, he was both shocked but also predicted you would pull something like this.
When you got on your knees, so did he as you both proposed to each other.
He swears he proposed first to everyone but you recall the entire story to everyone and anyone
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Alex Keller
Literally couldn’t comprehend what the fuck was happening
He was happy, don’t get him wrong, but he was planning to propose
Get off your knees! He already has a ring, you stole his moment!
He’d joke about it for second but would eventually cave and allow you to put the ring on his finger
Still his favorite story to tell people
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John Price
Had it all planned out, then you went and did it yourself
John was obviously shocked as he hadn’t prepared for something like this
It was actually kind of endearing though
He was afraid he might fumble on his words since he had a whole speech planned about how you were his everything, but I guess it can wait until your wedding day
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Johnny 'Soap' Mactavish
Wouldn’t stop making terrible jokes throughout your date so you decided to pull that on him
He immediately shut up when you got down on one knee, pulled out a ring and said “Johnny, shut the fuck up and marry me”
The silence was deadly after that before a smirk curled on his lips
Oh god.
“Didnae ken my jokes were so good ye were gonnae ask me to marry you!”
Never mind, Johnny, forget I even said anything.
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Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick
Say what now?
Probably oblivious for the first half of your proposal
Thought you were just tying your shoe when you got on your knee so he didn’t think much of it.
Then you called his name, pulled out a ring and asked him to marry you
Literally choked on whatever he was eating or drinking out of shock because it was so out of the blue. He just assumed it was a regular date you were taking him on.
Once he calmed down and caught his breath he immediately tackled you to the floor with a kiss and said, “I was afraid you didn’t know how to ask!”
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König
You guys weren’t married already?
Seriously thought that after 2 years of being together, moving in and adopting a cat(or any animal of your choice), you guys were already at least engaged
But then you officially asked, and a look of confusion appeared on his face
“We aren’t married?”
His confusion made you laugh, and his face was red with embarrassment as he thought back to all your moments together and trying to determine when that mindset came to him
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Mace
It’s funny you’re trying to propose
The second you get on your knee and pull out a ring he stands you back up, takes the ring from you and gets on his knee himself
You would have laughed if you weren't so confused, but Mace wanted to do this proper, he wanted to be the one to propose
Once he explained you did eventually allow yourself to let out a giggle before letting out a “Yes, I will marry you!” And allowing you to place the ring on him like you wanted
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Simon 'Ghost' Riley
“What.. are you doing?”
Is very perplexed by the situation
He gives you a look that almost seems like he didn’t want to wed, but when you got up and apologized he stopped you and brought you back down.
“No. I want to get married, I just.. was planning on doin’ this myself.”
He slipped his left glove off and handed his hand to you, saying nothing but giving you a silent yes as you slipped the ring on him.
Either never wore that glove again, wore the ring over the glove, or put the ring on a necklace so you were close to his heart
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A/N: So proud of myself for learning how to make gradient text.
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v-love · 1 year
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Or OR make it Kyle and he has a big crush on u and one of his frat guys starts flirting with u at a party and he’s like wtf bro code and gets jealous and then u see him being all sad outside by himself and u talk to him and he confesses that he likes u and he kisses u
Wipe My Tears (Kyle Spencer x Fem!Reader)
Summary: Kyle was so infatuated with you. Everything you did, he loved. When one of his “friends” kisses you, he takes care of you. He made sure you knew he loved you still.
CW: Brief mentions of incest/sexual abuse. A brief non consensual groping and kissing scene. Panic attack.
Taglist: @yes-divine-ruler @preselelle @evanpetersfav @quicksilversg1rl @kaylaperiodqueenslay @theyluvvkoi @bldmoth @nvtallowed @shjjpm @meganxfox @iruzias
Word count: 2392
Images/GIFS are not mine.
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“Dude, shut the fuck up.” Kyle’s mouth shuts as he looks up at his frat brother. “Sorry…” he sheepishly rubs the back of his neck. “I just really think she’s so…I don’t know.” His frat brother rolls his eyes and nods. “We know, she’s all you talk about.” Kyle’s face flushed pink in embarrassment. He didn’t want to admit it but you were all he thought about. When he ate breakfast, he would remember that your favorite food in the morning was bacon and eggs. When he brushed his teeth, he would remember that you owned a blue electric toothbrush. When he watches his favorite show, he would remember that your favorite show was You. His mind was so occupied with you and his studies that he would often get massive headaches right before bed. Right now, his friend that was just there had left to go out with his girl. He was jealous of couples but he never wanted to admit that. Kyle didn’t like the feeling of jealousy because it made him feel like he was his mother. He didn’t even want to think about her at all because if he did, he would spend so long trying to figure out a way to stop her advances on him. Kyle loved his mom but it was too much for him to handle. Shaking his head from those thoughts, he looks at his phone. There was a message from you. He smiles widely as he read it.
Y/N at 4:22 PM
hey ky :) are u busy rn?
Kyle was debating whether he should study or not but with the text you sent him, he decided not to. He replied with a no and waited for you to text him back. It was pretty fast as usual.
Y/N at 4:27 PM
let’s go to that new café they just opened!!! i heard it’s good!!
He thought for a moment.
KyKy at 4:28 PM
Meet me there or do I pick you up?
His leg bounced a bit as he read.
Y/N at 4:50 PM
pick me up :) ur car is nicer than mine
And with that, he got his keys and headed out to his car. Soon arriving at your parents house, he watches you wave. “Hey Ky! I missed you!” You say, getting in. “It’s only been a week.” He says and smiles as you hug him. Your hair smelled so pretty, whatever perfume you had made his head feel funny. You two update each other on anything new as he drives to the café. “I never liked her. She was too touchy.” He comments as you tell him about a friend you had recently dropped. Sighing, you nod. “I know…especially since she liked you.” You watch his face scrunch up in disgust. “God no. She’s not my type, I don’t like girls that have no boundaries.” Kyle taps on the steering wheel as he spoke. “Plus, I already like someone else…” he knew he was risking it by saying that. Your eyes widen and you turn to face him. “What? Kyle, why have you not told me anything? Who is she? Do I know her?” Your questions spit out like rapid fire. He chuckles a bit and shakes his head. “You would be surprised. I’m not telling you though.” He says and pulls into a parking spot. You whine and act like a child so that he would give in but this time, he didn’t. “Knowing you, you’ll probably figure it out anyways.”
Now what Kyle didn’t know is that you already knew it was you and that you had always been head over heels for him. Was he going to figure it out? As smart as Kyle is, no. The boy was oblivious to any remark you made about him that had a slight flirtatious tone to it. Sometimes it made you angry that he didn’t notice. Like right now, he was ordering for you and him but he doesn’t even say anything or react when you hold his arm. “Can we get those muffins? The chocolate ones…” you say shyly, pointing them out. Without leaving time for you to even blink, he orders them too. Kyle pays as he usually does and leads you to one of the small tables for two. “Here’s yours.” He says as he hands you your muffin. Nodding in thanks your hands find his, stopping him from opening his own. “Let’s wait till the drinks are done. If they’re ass them we have a little back up.” You joke, making him smile. His dimples creasing into his skin all the while making your head spin. “Also, I figured out who she is.” You say, pulling your hands away just as you feel them start to sweat from nervousness. You watch as Kyle’s face and demeanor turn a bit serious and guarded. “Did you know? Enlighten me.” On the inside, he was freaking out but all his face was showing was skepticism. Just then, his name is called to get the drinks. Sighing and telling you to “hold on”, he walks over.
Your mind was racing as you thought about what to say. Do you say “it’s me” or do you say some other chicks name. Kyle comes back with the drinks and sets them down, not giving you enough time to fully think. “It’s me.” You blurt out, both of you staying motionless. Kyle clears his throat and finally takes a sip of his drink. The taste blooms over his tongue, making him blink a few times. Another minute passes by filled with silence from you two but also the sound of others talking and drinks being made. “Yeah it is.” He admits, looking everywhere but at you. You smile widely and let out a giggle. “Really? I guessed right?” You ask, sipping on your own drink. Kyle nods but stays silent, taking a piece of his muffin and popping it into his mouth. You call out his name and he finally looks up. “Why did it take you this long to tell me. I’ve been waiting for you this whole time.” You say and lean in, kissing his cheek. For a moment, he short circuits and looks at you in bewilderment. “W-what? You mean…wait you mean you knew this whole time?” He watches you nod and giggle more. “And you like me..?” Kyle’s face breaks into a glorious smile and takes your hands in his. “Yeah…since forever. But I also knew because your friends ratted you out two weeks ago. To my understanding, you’ve liked me for years.” Kyle laughs a little and nods. “Of course they did…it’s true though. I remember in 10th grade I realized how much I wanted to kiss you. It was first period and that day you had done a bun and had a few butterfly clips in it. I’ll never forget.” He says and watches you blush as he spoke. “My drink is really good by the way, wanna try?” He asks and pushes his drink to you. You laugh at the way he changed the changed the subject but sipped anyways. “That really is good.” You say and smile at him.
Ditching the café, you two head to the park that was not far from there. The whole time Kyle was listening to you talk about anything and everything. Walking around the park, you two stopped and just stared at each other. “You’re so pretty.” He says and caresses your cheek, making you lean into his touch. “Yeah? You too.” You mumble and cup his cheeks, leaning in and pressing a quick kiss on his soft lips. Kyle smiles at the compliment and this time kisses you fully, making sure you felt everything he was feeling. The kiss made you feel like you were floating in a soft and sweet smelling cloud. Pulling away, he gently kisses your forehead. “David is throwing a party tonight…wanna come with me, baby?” The petname slips out but it felt normal to you both. “Yeah, I’ll go. I’ll stay sober though because you know I don’t really care for frat parties.” You giggle and feel his arms wrap around your waist, pulling you close. “Yeah, I know.” He mumbles onto your shoulder. Soon it was time for you both to head home and get ready so he drops you off and drives home. He was absolutely ecstatic about how well things went today. He showers and changes, doing his hair as he normally would. After driving back to your place and going to the party, he stays close to you. He texts you when he’s in front of your house, excited to see you. Kyle stands at your door and smiles when you open it. “Gorgeous…look at my gorgeous girl.” He says and kisses your cheek. Blushing and shaking your head, you hug him. “You look handsome, yourself. Smell good too.” You giggle and get the car with him.
At the party, you two head over to your friend group. “Hey Kyle! I haven’t seen you in a minute!” Jason, a mutual childhood friend, pats him on the back. “Hey man, I know. I’ve been too busy.” He laughs and they get to talking. You went to go get you and him drinks, heading over to the kitchen. “Damn, baby…” you hear a familiar voice say. Turning to face one of Kyle’s friend, you wave a little. “Oh hey, Matt…where’s Norma?” You ask while choosing to ignore the way he ate your body up with his eyes. You knew how Matt was and you also knew Kyle was stupid to still be friends with him. “Who? Yeah, I don’t recall whoever that is.” Matt walks closer to you, you could smell the alcohol in his breath. “Anyways, you look hot. I don’t think Kyle would mind if I just took a little bite…” he mumbles and leans into you, trying to kiss you. Pushing him away, you shake your head. “Don’t do that. No wonder Norma left you.” You say and grab your cups, starting to walk away before he grabs your arm. “Oh cmon, don’t be like that sweetheart.” Matt says and tries to kiss you again. Before you could turn you head, he does so. Your eyes widen as you feel his hands grip your waist and ass, hearing him groan into the kiss. Your body was frozen, not knowing what to do. Calling Kyle in your mind was all you could think of. You wanted him to save you from these advances. Tears fill your eyes and Matt pulls away, smiling at you. “Oh what? You didn’t like my kiss? I know you did actually, you’re just like the rest of them.” He smacks your ass before walking away, smirking.
You unfroze as you watch him walk away, crying more but staying silent. Practically running, you burst out the front door, breathing hard in panic. All you were saying was Kyle’s name, looking around frantically for his car. “Y/n! Hey why did you- Y/n? Hey, what’s wrong?” You could barely hear what he was saying, your eyes unfocused as he held your face. “I’m here. See? I’m right here, just breath slower for me okay?” His voice slowly filters through your brain and you start to finally calm down, still crying. Kyle just holds you, telling you that he was with you and that he loved you so much. He didn’t know what was wrong but regardless, he wanted you to know that he was there. Through your broken sentences, he gathers what had happened. Kyle’s heart broke, understanding now why you were sobbing in his arms. He decides that you needed him more than that bastard needed his ass beat, taking you to the car. “Let’s go home baby. Your house okay? You’re okay, I’m right here…” he says in a quiet voice, helping you in. Kyle holds your hand as he drives, caressing it as you stop crying. The ride was silent, you just staring out the window while in your own head.
Kyle walks you to your bedroom and stands outside, waiting for you to change. “Kyle..?” You say and pull him inside your room, not wanting to be alone again. “Are you sure? I’ll turn around.” He says and does so, feeling you wrap your arms around him. “No…just help.” You mumble and close your eyes, feeling his gentle hands undress you. Kyle wraps a blanket around you before getting some pajamas for you. Dressing you, he gently kisses your forehead. “Better? Let’s take off the makeup okay?” He says and gently wipes your fresh tears away. Kyle helped you take off your makeup with minimal guidance, then laying you down. He changes his clothes too and lays with you. He always had some extra clothes here just in case, just like when you were little. “I’m sorry…” you mumble into his chest, silently crying again. “Hey, no. This was not your fault…none of this was.” He says and looks into your tear filled eyes. “I don’t care what about happened because I know that you wouldn’t do that to me. Just like how I wouldn’t do that to you. From now on, you’re not going to see that asshole, okay? I’ll make sure of it.” His fingers wipe your tears again before kissing your face all over. “I love you. I know it’s so soon but I really do.” He says, holding you impossibly closer.
His heart ached as you silently nod. “Love you too…” you whisper, sniffing as you finally relax. Though upset, he didn’t let you know how much it hurt to see you like this. “Let’s sleep okay? I’ll skip school tomorrow.” He says and feels you sit up in panic. “Kyle no, you need to study and stuff. This is just me being stupid.” You spoke fast, breathing hard again before feeling his hands being you back down to him. “No baby, I’m staying.” Kyle smiles softly at you and gently caresses your skin. “I want to stay with you.” His voice was now quiet and soft. “Just sleep. I’ll be here when you wake up.” Watching you nod, he smiles more. The blankets felt more soft than usual to you, making you fall asleep quickly. “I’ll always be here to wipe your tears…even when I have my own.” Kyle says quietly as he watches you sleep.
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Authors Note: i did change the plot up just a bit because everyone knows how i like to write sad and fluffy stuff. i hope you guys liked it!!
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cryleforhelp · 1 year
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do you have any k2 fanfic recommendations??
HI ANO N Very honored u came to me for this lol i'm also going to be including fic recs my friends gave to me because i haven't been reading (ive been busy lately!) fic recs below the cut!
Mysterion Begins | K2/Kysterion | T | TW: None author: indirectkissesiniceland I'm still reading this! The chapters feel short but the pacing + story is so good. Kenny and Kyle's relationship in here is sooo ;;_;; it's so soft to me and I'm such a sucker for pining.
SUMMARY: Four years of college didn't get Kyle any closer to figuring out what he wants to do with his life, but his friend Jimmy pulls through for him with an opening in the newspaper office where he works. Newbies have never been known to get glamorous work, of course, and Kyle's first assignment proves it: a filler piece on a costumed vigilante calling himself "Mysterion." When a dangerous situation brings him face-to-face with the hero himself, however, Kyle—and the growing number of readers his articles on the friendly neighborhood superhero bring in—seeks the answer to a question that burns within him: Who is Mysterion? it's three am, i hope you're home | K2/Kysterion | T | TW: None author: JuniperTrees AGH.. SORRY I'M A SUCKER FOR KYSTERION. THIS ONE WAS VERY GOOD, I want to tell you my favorite part but I don't want to spoil it for you!! I think when you read it, you'll know which part it is (hint: it's near the end. LMFAO) SUMMARY: Kyle knows what he wants, but Mysterion keeps climbing in through his window. back to december | K2 | T | TW: None author: JuniperTrees AJGSKLKJHFG9AOJLGKHSHSJODGDKLHJSAGNBLDKFSHJSJGISLKBMSDHJSOIGKLSAGJNASKHSAJSGJSALDK TTHE Y FALL IN LOVE. AND THEY GROW OLD. AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. One of my favorite fics, I just really love seeing K2 grow up together and the way the author wrote it was phenomenal. SUMMARY: Kenny has always been involved with Kyle’s holiday celebrations in one way or another. Take Me High and I'll Sing | K2/Kysterion | E | TW: domestic violence, smut author: Courtanie sorry for being kysterion trash i didnt mean it. i actually really enjoyed this fic, i think the author did a great job on portraying kyle's character when it comes to him being concerned about kenny being mysterion (idk if that makes sense). it gave me a rollercoaster of feeLS and ugh... its... its soft. im so bad at giving opinions im sorry LMFAO SUMMARY: For far too many years Kyle has watched Kenny slipping in and out of his heroic persona, wondering each night if it would be their last together. But when it's his needs stacked against the safety of the rest of their town, finding common ground is far more difficult than either of them could have accounted for. Lionheart | K2, Creek | T | TW: None author: indirectkissesiniceland i haven't read this one, yet! though, my good friends recommended it twice AND it's by indi so i trust that this is v v v v good :) SUMMARY: For far too many years Kyle has watched Kenny slipping in and out of his heroic persona, wondering each night if it would be their last together. But when it's his needs stacked against the safety of the rest of their town, finding common ground is far more difficult than either of them could have accounted for.
Ok, Cupid It Isn't Funny Anymore | K2 | T | TW: None author: Courtanie this one is my favorite because i love the oblivious pining and k2 being the dumbest people on planet earth when it comes to each other. stan is so sick of their bullshit here KLJDSGLKSGJSDFLKJ SUMMARY: Years of sabotaging one another's dates and dancing around feelings have led Kenny and Kyle to fall into states of pitiable loneliness. Living under the same roof sure doesn't help the situation, but some vodka might. Playback | K2 | T | TW: None author: Corrupted_Quiet i love britney spears ok and kenny here loves her too. this is one of my favorite fics !! i hope you like it as much as i did too, i thought it was really cute and the way author uses music here is fun! SUMMARY: Kenny's always listened pop music, with its bumping beats, simple lyrics, and easiness at capturing the complexities of love. Sometimes he feels himself in those songs, especially when pining over Kyle Broflovski. No one else knows that part, though, secret kept between himself and his playlist of Britney songs. But one day, his music decides to stop playing quietly, and start blasting out of his head. Oh, baby, baby, how was he supposed to know?
Daywalkerpox | K2/Kysterion (Side Stendy & Creek) | E | TW: sexual content author: Zormikea THIS WAS THE FIC THAT MADE ME SHIP K2 EVEN FURTHER. I have to reread this fic because it's been a while but oh my god i could not stop reading it when i first saw it.. SUMMARY: It’s not love. It’s not affection. It must be a disease, then.
Kyle wonders if it’s curable. Kenny knows it isn’t. Peering Through Windows | K2, Cryle (Side Stendy) | E | TW: graphic depictions of violence, non-con, major character death, sexual content author: jwink85 PLEASE be super cautious going into this fic as it does include a lot of heavy topics and depictions of said warnings listed above. that being said, this was one of the first fics that i read coming back to the fandom (i found it through the animatic based off this fic LOL). personally i like it, i really enjoy the author's storytelling here and how she takes care of certain events happening in the fic. i get that this might not be everyone's cup of tea though! please note that craig here plays a heavy villain in this story and kyle is the victim of the villain in this story, so if they're one of your favorite characters and you don't want to see them this way i think it's best to avoid this one! SUMMARY: Kyle was so in love with the good doctor until he revealed himself to be a monster...by then, it was too late. Fell In Love with a Dead Boy | K2 | T | TW: None (character death but it's kenny's) author: spirograph I NEVER READ THIS ONE!! BUT MY FRIEND SAID THIS AS A RECOMMENDATION SO I'm going to put this down here for you! I hope you like it, anon! SUMMARY: In the 3rd grade Kenny dies for the first time. OKAY, I'll stop here. Let me know what you think when you read some of these, anon!!!!! if i had to suggest what to start off with first i'd suggest mysterion begins and/or daywalkerpox!!!!! two very very very good fics!!!!!!!! if i have anymore in mind, i'll reblog this with add ons!!!!!!!!!!! :DDD @herbietales and @allymumu helped me out with fic recs so if needed, you can ask them too!! <333
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sergeifyodorov · 9 months
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Connor for the send me a character ask 👀
FIRST IMPRESSION
Have to preface this with the fact that I was really into baseball six or seven years ago when mcdavo was winning art ross number like. One or two. This was about 2016 or 2017 and i had the thescore app and I was looking at their simple ranked stats because i was bored, and instead of staring at the baseball ones over and over again I poked around on the other sports. I was not yet a leafs fan (born and raised in toronto so like, you support the leafs, but i wasn’t what i am now) and i looked at the points rankings and there was this annoying little orange background man in first. He had a nice 100 points and nobody else had that. And I was annoyed because I didn’t like that this Edmontonian fucker was doing better than anyone else. In retrospect it is very funny that my Oilers Hate Campaign is older than my actual hockey fandom.
IMPRESSION NOW
I have a lot of thoughts about Connor. I strongly disagree with the boring-sayers. He is not boring; he’s stiff and bland on camera out of both intention and The Tism and clearly has a lot actually going on once the panopticon is looking away (oxymoron statement but u know). Obviously he’s best in the world type whatever beat but thats like. The least interesting thing abt him. Dude is SO haunted it’s like you took a good portion of the sort of hockey curse an entire team typically develops and then dropped it right on his head like some sort of cartoon piano. But he is blissfully oblivious to the genre and is tragically determined to power through. 
I think he’s kind of spineless ultimately and this is what makes him say such vanilla things and let himself get so thoroughly and obviously managed by lk1 and stuff. but also that he is very single-minded and knows what he wants and is unafraid to pursue that at the cost of neglecting everything else in his life. Which is a pretty self-destructive habit when you have curses and whatnot but again, completely unaware of that, so he’s just barreling head-on towards the void, head down skates pumping
His edges are decent but he’s a speed skater by trade far more than a figure skater… jason brown could win 5 art rosses but connor mcdavid could NEVER do riverdance!!!
Completely unrelated to my thoughts on connor at all but the endless font of ohl bodies and the churning mill of eteri girls. It’s the same it’s all the same
FAVOURITE MOMENT
don’t say mccheatgate it’s not worth it--
In all honesty. Either Connor mc lukewarm gay rights statement, the adorable little standbyme video at the draft where it’s him n mitch and dylan and none of them can really sing and they’re all so obviously terrified but trying to cheer each other up bad, or that one ad where they’ve dolled him up and made him act. And he’s like beach chair lounging in the middle of the ice and stuff
IDEA FOR STORY
i think the most ideal thing narratively to happen to davo is Catastrophe. like we all know he has this very rigid and unquestioned worldview because he has never bothered to really look outside what the nhl straighttrack/lauren kyle has planned for him it’s most compelling to just. completely upend that
mccareer changing injury is a good one but ive already seen that one said. i do have this scrap of 9734 floating around thats like. leon gets fridged and he cant live with oilerhood after that so he goes the 1 other place he can stomach himself being (torono) and then falls in deeply toxic-homoerotic-codependency love with am34. and obviously is forced to reconsider his entire worldview about the ticking clock and the impermanency of life and grief and curses and haunting because damn leo you’re supposed to be dead why do i keep seeing u everywhere etc. it is important for my NARRATIVES that mcdavid is widowed and/or divorced
UNPOPULAR OPINION
i realize this one in context to the last sentence makes it look like i hate drai. I do not hate drai drai is the best oiler and his only competition is nuge. That being said.
I had a friend (knows nothing about hockey) and she thinks that connor is hotter than draisaitl. And like. I don’t completely agree. But i mostly do agree. very shallow of me yes i know but davo is CUTE and his cringefail ghost swag is kinda HOT and the long hair/mcjesus flow was SEXY
FAV RELATIONSHIP
bobby orr is a family friend and he knows wayne gretzky quite well because of oilersness and stuff. so im going to say his relationship with All That Came Before is my favourite
2997 close second tho. Get more divorced
FAV HEADCANON
the tism is kind of verging on the nebulously canon but like. Im not going to formally diagnose a man i dont know and enjoy sexualising on the internet so it’s getting put in here
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I just read the new chapter and it's soooo good.i love it soo much. like not even american so I don't fully understand the jersey thing (the post ab it was rlly helpful tho) but OMG THE JERSEYYY logan really screwed up with that one didn't he. mia has me slightly on edge tho because something seems off, idk if I don't just prefer grace for no reason, but at the same time I'm delighted happy that mia convinced them to play spin the bottle. KYLE DURING SPIN THE BOTTLE!!! he was sooo obvious, love him tho. kyle, calumn and dalton will be so relieved when they finally get together. I feel bad for ben tho bc he seem so nice and like such a good guy but we know he can't say forever, he's basically set up for failure. also calum is just so funny, he keeps hinting to oscar that maybe what him and logan do isn't typical friend stuff but oscar just moves on with like no concerns at all.logan and oscar are both so oblivious. I could keep talking forever but I just really wanted to say that I loved this chapter and well done on 100k words 💗💗💗
thank you!! and i'm glad the jersey post was helpful lol i wasn't sure how much of it was just Me Yelling or what. and yeah logan made an error. kyle was talking to him like he's some massive idiot and prick of a boyfriend rolled into one BECAUSE HE WAS! by the standards of high school. don't we all just love high school
see mia is like a bit suspicious but again she doesn't actually know oscar is The Guy in terms of both who logan has kissed and also literally had sex with. who knows maybe she said they should play spin the bottle as a test... she's seeing things... insert kyle saying logan and oscar kiss like people who have kissed before...
ben is good but yeah he'll explode eventually. so will mia. there are more people to date and most of them are Not real people but one of them is!
callum is the only one w a brain here. i think i had him say that in a text conversation i deleted so it's not actually in the fic but he was right. everyone else (logan and oscar mostly) is stupid. unfortunately
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longggg ass post but I’m gonna colour for-ordinate the diff ppl just incase it’s confusing :)
original guy is blue, his friend is yellow, new guy on app is green
Unfortunately i appear to have gotten myself into a — situation.
still haven’t gone on any dates (have been asked, i just didn’t feel it tho yk) BUT. but..
okay so there was this guy i spoke to like a while ago now, and he lives in my area, went to my school etc but he was in the year above so I never actually interacted with him, he started messaging me after replying to my story one time and it was very much a ‘bully casual funny’ situation. and it was comfy even when he started slipping into asking me out on dates, it even became like a joke bc i would alwwaaaysss refuse em, he got to the point where he’d ask daily but it was always part of the joke and like, actually funny, and I never went out with him (did have a few actually okay serious convos too, lots of the same interests, but at that point I was like 16 or 17, and tbh i just didn’t care abt dating anyone at all yk). during this time, one of his friends from his friendgroup tried to start talking to me also, bc apparently the original guy said smthn abt me in the gc or something, but that was only for like two days cus it was a lot like “are u talking to blah blah?” And I can’t lie i did do a fair bit of banter bullying but.. what else can u expect from me
ofc it ended up tapering off, cus no matter what the guy said abt us being so compatible and we would be such good friends, it became obvious that he just like, wanted a gf and not a mate, which fair ig, and then like pretty soon after we stopped talking he was posting pics with his new gf in his bed with him shirtless and her in a red bra?? anyways lmaoo I ended up taking him and all his friends off my socials bc it started making me anxious when they were constantly seeing all my stuff as soon as I posted it, but here’s where it gets a little uh.. weird
started talking to this guy on a dating app and I could swear he looks a bit familiar, chat is actually quite good etcetc. Look through his pictures again. He’s part of the original guys CLOSE friendgroup. close as in his profile pic is a selfie of him n original guy, and they have posts where they go on nights out (they have a fairly large close friend group of boys and girls, one of which is original guys ex but we move). the thing is - i have a VERY uncommon name, and this new guy CAN see that I live fairly close, he also keeps heavy hinting at meeting up, but idk if he knows like.. who I am in a way?? or if he’s a bit oblivious like I was before I made the connections.
like the only expression springing to mind is ‘homie hopper’ but i cant help it if the original guys homies are bouncy, yk??? liked damn. original guy n i properly talked for like a good year, his friends mutually added me on socials, one tried talking to me, and then when it was all done n i unadded them all (it wasn’t weird, we’d never really spoke), the friend who tried talking to me added me on Facebook and tried re following on Instagram, but other than that no contact. and now the original guys OTHER bestfriend (the one I’m talking to on the dating app) is trying to talk to me. dilemma. help. they’re all three of em in the same friendgroup, and I’m pretty sure both those guys are original guys like,, closest friends
SCRATCHIE A SITUATION INDEED????????
Okay, so… I guess my main question is - do you like the guy on the app a lot or is it just still casual at this point? If your name is very uncommon, I think it’s highly likely that he knew who you were and I’d be careful with the whole situation - if you do meet up, don’t go to his place or anything like that. Meet somewhere public, share your location with a friend, etc.
As for the homie hopping? Kyle was literally besties with my ex before we started dating so… I’m not one to judge for that 😭
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Lets go little by little bc this part made me scream so much!!!
People are more likely to go through heartbreak than get an STD. Yeah, this shit should be teached
His plan is horrible tbh
There are a lot of hot people walking around. Especially when you’re bisexual. He gets me jgdhjsfhbj
Elyaas. Kadir, Leslie, Tian: ✨I love yall so much and you don’t get paid enough to deal with those chaotic shits.✨ SERIOUSLY THEY NEED A PAID RISE KDHDISK
I think NYPD for Gabriel actually suits them😌
“Pension. So, if something happens to me, my mom will be taken care of,” Do you know I fucking love you so much???🥺
He really is related to all rich, hot, influential people😌
Yes to Gabriel and Selena!! That's it. That’s the comment <3
“The ideal outfit is nothing,” Gabriel points out. “I’d just walk in their buck naked.” “Bitch,” Max grins. “You are my soulmate.” Seriously, these two>>>>
*smh* rich people indeed...
Huh. Interesting facts about Trudeau, aren’t they?? 👀
The fact that just the mention of David being hurt made Max leave it all and run to him will forever make me emo🥺
Every time. I love you. EVERY FUCKING "I LOVE YOU" BREAKS A LITTLE OF ME😭
Of course it was fucking Kyle😒I HATE HIM!!
I mean I can't really balme Max bc David IS hot af
“You see, blondie over here is a bit of a violence virgin,” Max points at David. “I’m a more a veteran. I’m sure you’ve heard the stories.” 😂😂I DIED
“That’s what hot friends are for, right?” Gabriel grins and then goes, “Selena? Selena, are you okay?” LITERALLY THEM>>>>
MAX FUCKING TAKING THE FALL FOR HIM😭
“Okay,” Gabriel smiles. “Slap Trudeau’s ass for me.” “I sure will,” Max winks.✨BFFs✨
Note to self: David is not to be fucked with. Noted. 🙂
I just can't with the fact that he has kept his promise to Magnus of not hitting anyone ever since but also that he is taking all the blame, facing Magnus' disappointment even though he did nothing and even letting them ground him taking away the thing he worked hard for and all just to save David. Its just too much😭 Also the I don’t know. I don’t know who I am. and He is the bad guy. Let him be the bad guy. JUST. FUCK
He evn has a fucking operation for David and Elyaas helps him jdhsksks I cant 😂
[To: Better than Alfred] [To: Bane of my Life]
He really knows how to put contact names😂
He can hold his breath underwater for 9 minutes. That’s really impresive ngl..
David is wild af omfg jdhsksjs
He knows his fucking heartbeat!!
THAT FUCKING KISS DANI!! HOLY SHIT I LEIGHT FORGOT HOW TO BREATH TOO!! JUST WOW. YES. MAVID. HOLY SHIT
Max having 0 chill since he was a kid😂
He is wet and dripping and a sight for sore eyes and Max needs to go to church. Theoretically, of course. I also need to go to church after reading this fic. Theoretically, of course.
They are both drama queens smh
There is a plan – with words and shit. That ship has sailed bro..
I love how he says something as if he isn't having a completely Bi Crisis™ over it
Now I want to meet Justin Trudeau out of spite that we couldn't see them interact jdhsjsj
I undestand Max, but FUCK IF I DONT WANT TO MURDER HIM FOR HIDING HIS COMPLETELY OBVIOUS ROMANTIC FEELING TOWARDS DAVID!!
He did. He kinda lost both. One of them left and the other sort of died. This hurted more than a bullet could 💔
Those 4 things were actually kinda right...
Note to self: You need therapy for serious abandonment issues. OMG SAME BROO
THE FUCKING "I CANT BREATHE SCENE"!! AHH I STILL WANT TO SCREAM WHEN I REMEMBER IT!!
David leight stormed into his crush's house, kissed him, asked to have sex with him, said some romantic shit, and left, and we stil think Max is more wild???
If his life was a game of fuck, marry, kill – Max would always be option one. Or even three. Ok, this was in equal parts sad and funny I'm confusion, send help..
God, if only this boy knows the shit that goes through Max’s head. He’ll probably run screaming. Poor David he is so fucking oblivious (in his defense, Max does make it hard)
“You are not like other people!” Max yells in frustration. “If we do this, it will ruin our friendship!” “What friendship, Max?” David yells back. Touché, but ouche💔
David deserves the world. Everything he wants. Everything his beautiful heart desaires. 😭💙💙
He has no fucking idea what’s going on right now. But he knows he isn’t going to stop. This is a great summary of this Timeline huh...
Note to self: David's giggles > Beethoven and all those other fuckers. No, no, he's got a point...
Consent is so fucking sexy ngl..
Note to self: Stop comparing your body to Rafael's. While you are it, stop comparing your brain to Rafael's. YES TO THIS!!
Yes. Keep doing that. Don’t ever stop. If you do, I’ll die. He did say he was dramatic and horny so...
David reading the NDA is sooo David omg🥺
HE CARRIES HIS INHALER FOR EMERGENCIES EVEN THO HE GHOSTED HIM FOR TWO YEARS I AM DONE😭
Then bapak had left. Max hadn’t been able to breathe. He had his inhaler. But he hadn’t been able to breathe. 💔💔💔💔
Note to self: Schools should also teach kids how to deal with grief. STEP UP YOUR GAME, EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM!!
David being so casual as if that hasn't been his fisrt kiss and being so good at it ksjsjs
NOT THE MON ANGE PLEASE 😭😭
“My dad can’t find out about this.” YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK
"I prefer to have you tied down,"
"Is this the part where I say make me?"
“Every part of me wants every part of you.”
DAVID STOP!!! YOU ARE KILLING THE POOR BOY!! But also, like, don't.
He is ruined now, like one of those victorian ladies who have sex before marriage. He is ruined!😂😂😂 Drama queen
David raises it to his mouth and kisses the inside of his wrist, holding Max's gaze. JFC! IDK WHERE THIS DAVID CAME FROM, BUT I'M KEEPING HIM!!
Note to self: You really need to see a therapist. Me too after this. Care if I join??
Note to self: Keep your expectations low and your self-esteem even lower. *whispers*this bitch really need help..
This whole friends-with-benefits is going to blow up on their faces, but I'm love to see it😌
Don’t do anything dumb while I am gone. Boy if you knew...
Conclusion: the meme "Mark me down as sad and horny" is also a Mavid thing aparently...
Oh, I remembered the song rec: WTF by Sasha Sloan (I think)
Anyway, its 3 a.m and this got really long so I''ll gooo. Take care pls!! 💚
The song is very 🥰🥰🥰
Also I’m so glad you enjoyed the mavid and max content 🥺🥺🥺
This is Max with David istg 😂😂
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April 25: MSCL 1x11 Life of Brian
I tend to think of Life of Brian as a lighter episode, especially after Other People's Mothers, but it left me with a certain melancholy. I also enjoyed it a lot more than I think I did the last time I watched it.
I think the overall moral of this story is that 15 year olds should not date. They should just hang out together, like in a bunch. If all of them had gone together, like actually in a group, instead of making gestures toward a group situation while actually constantly plotting dates for themselves or others, they would have had more fun. The obvious evidence is my BroTP Rickie & Delia getting down together at the end. The two people most screwed by others' selfish plans, and they find platonic happiness together. It's very fitting. Watching their dance always makes me happy. This time it also struck me how... it was a really sexualized dance, but it wasn't sexual, because you know that they're just having fun together. Like this whole ep, kids were playing at being adults, and being really ham-fisted, and hurting each other in the process, and here were two kids playing at being adults but not taking it seriously at all, just having a good time--as the dance was supposed to be about.
Even Sharon, who did have a date, seemed unhappy realizing that the carefree happiness Delia and Rickie had wasn't accessible to her. Just like in Halloween. She wants to be less grown up than she is. Also, I enjoyed how into the dancing Kyle was and I don't think he's a bad guy, but he is dead weight for her.
I'm not sure what to make of Corey and never have been. I liked him, for what little we see of him, and it would have been cool to see more of him. But, like, what was supposed to be his deal? Was he gay? Was he into Rayanne? Was he totally oblivious to any possibility of dance-romance? I'm sort of inclined to the last but like... so hard to tell.
The Jordan and Angela scene outside at the dance was so hot. Why are you like this? The way you are. You know he's been wanting to ask her that since the pilot. I'm just... oh, Jordan. He came to that dance for her, and he wanted to stay with her, but he's too overwhelmed. And now Angela has the first glimpse that maybe he sees her as mysterious and interesting, just like she sees him. (Fitting that this revelation occurred in an ep where she doesn't narrate?)
There were times when I felt a little weird about some of the characterization and dialogue in this ep, and yet at the same time, it made me really excited about these characters and desiring, again, to try out writing some fic. But I'm also scared. I'm scared to try to capture them. Rickie, for example, is really funny and can be really dramatic, but that shouldn't be overdone. I'm not sure how to capture that balance.
And Brian. I have this headcanon/belief that Brian and Angela are great as friends but would be horrible together in a relationship because they would bring out the worst in each other. Like here, where they don't dance even though at different points they both wanted to. I also... hard to explain, but I feel like they have sort of similar faults. Similar selfishness maybe? Similar obliviousness to how their selfishness comes off? They both call the other one cold-hearted. They're not totally wrong, but somehow it feels to me like that's most true around each other. I'm not sure if any of this is making sense or how I'd demonstrate it but it's just a half-thought in my mind.
Rayanne struck me as a bit mean in this episode, especially in the science room scene. I'm not sure if that was just... this particular writer's take on her or a commentary on the last ep. She definitely seems more erratic also. One thing about her is that it's hard to tell what is an act or a lie. She faked being upset about the gun really well in Guns and Gossip, and I did read that as mostly or entirely an act. But when she cried in her counselor's office? Was that real? Was it real and she was trying to make light of it, or was it just another act? Was she really warned away from the dance? I think not, I think she always intended to ditch Rickie and Corey as part of her set up, but it's hard to tell. I think here she's in full-on protective-shell mode: scheming to be in control, selfishly ignoring Rickie's actual and stated wants, being a bit of a jerk about the dance because if she cares about nothing and no one, they can never hurt her. I think this is a real break in the Rickie and Rayanne relationship: in the past, she has helped him by really helping him, but here, her meddling becomes just another burden for him. I think Rayanne really does accept Rickie's sexuality 100% (and not just because she is a self-closeted queer person herself) but she isn't good at seeing or understanding how he does not yet accept himself.
More of a tangent there than I was expecting. I love all the little hints that all the kids are already essentially a Gang: like Angela and Rickie both agreeing that World Happiness is SUCH a Sharon theme, or Brian affirmatively calling Rickie his friend.
I like thinking about the dynamics and potential dynamics between Angela's parents and her friends. Graham and Brian seem to get along pretty well and understand each other decently. I think Patty likes/will really like Jordan. Patty and Sharon have similar personality types (fixers, meddlers). Patty I think likes both Rayanne and Rickie more than she is at first willing to admit, though they make her nervous (for different reasons).
Much to think about. I wish I had the time and brain for it now! But I must get to bed soon.
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Okokok I think it’s funny how the sp adults are always oblivious and shit but I would just like one (1) episode where Gerald, who calls Kyle and pussy and shit, sees just like a small bit of the stuff he goes through on a daily basis (particularly involving cartman cus their plots are always WILD) and he’s just like “Kyle what the fuck“ and Kyles just like “regular fucking Tuesday“ it would make me so happy please
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yeehaw-mothman · 4 years
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Post S5 head canons that I have that I guess I might write one day but probably not:
The BFS goes back to brightmoon for a sleepover, cake is involved, Catra is deeply confused by how bright and soft EVERYTHING is
Catra takes Purfuma up on that meditation and really tries to work on her anger and heal from her trauma. Adora remembers her own emotional intelligence is a -1 and joins in too. #couplestherapy
Wrong Hordak and Hordak join together to help figure out what to do with the clones, Wrong Hordak takes many of them back to space to help rebuild other worlds
Scorpia and Perfuma turn the Fright Zone into the Friend Zone. The name is unfortunate but it genuinely means that it's a zone for friends and plants and yes they do fall in love in the Friend Zone
Catra starts her journey of atonement. She first goes to Mermista to help rebuild the place she destroyed, and she puts in the work. Literal work. Adora finds her on more than one occasion hunched over, sweaty and laying down brick and mortar with her own hands, sifting through rubble, digging holes for support beams. Some people still won't look her in eye when she hands out food to the refugees, the survivors, after a day of rebuilding but she's accepted that. It takes a long time, but eventually Mermista is able to shake her hand. It's not forgiveness, but healing.
Bow's dads and Glimmer's dad have a dad night once a month and they wear sandals and make bad jokes and talk about The Youth
Adora and Catra get caught making out around the castle on multiple occasions bc they're that gross and in love. Glimmer has taken to carrying around a spray bottle
Adora ends up caving and asking resident professional lesbian Netossa for advice. Turns out sex ed in the horde was NOT comprehensive or correct
Catra goes to see if any of her stuff from the fright zone is still there, finds her old contraband dirty magazines, and promptly puts them under Lonnie's pillow just to fuck with her. Kyle finds them and cant look at Lonnie for a week
Glimmer and Frosta hang out on a regular basis and Frosta gives Glimmer a friendship bracelet
Micha is completely oblivious to the fact that Bow and Glimmer are dating for months
Catra seeks out Entrapta's help in finding a way to bring back Angella. She keeps it a secret until she's sure she's found a solution because she doesn't want to get Glimmer's hopes up, but she feels she has to at least try
Catra is a cat and has a tendency to leave little gifts for Adora on their bed, and Adora is just greatful it's things like flowers or glowing magic crystals and not a dead bird.
Everyone realizes that Catra is an actual genius who lead a military by the age of like 19 and that Adora is kind of a dumb jock and their combined chaotic tendencies somehow balance out and make them the perfect couple
Melog brings home a stray puppy one day and after a LOT of begging Adora is allowed to keep it. Adora still swears she a cat person though. And then laughs because Catra is literally a cat person. Puppy turns out to be magic when it nibbles on Glimmer's cape and sets it on fire, and Catra thinks it's so funny that she names the puppy Sparky.
Everyone is happy and healing and the bfs eventually goes to bring back magic to the universe and it's beautiful 🥺👉👈
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Lancelot
"😳😳😳😳😳😳😳...."
"(´・ェ・`)...."
*Walks awkwardly into one corner and bumped onto a random old lady*
"My.. Youth these days.. It's really hard to get sheep's fur and you use it like that, in this hot day? Tch tch tch." And walk away.
"(´・ェ・`)..."
*Cues passing wagons and carriages*
"(´・ェ・`)... eh- haaa- haaa- HAACHEW >3<!!"
Jonah: His sneezing is so majestic 😭😭😭😭😭
Edgar: My my ☺.
Zero: Ah, My King. Look out-
*SPLAT*
One of the wagons splashed the nearby puddle and half of Lancelot turns muddy.
Eventually they had to bring him to a random teahouse to brighten his mood with some sweets.
And Kyle: You know you can use magic to clean that, right?
"I refuse as the possibility of me to get injected with your n-needle is high if I overuse it."
"Be grateful that you don't live in this era. They may have no injections, but they use needle to STITCH your wounds WITHOUT anesthesia."
Poor Lancelot went pale and eventually gets fever after that.
Jonah
Pouts like there's no tomorrow as the era has nothing but only Japanese sweets and Castella's.
Got surrounded by random ronins because they thought he is a girl.
When he escaped, some random shops called him to buy hair clips (which is obviously for women).
"*Sigh* I miss Luka-"
*Bonk*
"Oh, pardon me, I didn't see you there."
*G A S P at Mitsunari* LUKA QAQ??? SINCE WHEN DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR AH IT MUST BE THE STRESS FROM THOSE BLACK ARMY LOTS AHDNAJHSKSKXKSF MY POOR BBY BROTHER QAQQQQQQ!!!
*Azuchi Castle*
Ieyasu: And who is this... Again?
Mitsunari: It's my long lost brother, Ieyasu-sama 😭😭😭😭😭
Edgar
"☺..."
"☺..."
BABAM!! Scene of two demons met with one another, a.k.a Edgar and Mitsuhide.
Hideyoshi watch them from afar with the others, rubbing his arms from the shiver in his body, "I don't know why, but the vibe those two gave me is nothing but bad."
Ieyasu:...They have been smiling to each other for quite some time and it's disturbing ಠ_ಠ.
Edgar: So.. They call you a fox because of your ways of lying?
Mitsuhide: Ah yes, and you.. A gentle demon, lad? I don't need any explanation I guess. I can just read you from the name they gave you.
Both: *Instant Mutual Understanding and Hand shake with one another* 🤝✨✨✨
Hideyoshi: I... May need my tobacco pipe now ಥ‿ಥ.
Kyle
He will be intrigued with the medicines of that era, and of course, he won't hesitate to learn it (even though it's not as advanced in Cradle), and he won't think twice if he sees people gets injured.
And that person he learned from is none other than Ieyasu.
"Oh hey, you are such a good doctor, you know."
Ieyasu: ....Thank you. Y-you too. Though I bet yours is more advanced than mine. I-it's not that I want to learn from you or anything.
Kyle: ...Say. Are you Jonah's ancestor?
Ieyasu: W a t.
Then he met with Masamune and Kenshin, and surprisingly he gets along with Kenshin more (cause of love of alcohol drink) and yet...
"BLLERRRRGHHH!!"
Kenshin: *Watches Kyle with his morning sickness* Pathetic (눈‸눈).
And when he is with Masamune....
Both: *K.O after one sip* (X w X)
Zero
If he is in this era, we can relate him to Nobunaga (love for candies, but his is lolipop and Nobunaga is konpeito).
And Mitsunari.
With their... Oblivious-oh-so-DAMN-sweet-you-can-get-cavities compliments towards others.
At least he is not really and airhead.
But then if Masamune meet him, the possibility for him to ask Hideyoshi with this question is high:
"Can I dye my hair too :3?"
Hideyoshi: NO ಠ_ಠ.
Zero: ...This is not a hair dye though.. (-"-;)..
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I definitely agree with you when you say Stan would realise his feelings first before Kyle
Cause Stan is always willing to delve into things and try to figure them out whereas Kyle idk in the series he really appears to be a "No Homo" kind of guy
so I find it really funny when in fics people make it out that Kyle has known his feelings for years while Stan's oblivious. Kyle is intelligent but emotionally intelligent? Depends really
I disagree a bit-- I actually think Stan is more 'no homo' than Kyle. He's more emotionally mature and aware than the other boys but conversely he also is the most affected by toxic masculinity. He's the most traditional 'boy' of all of them, being the most entrenched in sports, hunting, and repressing his negative emotions for the sake of being 'okay'. Where he's at on the show he's definitely grown more aware of and accepting of other sexualities and he seems very open to learning things he doesn't understand. But I think it'd also be very easy for him to be "Yeah of course it's fine for everyone ELSE to be gay. Not me though. I'm straight and just happen to be in love with Kyle." Like I think he'd be aware of his feelings and get okay with them fast, but he'd struggle with how he wants people to perceive him and be reluctant to label himself even after he and Kyle start dating. So I think he'd be less oblivious than Kyle but still have insecurities and some internalized homophobia to work through.
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female-overlord-3 · 3 years
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Unsolicited Haunting
My need for someone knowing Malex are cosmic soulmates because the show went out of their way to make sure everyone was oblivious idiots. Also it's spooky season so ghost! Rosa wanting everyone to stop being dumb and get their shit together. It's about 2k so @imawriteriwrite and @caitlesshea here you go! Warnings: mentions of a dead body. Mentions of drinking and being intoxicated. Let me know if I missed something 💚
It's kind of funny that Rosa always felt like a ghost and in the end, a ghost she became. Not forever but enough for her to be able to see those lives connected to hers.
Sometimes she would catch glimpses of Liz when she came home but those were rare.
She would hang around her father or Maria most often because they were a comfort even if she's dead.
It was those three though, who she eventually realized were honest to god aliens, that she couldn't stay away from. Michael Guerin and the Evan Twins.
Rosa stayed as far from Isobel as she could but over the years she came to watch over her, try and figure out why she was the last thing she saw before becoming like this. It wasn't until Isobel started having her 'blackouts' that the boys called them, when she realized it was Isobel's own husband. The man was also an alien and wanted both of them.
Rosa didn't feel much but finding your dead body in a freaking alien pod thing was the most intense feeling she's felt since becoming aware. Fear, horror, confusion, and rage. No wonder she isn't free but stuck here like this.
That day she stayed with Michael Guerin because he was the furthest and easiest way to distract her. He fixed cars, drank, drove to his alien pod thing, and worked in his secret bunker on what she assumed was alien stuff. It made her tingle.
After that she mostly watched him and his simple life. For some reason he felt as invisible and dead as her.
It was probably Alex's first time back from wherever he went (the air force she later learned to her horror) when she saw Michael come alive.
Alex showed up at Michael's airstream and the two collided like planets. Intense and destructive.
She remembers Alex telling her about a boy, someone he was both excited and terrified about because of how he made him feel. Rosa knew she was the only one who could really read between Alex's line.
Excited because he wanted it. Something for him with someone who might actually care.
Terrified because he knew his dad would take it away, would hurt whoever Alex wanted. Alex wasn't allowed to have or want anything.
These two emotions waring because Michael made him feel alive too.
Rosa doesn't know the whole story but after the first couple of years she got a general outline from listening and watching.
They still have no idea where they're from or why they're here. She sees that's because of Max while Michael hasn't stopped looking since he found the first piece of their ship.
The night she died no one knew who really did it.
They assumed it was Isobel but Michael decided to protect his 'sister' by saying he did it. They covered it up to not be found out and now Rosa gets to watch their sad lives until something happens and she's free.
So far she doesn't think most of their lives have been really interesting aside from Michael and Alex.
Those two… Those two bring her comfort because even before she died she knew whoever Alex wanted would have to be special. Boy was Michael Guerin special alright.
There's also just- she can feel the love that pours off them. Love for each other that's visible in the way they look at each other and how happy being near makes them. You don't realize how unhappy those two are until you see them together.
So Rosa watches and waits.
She sees them fight and fuck. Talk without saying what they really mean. The change that time and being apart does to them. The pain they're in from it and the brief moments when they can smile and breathe before starting the whole thing over again.
It's not until a decade has officially passed that something starts happening. 
Liz comes back. 
Alex comes back. 
Liz is shot but Max heals her and Rosa knows things are about to really go downhill.
Liz was always soft for her white boy and Rosa knows Max is crazy about her but two things become clear over the next few days.
The closer Liz and Max get causes more problems for everyone else. The more problems there are the more Alex and Michael have to fix.
Sometimes Rosa really hates Max Evans even if he makes her sister happy.
Max's decision to save Liz was a catalyst for so many things hidden to be dragged to the surface that sometimes Rosa can't keep up.
Alex and Kyle find out about her biological father. Liz finds out about Max. Alex finds an alien ship part in Rosas old 'room' and of course finds out about aliens all on his own. Apparently Alex's dick of a dad also knows, that it's Alex's legacy or some shit Rosa felt the faintest urge to laugh at.
Who knew Alex and Michael were some Romeo and Juliet in space shit.
Even more stuff happens with Isobel but Rosa knows she'll be fine. Her sister and Michael are too smart to let her die.
The thing that makes her sad and angry is that Alex decided letting Michael go would be safer for his alien boy.
Oh Michael can be a totally knuckle head sometimes but if there's one thing he needs to be more than a ghost like her, it's having Alex in his life. The same can be said for Alex but that idiot is too stubborn to not let whatever happen to Michael's hand happen again. 
She later finds out Alex's dad did hurt what he wanted and it was on the day she died.
That day really was the start for everything falling apart.
So now her comfort is gone because Alex is trying to protect Michael and for some reason they don't realize how much they love each other.
Then Michael and Maria do something stupid in texas.
Then Alex and Michael finally talk.
Apparently everyone is under some idiot spell and needs Rosa to voice the obvious.
Then Michael goes to Maria while Alex is waiting. 
She can barely stand being there and decides to wait with Alex instead. That was probably the only true time she was actually disappointed in Maria.
She was there for everything and then Max brings her back and she remembers nothing.
She remembers nothing but there are feelings like a tug on her.
She still knows Alex and Michael love each other, that didn't change. If anything remembering nothing means she still knows them all at their core without the last decade of bullshit they've been buried under.
But what can one do with feelings and tugs when she's not near them to see it anymore.
They've kept her away and hidden but that's never stopped her before especially once it becomes too much.
If anything it made things worse, being stuck with her thoughts.
So she starts to drink and drink and fight against this phantom Max in her head.
She knows nothing in this time where she's out of place so what is one to do but find comfort.
So she goes to the Pony and Maria finds her.
That's where she finds out Michael and Maria are together.
In her deep moments of floating in a peaceful drunken haze, something screams at her that they shouldn't.
She still doesn't remember but the more she learns and uses whatever abilities being in that pod, the more those feelings and tugs get stronger.
She finally asks Isobel to go into her head and find what she's missing.
It takes them a day to break from the trance and another day to be able to move.
They cling to each other before taking a steady breath and helping the other up. They have things to do and people to talk to.
It of course leads to a giant cluster fuck of everyone yelling and demanding answers once Rosa is done talking. They decided Isobel's house would be a good place if things started going flying.
Demands for answers and more questions being thrown at her as she fills everyone in on what their lives the last decade has been like through her eyes.
Everyone except Michael and Alex who remain silent. Silent as they look down at the floor and nothing else.
Rosa doesn't care if she's being selfish but she misses the comfort they gave her so she is going to get them back to what they should've been at the start of this mess.
The second Max starts focusing in on Michael for some reason, one that's probably not even about him, Alex seems to snap out of it and stands in front of Michael like the shield he loves to be.
Rosa is having none of that and before Max can say a word she storms over and grabs Alex's then Michael's hand to lead them to a different room.
Michael looks a bit confused but follows.
Alex looks relieved but unsure to what Rosa's planning.
Their in the room Isobel let her have and she pulls them onto the bed and makes them sit with her in the middle. She wraps their arms around her and tugs them close and the second she lets out a sigh they all just sink into each other.
"I'm not spending another second with you both not together. Say or do whatever you need but I'm done waiting for it to happen because it's going to no matter what you both think. If I can remember knowing you both love each other even as a ghost apparition thing, then you both can deal with your shit and make it work. Be your cosmic love or whatever you called it. Before things truly started to go to absolute hell you guys were my comfort. Knowing how much you both love each other just- it made being stuck like that okay even when I wanted to knock sense into you idiots."
It just comes pouring out of her and she feels their hold tighten on her.
"Stop wasting time. Stop looking for something you already have. You have the foundation no matter the ware and tear but you gotta build from it."
She thinks it finally clicks for them that when she said she saw them all over the last decade she was telling the truth. For once they weren't alone in all their pain and suffering. They finally had someone else that understands what they've been through.
"Okay." Michael croaks, all but begs as he presses his forehead into Rosa's hair and his hands tighten almost painfully onto Alex. "Thankfully I'm good with my hands right?"
They all laugh like it bursts from them.
Alex kisses the top of Rosa's head and sighs deeply as a small smile settles on his face.
"I missed your meddling." He chuckles softly. "You always knew what to say."
"You all needed an older sister to remind you to get over yourselves."
They all laugh again and they've settled into a more comfortable state.
Rosa can feel Michael is gearing up to say something, the erratic beat of his heart getting faster the longer he waits to say something. She nudges him to make him spit it out.
"I never stopped loving you." He finally says.
All Rosa can do is smile at the admission and wait
"There's no one else I love like the way I love you."
She feels Alex go tense but a nudge from her relaxes him.
"I would have stayed with you in Caulfield. I wouldn't have survived if I lost you."
Rosa watches as his hand settles on Michael's between her.
"I can't stop loving you if I tried."
Their hands slide together seamlessly like the ship pieces.
"Cosmic idiots you both."
"Hey we were having a moment." Michael whines playfully.
"And you're gonna have many more because I'm tired of everyone we know being blind to you two. Kyle gets a pass but he could've been more pushy."
A kiss is pressed to both her cheeks and fights the smile spreading across her face.
"Thank you Rosa." They both say and she simply nods before absolutely not snuggling closer.
"I'm glad my unsolicited haunting could help."
They're all still raw and sensitive but better now. The wound needed to be opened again but this time it will have a chance to breathe and properly heal. They're still digging back to the surface but now they've got shovels and their eager for fresh air.
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Mirio! Mirio! Mirio! I’m so sorry bUt MiRiO with the whole childhood friend turned to lovers (I saw that you’re opened for requests and i just had to to do this sorry!)
LOVE NOTES — T. MIRIO
Note(s): I did this request wrong omg... I love Mirio and I absolutely did you and him wrong in this one AAAAA i am very sorry. Anyways please excuse my god tier humor. It's not the best.
Warning(s): A lot of cussing, some vine references, shitty writing, ooc mirio i think.
"Sometimes, I drown in your eyes. They're just so captivating and warm, I find myself getting lost in them. Whenever you look into mine, I get terrified. Have you noticed me staring into those eyes? If so, I'm sorry but I can't help it. I just like you so much Mirio—"
"No, no, no, no, no." You repeated as you erased the words you wrote on the paper. "This ain't it chief." You groaned while burrying your face in your palms in frustration. This won't work. If you wanna confess to Mirio, you got to say it to him face to face.
But how do you do that?
Your confidence level in this case is like Tamaki's.
In fact, when did you start liking Mirio?
You weren't sure.
You've been with Mirio almost all of your life. Being childhood friends, you guys have been attached to the hip ever since. You guys saw each other often, have the same dreams and aspirations, have the same likes and whatnot. You just clicked. Maybe it was when the teenage hormones started kicking. Or when you both were hit by a bus named puberty. You never really know. But it was a fact that you liked him. A lot.
Your feelings for Mirio wasn't entirely a secret. Hado and Tamaki knows. It was quite obvious actually. The way you looked at Mirio like he was a god or the way you admired him even from a far, it was certainly not hard to miss. Heck even Nighteye knows—and he roots for the two of you. The only one who was oblivious was Mirio.
You actually dropped hints for him. Like making him a bento, going out of your way to help him, and etc. Spoiler: he was still oblivious to your feelings for him. And now, you figured that maybe words work better for him than actions.
Now here you were, busting your ass off, making love notes for Mirio.
You plan to slip them in his locker every morning since you arrive a lot earlier than him. It was all going smoothly, the plan was set. The only problem was the actual notes.
Why?
You see, you weren't good with words. That's why you opted to show your feelings for him through actions to begin with. But since that didn't work out, you were forced to use your words and it wasn't going the way you planned it.
Maybe you'll just steal some quotes from the internet? No, he may question the sincerity and besides you like to be original. Maybe just list off the things you like about him? No, it might come off too creepy.
"It's ok, Y/n. Just be yourself! Haha... yes, yourself."
Grabbing your pen once again, you started writing the whole night.
Nevertheless, Snipe-sensei didn't appreciate you coming in late the following day.
"You're not a pokemon but I'll choose you any day."
The first time you dropped the note in Mirio's locker, you were sweating bullets.
What if he doesn't notice it? What if it falls from his locker and be swept away by the wind and—
No.
"Slap the negativity away, Y/n. This will all go according to plan."
"What plan?" Mirio suddenly asked from behind you. You were startled as hell. When did he arrive? Oh my fucking God. Did he see you drop the note in his locker?
Fuck.
"Nothing. Why are you here so early?" You asked, hoping it will divert the attention from you to him. Mirio studied you for a moment before giving you his signature smile.
"Oh! Did I scare you earlier? I'm sorry! I just wanted to do a dramatic entrance for once. Did it work?"
"Yeah it sure as hell did. You didn't answer my question yet though."
"I'm gonna talk to Midoriya today! I'm hoping to catch him before classes so I decided to arrive early." Ah. Must be about the work studies.
"How about you? Thinking of someone to recommend to Edgeshot?" You shook your head as an answer. Your mind was too preoccupied by Mirio lately that you haven't thought about your work studies yet.
"Can't blame you. Third years are so busy these days." He opened his locker making you bite your lips in anticipation. How will he react? You aren't ready for this yet.
Ok, Y/n. Yeet yourself out of this.
"Oh uh... gotta go Mirio! Thirteen-sensei needs me for something... haha yeah. Bye!" Mirio looked confused for a second before nodding as he watched you flee from the scene.
"Funny, I thought Thirteen-sensei has an off day today."
"My feelings for you are like vines. Iconic."
"Whoa! What's that Mirio?!" Nejire Hado screamed out once her eyes landes upon a familiar Gudetama sticky note in Mirio's hands.
"I've been getting these notes lately. It's weird." Once Hado pried the notes away from Mirio, she rolled her eyes at whatever the fuck you wrote on the papers. Clearly, you suck at making these. Vine references? Half of what you say on the notes are actually nonsense. Hado was surprised Mirio haven't died because of confusion yet.
"These are definitely love notes!" Hado exclaimed earning the attention of some of the people in the classroom. A few of them judged her for a bit before returning to their tasks at hand.
"How do you know?"
"Trust me, Mirio! I'm a pro at these!" And besides, I know the idiot who's been sending you these.
"Woah. Who could be sending me these?!" Oh Mirio, you big ball of sunshine. Why the fuck are you so oblivious sometimes.
By the end of the week, Mirio was surprised that the notes kept on coming. This one particular note caught his eye though.
"I love you bitch. I ain't never gon' stop loving you. Bitch."
He knew that vine reference really well. He smiled once he finished reading the note. Before he could stuff it in the tin can container he bought just for the notes, he noticed there was something on the back of the note.
"I'm not chickening out anymore, Mirio. Come meet me at the rooftop afterschool. See you later, gamer."
You were nervous as hell throughout the day. When did you decided to man up like that? You regret everything now. Once Mirio sees you on that rooftop, he's gonna break off the friendship between the two of you.
Oh no.
Maybe you fucked up real bad.
"Square up Kyle. You can do this." Hado encouraged you once the bell rung. "You're a bad bitch! Nothing can bring you down!" You smiled at Hado, thankful for the support as you met your fate.
Slowly walking towards the rooftop, you could feel your heart beating loudly in your chest, your anxiety levels spiking up as your mouth ran dry.
This is it. The moment of truth.
You opened the door only to be met by... no one. Or that was what you thought until Mirio popped out of nowhere once again, scaring you shitless.
"Now that was a dramatic entrance." Mirio chuckled as he faced you. "I was really worried you wouldn't show up Y/n."
Wait the fuck up.
"You knew?"
"Of course I did! Your handwriting was a dead giveaway, and you used the Gudetama sticky notes I gave you on your birthday." Oh. You forgot about that. Clearly you didn't think this one through.
"Ok. That's it for me now." You were about to chicken out once again when Mirio suddenly said something that made your heart beat even faster.
"I thought you were bae..." He started the vine reference you knew so well. Oh. Here comes rejection. "And I was right."
Wait what?
Those wasn't the right words.
"What I'm saying is I love you too. Bitch."
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