#i know what i like!!! sorry for not eating like a normal person!!!!

[wade-fucking-wilson]

Just finished Deadpool and Wolverine WW3

So much to go over, so I thought I might try to convince you all to read it while I’m rabidly fixating.

For a Deadpool and Wolverine comic, I think this one is arguably the most intense, riveting, brutal, heartbreaking, and gay of them all.

SPOILER WARNING!!! I can't promise minimal spoilers since I'm going in-depth, so be warned that this is spoiler territory.

During this comic, Logan is almost drawn towards Wade. For a man who supposedly hates Wade's guts, he's more than willing to travel to Russia when Wade summons him. Once there, he finds Wade has been turned into a bloodthirsty cyborg to entertain the rich. As someone who's been experimented on himself, he naturally feels sympathy for what Wade has become and sticks around to help him.

After being dropped in the Russian wilderness together, Wade finally begins to snap out of his brainwashed state. He asks why Logan came to save him, to which Logan replies that he asked him to come. Wade apologizes for bringing him all this way and says that Wade was frightened when he summoned Logan. The question is, why Logan? Why did he call Logan when he was scared, and why would Logan come if he supposedly hated Wade?

Anyways, as the two trek through the Russian wilderness, Wade begins to physically/mentally weaken. So, of course, Logan does what any normal person would do; he cuts out a chunk of his leg for Wade to eat!! Cannibalism as a metaphor for love, anyone? He cares enough about Wade to feed himself to Wade, how fucking nuts is that?? Guys, friends don't do that for one another.

Later on, during an intense fight with some enemies (and a huge monster), Wade "dies." Logan genuinely mourns Wade. Once again, this is coming from the guy who supposedly hated Wade's guts at the beginning of the comic. I would say he mourns because his travel partner just died, but we all know it's more than that.

As he mourns (and fights for his life), Logan becomes aware that Wade has literally begun to regenerate on/in him and is connected to his back (Best I just show you the frame for this one)

(Kinda nasty; I'm sorry)

Weird Blob Wade explains that their blood mingling resulted in Wade regenerating while connected to Logan's body (possibly leeching off Logan’s energy??)

There's a few pages where they share a brain and body, which is INSANE. Like, I don't know if it can get much gayer than that. Truly. They have shared their bodies with one another (in a non-sexual way this time around), which I feel is more intimate than sex would have been in this situation.

The comic ends with Wade fully regenerating and the two going on a killing spree (classic), but not before Wade says this:

("When you say "@*** off" it sounds like "I Love You")

In summary:

Cannibalism is a metaphor for love

These two literally sharing their bodies with one another

The unrefuted fact that Wade and Logan are DRAWN TO EACH OTHER.

This comic is batshit insane, and I highly recommend it.

[butcherb1rd]

taking my break and i’m not hungry enough for a sandwich, so i just slap some babybel cheese, a cucumber, and a mini slice of cake on a plate and walk out to the lobby to eat. my boss notices me and goes “that’s a weird lunch… enjoy!” and it’s like. ma’am. sorry i’m autistic and like to snack. i will enjoy my weird lunch, thanks !!

[evanescentdawn]

THE FAKE DATING WIP LIVES AGAIN. also I can’t with these two. screaming. these btches r so funny. I love their dynamic so fcking much. I love writing them so much. I loveeee writing them so much I LOVE WRITING THEM SO MUCH also han sooyoung!!!!! I love u so fcking muchhhh SHES SO <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 TO ME

“Stop laughing,” He says, irritably, holding the ice to his bump. 

“No,” Han Sooyoung says as she continues to laugh and makes a sandwich with his bread, using his butter knife and his groceries that he brought. He has never known another ungrateful person. No, that’s wrong. He knows Yoo Joonghyuk. 

He has never known another pair of ungrateful people, Kim Dokja rephrases.

At least, she makes a sandwich for him too. Though she stuffs it in his mouth instead of giving it to him like a normal person. 

“So what’s the plan?” Kim Dokja asks as he eats it. It’s mediocre. 

“We date.” Han Sooyoung says. 

“Yeah I got that but what’s the plan.” 

She looks at him. “Have you not dated before — sorry wrong question — do not know what dating is — sorry wrong —” 

“I know what dating is,” He interrupts. 

[blujayonthewing]

I don't mind being treated like a weirdo when I'm being weird but is there anything worse than spending your whole life constantly running into moments where you thought you were being perfectly normal, you thought you were acting like everyone else, maybe you even were objectively acting just like everyone else, but whatever you said or did makes everyone stop and stare at you exactly like this

[ionlycareaboutyou]

it's so funny i can have a relatively good week and be in a good mood but then i start thinking about food too hard and i'm like well time to end it all

[pupkou]

can we come together as a community and be honest with ourselves .. because i’m tired of seeing everything turned into an egg roll. not everything needs to be an egg roll

[lilgynt]

i’m not losing my mind bc people don’t get hannibal or his dietary habits. i’m not blowing up my group chat to remind them that hannibal is in fact a bad person and if he wants to eat someone he WILL find an excuse bc he is in fact, a bad person and his rules are dumb and arbitrary like puffing smoke directly in his face and calling ur mom a bitch within his vicinity sorry same level of crime both getting gored on antlers. he could find an excuse to eat anyone so let’s not focus on if he could but WOULD he.

[girl-bateman]

Yay !! Im gonna talk about it with my friend today !! I think this is gonna help me not go completely insane !! I love love <3

[sureuncertainty]

at least now i've gone through an important tumblr rite of passage, watching a longtime mutual become a radfem :/

[ruinakete]

croissant - what is your muse's ideal date?

PASTRY LOVE HEADCANONS ・ not accepting!

going to be real honest with you all ... I can't think of one that would work ten out of ten times. I don't believe that she would even enjoy dates? or, at the very least, expect to enjoy them? she'd likely see them as a nuisance ... ?

now, this is if it's the common idea of a date, which is dining together somewhere nice and having light conversations. Zephia hardly cares about eating or food, and dislikes idle chatter that is only meant to pass the time, so I think she'd expect you to pay her back for giving you her divided attention since she'd get bored halfway through the starter courses. especially if it's a luxurious dinner.

however! if the date was something simple, like discussing quaint topics ranging from the transformation of dark magic to its user to the best strategies to capture a fortress with x soldiers and x supplies, then she'd enjoy that! having small debates in her office, with the lights low and dinner being something small and easy.

the only other ideal date for Zephia that I can think of right now is flying together; whether you're on her wyvern or commanding your own mount. at her wyvern's side is, of course, where I see her being at her utmost serenity, and that's likely the only time you can keep her on a date for a long time. this isn't to say her eyes absolutely brighten and she does that little cute head tilt that moves her hair if you ask her for an afternoon of flying, but her eyes absolutely brighten and she does that little cute head tilt that moves her hair if you ask her for an afternoon of flying—

[mistergoddess]

it's so hard to not bully boomers in youtube comment sections

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Shout out to the time one classmate in high school shamed me for frequently eating and enjoying spaghetti with sauce from store bought powder. I'm glad your parents always had the money, time and energy to cook all meals from scratch, good for you, but not everyone has that

[kateis-cakeis]

people are really so weird and so fatphobic huh

(and oops most of my commentary is in the tags XD)

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

can't wait to get home so i can fucking EAT

[mxliv-oftheendless]

Is it normal to feel the need to actively support causes you believe in and the desire to actively support causes you believe in but also being too fucking tired and frustrated and mentally unsound to be up for it

[askshivanulegacy]

There is a ravine somewhere containing all of the couples who toppled like dominos off the sidewalk because they persisted in holding hands instead of going single-file when other people were trying to go the opposite direction.

Honorable mentions also in the ravine: families of 5 or more and unreasonably large tour groups of matching ethnicity.