#i legally have to say ‘rub a dub dub thanks for the grub’ every time i eat or ill get terrible stomach pains. jokes on you id do it ANYWAYS

[televenus]

our dm: you must now roll to recieve a curse of mild inconvenience! your characters will suffer as they are forced to live without form fitting clothes or the taste of their favourite food!! you cannot pass until youve each-

our party rummaging through the curses: cool we’ll take three each