#i love snakes <333

[vampcubus]

ur turn

most fuckable monster/cryptid?

it's actually pretty hard for me to choose! but i'm particularly enamored with nagas and eldtritch horrors (though thats a rather broad term, since eldritch beings can be literally anything, so let's go with nagas)

[crualex-de-vil]

Andreja Legs Starfield of House Va'ruun 🐍

[deadscell]

Snake be like:

“it’s what’s for dinner” dinner prep is so easy i don’t know what you were all talking about…

[whaliiwatching]

did ya hear that poor dice fella’s fallen in with the DEVIL?????

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redraws of my fav @askcupsandcasinos devildice asks from 2019

[httpiastri]

osc podium smut 🫶

love this!! i’m about to fall asleep any second so sorry if this makes no sense, but i just had the thought about finishing my podium fic from suzuka and remaking it to fit this weekend, but… sweet sweet boy was so exhausted after the race, ain’t no way i would be able to do anything other than get him into bed and drink the world’s largest bottle of water 😭 my mind is sadly only in soft thoughts mode rn (but that can def change)

[ofhope]

Sleep clung to him like an overbearing coat. Such didn't touch his eyes, his pinpoint gaze zeroed into the occupant of his couch: the answer? Obvious, if the click of his smartphone laying facedown wasn't too ginormous an indication. Restlessness painted itself a distracting portrait upon his muse, eyes wide, not flickering or lowered. There's a tsk in the air, less toward Aventurine, more toward his predicament.

“It was hardly noticeable until moments ago,” not a lie, but a cold truth - Veritas was so submerged in his own sleep, he hadn't felt the tug of the sheets as Aventurine made to his feet, to paddle along to the living room. “I rolled over. You weren't there.”

Dismay was poignant in his tone. Veritas wasn't always forthright with his affections, but the implication was there: once I noticed, I couldn't return to sleep. Then Aventurine opened wide his embrace, and with a puff of air, Veritas wordlessly accepted the peace-offering. More-so on the couch than on Aventurine, chest-to-chest, knee on either hip, Veritas breathed a breath he hadn't been aware of holding.

“In venturing for the opposite, you achieved your feared result. Most times, stasis is better than running out into the battlefield. Given the sheer amount of blankets scattered about, this area isn't far off from such a scene. As you know, I've grown rather used to your presence... that, and it seems you need a reminder: I wear a sleep-mask to bed.”

Bringing his arm to snake around Aventurine's waist, he squished his cheek against the plane of his collarbone contently.

“Perhaps it would do you well to pick out the next living room arrangement. Of course, it won't be without my critiques.”

@souldanced, <3

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

Suzanne Collin’s the woman you are

[yuukimiyas]

eeep!! my bestie took an offer on mercari for me for like 20+ pairs of plugs & tunnels for like $40 & i just got them in & they’re all SO SUPER CUTE!!! ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১

[puccafangirl]

Now that I'm a simp for Mr. Snake, I'm looking even more forward to seeing more of him in the upcoming Bad Guys Christmas Special now. 💕

[self-spaghettification]

average viren

[mila36122]

Snka

[eazy-peazy54]

EVERY. DAMN. PASSCODE. FOR THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM:

Will update when i find more!! (updates VERY frequently)

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Which religion is right

[godslittlesadge]

restarted 2-4 case cause i dropped the game fot a while and dont remember shit and ryunosuke's comment about kazuma's mask. Kazuma standing as prosecutor against van zieks and continuing the cycle because of van zieks prosecuting against genshin leading to his death BECAUSE genshin (presumably) killed van zieks brother in the first place. The trust and care that ryu and susato show for kazuma which hes going to burn readily for this case, a case he built his whole life for and for which hes willing to destroy that same life. And at the same time the way that Kazuma wants ryu specifically to be there to watch it all burn

[whoareyoueventhough]

strawberry snow corn snakes are so cute I want one so bad!!!! Lookit!!!!

[asparagusgremlin]

I just remembered when my boyfriend and i started 999 upon meeting everyone, before he even spoke i asked my boyf "Is Snake blind?" because 1. his eyes are closed in the first art you see of him and 2. Junpei described his walking as "graceful and intent" or something like that. My boyfriend was like ".....how did you know???" He was genuinely so baffled that i guessed it immediately when I hadn't even seen his sprites or anything LOL it was just the one art of him on the stairs

[beethefallen]

my boyfriend is the most attractive man in this entire universe like not only is he sweet, kind, loving, caring, funny, talented, patient, open minded, but he’s also so attractive and hot and handsome and sexy and i need to shout it on the rooftops to the universe HE IS SO COOL !!!!!!!