(nonchalantly: it’s julie, no biggie-this is normal now)If you had a time machine, what time period would you travel to? What is your favorite version of the potato? what a weird fact you know?
the 80s!! i want to dance to wham and be there when the wall falls ✨️🕺
bratkartoffeln!! or mcdonalds french fries
jugy garland's real name was francis gum
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
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i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will
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blehhh...
i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer
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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city
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birthday hangout!! they went to jasons favourite shitty diner afterwards :)
not him eating a very sugary burger fondant cake
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