#i love this reference

[sinful-lanterns]

Yao when breeding season comes:

Yao: hey, girl, you want some tail

Reader: what

Yao: lemme smash, please

Reader: hUh—

Yao: Lemme smash

And she proceeds to grab all the different types of sticks she could find, in hopes of impressing you with her nest-building skills. She finds ones of different colors because she thinks that you’ll be super impressed at the fact that Yao is capable of house decor, so she’d go through a whole rainbow’s assortment of sticks to find which color you like.

Yao: Do you want the yellow stick? :D

Reader: What?

Yao: …She doesn’t want the yellow stick. :(

AGAJKQBDOEE poor baby. ID SAY YES TO ANY STICK. SHE TRIES SO HARD ID SAY YES AT THE FIRST STICK 🥺

LET YAO SMASH. LET HER SMASH.

[saytrrose]

He misses his wife, saytrrose. He misses her a lot. He'll be back.

I’ll be his new wife ez

[video-hole]

STEVE-O in JACKASS FOREVER - "THE VULTURE SCENE" // OTIS DRIFTWOOD in HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES

[cloud-ya]

outcast of the village

[cracklewink]

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

[mightbeadaredevil]

posted on r/badtattoes but i think it’s gorgeous

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[zorrpu]

These edibles ain’t shi-

[1alchemistart]

dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!

happy valentines day :D

[vmkhoneyy]

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

[ditzybat]

Fanon Tim, a mysterious super smart hacker bro on the same level of Oracle, who’s also unhinged, caffeine dependent, morally grey, negative rizz, lowkey has the highest body count of all the bats, and is a badass: and I will watch the crimson blood, leak from you neck

Canon Tim, loser skater boy who plays DnD in his spare time, nap addicted, pulls hella bitches, strict moral code with the bad habit of seeing only black and white, and is also a major badass: woah, that kid is hardcore goth

[crownorclover]

i'm in me smartcar broom broom

[eskildit]

In a better kinder world. Gideon nav would have been at the club.

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[oakaiarts]

marcille’s room