holy matthew tkachuk’s curls! holy playoff beards! holy sidney crosby’s thighs! holy penalty box! holy jeff skinner’s laugh! holy brad marchand’s tongue! holy auston matthews’ wrister! holy andre burakovsky holy john marino holy connor bedard holy nolan patrick holy carey price holy andrei svechnikov! holy goalies going into the splits! holy defunct franchises! holy hockey fights! holy two and tens! holy clayton keller holy jake oettinger holy rickard rakell holy jamie drysdale! holy trevor zegras’ michigans! holy matt rempe’s fists! holy wes mccauley! holy steve yzerman’s detroit red wings! holy alternate captains! holy 1,000 points! holy original six! holy toronto! holy marc-andre fleury! holy rookies! holy team flights! holy dad’s trip! holy battle of alberta holy battle of pennsylvania holy blues versus blackhawks! holy dueling hat tricks! holy puck! holy stick! holy ice!
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im jumping in to say ian would also knife a bitch trying to kiss mickey 🫣
(re: this ask)
mickey: *chillin at the bar*
some rando: *tries to make a move*
ian:
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percy in tlt: annabeth is pretty annoying and girls have cooties but she’s not so bad sometimes
percy in som: girls still have cooties but i’m glad to call annabeth a friend
percy in ttc: oh gods i miss annabeth, i feel like its my job to go after her
percy in botl: i can gladly say i do not think girls have cooties anymore but i definitely do not like annabeth
percy in tlo: yes i do like annabeth but i’m too busy saving the world why do you ask
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Me, aghast, whenever I see someone say that Charles' cricket bat is ineffective and/or that he needs to trade it in for something new next season:
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the time when i tried making a Hollis papercraft but my printer ran out of some coloured ink . sigh . Do No Worry guys its just Lady Luctopus possessing her
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[ID: official “yona of the dawn” art, cropped to focus on jaeha and gija. they’re sitting shoulder to shoulder inside a whale fall, and a shoal of yellow and blue fish is swimming around them. gija’s right hand and jaeha’s left aren’t visible but there’s very little space between them, leading to the conclusion that they’re holding hands. text written in all-caps white impact font has been added to the top and bottom of the image; it reads: “what if we held hands in the whale fall”. end ID.]
date night in the whale fall!! <3
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I have had a crush on the brides brother since we were 10 and 12 and I flirted with him and left the wedding with his phone number, we refollowed each other on our new instagrams, and he made a point to stop and reintroduce himself because he hadn’t met me since I changed my name and pronouns. best of all? he told me he “fell in love with me” the first day I met him when I jokingly made fun of him and then he tried to cover his ass by joking about the friend of mine he had a crush on for a while bc she led him on and he gave me three hugs goodbye and he liked the pictures I posted from the wedding and liked my Instagram story
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